SML Movie - Brooklyn Guy's Makeover! - Full Episode

my second day of kindergarten has anyone seen my square piece I can't find my square piece no I think you stole my square piece I didn't steal your square piece I'm coming who stole my squ mouse talk and Miss dark purple they're not frecking purple there's nowhere it goes idiot shove your blocks up your ass how about I shove them up yours hey guys how's it going don't touch my blocks you freaking nut okay hey Cody this piece won't fit well that's because you got the cow and the pig confused again Freddy oh you're so smart Cody you should be in a higher grade yes I should be hey Cody I learned a new word from my dad last night you want to hear it okay Hooker Hooker yeah my dad said he wanted to go eat out a hooker oh he must have been talking about a hook and ladder sub from Firehouse Subs then why did he say it was going to be so hot uh because they heat up their subs that that's why it's called Firehouse is that why he came home with red sauce all over his face yeah he must have gotten a meatball sub instead oh I want a hooker Miss Patrick can I have a hooker Mikey stop it we do not say that word why are you getting so mad a hooker just means a sandwich no it's not if I hear you say that word one more time you're going in the timeout chair okay jeez I don't know why she doesn't like sandwiches all right class we're going to start the day class class 1 2 three eyes on me be quiet good all right today class I didn't take my Xanax because my prescription ran out Xanax is a fancy adult word for happy medicine my dad give me Xanax shut the [ __ ] up Mikey all right class today is blue day over the weekend you were supposed to get three blue things for show and tell who wants to go first oh Mrs F Patrick pick me pick me I want to go first me me me would anybody else like to go first uh anybody oh what about you Daryl huh please anybody Freddie how about you come on up a man okay all right Freddy what three blue items did you bring well I have my blue bowling pin and my blue swimming goggles and my James PE St and snuggy very good Freddy but actually you have four blue items because you're wearing a blue striped shirt [ __ ] does that mean I fail No in fact it means you get a prize out of the prize bucket which is also blue okay I'm going choose the Grim the prize bucket what's up Phil Mrs fatrick how do I get something out of the prize bucket by not being you Mikey okay class who wants to go next oh me me me me me Mrs Pat with me no Mikey you're going last oh W Cody how about you come up okay okay I'll do it that's not [ __ ] Fair hey give me a toy no it's my toy give my toy my get back is toy God I hate him having a rough day Mrs Fitz it's okay Cody okay Cody what three blue things did you bring okay check this out I'm wearing it I got a blue bow tie a blue shirt and blue shorts very good Cody go ahead and sit down okay I just can't help but notice you didn't give me something out of the prize bucket well Cody you didn't go above and be not Freddy brought four blue things well he didn't even know his shirt was blue his mom dresses him all right who wants to go next okay you know what [ __ ] you I'm going to go Ry Mikey up don't you dare Pon Cody how about a sticker okay I guess I can take a sticker hey Mikey check this out I got a sticker Mrs Fitzpatrick I want a sticker Mikey if you shut up for the rest of class I will give you a sticker okay you already lost Daryl how about you come up be bear yes darl come on up get your up here someone help Daryl come on darl all right Daryl come on up now what three blue things did you bring for show and tell oh very good you have a blue page in your book okay what else did you bring that's blue oh blue shorts very good Daryl and what's your third blue thing uh let's see um oh here we go a blue bear good job Daryl please go sit down oh Mrs fatrick can I go next please oh pck me pck me pck me pck me pck me I promise I'll be good please okay Mikey come on just let's get this over with okay I got some really good stuff okay Mikey what three blue items did you bring okay so for my first item I have this really cool Blue Block awesome okay what else did you bring for my second item I have this really cool Blue Block Mikey did you only bring blue blocks from the class no I got a really good last item for my last item I got this pair of blue underwear from the backseat of my dad's car Mony where the hell did you get those I told you I got it from the back seat of my dad's car Mikey get out get go sit down do I get a prize oh miky get out of my S go sit down but I bought three blue things and my pants are blue that means I bought four things I deserve a p set your ass down Mikey this is [ __ ] oh I freaking hate this class hey Mikey I think your dad might be boning Mrs Fitzpatrick because you found her underwear in the back of your dad's car well my dad is her top donator on her only F so that kind of makes sense all right class I think we only have time for one more showand tell before lunch and I need lunch to go find myself anx so who wants to go right now I'll go all right Alex come on up now what three blue items did you bring well I don't own anything blue but I got this purple crayon cuz purple is my favorite color okay well that is not blue you were supposed to bring three blue things but why it going to be a purple day I mean today's BL day last week was yellow day we had a [ __ ] black mud when's it going to be pple day it's not if you keep talking like that mister this is [ __ ] all right class no Ru no more cussing or I'm putting soap in your mouths your parents sign waivers I can legally do that okay how about lunch pull out your lunches and I'm going to go find me some medicine I hate turkey and cheese Lunchables I have nachos let me have one no guys guys make room for a real pimp I got a pizza Lunchable wa I've never seen one of those in person before only rich kids get to eat those yeah I go band for band can I try a piece no Mikey you have fun with your turkey and cheddar but I want to try a piece yeah well I want to play with your blocks don't touch my freaking blocks okay then you can't have my pizza can I try it sure Freddy why I say I to try it but I don't well because Freddy's not a dick oh yeah well you know what don't trute me all right class I'm back how about that it was Cody it was Cody it was Cody it was him see he has the pizza Lunchable he threw it Mikey you freaking NK C Time Out Chair now you go to the timeout chair that means I can eat your pizza Lunchable screw off Mikey all right Cody sit in that timeout chair and think about what you've done I don't want to go to stupid timeout I don't care Cody you know better than to throw food well then Mikey should be in timeout because he threw turkey at me you're wearing the good boy sticker you should be setting an example you didn't find your Xanax did you no I did not then what do you have for lunch a plan B damn you're having a rough time aren't you yes I am Cody now shut up and think about what you've done all right class now I'm going to read you a Dr Seuss book Hop On Pop you hopped on my pop in the back of his car God damn it Mikey get your ass up here and sit in the timeout chair wait we can't both sit in the timeout chair yes you can until you two can learn how to get along not freaking Mikey oh man I didn't even get to finish my lunch bow Mikey sit there next to Cody move why are you pushing me Mikey move your big fat butt out of the way Mikey so help me God if you don't cut this [ __ ] out I will call your father why so you can leave more underwear it his C making it worse Mikey oh I'm going to hit him oh go ahead you can't hit me harder than my father does you know what maybe you two are perfect for each other all right class Hop On Pop have on my pop cup pop pop in cup pop cup cup on pop this book is freaking buling you know what free day do whatever the hell you want color draw play your games I'm over it what teacher what what about us can we go play you will stay there till you die but what about me can I go play no you threw a pizza at the wall I was throwing it at Mikey doesn't he deserve it no I don't care both of you will sit there and if you either one of you leave I will write a note home to your parents yeah more like a love note I want to go play why don't you go play Then [ __ ] well because unlike you my dad's not being the teacher and I don't think he'd appreciate getting a note well I'm going to go play with Mike blocks Mikey what are you doing get get back in the chair Mikey Mikey W my BLX are so freaking funik mik get back here if she sees you she's going to go both our parents Mike I'm going to have to get him before she sees and that one goes right there and that one goes right there and this one goes [ __ ] what we have to get back in the chair we're going to get in trouble no I'm playing with my blocks if the teacher sees us out of the chair she's going to call our parents who cares I care well I don't I'm going to play with my blocks help help a c my asses are done oh [ __ ] Mrs big Patrick I pooped in my pups man Joseph School sucked today I know it's like it gets harder and harder hey guys hey Cody how was Kindergarten it sucked what do you mean it sucked I thought you liked it well I liked the first day but today sucked the teacher wrote a letter home to my parents what's it say it says Dear Mr and Mrs nutkiss your son Cody was very rude and disruptive and class today he back talked me argued with the other students and threw his pizza at the wall when I put him in timeout he left without permission please speak with your son about how this behavior is unacceptable damn dude I didn't know you were that much of a Savage I don't want to show this letter to my mom I'm going to get in so much trouble just don't show it to your mom oh yeah you're right so you going to go back to kindergarten oh yeah I'm going to go back there and kick Mikey's ass you're going to fight a 5-year-old yeah and I'm going to win what if you don't well I'm going to ow ow yeah he's not going to win no way my [Music] face what are you doing Cody I'm practicing for when I beat Mikey up today you're really going to beat up a 5-year-old in kindergarten yeah he's not going to be such a bad kid once I kick his ass see that's what kids need these days good old ass whooping open up a can of whoop ass your glove fell off Cody I know I'll get it okay well I just think it's weird that you're 16 years old and you're going to beat up a 5-year-old dude he's four remember oh yeah you're four years old yeah he's actually older than me so so it's fine if I kick his ass it's fine telescope tiger I got a big po quow cuz don't look purple I'm playing with my stickers I got stickers on my face give me your stickers no they're my stickers R blue play you ready you take off hey Mikey hey don't touch my airport I don't want to touch your shitty Airport actually that's a pretty sick airport yeah I got four different color planes red blue green and yellow yeah those are four colors yeah so don't touch my airport it's been very busy today there's been a lot of delays well there's about to be a lot more delays why how are they going to fly without a control ATT hey yeah that's what happens Mikey that's what happens hey don't do that yeah you [ __ ] with theck destroying my airut Mikey Cody stop it did you give your parents the notes I wrote for them uh yeah my mom was very upset with my behavior you know my dad got the note you wrote Because you got in his car again last night shut up Mikey but you did he gave you 50 bucks what were you selling Mikey shut up or you're going in time out Mikey you are making me feel very angry which brings me to today's lesson class today is feelings Friday and we're going to talk about our feelings ings sometimes you can feel mad like I am at Mikey right now sometimes you can feel sick like I was this morning I've been throwing up a lot for some reason but sometimes you can also feel in love you're in love with my dad you know he doesn't love you right that's why he hits you he doesn't love me either cuz he hits me too Mikey you're making me feel sad and I would like to feel happy for once oh oh I feel like I'm going to throw up again all right class today we're going to go around one by one and talk about how we feel today darl you first dare dare dare dare dare very good Daryl class I think Daryl's feeling happy today I'm feeling very sick Alex how about you go next well I uh I'm feeling pretty purple Alex purple isn't to feeling yes it is okay Cody how about you tell us how you're feeling today well how am I feeling well I'm feeling pretty mad at Mikey I want to beat his ass but I really want to do a Dragon City at first can I please be excused yes Cody but hurry up thanks teach it'll only be a minute hey Dragon Masters we're back with another video sponsored by Dragon City and this time we have a very exciting 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15,000 food 30,000 gold and the Epic oie Dragon to Kickstart your journey but hurry it's a limited time offer so grab it while you can and we'll see you in game okay I'm back that was very nice Cody now kids I'm going to go to the bathroom and take a test you guys play your games and try to think about how you're feeling wow Mrs Fitzpatrick is really sick she must have cooties for my dad yeah I think she's taking a pregnancy test what's that it's the thing that you put under your tongue and it tells you how hot you are that's a thermometer Freddy but now that the teacher's out of the room I'm going to kick your ass Mikey why because you got us in trouble and the teacher wrote a note home to my mom but guess what Mikey I didn't give my mom that note I'm going to tell Miss Fitzpatrick well how are you going to tell her anything with a broken lip what yeah that's right stay down Mikey you [ __ ] yeah is anybody else want some who Do You Think You Are I Am yeah yeah I wanted to go just like that hey Mikey I'm going to kick your ass what yeah how you like that ow ow oh God he's by my air he's by Freddy get him the [ __ ] off me oh God it hurts it hurts somebody help me he bit my [ __ ] ear off all right class I to wait 15 minutes to see if this test is negative which hopefully it is oh my God Cody what's wrong Cody Cody what's wrong Mikey bit my ear off Mikey Gerard Tyson you do not bite people's ears off wait Tyson his name is Mikey Tyson and he bit my ear off like Mike Tyson I'm calling the principal right now wait where's my ear has anybody seen my ear it's right over here quick put it on ice all right everybody shut up it's me your principal Mr Stein back and your teacher right here Mrs dick Patrick oo yeah she told me there was a little bit of a tussle in here over there over there okay okay I heard you two have a problem with fighting in class he bit my ear off well look rub some dirt in it this is kindergarten life gets a lot harder than this he he pushed me in the face foot look I'll punch the both of you in the face if Miss th Patrick over there tell me about you two fighting that class again okay you got me yes sir okay okay and I'm going to keep your ear why because I like it it's cool and let me address the class all right everybody shut up Mrs fckpatrick over here walks in my class every single day and tells me this oh my class is horrible my students are from Hell who bir these demons if I had a time machine I would go back in time and murder every single parent so they couldn't even reproduce these are the things I hear man and Mrs th Patrick she got her ass on her man talk about a wagon and that ass is Dragon it should be illegal in all 50 states honestly even in Canada but that's besides the point look if you little hell spawns make another Ruckus in this class do anything fight break something I don't care I swear to God there will be a mass murder I mean someone will be someone will be expelled a lot of people will be expelled my bad about that so uh how's my son daro well he loves his bear bear bear bear can we try to get him to learn a different animal well he screams every time let me talk to him hey Daryl son buddy uh how about we try a different animal like the giraffe no don't do it don't [ __ ] do it it's my son I know how to talk to my sonar how about we try the giraffe giraff oh calm down bear bear bear bear bear see see bear [ __ ] it you in he really likes that damn beer it haunts my dreams just don't make him mad ever or you're fired I know oh congratulations it's positive hey class you're teacher she's sad principal Steinbeck out wait wait Mrs this Patrick if you ever need some extra cash bring that ass this way Mrs Fitzpatrick are we still going to go around the room and tell each other how we feel yeah I want to change my answer I'm not keeping it uh Mikey no uh I'm texting your father right now I mean yes Mikey go ahead and tell us how you feel the M I'm want makes me not feel anything I am in so much pain I am missing my [ __ ] ear very good Freddy how about you I feel stinky cuz I pooped in my pull-ups when the principal was yelling that's very nice Clarissa you got to keep the baby no I don't Randy what about all that good loving I've been giving you it wasn't love Randy it was a service oo look at that tall glass of water and I am thirsty Randy I told you not to come to my place of work you embarrassing me yes hey Dad that's my dad guys miky shut up before I slap the [ __ ] out of you he's the worst child I've ever had the displeasure of teaching well we can raise one together I'm not keeping it Randy yes the hell you is last time I saw my dad dis mad he killed my mom and my unborn PL uh I I know you guys are having relationship problems but I'm actively bleeding over here the principal stole my ear can I please go home why you ain't want to kill with me where do I start Randy you're a bum yeah you got it bum look at that dumpy oh Randy you don't even have a real job oh yeah what about my SoundCloud that I get 32 listens to on that's one for each day of the month that's not a real job Randy and there's 30 days in a month sometimes 31 and sometimes there's 33 depending on the year that's not what a leap year is Randy oh yeah well my career is about to LEAP this year yes on the 4th of February please can I go to the nurse I'm losing so much blood listen right now can we talk about this later you going to take me to McDonald oh sure you going to get me a 20 piece with the sweet and sour sauce sure in your nice ass car fell she got a nice ass car now a 2006 Buick laab yes sir that [ __ ] so clean it look like it just came right off the lot I don't care I am in so much pain Randy if you leave right now we can do the thing we did the other night okay class I'm so so sorry bye dad that's my dad so you've said Mrs Fitzpatrick I'm missing my ear can I please go to the nurse not right now Cody maybe in a little bit in a little bit am I going insane why is nobody helping me hey there Miss Fitzpatrick I'm here to do that procedure let's get that thing out of there oh good it doctor doctor please help me I'm missing my ear just a second kid I got to do this procedure first just a second are you kidding me my ear is gone all right open up wait right here well yeah you want it done right I guess okay I just got a numb at first num num num num num I'm just kidding but seriously though this thing does have teeth uh class um I'm feeling a little scared how about everyone goes home for today thank God I'm out of here uh Mrs Fitzpatrick can you give me a ride home my dad already left no Mikey wait hold on where's my little shark thing oh there it is I wonder if Cody won his fight Cody what happened to you Mikey bit my ear off wait like Mike Tyson exactly like Mike Tyson oh [ __ ] Mikey Tyson that's literally his name no way yes way he bit my ear off and the principal stole it but the principle took your ear yeah well why are you here you need to go to a hospital I know I just wanted to tell you guys how my day was I'm I'm going that that's that can't be right talk about a bad day dude yeah I know kindergarten must be really tough thank you again to dragon C for sponsoring this video click the link in the description for your special SML decoration and a bundle of rewards hey guys it's Logan we officially launch an SML gaming channel go subscribe right now we're going to be uploading gaming videos every single day just like this Roblox one you see on your screen right now so please go subscribe to the new SML gaming channel for new content every single day what you can get a lot of momentum in this [ __ ] no yeah you really can oh oh oh damn it Dam I got hit in the face by ball so guys what do you want to do today well the seventh annual talent shows tonight me and Timmy are entering a talent show what kind of talent do you butt buddies have besides stretching your butts well Timmy can sing well so can you I want to join the talent show what talent do you have Junior uh I could do magic tricks no you can't yeah I can I'll be the best magician ever and I'll beat you guys oh dude I'm going to join the talent show what talent do you have my talent is on my shirt dude the color green is not a Talent dude you're stupid it's obviously Ballin well don't steal our idea e not that basketball idiot I want to do talent show all right how about we all join the talent show and whoever wins wins well that is how it works yeah you're going down guys let say you're all going down hello and welcome to the seventh annual talent show the winner today will win this big gold trophy in a million dollars now let's meet the judges the first judge is Leroy butter bottom hello everybody the next judge is the always mad and never impressed bald Simon cowl I am not amused I don't care about anything and the third judge is the daughter of Hubba Bubba Lisa Bubba I'm chewing double bubble because I hate my dad your gum sucks dad let the talent show begin hi everybody my name's Penelope and I can hula hoop for a really long time go what the hell was that oh sweetie never try that again that was so terrible it made one of my kidneys fail ouch I'm so sorry who's next M the Cs are open huh oh hey everybody I am Brooklyn guy and this here is my partner Simmons hello everyone hello and today we we I I mean I I am going to be shooting an apple off of Simon's head while blindfolded and plastered drunk if I got behind the wheel of a car right now I'd kill somebody all right Simmons you ready yeah bud let's go okay Apple where are you you little Scamp let me see oh that feels right [Music] okay what what did I get it did I hit the Apple oh [ __ ] oh no I just killed Simmons oh guys we saw someone die I've seen better homicides than a Looney Tune hey everyone I'm Junior the magician and he sucks I don't suck I'm actually good at Magic you guys be the judge if I suck or not so today's trick I'm going to be sawing Chef peee in half no the hell he's not I have to for the talent show no you're not you're not sawing me in half and killing me for a talent show I'm not going to actually kill you Chef peee well we're not going to find out cuz you not saw me in half please no okay sorry everyone there was a change in today's trick lineup MH uh the next trick I'm going to make Chef peee disappear just put this blanket over him put the blanket over him all right and on the count of three Chef pee's going to disappear in front of your eyes One ow two that hurts Junior three damn it I'm out of here T I made Chef peee disappear oh my God where did he go he just disappeared out of thin air oh my God it's crazy two stretchy but holes two stretchy but holes for me I'm not impressed are there any more tricks okay for my final trick I will be grabbing a random card from this deck of cards showing it to the judges and then putting the card back in the deck and then letting one of the judges Shuffle the deck and then I will then find that card I showed the judges okay uh disc card what card is is that don't tell me I'll grab a different card this one okay I I do not know which card that is and I will grab the deck and hand it to the judge all right who would like to shuffle the deck oh me me get my nickas wet did he just say a bad word he can say it you suck at shuffling well you shuffling okay it doesn't have to be that good just just just anything I'm doing it do it my way all right okay I have gotten the deck back from the judges and it's all shuffled there's no way I would know the card I just showed you guys that's why it's going to be the one that I choose right now is this the card I showed you earlier no it's not no it's not oh well I had a one in 52 chance and I didn't get it but if I would have gotten it that would have been crazy good night everybody my God does anyone have any real talent in this town who's [Music] next [Music] bend me over spank me slap me spit on me and choke me Daddy touch my body make me happy make my cheeks go clappy clappy hi my name is Timmy's Daddy slurps on me cuz I'm a baddy gaining weight my is fat eats it like a crabby patty I need daddy harder Daddy I need need to be punished daddy take it Timmy tug it Timmy you need to be punished Timmy take this wood like you should damn Timmy it feels so good feels so good because that's how it's supposed to feel thank you everybody yeah thank you thank you Timmy oh wait wait wait can't forget this oh my God I love it I love it Bravo uncore Oscar that would be a Grammy they deser of them they did perfect oh my God I loved it wo that was the most homosexual thing I've ever seen I kind of like that I loved it hi guys my name is Joseph and I'm going do the sickest nastiest slam dunk ever recorded I'm a Ali up took myself off the backboard 360 slam duck windmill watch [Music] this [Music] what [ __ ] I'm Kobe before the helicopter [ __ ] [ __ ] with your boy yeah yeah the dunk it was Splendid but I could do without the Kobe Comet throwing a ball in a hoop is not impressive I thought it was cool oh my God he's like LeBron James hello today my name is screw ball and I'm a clown and my talent is is I make make animal balloons out of balloons for kids at their birthday parties so my first animal is a snake the next animal is a worm the next animal is a caterpillar with no legs and the next animal is an eel and the next animal is a centipede with no legs and the next animal is a crocodile with no legs and no arms and the next animal is a green giraffe with no legs this is just a dinosaur dick and for my grand [Music] finale Kermit the Frog's dick Tada I noticed that all of them were like the same shape duh that's the magic he's only making one balloon why not make a dog perhaps a spider all those are too hard they're not too hard because I made a dog under the table while you were doing all of that find a new Talent cuz this one isn't it you make me sick I'm sorry well someone please come out with some godamn Talent hey everybody my name is Patrick and I'm a van triloquist it this here's my V triloquist dummy I'm not a dummy you're the dummy little Patrick that's not very nice now little Patrick what do you like to do for fun well there's not much I can do with your hand up my butt little Patrick you're not supposed to tell people I put my hand up your butt but I just want you to stop doing it please shut up little Patrick I'm now going to take a siple water while I let little Patrick do all the Talking hey everybody I been the P it's really hard to talk when you hold up I almost drowned I wish you had drowned little Patrick that's not nice I'm going to go give you a spanking good night everybody little Patrick I can't believe you embarrass me like that out there well I just want you stop putting your hand in my butt I w't put my hand in your butt i' like to see you try little Patrick okay did you hear my butt little Patrick somebody help me somebody help pck get his hand at my butt I'm starting to think he's controlling that thing no [ __ ] nimron is that his little brother hey hey there I'm homeless but I don't know how to juggle I'm going to juggle these beer bottles usually they Whistle Back to juggling well good night everybody thank you is security not check checking who's coming in here Maurice don't let any more godamn hobos in the building hey everyone my name is Jeffy and my talent is that I can do Impressions go on hot dog how's it going everybody who wants to see my R deck haha Miss Piggy I know you're a cheeny on me you two timing [ __ ] you bang Burke and Ernie at the same time g g g g g g go to the strip club but that cost me money g g g g g g [Music] chy wants you to know that whole [ __ ] has pants get your fat ass over here talk backwards a do stroke a hat something came in the mail today these nuts got him got him hello my friend I've never flown a BL before what up for that building mace name's GE plane just hit the South Tower my bad oh my God that was amazing how do you have that many people inside you I've never had that many people inside me maybe a few no but like really how did he do that how did he have so many voices coming out of him mimicking people with actual talent is not a talent get off my stage that was was the last contestant let's see who the judges choose to be the winner if it were up to me all of these contestants would lose I refuse to pick a winner and you can't make me well I love the gay song but that's just me oh my God me too really yeah oh my god well how about my balloon dog yeah that was pretty cool it was pretty nice who votes I win that settles it I keep my million dollars thanks for watching see you next season oh for the seventh here in a row it lookss like bald Simon cowl wins I can't believe none of us won yeah dude that judge totally robbed us bald Simon Cowell does that every year he's won seven years in a row with his stupid balloon animals and nobody saw that coming I really thought our song could beat his balloon animal this year what about my magic tricks you get the card wrong Junior n my dunk would have brought Kobe back to life [ __ ] damn Joseph that's two Kobe jokes in one video calm down but it's true well I made Chef peipe disappear I did V es yes you did uh Cody you forgot to get the other ball out there were two up there [Music] damn doctor doctor doctor we need you in the emergency room what is it nurse oh God BN me next time ew we have a burned victim from a three-story apartment fire let me guess he was on the third story yes he completely got off fire jumped out the window and look he landed on his fingers yeah you never want to land fingers first that's how you break your fingers I was trying to catch myself yeah I can see that so buddy how much pain are you in a lot H well that's not helpful nurse get the Wong Baker Pain Scale all right I got it now sir which of these faces represents your pain uh the crying one well I don't see you crying so you're lying sir his tear ducts burnt off in the fire oh okay well I think we should probably do a skin graft oh I already got one no nurse not a skin pie chart a skin graft oh okay no not a skin bar graph a skin graft um let me look no not a skin graph a skin graft well I don't know what that is well it's where you take new skin and you graft it onto his body ew look just go into the skin drawer and get some new skin all right uh sir what color would you like uh White everybody always picks white even Michael Jackson picked white I'll go look uh what's wrong with your head what my head yeah you're bald well I am losing a little bit of hair no on the back it's really bad well I do have a bald spot yeah haha bald well you're a bald too yeah but I had hair before the fire I'd rather look like this than look like you baly sir all we have is black Marvin let's watch a movie well what movie do you want to watch I don't know well you're the one who wants to watch a movie you got to pick hey Daddy what do you want Jeffy ha I got your mustache Jeffy give me my mustache back no ha short give it back Jeffy all right daddy here you go Marvin it looks like you have a unibrow all right everyone shut up there's someone at the door let me fix my mustache and answer it hello hold on let me just finish up this text okay what's wrong buddy somebody made fun of me it hurt my feelings well like you were just texting so seem I'm so sad seems like you're crying for attention no I'm crying because my feelings got hurt well come on and explain about okay a why is he crying someone hurt his feelings his name was Curtis Curtis hurt his feelings well his name was Curtis fertis Curtis ftis hurt his feelings well that wasn't very nice of Curtis fertis what did Curtis fertis say to you well Curtis fertis was a burn victim and he came into the ER and he made fun of me for being bald you're not bald I'm a little bald my eyes my eyes okay you're really not that bald well there's all kinds of mean things I could have said to the burn victim like you look like Anakin Skywalker after he lost his fight or you look like Deadpool without his mask on or you look like Paul Walker after the car accident but I didn't say those things I was the bigger man and I ran away crying well I think you should just not deal with that patient anymore well I just came here to ask you how you live with being ugly and bald I'm not bald you're kind of B I have hair on the sides of my head Marvin if you stood outside in direct sunlight you could blind someone but I am not Bor I have hair Marvin sometimes at night I pretend you're Dr Phil so I can get off I get that what Dr Phil is a very fine man when he said it doesn't matter how much you flatten a pancake it still has two sides that made me want to have sex with them I do not look like Dr Phil I know because if you did I'd want to have sex with you all let's get back on track you are not that bald I know I just wish I looked as good as I did in high school I had so much hair I was so hot oh the things I do to my high school self I I mean I wouldn't do anything with my high school self cuz he's in high school and that would be illegal and chronologically impossible but if I was back in high school with me when I was in high school I would probably still bang my sexed teacher Miss thickums she was in the last video you should check that out and the new gaming channel we're doing that now anyway I want hair well why don't you use do a hair transplant well I I would have to do it myself because I'm the only doctor in town so I'd have to do it like I did my own vasectomy and let me tell you it is a bit of a mess down there whenever I pee my balls fill up like water balloons that's not normal no it's not I really got to get back in there and figure that out well why don't you just go to a makeover person and get a makeover well I don't know any makeover lists do you well Chef peipi has a gay cousin ooh did you say gay and cousin and Chef peee and has yeah I can go ask Chef peee if his cousin we'll give you a makeover okay do it all right oh wh of the Grits wh of the grit wh of the grit hey Chef peipe oh what's up Marvin you want some instant grits I made them for Scratch no I don't really want grits and I don't think that's how you make them I know how to make grits I'm making them for the scratch this is exactly how you make it in a pan look I feel like a southern black lady in the kitchen go get you some grits go get you that bowl over there get some grits I know you looking skinny as hell no I I don't want any grits listen don't you have a gay cousin who's like a hair stylist oh yeah I know who you're talking about Gay Tony Gay Tony yeah that's his name he's gay and his name is Tony he told us to call him that well can you call him over cuz I have a friend that wants a complete makeover oh yeah he would love to give your friend a makeover [ __ ] I need to make over myself I'm looking dingy as hell look at my outfit God damn well why don't you just call Gay Tony over cuz we really need him yeah I'll call him over but I'm going warn you stay five steps away from him he likes to kiss all over you all right hold still all right Chef peipi called his cousin and he's on his way over look Marvin I'm fixing it is she Marvin or is she lying uh it doesn't look good at all oh you [ __ ] why okay hold on listen the hair stylist is on his way make oologist yeah that that must be him you just stay right here hello oh my God you must be morvin you must be Gay Tony oh what gave it away my appetite for bis excuse me my bad had a cough in my throat you little silly goose man you look so handsome cute oh give me a kiss we just met I don't want to give you a kiss listen I need you here for a makeover for my friend oh I can't wait to do that makeover I love doing makeovers I wish you were the makeover though I'm not I'm not but he's upstairs come on oh my God I can't wait Gay Tony's here oh my God I'm so happy to meet all of you oh I love your necklace oh my God thanks slay Queen no a girl let me tell you about today the hottest guy walked into my salon I'm talking about a dream boat a real man and he needed to use the bathroom and I'm like sir the bathroom is open for business piss on my face already he just kissed me I love that for you I love it for me too now where is that makeover he's right there oh my God is that doctor house oh my God he's a real doctor rightor a doctor oh my God Mr money bags I can't wait till after this makeover I might have to do him no thank you I'm good my hair's just a little patchy oo I love me a red head it's something fiery about them lies of fire under my bottom and like my herpes oh I just recently had an outbreak he kissed me on my mouth oh kisses for everybody no no I'm good I'm good okay what do we need for this uh this doover oh so you need his hair fixed his eyes fixed you know what I need I need a gay Montage to think this over come on let's get it started a gay montage [Music] [Music] oh my God you look fabulous yeah I really do I'm so tall look at my legs Marvin oh my nuts I'm back oh my God you have a little boo boo let me kiss it let me K no no no no no it's okay fine thanks for the legs man yeah no problem I gave you two new legs and uh I can't wait to see the third one yeah I do wish you would have helped me out more in that department and I still have to fix the vasectomy situation but hey look at my mustache mark it's so fuzzy like a caterpillar and look at my hair go ahead and touch it I know you want to it feels like a giraffe okay well you don't know your animals but thank you yep no patches Marvin he's so hot what you think he's hot yeah look how tall he is yeah look how tall I am Marvin hey how's the ground down there that's what tall people say we're both standing on the same ground yeah but I'm further away from it so I don't know what my next step's going to be like so I need you tiny people to tell me we're standing on my couch yeah that's kind of weird now that you mention it I mean how big is this couch I mean if this were to scale this couch would be [ __ ] massive really your whole house would be how high are your ceilings that's weird anyway back to puppet land can you make me as hot as him no I'm busy I got a grinder appointment with Enrique my spicy little chizo but uh how are you going to pay me with money fine venmo me then he he didn't give me his venmo that's okay I'm sure he'll remember anyway I'm off to the strip club wait you you finally look really good and you're going to the strip club well yeah when you look this good you don't have to pay to impress women well then why would you go to a strip club those women only want money well they're going to want me because I'm so handsome but I don't understand why you would go just let me hop away why are you hopping I haven't had legs in years I want to hop sure move aside big spender I'm tall and handsome oh my God yes you are what's your name miss my name's Stardust nice to meet you Stardust you are very attractive I would like to have intercourse with you for free oh my God babe with like like those you can have me I have legs too yeah but you're short I am same hype and he has a full head of hair yeah the hair the hair yes that's right I have hair so come on Stardust let's blow this Popsicle stand oh my God is your name Popsicle stand oh I like what this is headed let's go back to my house honey I'm home a Buon I missed you oh my god Bo did you get a new suit well yeah I did but what else do you notice did you get a tan well maybe a little bit but that's not the main attraction oh who's your friend she's a stripper oh where' you meet her at the strip club Bo I thought you were at work as a doctor I was and then something happened what I got legs Karen oh my God Bo where'd you get those a gay man gave them to me and now I'm going to leave you for her what why Bo because I'm hot and she's hot and that's the way the world works but B I love you I'm sorry Karen I don't want to be with you get naked please that stupid man steal my stripper before I get to see tit hey there do you see a man with orange mustache inside he's on the couch with the stripper perfect thank you a pow right in the kisser oh man that was great I didn't have to take my suit off anyway you can leave the post-nut clarity is starting to kick in yeah you see TI before me hey I did more than SE tit I'm moted I kill you what no no what are you doing what are you doing to my legs no don't cut my legs off he's cutting my legs off you can't see it but he's cut him off and it hurts so bad all right sir here are your discharge papers thank you you sure you don't want that skin graft uh no my legs doctor what happened some psychopath cut off my new legs but doctor these are Prosthetics I know but they look so nice well you still look nice stop it what are you doing I'm sorry I'm sorry okay I just I'm hot now I don't know the rules I feel like I can do whatever I want I'm sorry okay just please don't report me to HR actually the HR lady is kind of hot no no no no don't don't don't don't do that well no no I'm I'm just kidding don't don't report me my [Applause] legs hey guys it's Logan we officially launched an SML gaming channel go subscribe right now we're going to be uploading gaming videos every single day just like this Roblox one you see on your screen right now so please go subscribe to the new SML gaming channel for new content content every single day push P click the click the forward Arrow again I guess I promise you I'm pressing it I'm clicking the hell out of it I fell we're having a good time oh my God damn what the hell oh what the [ __ ] is happening Joseph oh we're going to get beheaded oh my God it's Joseph that doesn't make sense help

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Published: Sun Apr 07 2024