SML Movie: Bowser Junior Needs Glasses [REUPLOADED]

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[Music] dude what are we doing waiting for cody to come over oh for what so i can prove to him that the sun is a planet he's here come on come on come on come on come on come on hey cody hey cody hey junior i brought the telescope you wanted whoa cool dude this is awesome that is pretty cool what did you need it for again oh i want to prove you that the sun is a planet yeah junior this again really it's a star i told you no the sun is a planet that's exactly why i wanted you to bring the telescope so i can prove to you that the sun is a planet well how are you gonna do that with a telescope all right well look see if i can prove you that the sun is round that it's a planet because all planets are round yeah and so are stars no stars are not round stars those pointy things yeah they're gashing all round we've been through this before the stars are guests cody cody this is exactly why i wanted you to bring this telescope so i could prove to you that the sun is in fact a planet it's not junior it's a star i'm telling you right now before you go blind from staring into it what i'm not gonna go blind from looking at the stun of course you are what it's really bright you i am not gonna go blind by look at the sun how did helen keller go blind yeah she was born blind see so if i look into the sun i'm not gonna go blind what about beethoven he was deaf this has nothing to do with this just take this telescope outside and i'll prove you the sun is a planet come on fine yeah all right cody i'm going to prove to you that the sun is a planet yeah it's not a planet junior it's a star it's not a star it is round so if i look at this telescope and i see the sun is round it's going to be a planet okay of course it's round junior it's i know it's round everyone knows that it's round but it's still a star no it's not a star it's a sun it's a planet you don't know what you're talking about julian knows what he's talking about i know what i'm talking about yeah junior if you look into this telescope you're going to go blind no i'm not when we look at the earth we don't go blind look i'm looking at it right now i'm looking at it and the sun is a planet so i'm gonna i'm gonna look at the sun through the telescope and i'm not gonna go blind what's wrong with that logic coding this sticker right here okay it's okay not to look at the sun it says don't look at stars but that's right because the sun is a star no the sun is a planet it's a planet cody g fine just look at the sun and go blind see if i can i'm not going to go blind i'm going to look at a planet and i'm going to see a beautiful picture of the sun okay okay what's happening tell me how that goes oh okay cool you have a question why is there a guy that lives on the sun you know the man of the sun that's the man on the moon junior and that's not even real it's like a song or something it's a man on the sun and he lives there all the time so i'm going to look to the telescope and i'm going to say hi to the man on the sun you do that tell them i said hi i will say hi i'll say hi all day i tell me look there what's up what's up oh my eyes on fire cody what'd you do to it cody put him out cody what'd you do and it turned your eyes i can't see anything [Music] should i pee me yes i'm behind you what what where right right here what y'all baby i'm blind i think i'm blind i can't see anything what what happened i i uh i uh no no tell him go ahead i want to hear you saying uh i uh what happened uh uh cody punched me in the face i did no such thing oh damn cody wow that surprised me i would have never believed it i am pretty hunky but but that's not what happened at all he looked into a telescope at the sun and now he's blind you idiot why would you do something like that anyway because the sun is a planet and cody must have set the telescope up wrong because a big flash of light hit me in the eye and i think he put a flashlight on the other side or something i don't know please tell him why he's stupid the sun is not a don't worry about it the daughter will be here soon all right i'm the eye doctor what's going on where are you at i'm over here just follow my voice you're blind not deaf oh hey hi what happened oh go ahead and tell him junior uh um i i looked into the sun with the telescope why would you do that maybe i want to prove to my friends that the sun is a planet and not a star wait wait wait what i want to say thank you thank you i want to prove to my friends that that the sun is a planet and not a star are we treating him for blindness and mental retardation one at a time let's take care of the people yeah yeah um yeah i think i'm blind can you please help my eyes i think they're blind i got this test for you okay he's gonna do a i i test for you just try to read the book read the chart so go ahead and try to read it i mean it's kind of blurry don't tell them okay can you read it it's i can't no i can't read it is it blurry yeah it's really yeah this is a joke test it's i couldn't see it i don't know i guess he's just messing with him okay he here's the real test no more jokes oh okay okay i can see a little bit better so just read the top line what's that say it says a okay okay good what's the next one uh it's not that hard junior you're like what two feet away oh e i think yeah yeah okay can you read the next one it says hitler what what hitler this isn't even the joke one this is no it says hitler's there's only three letters on there hla no it's not even close okay try the next one i i it it's really blurry i can't see it i think i'm blind yeah you are legally blind i can't see it we're gonna have to go get some glasses for you glasses oh man you're gonna have to wear glasses junior all right we got three glasses to choose from and only one of them is not hilarious uh i i can't see him oh man this is going to be even funnier of course you can we'll just hold stealth okay okay yep there you go all right whoa how do i look you're gonna look like a secretary junior it's not a secret what i mean i've always wanted someone to take advantage of me so what the hell i think we should get a different yeah yeah yeah okay okay try it out the pair trying to put it there let's try these oh hold on you got to fix it okay there we go all right whoa how do i look in these oh you look like some cali nerd surfer boy i don't like you yeah that's about chipotle yay surfing whatever try try something else uh how about how about these these are a little more okay yeah yeah oh there you go i think we got a winner what what really yeah how do they look they look okay you kind of like them you look kind of professional junior i would hire you really yeah i will give you a job oh am i like a sexy beast i wouldn't go that far yeah i wouldn't say that i want these glasses i want these can you even look out of them yes i can see your big sticky nose yeah yeah you can look at it so i want these uh oh okay that's just uh it's gonna be five thousand dollars what should it be do you have five thousand dollars it's fine i'll just build it to your insurance yeah that means we'd like to pay it yeah yeah i guess so all right so um thank you hey yeah yeah maybe keep an eye on this kid okay like i'm over here every other week and for like legal reasons and medical reasons i try yeah i'll do a little bit of a job okay because he's gonna end up killing somebody someday yeah i know hopefully not me let me see how i look with these glasses on ah i'm a freak i'm a foreign freak that's what i am oh these glasses look dumb i look like a nerd oh my god i'm getting made fun of i'm gonna get wedgies all the time and all these glasses look stupid on me i don't want to wear these stupid glasses but then if i don't wear them i can't see how am i going to explain this to my friends who's at the door i swear to god that's my friend how do they always come when i say their name uh who is it dude it's me jose and cody we're not checking up on you yeah we're trying to see if you're okay yeah uh i'm not home we can hear you why are you here we're trying to make sure that you're okay yeah well i'm i'm blind and i can't open the door because i can't see it junior you're right next to the door i can hear you just come here yeah yeah just the the door handle is like somewhere down low just reach for it i i swear to you guys i cannot see that doorknob in the door no no no okay okay if i just hide right here they won't find me they won't find me a junior where are you yeah uh who's there who is that oh yeah who's that it's cody and joseph oh this is junior's dad bowser i'm watching charlie and friends so get out of here what are you doing in here tv is not even on i am watching my shows i'm just blind so the tv's off you yeah don't help me sound like you're dead i'm not junior i'm battling junior you're not fooling anybody what are you doing back there come on junior what do you all want guys why are you turning behind yeah we're back here yeah yeah turn around no i i i want y'all to see the the pimple on my butt there's not a pimple i've been looking what what guys what do y'all want why are y'all here we came to check up on you dude yeah and i came to get my very expensive telescope that i left here oh oh yeah yeah okay we'll get the telescope and leave but we just want to see how you're doing yeah i'm doing fine how are your eyes doing yeah turn around come on turn around stop being scared never junior never never junior okay okay guys if i turn around you swear you won't get a boner why would i i can't promise that now okay guys let's see if y'all are my real friends let's see how y'all act [Music] oh my god you look like cody's twin it's like watching dweeb and dweeber see guys this is why i did not want to show you because you're gonna make fun of my glasses i look like a stupid person with glasses right yeah yeah yeah yeah dude it's hilarious man i look like a complete door right yeah i'm a door people have glasses are dorks right i might beat you up and make you do my homework i'm no better than cody right yes yes so look y'all want to leave now i mean if you don't want us to be here i don't want to be by dweeb anyway you know yeah go home y'all both just go home but cody cody why aren't you going home uh well you know i just i like your glasses cody go get your stupid telescope and leave you want to make it out here cody get out i knew they were going to make fun of me in my glasses i was like a dweeb i look stupid with these glasses what if i start turning into cody oh no what if i start talking to cody [Music] oh man i feel awesome i wonder why i feel like this probably because i haven't seen junior in like a week but oh man i feel good hey chef pee pee wait where have you been junior i locked myself in the closet for a week why because where dorks are supposed to be in the closet because we're dumb and gay and stupid well i can't disagree but look you're just making a big deal out of nothing junior chef baby these glasses are gonna ruin my life name one successful person with glasses i bet you can't name one steve jobs come on bill gates they're they're both billionaires billionaires but two of them are old and one of them's dead well it's not because of the glasses you idiot well sure people i just hate these glasses my friends make fun of me everyone's should call me a dweeb and a dorky job well i don't know what to do i just i don't want him anymore look look you're gonna have to keep him look just read a book or something just gain knowledge you look smart make yourself smarter god wait i look smart wait a minute if i start reading books i could probably be the smartest person in the world and then i could tell off joseph and cody in the most smartest way possible i could call them a pickle butter butt yeah hmm an epidural hematoma i did not know that junior you may enter oh hey what's up buddy hi salutations friends hey what junior what are you doing oh my incompetent peers can you not see that i'm enjoying a fine literature but what are you talking about junior you're not even smart enough to read books like oh contrera my half-witted simple tint you cannot fathom the knowledge i have ascertained from my omnibus you know what julian what the hell are you even reading a medical book is on nursing yes i'm glad you acknowledged my affinity for the love of neuro medicine whatever dude you're just being a dude you never loved that hey joseph you're a miserably obtuse adult in a flagrant nose-picking derelict whose birth certificate with an apology from the condom factory damn yeah well i don't like you either eat one junior why are you being such a jerk oh cody don't get me started with you you're an indescribably contemporary dingleberry and a perverse heart sticking into the property of genetics you also have a micro valley wrong but yeah yeah yeah get away go away can't beat me in my knowledge oh man i gotta get ready for dinner chef pee pee what do you want junior my stomach requires sustenance what what oh i forgot i'm speaking to an imbecile my stomach requires food pleb oh oh i get it you're wearing glasses so you think you're smarter than everybody i don't think i'm smarter than everybody i am smarter than everybody oh oh oh you are right okay uh-huh so so why don't you go and tell your dad the same thing you're telling me what dad oh you mean my sperm donor oh that that uh yeah yeah i guess so uh just make the food stupid nincompoop oh that that has to stop right now right now dude can you believe junior he's being an idiot actually he's being very smart which is kind of hot but it's also pissing me off hey you guys do you know what happened to junior yeah he's being really smart in the other room he thinks he's better than him yeah he's like acting all absurd and stuff nah smart yeah well we gotta knock those glasses off because i can't have that he's talking back to me and he's acting like a douche oh no no we can have that so we need to make up a plan and knock those glasses off i think i have an idea what is what let's do it hmm diaphragmatic or abdominal breathing oh very interesting yes hey junior uh what do you plebs want uh we just wanted to apologize for earlier for being so dumb yeah yeah we just wanted to say sorry for you know being so stupid yeah just you you're way smarter than us indeed we just drown in ignorance you are you are correct in every sentence that we speak yeah we're just really dumb yeah so dumb yeah i just shower every day in stupidity right and yeah we just could never hope to be as intelligent as you yeah all right see seasplebs cease plebs pleb cease all right you have more than well have made up for your stupidity for earlier today okay junior this is just good there's just one more thing what is it pleb nate finally yeah what a jerk right [Music] whoa guys i just had the craziest dream you were there and you were there and you and you whoa it wasn't a dream no it wasn't a dream you got a hidden head with a hammer what yeah wait why did i get hit with a hammer i mean dude you were acting like a dick you had glasses on you were just acting smart yeah you're telling everyone off wait i did have glasses wait how can i see without my glasses oh that would be the contacts but yeah yeah we had to put the contacts in because we couldn't have you talking back to me especially a con wood contacts the little flat things go in the eyes yeah glasses yeah wait so with contact you don't need glasses no then why didn't you give me these before it would have stopped all these heartaches there were a lot more expensive you see well we don't care about money just build it to the insurance well what oh well contacts now i won't be called names anymore for having glasses yeah thank you no more uh calling your four eyes and losers and joe and yeah all those names the normal names yeah i had glasses when i was a kid though yeah glasses shuck the cola you should probably really get contacts yeah they don't fit in my eyes oh okay well um anyway wow this is so cool i can see without glasses i have contacts now you're finally not as annoying as you were when you were smart well for some reason i really want to say the word pleb yeah certainly you all are plebs and cody guess what now that i can see again it's time for me to prove that the sun is a planet come on oh my god junior hey everyone it's logan i want to make this quick clip at the end of the video to show some fan mail that i received i've received hundreds of pieces of fan mail but i'm only going to show you three pieces right now uh so uh this is a drawing from jerome miller it's one of my favorite pieces of fan mail it's a big drawing of all my characters uh there's there's candy and her dad and uh there's the brooklyn guy screaming come out nancy and uh you know junior and his friends with his stupid bulbasaur and uh there's shrek and and black yoshi and toad with his music it's it's an amazing drawing i love it so jerome you're awesome for that um also we have this a fan has sent a gold thomas that is the most amazing thing about it's from uh it is from benjamin it's from benjamin benjamin i also did this cool mario drawing and i that is amazing a gold thomas you know you know we're gonna use this in a future video so so thank you that uh that is that is amazing um and then we have this from aj uh i've never seen dragon ball z but uh pablo and lavelle uh they both loved this uh this package from aj he also drew mario as i don't know what character that is i'm gonna assume it's the goku guy i think anyways and also he sent you know a letter some people put their address on the letter so i don't really show the letters that much but thank you so much for all this fan mail we have literally hundreds of letters and i cannot get to them all in one video so after every sml video i'll probably show three and we're gonna be uploading on super luigi logan we're gonna be uploading probably hour long videos of us reading it so if you want us to read your letter uh just just send it to this uh po box right here um and thank you so much for sending amazing stuff it's it this is really amazing and just seeing all the fan mail come in is it's really cool knowing that there's real fans out there that it's like that y'all really watch these videos and it's amazing and i cannot believe we hit 500 thousand subscribers it's just it's still just amazing a shock to me so anyway um just post a comment of what videos you want us to make this month uh mario kart is coming out this saturday it's gonna be it's probably gonna be my favorite video i've ever made for this account has so much effects and so much cool camera angles and also before the hate comments come in we're not making fun of people with glasses in this video i i've had to wear glasses my friend chris pablo the voice of the brooklyn guy and cody he has contacts he he used to have to wear glasses and lavelle has prince prescribed glasses so i mean we're not making fun of glasses we're just juniors junior's an so that that's why he freaked out about his glasses so anyway so i hope you all enjoyed this video i hope y'all uh enjoyed looking at this fan mail i i love all this stuff uh and i will be reading more fan mail on super luigi logan and i will be reading about three pieces of fan mail on each video so thank you so much for being awesome i'm going to go get this video uploaded you
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Channel: SML Reuploaded
Views: 1,242,499
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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, movie, bowser, junior, needs, glasses
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Length: 20min 42sec (1242 seconds)
Published: Wed May 05 2021
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