SML Movie: Chef Pee Pee's Kids [REUPLOADED]

[Music] [Music] hey what's wrong cody oh well it's just that me and ken want to have a baby but we can't because we're two dudes he's a dog cody i know he's not just wait why do you and ken won't have a baby yeah because me and ken have been together for a long time and it would be nice to have a little ken jr running around but where do babies even come from i don't know trees yeah yeah well no probably not because my dad says uh babies don't grow on trees that's money junior and it doesn't even matter where babies come from because i have a machine that can make babies what what are you talking about yeah i made a machine that makes babies what come come look yeah okay [Applause] hold you guys the buffer baby machine machine but patent pending whoa cody what's it do yeah i already told you junior it's a baby machine it makes babies well how does it work oh well you take the dna from one person you put it here and then you take the dna from another person and put it there and it combines the dna to form a baby oh that's cool but wait cody why are you starting to invent stuff all of a sudden yeah oh well see i started out really smart before and then i just got super gay and now i'm being smart again so i'm a scientist now oh that's cool that make it interesting yeah okay okay so um how'd you get inside my house oh well see i'm i'm really surprised you didn't notice like it was a whole thing like i had to get a dolly and carted in here it took like 20 minutes but yeah because it's pretty big i just didn't notice it yeah we were just going to get to the point because no one wants to watch us do that yeah okay all right all right so cody one more question so you were complaining on the couch that uh you really want a baby but if you already made a machine that can make babies why don't you just make a baby instead of complaining about it oh well you see ken here doesn't have any dna because he's a dog no because his dna get burned out when he was in space exploring the universe what what do you even hear your show what are we talking about well he doesn't have any dna so i'm gonna need dna from somebody else you're not gonna get my dna dude i don't even like you well i guess i'll do it for you cody since you're my best bud well well actually i was thinking we'd use chef peepe's dna why why should pee pee well i mean let's be honest chef pee pee's pretty gorgeous so my dna combined with his we would make a rocking baby wait wait wait don't you think you should ask chef pee pee if he wants to have a baby but no because he's gonna say no we're gonna do it anyway yeah cody that's an amazing idea you and chef people would make a gorgeous baby it's like meant to be yeah yeah he's gorgeous so um i'm just going to need one of his hairs one of his hairs yeah for his dna i didn't get his hair actually he gave me his hair all the time really yeah it always falls in the food and i'm like chef people cooking socks and he cries ew yeah so i'll go get another hair i was gonna make me a sandwich okay cool thanks all right junior here's the sandwich you asked for uh chef pee pee why aren't you wearing your hair net i'm not gonna wear a stupid hair net junior not a lunch lady god perfect hair on my steroids like always okay cody uh you can just take your pick ew that much hair yeah i think he's getting old yeah yeah make the baby all right just grab some hair put it up there and then for my dna there you go that's gross and then we just gotta put it on toast for 350 degrees that's about right and then just for an hour wait an hour what are we gonna do for an hour i don't know just sit here and wait for the cut i guess we can't watch yeah we can't walk no no no don't take that off why well because hair will grow in your palms and you'll go blind if you watch a baby being made what well that's what my parents told me so what are we gonna do for an hour i'll just wait for the jump cut i guess it's done already yep power video editing junior i have a thing oh so there's a baby in there yeah wait well there's no effects like electricity and explosions do you think we have time to edit all that junior this has to be uploaded by tomorrow oh so we don't get like one lightning bolt fine one lightning bolt there you go that took 10 minutes 10 minutes 10 minutes just for that i hope you're happy okay so we get to see the baby yeah let's open this up but uh shield your eyes it's gonna be a really bright flash of light it's gonna look cool [Music] oh my god he's gorgeous what the [ __ ] dude oh i'm out of here there's the miracle childbirth that's okay what are you gonna name the little fella i'm gonna name him chas can you say that little guy chazz hey his first word oh my god chad is so cool oh cody i want a baby well you know how the machine works junior hand me that sandwich it's okay jess oh just so what would i do i just open the door yeah but remember to shield your eyes okay [Music] huh oh my god he's gorgeous oh my god what are you gonna name him junior i'm gonna name him junior junior junior junior that's a stupid name no my name's junior so i'm junior senior he's junior junior well that doesn't make any sense junior it's better than chess is a great name yeah it's right you tell him chad's do you think i should go get chef pee pee so he can see the kids yeah they should probably meet their biological father okay i'll go get chef pee pee i'll be right back junior junior all right what do you want julie you're very busy say hello to your children chef pee pee your puppy what the [ __ ] is going on these are your kids chef pee pee don't cuss in front of them yeah jeffy we don't want him growing up with potty mouths what the [ __ ] is going on these are your kids this is junior junior and this is chaz wait wait wait i don't have children junior what the hell happened here please tell me what is going on well you do have kids we made them in this baby machine it's a baby machine oh yeah baby machine machine a baby machine what's that what are you talking about well we use the hair that was in the sandwich and we put it in there and then we mixed it with our dna and we made babies yeah that's how babies are made wait what the what i didn't even consider this no no no no no no these are not my children junior they're not your kids do you want a dna test yes i wanted them dna test i would love to see a dna test all right so the test came back and you are the father i told you [Applause] all right all right all right i mean i mean you are the father i mean there's no denying it i mean they have your head like no way they have your head they have your eyes they have your nose they have your mustache all right all right all right stop the arguing stop you are you and i i mean there's no denying it you you are the father of these kids look i did not make these kids i'm telling you yeah see i was wondering about that because you had two kids from minus so that's got to be illegal right i did not do anything look look they were made in this stupid machine this this toaster oven but baby machine it was a baby machine i'm going to act like i didn't even see these little brass and they don't even exist in my world but you can't be a deadbeat fathership here you need a father figure baby yeah what are we gonna do cody yeah i don't know maybe he just needs time you know well well you have ken as a stepfather right well yeah i mean i do but the stepfather's never the same yeah we need chef pee pee father chad we need chef people to take responsibility for these kids yeah maybe he just needs time yeah he just needs some time yeah having having two kids in a toaster oven is hard to swallow yeah it's true so just give him a little bit of time hey chef pee pee what do you want junior are you coming to junior junior's piano recital tonight no i can't make it i have to work today you know you haven't been to one recital look i told you that i have to work today look i paid for them recitals anyway can catch you just add like i'm there and just buy the dvds dvd's not the same chef pee pee look look he's not gonna remember anyway what horse can you remember he already knows you're not there he's always asking where his father is look look i didn't even want the damn child anyway oh you know what you better show your ass off at that recital oh my god i can't stand this yeah baby what what do you want cody our son is going on a field trip and he needs ten dollars ten dollars yeah for attack lunch wait wait what what is he gonna eat with the sack lunch he gonna eat something from here oh really doritos and frosted flakes didn't have that last week if you talk to him more often you know he doesn't even like that hey well look look all i have is twenty dollars okay that'll do ten dollars for the for the exact lunch and ten dollars for the back child support i can't stand this chef pee pee chef pee pee what is it bowser i notice you've been stressed lately and you've been cooking a lot of frosted flake doritos and you know i don't like that so tell me what's going on what's wrong in chef peepee's world look i have to pick child support for two kids that i didn't even know i had or even made whoa i didn't know you were a dad who's the mom well your son is one of them and your son's friend ew that's pretty gay homo in the building homo alert look i didn't want this bowser and aren't you mad that your child had my child well not really uh i'm kind of happy i'm a granddad now now where's the little rat squad i think he's with your son i don't know go ask junior all right kids today we're going to learn our vowels it's a e i o and u and sometimes y junior that's a q no that's a y not that junior in the vowels there's a q that's an o that not in the word value what are you doing uh teaching my son vowels isn't that right junior you haven't met your grandson yet no i haven't dad this is your grandson junior on junior puppy wow that is [ __ ] up what dad don't say that front of your grandson well i never thought i would have an ugly grandson but damn he's not ugly he looks just like chef pee pee he looks like his dad who doesn't pay child support dad it's being it's really hard being a single mother well i wouldn't understand how to be a single mother but you have fun being that all right from the top a e i q u y junior that a e i o q away you confuse them okay we can do this yeah sure phoebe what do you want junior uh we would like to have a discussion as parents yes and i brought ken i hope that doesn't bother you i just think he should be here for this i don't care look what do you want well we feel that we uh we feel like you're a bad father yeah i'm not trying to be a good one so see that that's the problem you're not trying yeah we want you to try exactly yeah our kids deserve to have a good father and with you always working yeah it's just not working we want you to be here for the kids yes exactly look i didn't want to be a father in the first place why are you telling me this and where are the stupid kids anyway chad chad you get down from there junior junior you get off that balcony yes look they're just playing they're just playing they're just playing really you're good parents huh yeah we're really responsible what was that yeah we're better parents than you should be because we're actually there exactly but you but we we want you to be a good father that's what we're trying to say i'm not trying to be a father god look i didn't want to kiss in the first place and i work my ass off like daily i'm a slave i stay in the kitchen i clean i cook for your father so what more do you want from me junior well see money that that's that doesn't show that you care yeah exactly being there shows you care yeah we want you to be there like take a few days off work you know yeah do shorter shifts yeah i mean do you know what happened to chaz today at school what happened to jazz at school he got beat up on the playground overly pj crenshaw pj crenshaw pj crenshaw pair of james crenshaw jamie james gunshow that that one wow wow pj yep he got beat up pj crunchy what is a pj christopher he's the coolest kid in school yeah exactly everyone knows that so i don't care about a pj crenshaw well you would know about it if you talk to the kid tonight exactly yes oh my god i don't care about a pj crystal okay look say if you care about that look sherry we want you to be a good parent so just start being a better father okay okay i can't believe this i'll show you a better father uh hello good evening my name is goodman and i'm here with child protective services and i'm here to take the kids oh great they're upstairs come in please okay junior junior eat your plastic pizza i said eat your plastic pizza ginger junior chess eat your plastic bananas you need the potassium eat it oh junior guess who's here oh no wait who's here oh it's child services what child services hi what are they doing here i'm here to take your children good take our children we can't take our kids i'm here to remove your children from this household and place them with a caring loving family but why we're good parents yeah we take care of our kids you guys are eight years old and trying to feed your children plastic food well but that's all we have we don't have child support wait a minute what wait what um your head on there buddy i don't know how this happened look you want to tell me what the [ __ ] going on here oh no we made babies with a baby machine machine yeah it was a machine that we used as dna yeah i don't even know what the hell's going on is it yeah so now so you created these children with a baby machine yeah a baby baby machine yet there's there's four bees yeah i'm definitely taking the children loaded up in the vehicle well no can you at least say goodbye yeah you had 60 seconds to say goodbye and i'm taking these children with me okay um uh junior junior poppy i i never got you that puppy um but i love you so much junior junior i i don't want to see you go you're i love you puppy i love you too junior junior you're so great yeah i know i don't want you to go either chaz but listen you're gonna grow up and be big and hunky like us okay you're gonna be the hunkiest gayest dude ever okay yeah i know you will buddy chef pee pee you want to say goodbye to your kids oh i don't want to lose you to you i love you so much all right guys time to go no bye junior junior i'll make sure they're in a caring family make sure you make sure you call me when when you're in college yes stay hunky yeah and make sure to call me on christmas time kids what are we gonna do cody i already missed them yeah i know i don't know what we'll do junior can we just make more babies no they would just take those babies away too oh well what are you gonna do with your baby machine yeah i have a few ideas baby machine hey there i'm cody founder and ceo of bubba baby machine have you ever wanted a baby but didn't feel like getting pregnant for nine months and also maybe you're a child well if i got the solution for you with bubba baby machine well how does it work you buy an ass well you just take the dna of two people put them up there put it at 350 degrees for an hour and then you've got to buff up a baby yeah but baby machine well i know what you're thinking cody how much is this gonna cost me must be like a million dollars right well nope for only 18 payments of 19.95 you two can have a buff up a baby machine yeah but baby machine but favorite machine will make the babies baby with your baby baby baby make a baby machine baby

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Length: 16min 1sec (961 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021