SML Movie: Jeffy's Summer Camp!

but jeffy stop playing with the megaphone jeffy okay that's it stop it put it down can't play with your violin no jeffy that violin belonged to my grandfather well if i play the violin every day all summer by the end of summer i'll be a violin gone i'll be op at playing the violin i said no jeffy come on marvin just let him try yeah daddy i even wrote a song it's called the camo who had a toe you wanna hear it i wanna hear it jeffy i don't wanna hear this dumb song oh marvin it'll be fine there one georgia camel who had a towing camel was his name-o g-a-m-e alto d-a emi alto g-a-m-toe in camel toe was his name oh stop playing the violin you suck at the violin well he's bad at playing it you said jimmy violin i mean i do but i'm just trying to learn he's just trying to learn he sucks at playing it's my grandfather's and he's breaking it look at all the strings stop it jeffy we have to find something for him to do all summer because he's annoying me who's that oh you stay right here hello hello there's no one here what the summer camp oh children of all ages no adults allowed baby i got something for jeffy to do baby baby i found the thing jeffy stop it baby i found the thing that's gonna make us free summer camp children all ages no adults allowed marvin that sounds suspicious it was suspicious there's nothing suspicious about this look there's ice cream cones there's there's kayaking there's kids playing tug of war it sounds like fun well who dropped it off i don't know it was just there at the door oh no the baby it's fine jeffy do you want to do all the things you see on this paper oh well then look look go look it says the picture up at 10 am that's like in an hour so so go get all your friends and invite them to summer camp can i take the violin no you can't take that but it'll be here waiting for you when you get back from summer camp so let's grab the flag go go go okay i'm gonna go show all my friends yeah go hurry oh baby we're free for the entire summer marvin i don't know it didn't even say when summer camp ended maybe it's called summer camp it obviously ends at the end of summer that means i have two months of sitting here in the quiet i can do whatever i want hell i can even learn the violin you know i'm not going to but because i don't want to be annoyed but no i can do whatever i want guys guys guys it's summer vacation what are we gonna do oh i know we should play naked ted where we all get naked and try to tag each other i'm out well good it's just for the boys anyway right guys come on let's get naked hey do you guys want to go to summer camp summer camp dude is that ice cream oh there's gonna be so many boys there i want to go canoeing yeah let's go to summer camp jeffy how do we go what's your busiest pulling up right now let's go let's go guys guys guys guys i can't believe we're going to summer camp i know dude it's going to be so exciting hurry up kids get on the bus we don't have all day okay is it hot out there or is it just you what nothing just hurry up and get on the bus you little scale come on inside don't be shy uh where do we sit oh you can sit anywhere you want hey do you want to sit on my lap pretend you're driving the bus no i'd rather sit back here dang it hey hey does anybody want to sit on my lap hey guys does that bus driver look kind of familiar to you ah no yeah i don't recognize him i guess i'm just being weird all right you little cuties where do you think we're going today i i mean i know where we're going i just want to know where you think we're going summer camp yeah summer camp summer camp good guess but no we're going to my house which is kind of like summer camp cause i have all kinds of fun games we can play but they're all in my basement uh his house i don't think he's supposed to be our bus driver guys we're going on an adventure shut up do you want to have a boring summer we're going to have a fun time kids now let's get this bus going come on start start hurry up before the cops show up and realize i'm not really a bus driver damn it i got her going come on kids yay we're about to go junior i want to get off tell your mom to get off the couch and go on a diet cause she's so fat she needs the exercise all right dispatch i'm pulled up behind the school bus i got him i got him i got him oh i can't believe i'm gonna get away with this hey kids you ready to get going gotcha you're under arrest for trying to kidnap these kids oh dang it i almost got away with it too if it weren't for those meddling policemen hey why is your bus driver getting arrested well maybe he doesn't have a driver's license no please i can't go back to prison well you're gonna be in there for the rest of your life mr winkle yeah mr winkle i knew i recognized him man those sunglasses really disguised him hey sorry kids uh mr winkle over there stole this bus and he passed out a whole bunch of summer camp flyers to kidnap as many kids as he could so no summer camp for you kids i'm sorry you're gonna have to get off the bus oh man oh man baby isn't this relaxing just laying down with no noise hey there well hey what are you doing in my house leave i just wanted to tell you your son almost got abducted what did you get him back yeah dang it marvin what happened well this guy named mr winkle was going around the neighborhood passing out these fake summer camp flyers so he could get kids onto his bus to take him back to his house marvin i knew that summer camp was a bad idea but baby look at the flyer it's so convincing look at the ice cream cone yeah it does look pretty good although orange ice cream with chocolate that just screams bad news and this no adults allowed thing should have been a red flag well i just thought obviously no adults would want to go to a kids camp that's weird i guess well where are the kids now no they're out in the front yard crying because they didn't get to go to summer camp poor jeffy he must be traumatized marvin go get him no i want him to go to summer camp marvin i think he should be home for the summer absolutely not i don't want to hear him play this violin all summer listen officer is there any other summer camps going around around here not that i know of oh my god okay listen can you make a summer camp you know just take jeffy for the whole summer make a summer camp yeah i don't want to see jeffy all summer i i mean i'm kind of busy i i i mean my shift goes till eight so i guess i could make a summer camp that only goes to eight right like a day camp just like a day camp like a quick one oh okay just do that i just i just want a day of peace and quiet and a day for me to throw this violin away so jeffy can't annoy me okay yeah sure but how much you gonna pay me uh uh 20 20 come on i'm a cop you know how much i make not enough give me that 20. all right i'll do it let me just change into something more appropriate okay i have a day to get rid of this violin but marvin that's your grandfather's now that summer camp was cancelled what are we gonna do all summer i guess we could have a blindfolded hot dog sucking contest i'm out well that's fine it's for the boys anyway come on guys take your clothes off whip them hot dogs out good news kids i got paid 20 bucks to take you all the summer camp wait we still gonna go to summer camp yeah i mean it's in the backyard but come on yeah summer camp all right kids the first game is the three-legged race whoever can cross the finish line with their partner first wins but wait a minute cody doesn't have a partner he's cheating oh no i already have three legs every race is a three-legged race for me you might as well disqualify me right now for my performance enhancing penis you're going down junior there's no way you're gonna win you have a girl on your team and the only way they're good at running is when they run to the kitchen to make sandwiches or they run away with all your money yeah someone on our team based on the way they look is really good at running wait what dude what gingers i'm a ginger they're really good at running i've never heard of that stereotype i'm a ginger too but you're a girl sort of cancel it out okay three two one go kids [Applause] come on dude you're so slow i'm sorry i'm not as fast as you people what dude are you people that are fast at running i'm not a fast running come on it's so hard to run with my big schlong oh dude jeffy won i thought i picked the right partner but guess not i'm tired of you yay i won i won i won wow you dragged me the whole way well i'm willing to win sorry guys i didn't finish the race one of my legs got twisted around one of my other legs well i guess we have a winner come on next game all right kids next up is tug of war so just break up into two teams get on either side of this rope and whoever can pull the other team over that line there wins but there's an odd amount of people oh don't worry penelope i'm hunky as we can take these three oh and i'm used to pulling strings cause i'm a girl and you know tampons oh yeah well we're gonna win because someone on our team is a black what belt in karate i'm super strong so i can pull you guys over that line and i'm black so that counts for something dude yeah and i have something wrong with me so i'm super strong so you're going down all right kids get in position all right guys we're totally going to win this game yeah we're going to pull the ropes so hard they're going to crop their pants heck yeah dude all right guys you ready to lose yeah don't worry penelope we got this but you don't even have your hands on the rope that's because the rope is clenched between my butt cheeks it's where i'm the strongest yeah i've been doing kegel exercises since i was in the womb i can crush an apple between my butt cheeks it's insane all right kids whoever gets pulled across this line loses all right one two three go cody pull harder oh no penelope my butt cheeks can't handle it clutch harder i'm glitching i'm clenching guys we almost got it pull with all your mind on three we're gonna pull as high as we can one two three we have a winner but okay guys damn you can stop dragging it junior how long do we run with the rope for until they say we won what did he say oh my butthole ha ha cody we beat you guys and it's because of the black belt that i am why you keep saying it like that dude you're never gloated about being a black bill ever but i am a black belt i want to brag about that's what we want cody are you okay i have rope burn on my bunghole you should probably get that checked out kid what's the next game we're gonna play oh follow me all right kids next up is canoeing so just get in that boat and go out on the water you're not gonna go with us i'm not getting in that damn thing there's snakes in that water and crocodiles and tape worms that could go up my pee hole ooh i'm gonna go but i don't really want to deal with the crocodiles the crocodile hunter died that was sad dude i'm not getting in that boat i can't swim it's because you're blowing huh huh finish your sentence bad at swimming i am bad at swimming i want to go oh yeah man jeffy will go okay good luck just don't tip over pretty sure that water will give you a syphilis okay let's go jeffy come on see junior what are we supposed to be doing i think we rode the boat with the paddle oh like the song run run run your boat throw your paddle in the stream you know what no you're not going to throw your pedals out of the song goes whoops well at least we still have one paddle hey bird mr alligator oh help dumb someone help it help the alligator bit jeffy mr alligator you give jeffy back can you at least hand me the paddle what oh that went so far away i guess i could just swim oh man it is a nice day mr mr mister an alligator grandma can do with hiv what we had elegant he jumped in the canoe and he ate jeffy he's dead i told you not to go out on that pond well you're not gonna do anything about it listen kid he's gone who wants ice cream all right kids i know i said ice cream but all i have is popsicles so enjoy that i love pop sugar dude me too i dropped mine hey hey guys do you dare me to like deep throat this whole popsicle like did you shove the whole thing down my throat can i get another pop so i drop mine dude we could share one i don't want to share with you i want to share with penelope you don't know junior oh guys all right kids you ready to make s'mores yeah i want to make s'mores all right kids now we're going to make s'mores so just put your stick in the fire and we can cook your marshmallow okay well that was wrong you said throw my stick in the fire no i didn't say throw it i said push your stick in the fire like you put the tip of your stick in the fire oh sometimes i only put in the tip no i'm just kidding i get greedy i put in the whole thing dude i'm afraid of fire is it because you better not say i swear to god dude you got so mad your hat came off oh you make me mad all right kids let's get to cooking these marshmallows well those are some good-looking s'mores kids i still need to make mine joseph why is your marshmallow black i want wanted to look like that dude do you have a problem with that no no i don't i'll just shut up all right kids you ready to tell some scary stories i want to hear scary stories i want to hear them okay i'll go first okay kids whenever you get older sometimes you get this ringing in your ears and it just keeps ringing and ringing and there's nothing you can do about it and it just won't stop ringing and that's called tinnitus and there's no cure and whenever you're trying to go to sleep you just hear ringing and ringing in your ears constantly and you just have to put up with it until you die and then if sometimes when you get older you grind your teeth together and you sleep and then whenever you move your jaw you hear this kind of like sandy noise like there's sand in there and that's called tmj and if you don't get it taken care of that can cause lockjaw where your jaw just locks shut and you talk like this and there's nothing you can do and then there's this other thing whenever you have kids for the first year of their life there's this thing called sids and that stands for sudden infant death syndrome so that just means they can drop dead whenever and nobody knows why they just randomly die yeah so you guys can look forward to that when you grow up so that's that's that's all real so you know go ahead and tell whatever kind of made up fairy tales you were going to tell oh i got a story dude once upon a time there was a continent of happy people then white people came on boats and kidnapped them there's no way that happened oh yeah it happened dude oh that's so scary that's the saddest story of all [Music] seaweed monster run kids what's wrong how's summer camp going oh it's going pretty good you know we played tug of war we had a three-legged race we had some popsicles we went canoeing your son got eaten by a crocodile what the hell hold on rude i'm not done then we made some s'mores and then there was a swamp monster oh god there he is now wait a minute that's no swamp monster that's jack-jack and i would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you stupid dog you make me look bad well that's just not the right show that's that's courage the cowardly dog [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 16,633,812

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, joke, jokes, comedy, skt, laugh, jeffys summer camp, summer camp, summer, camp, penelope, junior, joseph, cody, puppet, puppets, show, friends, friend, brooklyn guy, hilarious, adventure, three legged race, tug o war, crocodile, logan, lance, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, camp fire

Id: nWG0DNUtXYo

Length: 14min 15sec (855 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 15 2022