SML Movie: Jeffy's Vacuum [2024]

and perfect I really hope Rose really likes the roses I got her all right Jeffy are you ready to play golf yeah what do I do you got to hit that little white ball into that cup all right I got it four cook EG I think you hit Chef peee darn Jeffy you almost broke that glass face of flowers well I'll be more careful this time oh no you broke the flow face let's go check uh what's your parents going to say they'll get over it you also hit Logan's camera during the scene and broke it yeah the whole scene was out of focus it kind of ruined it well you'll get over it all right Rose check out your roses Marvin what are you talking about there were roses just right here someone broke him Marvin who could have done that Jeffy four Jeffy get in here you hit your dad oh Marvin are you okay Jeffy Jeffy hey Dan look I'm a stripper Jeffy did you hit me in the face with the golf ball I'm flossing my butt chicks on the pole Jeffy did you hit me in the face with the golf ball no then where'd you get that Golf Club behind you who put that there and where did these golf balls come from darn I guess Tiger Woods was here Jeffy you're going to grab a vacuum and you're going to clean up that mess I'm sorry a what a vacuum what is a vacum come here Jeffy all right Jeffy are you ready to clean up this mess what am I supposed to do with this big Wier Daddy it's a vacuum you're going to suck all this up a suck me Daddy Jeffy just suck yeah all right Daddy D good good you cleaned up the entire mess that was fun daddy well now you're grounded for breaking it and you have to eat green beans for dinner but I don't like green beans daddy you have to eat every single bite a h all right Jeffy you have to eat every single one of these green beans oh no green beans ew Jeffy eat it all right Daddy all right Daddy I'm done there's no way you ate all those green beans ate all of it like a girl's booty fresh out the shower well Jeffy you're still grounded all right honey I'm going to go have more fun with my vacum sh where's my scrambled eggs oh wow you're sleeping on the job I can't believe you no no no I'm not sleeping on the job I think I got hit in the back of the head with a cough ball oh wow I can't believe you would actually lie to my face you know what forget these scrambled eggs I want you to make me some Jello-O in every single color right now get them making it and done man that's a lot of jello Braxton better be happy with this Braxton your jell-o's [Music] ready chy you suck up all my jell who no w you better put it back right now I'll see if there's a setting for that there better be a setting for that it looks like there's a blow setting well press it all [Applause] right Jeffy I hate you Jeffy Jey I got to hide what he ate all my Jello he going to get it now that's 10 spanking for him Swit oh look at the little baby Thomas hey guys check out my vacon oh you got a raccoon I want to see I want to see no it's a vacon and it sucks things kind of like Cody's mom you want to see yeah yeah dude it's my head what up Thomas dude what is wrong with you get out give give me Thomas give me my head dud give me my head thank God I got Thomas back a dude my hat is totally disgusting get out of here Jeffy yes SC dude yeah take your vacuum with you oh man my face hurts so bad Marvin I popped some popcorn how's this going to help my face I don't know Marvin I just thought it'd be super cute to watch a movie together and eat some popcorn my face hurts well maybe the movie will distract you from the pain I think Jeffy broke my eye sockets Jeffy didn't mean to hurt you Marvin okay how about Jeffy hits you in the face with a golf ball and see if you're all happy Jeffy can't do that silly I'm too pretty what movie do you want to watch I don't know Marvin but I would like to listen to something really loud so we can enjoy the new surround sound I want to hear every word that they're saying also I need subtitles you don't need subtitles if the movie's loud but I want to read and listen but the words take up half the screen Marvin come on please okay fine what movie do you watch H how about saving Ryan's privates Saving Private Ryan yeah that one that's a very violent movie very loud and violent okay louder Marvin but it's already so Lou it's so loud what it's so loud Marvin I'm trying to watch the movie you're distracting me it's so loud I can't hear you Marvin my has t nighted oh oh my I'm going to eat some popcorn you ate all the popcorn what you ate all the popcorn Marvin I didn't eat all the popcorn The Whole Bowl was full I looked over and then it was empty you ate it Marvin I was watching the movie with you how could I eat all the popcorn I think you won the movie really loud so I wouldn't hear you munching are you calling me fat no I'm not calling you fat I just I think you have a sweet tooth for popcorn but Marvin it's a salty snack not a sweet one I just think you're hungry for popcorn Marvin how do I know that you didn't eat all the popcorn cuz I was watching the dumb movie and getting tonight as from how loud it was I was watching the movie with you just admit you ate the popcorn cuz you I didn't eat the popcorn you were hungry what you were hungry too that's why I made you popcorn there's someone at the door oh great yeah run away from your problems Marvin well at least I can run cuz I'm not overweight from eating so much popcorn I'm going to buy mothers well make sure there's not a weight limit on the plane ticket uh hello hey Marvin what happened to your face did a 300 lb girl sit on it cuz last time my face looked like that that's what happened to me oh no it was a golf ball she was a big [ __ ] it was a golf ball anyway where's your house payment oh I actually have my house payment this month the shock on my face if you magically make your house payment appear in my hand Abra Cabra well let me go get it I'll be waiting [Applause] all right my house payment was right what hey what happened to my house pay it was right here oh no Goodman's not going to believe me oh what are you doing itching my balls Marvin waiting makes my balls itch and by the looks of it you coming back empty-handed I'm about to scratch my balls clean off my body Now where's your house payment well you see look I had it had it well I've had it with you smell it I'm not smelling listen where is your house payment look I had it and it disappeared like poof like poof like [ __ ] Houdini yeah Marvin you see that car back there you know what that is it's a Lamborghini and you'll never have one because you can't even pay your own house payment now let's go inside and try to find that house payment of yours so it was right here yeah it was right there and it just went away darn I hate when that happen well I promise I'm not joking I was so excited to give you the house payment I bet you were and I was so excited to get your house payment but silly me for believing you I'm not lying look I will find the money and I will pay it to you by tomorrow all right if you don't pay it by tomorrow then your face is going to look like that but like 10 times worse because I'm going to sit on your face and let me tell you something Marvin I don't wipe and I'm a bouncer and these steel balls are going to be slapping you in the face the entire time okay okay I promise I'll get it tomorrow I'm leaving can't wait to sit on Marvin's face tomorrow when he doesn't give me his house payment wait where's my lamborghini key oh hell no Marvin Marvin what you call this looking for your house payment sitting on your couch I was looking for it no you weren't don't lie to me look I'm going to look for it when tomorrow when it's due because if I were you I'd be scared of my steel ball slapping you in the face I'm going to look for it why'd you come back because someone took my lamborghini key wait your lamborghini key is missing and the house payment's missing like who took it I don't know maybe we should call Scooby-Doo and they can figure out this mystery but I got to go so I called chives and he's actually Landing a helicopter on the roof right now to come pick me up you called sir yes chives get me away from this poor very well sir all right look I'm going to find your car keys and the money and I'll give them both to you tomorrow good because if you don't not only am I going to be sitting on your face but I'm going to get ch's old raisin ass to sit on your face too I beg your pardon yes the hell is that I think it's Jeffy with a vacuum oh really cuz what I think it is is I think it's your wife lonely in the Next Room over using power tools because you're not good enough okay let's go figure out what that noise is I'm coming Jeffy what are you doing um um um D Jeffy you're not supposed to be playing with a vacuum it's a vacum daddy and that thing was milking me like a cow Jeffy I am taking the vacuum away from you no that's my vacuum wait why does it smell so bad I'm going to open up the vacuum and see what's in it no Daddy don't what what is all this what is that popcorn Oh no I got mad at Rose for no reason what the hell is this uh my my son's been going around the house of vacuum and everything but look look there's your house payment is my lamborghini key in there uh most likely well then you better get to bobin well please don't make me put my face in that well you either get to bobin or you're going to have my balls on your [Laughter] [Music] face um father what do you want Jeffy can we play with my volcano volcano no Jeffy it's going to make a mess oh made my volcano erupt daddy Jeffy stop it Where'd you even get that at I found it you didn't just find it why are you wearing goggles because I am a Scientist it is a scientific fact that all scientists wear big Goofy goggles so in other words let's blow [ __ ] up daddy Jeffy language we're not going to play with the volcano cuz I don't want to make a mess come on Marvin support his scientific creative imagination just do it Marvin H yeah Mommy okay fine we'll do it but I don't want to make a mess all right Daddy I'll go grab a towel I have a feeling this Baby's a squirter Jeffy your volcano's ready heck yeah Danny Jeffy what are you wearing it's my scientist outfit Daddy what are you wearing I'm wearing a live coat so I don't stain in my clothes that's pretty MF and sweet Jeffy I don't think your volcano works I put sugar spice and I put it very nice and it didn't erupt well it's cuz you forgotten the secret ingredient what's the secret ingredient right here ew Jeffy what is that piss Jeffy you're not putting your pee in a volcano Jeffy you need to drink more water I'm talking straight kidney stones mommy Jeff you're not putting that in the volcano well I have to D because it makes it erupt it's not going to erupt yes it will watch wao it worked see Danny I told you it would work sugar spice and everything nice these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little volcano but Professor Marvin and Jeffy purposefully added an extra ingredient to the concoction chemical piss thus the power puff J je were born using their Ultra superpowers Jeffy Bubbles and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil Powerpuff Jeffy what do you want we want to fight crime yeah that's what we want to do well go fight crime I'm trying to watch TV Powerpuff Jeffy initiate diaper smacking sequence oh look at the TV crime there's crime on the TV breaking news UK a monkey is going around and stealing women's purses no one has been able to stop him and the police are asking for someone to help oh no you guys got to stop Mojo Jojo we going to stop him he's such an evil monkey bananas let's go I don't know why I'm walking around at night all by myself carrying my expensive purse with lots of money in it Mojo Jojo wants your purse so give it to me ah Mojo Jo JoJo give me a puss someone help stole a puss stop right there Mojo Jojo oh power puff jeffy's what are you doing here you better give that Purge back right now that's stealing bananas I don't know why I sound like an Asian stereotype but you'll never get this purse well you got to give that purse back oh what are you going to do about it beat your monkey ass is that all you got okay that hurt a little bit curse you power puff Jeffy we got our pche back we save the day yay let's go home hey D look we got this lady's PCH back we'll give it back to her don't have to do have to no Daddy because we're going to get the money out of it for a reward that's stealing Jeffy no it's not cuz you would have never got the PSE back if it wasn't for us that's wrong no and we also found this I think it's a whistle must be broken it's not making a noise that's not a whistle then what is it is it a push plug what what that Jeffy put that put that down stop bothering me no Daddy I want you to explain what this sh is she a fishing pole no it's not okay Jeffy look I'm going to teach those power puff Jeffy a lesson for beating me up I WRA this bomb up to look like a present so when they open it Kaboom just like Hiroshima and that's why women are in a bad mood all the time Jeffy oh I'm sorry Dad can you explain it again I wasn't listening I'll answer the door just stay right here hello hello there's no one here a birthday gift it's nobody's birthday H so Daddy girls really put these in their butt what yes I don't know Jeffy look there's a birthday gift at the front door well it's not my birthday it's making a ticking sound well I can't hear anything cuz I got tampons in my ear it is making a ticking sound it's B bubbl you save today yeah don't mention it who would send a bomb as a birthday gift it was Mojo Jojo they don't like us we need to beat him up again well whatever makes you guys leave and stop bothering me breaking news m a monkey has just robbed a bank and got away with a couple hundred, thousand the police are asking for your help to find the monkey he robbed a bank that monkey just never learns let's go get him guys I can't believe I Mo Jo JoJo just brought the bank and got the away with all of this cash and no one can stop me now that I defeated all of the Powerpuff Jeffy stop right there Mo JoJo Powerpuff Jeffy I thought I blew you away with that bomb nope dang it all right guys be him up hey G look we got all stolen money back from the bank robbery we give the money back to the bank no that's our reward money now no it's not your reward money look Jeffy you can't keep keeping the things that you get back from the people that stole them yes we can because the good things that we're doing need to be rewarded and so this is our reward look Jeffy you three were given great power and with great power comes great responsibility you're like Spider-Man Spider-Man saves people and he doesn't get paid well cuz he's an idiot he wants to save all D people and not get paid see firefighters get paid police officers get paid paramedics get paid and so we need to get paid so paper Cash Cash green cash paper no look Jeffy look look most superheroes don't get paid Spider-Man doesn't get paid Batman doesn't get paid well Batman doesn't need to be paid because he's already a bajillionaire see I need to be paid because I need cash cuz hoes aren't cheap they want filet minan they want designer they want Gucci they want Louis Vuitton Daddy they thirsty Jeffy listen you're not keeping this money give it back to the bank the you do have too Jeffy you're just like a talk to The Jeffy don't want to listen I'm keeping the money it's time for those powerful Jeffy to die I got a skunk and he's filled with poisonous gas and as soon as he fs and those Jeffy smell it oh they're going to die come on SC Jeffy what are you even going to buy with all that money bow toes and Toes Daddy no Jeffy that's not a good reason give it back to the bank a skunk how did skunk get in the house I don't know Daddy but let's check his dirty pooper wait what oh yeah just as I expected a dirty little stink hole wait I don't want to look at his butt Jeffy yep smells like acorns and spinach but no how did skunk get in the house I can talk to animals oh you want to talk to his dirty little pooper hi I'm a dirty poophole want me a kiss Jeffy let her talk to the skunk hi Mr skunk what are you doing here H monkey PID me to come here and kill you with deadly gas from ass kill us yes he pay me 10 whole dollar to come in here and like big hipping pile of [ __ ] right in your house and then all of you die from exposure no please don't kill us well I have to cuz he pay me$ whole dollar and as you know Russian money isn't worth [ __ ] right now so I'll give you $10,000 not to kill us deal thank you lady but how'd you get the skunk to leave I gave him $10,000 see Danny and you said that we should have given that money back to the bank and if we would have done that then the skunk would have killed us with his dirty little poophole shut up Jeffy the news breaking news a monkey is threatening to kill all of humanity with his death ray the police are begging can someone please help save the world oh now that the power P Jeffy are all de I Mojo Jojo can finally conquer the world and kill everyone with my death ray and no one can stop me stop right thereo JoJo dang it power PFF chiffy I thought you were dead how are you still alive cuz you were just that MF and good well it's time for you to die I can shoot Fireballs from my hand you killed Buttercup Bubbles get him res Vision activate no you killed bubbles two down one left time to die I wish I had some other power other than being a good leader oh wait I still got one more thing the fishing bow give me your gun now Mojo JoJo's dead Buttercup Bubbles no so once again the day was saved thanks to Jeffy and his tampon what's wrong Jeffy use your words Jeffy Jeffy use your Jo killed okay butter bubbles well Mojo killed Buttercup Bubbles yeah Mojo Jojo had a death ray and he shot Buttercup and Bubbles and they died oh no yes oh no and then I had to take the death ray and I had to go and kill Mojo Jojo and then he died well at least you're alive facts so what did I miss where have you been I don't know it just seemed convenient at the time well Jeffy had two twins and they all had superpowers and and they were defeating this monkey who had like a a tube brain and his name was Mojo Jojo a Marvin you played with Jeffy today no no no we weren't playing this all happened Jeffy tell her I don't know what you're talking about Mommy um Daddy's a little cuckoo in the clock up here you no no Jeffy look at the shirt you're wearing how'd you get the shirt you dress me up oh man I'm so sick hey Danny can I skip school today no Jeffy don't touch me with your dirty boogers Jeffy you cannot skip school you got to go didn't take me Jeffy I feel so sick can you just ride the bus what's a bus you don't know what a bus is no it's a it's a big thing that takes kids to school oh so like an airplane well kind of it just doesn't have wings so then how do it fly it doesn't fly it's a bus so then why' you say it's like an airplane I said it's kind of like an airplane cuz it would kind of look like one if it had wings but it doesn't it's it's yellow oh so like a taxi but it's really long like a limousine but it's a truck a triazine there's no such thing as a triazine Jeffy yes there is well then go outside and get on the triazine it'll take you to school well how am I supposed to know where it's at don't worry it it'll find you how will it find me is it stalking me no no uh Santa Claus tells it where you're at Santa Claus can I give Santa Claus my Christmas list well Santa Claus won't be driving it it'll be one of his elves well then can I give the elf my Christmas list no you cannot let the elf know you know it's an elf because then he'll disappear like it's an elf and they're undercover trying to see if kids are good or bad that's how Santa knows if you're good or bad so be really good on the bus okay okay Daddy so go outside and get on that triazine or bus or whatever you want to call it okay I can't believe my dad's going to make me take the bus hey Junior Cody you're taking the bus too yeah my mom said she wouldn't drive me to school anymore because she found out gas was made from dinosaur fossils and she wants to save the dinosaurs I tried to tell her they were already dead but she wouldn't listen but the school bus shees gas no believe me I tried to tell her that too but she said if the dinosaurs died for learning it was worth it what's up dudes Joseph you're taking the bus yeah I always take the bus dude I didn't even know there was a bus me neither hey guys Jeffy don't tell me you're taking the bus also yeah my daddy told me he won't take me to school anymore that's what my dad said the bus is coming wait that's the bus it's a short bus come on guys let's get on okay dude the bus is so fun hey get on the damn bus we ain't got all day guys let get on uh where do we sit you can sit anywhere dude let's sit in the back no I'm not Roso Parks dude I'm going to sit right here and I'm not moving well why don't we just sit in the back no okay damn I'm sit in the back I can't wait to sit in the back back off nerd this is my seat Well I thought the seat was empty no I was just down here I like to scare people oh well Penelope can I sit with you no Junior this is my seat but there's enough room for both of us get your own Junior there's plenty of other seats well I'm going to sit right here no then I have to look at you deal with it uh can I ride up front I get car sick I don't give a [ __ ] just sit your ass down yes ma'am don't call me ma'am it makes me feel old call me sweet cheeks okay sweet cheeks damn right all right bran listen up my name's barara and I'm your bus driver but you can call me Babs on this bus there's a few rules rule number one absolutely no talking I got a wicked hangover and talking activates my schizophrenia and it'll cause me to drive this bus right in oncoming traffic rule number two absolutely no cologne cologne messes with my allergies and I'll sneeze my tampon right out of my body uh can I roll down my window and absolutely no rolling down Windows okay we got AC for a reason and speaking of AC I'm turning it off okay it's a cool 98° outside so you'll get over it and if I catch you rolling that window down I'll pull this bus over and beat the [ __ ] out of you see that camera up there it doesn't work so I can't get caught and if you tried telling your parents I'll I'll tell them that you did it to yourself cuz you emo now let's rock I'm already getting sick hey Junior I'll bet you five bucks I can hit the bus driver with this paper ball uh I wouldn't do that she's going to get mad I'm going to send it don't you ever throw another paper ball at me I have eyes in the back of my head ha she thought it was Cody hey shut the hell up I said no talking you're going to make my schizophrenia act up sorry yeah shut up I'm not trying to die today but it was Jeffy he threw the paper ball hey Window Licker what you're ugly you're ugly yeah well if the seat wasn't here I'd fight you well I can jump over the seat yeah me too well let's go then let go they're fighting oh fight fight fight fight a fight oh hell no I want a piece of that wait wait who's driving the bus where get the hell up get back to your seats if I catch you fighting again you both are going to leave here at body bags yes sir that's right sick of these damn kids can you please just drive the bus hold on I need to take a sip of my yooo put your yooo down and drive the bus how about you get pregnant at 15 years old drop out of high school and become a bus driver then you can make the rules okay no what why am I getting pulled over probably because you weren't driving the bus well my son is a police officer I'm getting out of this ticket can't wait to see what this is about open the door ma'am can you please explain to me why no one was driving this bus but Mom why are you driving a bus I knew my own son would be the one to pull me over Mom you weren't driving the bus there's kids in here you can't do that well there was a fight in the back and I had to break it up well then why didn't you just pull over and you're not even supposed to be driving your license got suspended because you get too many DUI well I got to make money somehow are you going to pay my mortgage no all right then get the hell off my bus okay but look if you get pulled over again I can't help you that's all right this Force loves me okay all right sorry about that kids that was my son trying to pull me over and give me a ticket so if you love your mother and you grow up don't be like him now let's see if I can get you to schools on time so you can get it Tim cacious hey Joseph what are you doing dude I got to get ready for school got to smell good well she said Don't Spray cologne dude she'll never know all right that's it which one of you sprayed the cologne I just sneezed my tampon out was it you I'm throwing up oh I'm going to find who sprayed that cologne and when I do I'm going to throw you off this moving bus dude she's coming what do we do with it get rid of it throw it was it you do you guys have the cologne uh no I think it's back there yeah all right I'm coming what is this aha I got you what are you talking about you're the one with the cologne no I just found it uh-huh likely story you're coming with me you're coming off this bus get off my bus I'm calling my Dad did she just throw off the bus she did dude she did at least it wasn't me cuz my life matters mhm that's it Brad you've broken every rule you start talking you had cologne I swear you guys are on the last strike oh no my bag's full of throw up I got to roll the window down that is it what did I say about rolling the window down I am pulling this bus over right now what did I tell you about putting the window down but I had to throw up well next time you throw up in your mouth and swallow it but my throw up bag was full oh your throw up bag is full well come on with me we're going to go outside and dump it on the ground and you're going to eat it man Jeffy this bus driver is mean bet me five bucks I won't steal this bus bet oh man how do I drive this thing let's listen to this baby purrr you guys ready to go home no school for us today we can't leave Cody what tell him to get on your bus Joseph what's up dude tell Cody get on the bus we're stealing this thing oh hell yeah all right dump it right here on the ground and eat it please don't make me do this I said eat it Cody hurry up and get on the bus we're stealing it n Oh no you're not you give back to you she's right behind me Jeffy Clos the door you kids better not steal my BS oh I'm going to kill you kids we left her all right guys we're home thank God get me off this bus yeah oh man I hate that bus well I like driving it well what are we going to do with it we stole it we should blow it up why would you going Park in your driveway but what if someone sees it I don't even know okay look I don't want to be a part of this yeah me either Marvin I got you DayQuil oh thanks so much baby I just want to lay down take my medicine and watch TV hey Dy Jeffy what are you doing here you're supposed to be at school that was the meanest elf driving that school bus what elf what is he talking about oh daddy told me that one of Santa Claus's elves would be driving the bus and that's how they know where to pick me up at Marvin why would you tell him that why am I getting yelled at Jeffy is skipping school Jeffy why are you not at school right now because the elf was being so mean that I kicked her off the bus and I stole the bus and it's parked in your driveway want to see it you stole the school bus there's no way you did that there's absolutely no way you did that Marvin look the news breaking news M K this student has allegedly stolen a school bus if you have any information on his whereabouts you're asked to contact the police look daddy I'm on the news I'm famous Jeffy when you get out of jail from stealing that school bus you are so grounded how did we raise a criminal I was just trying to save Santa Claus his reputation cuz that elf was really really mean oh no who's at the door what if it's the cops hello hey there you know anything about a missing school bus uh no no I don't really come with me uh what's that a school bus why would you lie to me I thought we were friends but buddy we are friends don't touch me I don't want to be touched by Liars look I'm so sorry but my son stole the school bus I know he did he's an idiot cuz he stole it from my mom your mom what oh come on what are we in Middle School mom jokes really your mom how about that no I me you stole it from your mom yes he did and you know what that is Grand Theft Auto 6 where is it it's been like 9 years I mean I know Grand Theft Auto 5 is good and all but it's not 9 years good I'm ready for another one so where is it huh huh tell me where is it I don't know I know you don't why would you you don't work for Rockstar let's go talk to your son okay Jeffy the police officer wants to speak to you I'll plead the fils okay Jeffy look I know you stole the bus we all know you stole the bus but I can't arrest you why can't you arrest them because if I arrest Jeffy then I'd have to arrest my mom your mom Mom okay are all of you that immature that you're still making mom jokes your mom how about that all of your moms are ugly how does that feel not great huh all right yeah I can't arrest Jeffy cuz I'd have to arrest my mom for driving without a license and apparently letting kids take a bus your mom's an elf okay if one of you makes another mom joke you're all going to jail look okay so jeffy's not getting arrested no but I'm just going to have to let him go with a slap on the wrist so let me see it ow I would have rather went to jail yeah I know I'm a good Slack so who's going to drive the bus if your mom's not driving it it's going to be somebody very responsible with kids come on [Applause] down wait wait no that's that's the John Cena music how does the prizes right music go like no that's je that's Jeopardy shut up it's it's like it's like no that's that's popey okay shut up that's McDonald's just you know what just get in here it's me I'm going to be the one driving the bus into we find a new bus driver I didn't see that coming neither did I well it looks like every ah D stop trying to bite my hand you already bit my girlfriend in half hey Junior what are you doing playing with pipe cleaners why aren they call them pipe cleaners because you can clean your pipes with them here play with a blue one clean pipes you say well I got a 2in pipe it can clean what's up dude what's up Joseph notice anything different about me bro did you get a tan n dude you know I'm black I got my ears pierced what you got your ears pierced don't only girls get their ears pierced no dude guys can get their ears pierced too it's totally straight nothing gay about it um Junior I think it got stuck well Joseph got his ears pierced oh no way that's so cool I want my ears pierced well you have to ask your parents dude see me I don't have parents so I don't have to ask anybody well who pierced your ears for you some homeless guy in the alley with a dirty needle well I'm totally going to ask my daddy and I know he's going to say yes Ola poppy Jeffy don't call me poppy well what do you want me to call you Daddy stop talking like that um father may I penetrate my ear Lo with a very sharp device and wear it for fashionable purposes what can I get my ears pierced oh no Jeffy you can't get your ears pierced Marvin he's 17 years old exactly he's 17 when he's 18 he can do whatever he wants but since he's 17 he has to listen to me you never let me do what I want what's this poking out of your shorts don't touch it son of a biscuit eating [ __ ] what Jeffy where was this at it was in my winner why was it there cuz it's your pipe cleaner daddy and you was cleaning my pipe and now it's as clean as a whistle and the hose blow it like one too like Jeffy just go go get my ears pierc door no no you cannot get your ears pierc leave I hate you what' your dad say Jeffy he said no how do you have time to make that why'd your dad say no cuz Shone pissed in his Froot Loops oh I hate when that happens dude oh somebody did that to me yesterday I mean I still ate it but gross right so what are you going to do now that you can't get your ears pierced well I'm still going to get my ears pierced but your dad said no yeah but if you take away the N it leaves o which means oh yeah do it huh I never thought of it that way yeah so let's pierce my ears oh get the piercing gun all right got the piercing gun dude all right Jeffy what ear do you want to get pierced well which ear means I like big sausage in my pooper I think the right all right well then strong left is it going to hurt well any sausage in your pooper is going to hurt Junior no I meant the piercing no dude it'll hurt for like 10 seconds that's it now the blood infection from the dirty needle that'll hurt all right let's send it all right dude here we go a I'm just kidding it just felt like a pinch oh oh what earring are you going to put in your ear oh I got my mommy's jewelry box so I'm going to go get an earring out that all right guys check out my earring oh my God it looks so cool you want to get the other ear pierce no I don't really like big sausage in my pooper hey Joseph you got your right ear pierced it's totally straight dude a lot of rappers have both their ears pierced and they're not gay at least not that I know of so what do you guys want to do now how about we play tag tag your it tag your it tag your it get back back you [Applause] Jeffy Jeffy youor got ripped off I know Junior hurt so bad wait what's going on dude jeffy's ear ripped off we have to call a doctor no Junior we can't call a doctor cuz my daddy told me not to pierce my ear and if he finds out that I pierced my ear and I ripped it off I'm going to get in trouble oh okay let's try to put your ear back on come on let's go to the red couch okay all right Jeffrey we're going to put your ear back on how Junior how we need something sticky ooh I got some chewing gum it's pretty sticky o put put your gum on the ear okay all right Jeffy try to put your ear back on okay oh no it's not working Junior what do we do uh we need something stickier like tape oh I'll get the tape one more piece and done all right I just put tape on your ear and I'll try it all right Junior I hope this works how does it look it looks so good oh no it's not working Junior okay we got to think of something else we really need an adult's help how about we ask sh peipi no what if he tells my Daddy no I trust Chef peipi he's really responsible yeah he's not a snitch yeah let's go ask Chef peip okay okay I'm almost done with Junior's dad soup he's been bothering me all day about it shf shf what do you want junior I'm making your dad soup well jeffy's ear came off you better me drop his ear in the sup get it out get it out get it out shut baby my suit better be ready Oh no I got to get the ear out man oh man in my hungry Junior what are you doing you know the man of the house has to eat first give me that spoon but but Dad but Dad ah give me that spoon I got to eat first but I don't think you should eat that I'm scaring wait are you calling me fat I'm a beautiful woman God oh no he has the ear I'm sick and tired of people calling me fat I'm not fat I'm big bone dad please don't eat that Junior we need to have the talk you need to stop judging people based on their bodies especially women yeah everybody wants a tin they're beautiful and pretty but they're boring they don't know how to cook ew y get you a to yeah they're ugly but they'll do anything for you yeah I'm talking about anything so get you a two and not a 10 but Dad I don't want you eating this look I have to eat this junior I have to eat this so I don't become a tin no dad there's an ear in there D delicious he just ate jeffy's ear oh no did he eat the ear yeah did he like it uh yeah it's the secret ingredient I got to chop some ears off Junior your dad ate my here I tried to stop him oh what are we going to do now um oh I got an idea come on come on come on so what's the plan dude I just called Mr Potato Head and told him to come over so when he gets here we're going to jump him and take one of his ears so we can give it to Jeffy okay okay I like this plan he's coming he's coming he's coming hey guys it's me Mr pead here to party so what are we going to do oh nothing just turn you into mashed potatoes [ __ ] take Sho take okay okay all right guys I got the ear how do it look it doesn't look too bad looks like our job here is done I'm going home and taking Mr P with me well why are you taking him uh because he doesn't have tin holes for no reason dude well look your your face actually looks pretty good with the ear like you couldn't even tell like look over here really Junior oh yeah you can't even tell that's a fake ear hey Marvin have you seen my other hoop earring you know the one that I wear all the time and it looks just like this wait you're missing an earring yeah and didn't Jeffy want his ears pierced yeah Jeffy hey I think your dad's calling you oh I'm coming Daddy Jeffy get in here you summon me father have you seen your mom's missing earring is it a big gold hoop yes that looks like that one yes I haven't seen it what yes you have Jeffy no I haven't you know what I think H I think you pierced your ear and you wanted to put an earring in it so you took one of your mom's earrings bingo so I'm right no I was singing Bingo was his Neo and Bingo was his Neo Jeffy can I please have my earring back I'll have it yes you do Jeffy and you're grounded till you give it back back I'm sorry could you say that again in my bad ear why you have a Mr Potato Head ear on your head I don't have a Mr Potato Head ear on my head yeah remove it Jeffy hey hey no hitting ow hey I said no hitting Jeffy you're missing your ear yeah cuz someone ate it what no one ate your ear Jeffy Daddy I know how this sounds and for the first time in my life I'm not lying someone ate my ear then who ate it I don't know his name but it was some bald guy wearing bunny slippers that's a lie Jeffy Marvin what if he's telling the truth there's no way jeffy's telling the truth if jeffy's telling the truth I'll write I like big fat wiener on my forehead is anyone missing the ear I just threw it up I must have accidentally ate it big fat wiener that's what you said you'd write uh can we get the ear please here uh well let's call a doctor so we get your Earp put back on not until you write it big fat wiener I will write it but I think we should call a doctor to get your Earp put back on Marvin you said you'd ride it and I am going to Rite it but I think we should we should worry about his ear stop that I will write it l i will Rite it later okay we got to call a doctor I'm going to hold you to it hey there is somebody call you Doctor wait what happened to the other guy Oh you mean bln guy oh he's sick but luckily he keeps his door un locked so I can just go in there and steal his outfits so what's your problem what she need a mamogram I bet I could squeeze her in oh no she does not need that oh oh she needs a pap smear I'm real good at smearing Pap no are you good at surgery well I mean I've been inside a few hot babes in my day oh no no are you good at surgery well I don't know if you'd call it but I have rearranged a girl's guts before no my son is missing his ear I'm the doctor here let me take a look H your son is missing his ear yeah we're wondering if you could do surgery and reattach it oh well which one is his real ear though it's this one right here okay well I guess I could help your son with his ear if your wife helps me with my ear rection what can you just please put his ear back on his head well I guess let's go into surgery Marvin how do you think the surgery is going well the surgery was a sucess Danny looks like I got a big fat ball sack on my face what you put his ear on Sideways hey no refunds and now that I've held up mine in the bargain it's time for your wife to hold up hers will she be able to deser own the swoke goat from the bowling alley we'll find out but if I have to take you home afterwards I'm going to need some gas money watch I'm not doing it all right you need to get out of here so Jeffy can you hear what oh no he can't hear out his ear oh no I can hear I just wasn't paying attention well at least you have your ear back and everything can go back to normal all right daddy time to write it write what I like big fat wiener right on your forehead time to write it I don't have to write it cuz you got your ear back no you have to write it you said you write it Marvin it was a deal

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Id: Xj2hIKeJ1lc

Length: 41min 46sec (2506 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 21 2024