Chris Sneed is a Doctor... kinda - Daddy Issues Podcast

and welcome to another episode of daddy issues with the boys we got rid of chairs again yeah chris need in the building i'm in the building chris needs you just did keep your distance comedy yeah had a dope set hey thank you i had a lot of fun on man though uh how did you like it i loved it man i got a lot of work uh little corporate gigs people hit me up nice yeah man so it was a great platform to do what i do and um i just had a lot of fun man yeah man i heard corporate gigs are hard you know what it's not hard for the man that's in the corporate world i'm i'm a doctor well a receptionist you know when you're a true professional in the medical field uh receptionist you know when i check them in i ask all the doctor questions though yeah and all i'm doing is checking you in but i feel like since i've been working at the hospital so long like i know the terminology right yeah are you here for a pabst or a man a mammogram okay okay throwing that out your vertebrae that no receptionist wares but me all you see is nurses and the doctors in the jacket and i'm the only one sitting at the desk with that jacket on that the nurses and doctors but i had to pay for it but i wanted to set myself apart right from the other receptionist yeah you got scrubs i do have scrubs yeah we ain't supposed to wear them but i wear them anyway oh you ain't supposed to wear this no because the hospital they don't want me walking around looking like i'm a nurse oh okay hey they they hating they really hate me i'll be in full nurse outfit but my bad says service rep okay okay so but i still walk around in it man and they'd be asking you questions they asked all kinds of questions can i give them answers okay i don't know they'd be like why my eyeball loose i can tell you okay and then after i tell you i can check you in so the doctor yeah i'm just a receptionist it might be 20 because when you go to the hospital for the most part you listen to everybody whoever yeah if jenner come out be right and i'm the first one they see you can't see the doctor without being checked in so i am important man you be checking the insurances and stuff yeah yeah oh you don't have no insurance it's hard to tell somebody that they're insurance it's cancer the worst i know even though they know yeah they know so here's what happens with my insurance every time i go i'm with health net okay so every time i go to the doctor whatever they'd be like uh they're saying you're not current on your your health i pay my bill every month so okay so it's like every time they got a call then they find out i'm current but it's like every time like it should be they should just know it's just come up in the computer right yeah what's going on you need to talk to them like i call health net i'm like yo did my number change do i got a different uh remember id what's going on why do they always have to call y'all and then they gave me some other number but but i still got to make i was like can y'all send me a card with both those numbers there so we got to do this and be like well uh you know all we the car is just gonna have a one number well obviously there's a problem with that one number right right it's always it's always embarrassing conversation it's like when you're when your bank is like when they decline you or something you got the money but they was like oh for security purposes right and i'm still at this store right getting looked at like an idiot like i'm trying to steal some [ __ ] i don't have enough money right now yeah come on in the medical field i guess it's probably because sometimes a lot of people show up with somebody else's medical card or a fake name and they like hey just see me or they like play knocked out till you get in the room and after the surgery be like my name was and a lot of patients don't believe that like oh so you think i'm gonna come here for a knee replacement and i don't have to get one and it's somebody else's knee and i'm like well it happens it's it's it's rare to percentage you're probably gonna need 17 let me ask you this though like because like with doctors for me like my primary doctor um i don't know what he is i don't know if he's uh armenian or you know your primary doctor i don't know i don't know what his ethnicity no i mean do you know him i don't even know who i don't know i don't have a primary doctor he's finally starting to get to know like you know know me but like i like to feel like they know me up in there right and like you know when you go on the medical any type of medical issue you don't want a language barrier ah yeah right because you try to explain stuff and then they they saying something else and it's just like you know so i was talking to sabrina about this uh yesterday i was just like i think i'm gonna just go to a black doctor you know just just to have that familiarity mm-hmm and like you know i probably have to drive there's gonna be a lot of searching they're not allowed out he's not live socal black doctors black doctors there was about 25 percent of black doctors versus that's real no that's 25 what you mean i'm just speaking from because i am in the medical field yeah um i'm from what i see like at the hospital bro the percentage of black doctors yeah it's slim yeah unfortunately and then male black doctors male slimmer even worse what's up man oh but it is our way are there more are there more black people are there more black female doctors than um no absolutely we we we we at the lowest just as far as doctors out here out here yeah at the place you work at is it something now now they call us the hood kaiser facility because it's a it's it's a lot of black janitors uh nurse and lab coats and lab just got the lab those two no keys yeah but there's green they can't wear white okay um so at west l.a it's more black workers there but still it's not uh as many black doctors man yeah yeah you have to run off of uh the ten yep i know what you yeah you're talking about yeah yeah it's a nice neighborhood over there it's right next to a nice jewish community on one side yeah the jewish you know what's crazy though speaking of jewish the jewish people most of them are medical they don't pay for anything really of course but a lot of places don't take medical though well nowadays they do know they switched it because you can be on medi-cal and have your medic oh you didn't know this i'm good and i didn't know you got medical medical you talked to your worker and you can have your medical assigned to kaiser health net this facility that really yes you don't say see keon look that's why you got to share that man you got [ __ ] i never knew i thought i had to go to my doctor with a dirty coat the doctor with a dirty white foam dirty mustard on this coat man are you covering the room yeah what's going on [Laughter] are you bilingual you know what recession poquito just a little spanish just a little bit hit you with the pokemon you know what and i can check a person in that does not speak english okay and i am so cold on google with the translation because you know i'm in front of the computer so i'm googling stuff so i'll speak to if they don't have an appointment i know um um um so what time is your appointment and i'd let them know what floor to go to um that'd be uno bay that's room one b and that's it and the rest i'm googling right now you see a whole bunch of spanish in one beat [Laughter] because you got to take a test you're not supposed to check in a patient that does not speak english and you trying to uh speak their language so the ones who are bilingual have a certain badge on them that says spanish speaking so you have to take a test for that really but i believe in helping everybody man okay right you uh you ever do those uh apps where you can learn the language and i haven't done that tonight man no i know especially in your game i know but you know what it's crazy at the hospital we have this uh we have an ipad on wheels and it has every language ever spoken and we just hit that language and a live person come on so i checked in the person that was from turkey spoke turkish so i just hit that and the person from turkish come on oh technology changed the game yeah right here right yeah that's dope and that's something that that's something they should have probably been had but probably i mean because they could have put them on speakerphone yeah right technology right right now they got a hologram exactly right yeah you got the turkish background usually somebody always got that person they call that speak another language though like you go to hustle like hold on let me call my friend yeah this deal for me speak german a lot of times they'll use their child to do it like their english speaking oh see them talk about their daddy's uh ailments right what language y'all want to learn spanish be fluid in spanish yeah yeah just because y'all in cali portuguese i told you pretty much brazil what about after spanish what would be next after spanish i took german in high school yeah good to know two years of germany i would like to i would like to finish it off well you remember was it tough coaching morgan that means good morning it was a good way german was tough yeah because real it was that what made you pick german uh because i think uh he's the teacher the teacher yeah the teacher was uh was like giving out aids whatever yeah and you just so happen to be like i kind of like this so jeremy probably german german yeah the teachers would be like that like nobody's in my class i need to do i need to give away something to get them in my i'm going to weigh a's uh i'm gonna learn uh i'm still working on uh portuguese yeah yeah he's pretty popular because in the clubs in brazil everything has a club it's always a club [Music] you um i don't know if this is language but uh belisian i don't know if that's the language but um yeah they're like they have like the broken english yeah so they sound like kind of like jamaicans but like with the spanish kind of but they're not really speaking spanish it's it's no it's broken english this is real broken english and it i i run into so many belizeans man and i'm like hey i wanna learn how to but you just have to you just have to be around them enough because like my homegirl in college she's belgian when her parents came for senior night to visit yeah her dad had about a 30-minute conversation with me and i didn't understand [ __ ] the whole time i was just nodding like yes okay then you know she lives out here in l.a when i moved out here i started hanging out the house more yeah i can understand him clearly but it was but it was just i was around them so much i was like oh this sounds fine you have the accent you can speak back no i talk to them you know regularly oh okay but when they get to you know to hear that i was like but yeah we got to check on the uh on that was that the babble app to make sure that uh they got the beliefs they might have it i gotta look at i can't i can't figure out how to get back to the list oh you can i don't know you're stuck in that language i'm stuck in spanish yeah this is what i wish before keon answers i wish we had our own language not not not from africa i wish black americans me too uh yeah how to create languages like how they did on game of thrones i would love that created they created languages on um uh like black panther yeah yeah i wish they could create a black american yeah we had our own stuff right you don't remember our parents these days yeah come on [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] right yeah be super dope but spanish is like i took spanish in high school had a trash teacher and now i was like i'm going to french and then it was french club ever since and then when i went back to spanish in college that lady was on it and kicked my ass i was like i'm out [Laughter] with the full spanish game because high school is rookie yeah college right coach terrazas [Laughter] and then i tried to take spanish in college i was like let me slide out and then uh i don't know what i took for the language in in college i don't know how i avoided that german i was scared of i was like i don't know because german i was just like the sound of it just ain't too attractive aggressive yeah yeah it's very oh wow but the babble app is dope because you can learn the language they give you the quiz and they you know they don't be going easy on you no they know they'd be like yo man we're gonna hit you with this review they'd be giving reviews warm-ups wow yeah yeah i have to actually go back sometimes when they like to they you know if you get them right they'll just move your head but i'm like hey this is just memory i got to go back i'll go back and you can choose um like they'll they'll do the languages you know in order of how they want to teach you but if you like like i need a break you can go to like a different like we'll just do greetings today or we'll just do you know family members and i was like yeah cause y'all was going full cause they got them yeah but i panic every time and when i'm in when i'm in the fire what you know now what other language i know no i'm still spanish and when i'm in the app and speaking it back and figuring out the conversation i'm in it but in lifetime like my gardener came by and i get i paid him and i started off with the spanish he came back and i was like okay i froze and i knew what he was saying and i was just like i just don't want it i panicked and i just slept i was like man they returned the call you gotta do that every time you talk you can speak a little bit though right i feel i can tell you yes but then the moment when i'm talking to somebody when it's game time yeah doing this game i'm a great player hey if you say things i can pick up a lot of spamming quality numero telephone what's my phone number okay that was easy what time is it yeah ah see i fumbled him yeah that froze i took spanish one two and three me too okay and we'll see in high school i took one and two sorry i didn't go to three one i got like a c plus and then and two we cheated you know you see the thing is my teacher we weren't allowed to speak english in the classroom oh that's three that's usually spanish three they'd be like no i'm like in here you better learn how to say it in spanish that's dope yeah because you really you really love it yeah ours is just tests and then we had the answer book oh yeah you didn't learn i didn't learn a thing we just i just needed and we and everybody hated the teacher so i was already discouraged going in because like she was so she was mean and like nobody like her name was miss bishop but everybody called her mitch bishop like yeah that's the whole [Laughter] so you go in and then my boy one day he was like man we're not gonna pass this class so one day she stepped out for something he stole the book and she was like i don't know what happened to the book yeah he was a revolution all you need is that one revolutionary i'm doing it so he took the book and then he made copies and just passed it out to everybody wow and then so we had it and you know they don't change them books for years right so that got passed down to everybody's younger generation so people were in a race killing her class like killing her classes was charged how long was she going right how long did she step out see they didn't they didn't need to cheat all they needed he did we had her you know what i mean so she didn't have time to be like where's my book she ran out and he took it and we left did he replace the book hell no she just was like the book is gone but she can't change the lessons plan now so she just got a book from another teacher so we had everything that's a brazen heist yeah and she probably just figured i misplaced it or you know she got a billion things going on and all these classes coming in and out yeah it's like maybe the janitor grabbed it and we do was danny ocean man the thing is he was literally my guy daniel he was just doing it his name was daniel yeah [Laughter] and it was dope because he was actually super smart he just did it for everybody else he got like a that's 18 and that's he's hell he was a saint man he just was like you know what [ __ ] this and he just grabbed everybody like because we were teammates too he's like we're gonna we're gonna handle this what's he doing right now man all right dc doing something smart his brother was super smart his brother got like a 13. they both all they did like they were smart that's dope yeah avoid all that they need to get themselves a babble oh yeah and then you can set up 15-minute lesson plans if you want you can set the minutes i want to do 15 minutes a day and you can set that and then they'll remind you too no they you didn't do mine last night yeah bro come on you missed class yeah you can set it monday through friday too if you want you know they'll give you a break on the weekend then come monday they'll be like hey it's time for your lesson right why don't i i'll go go ahead it's uh and right now like when you when you purchase a three month babel subscription you'll get an additional three months for free that's six months for the price of just three so just go to babel.com and use promo code issues that's b a b b bbel.com code issues for an extra three months free uh babble man language for life man it's about it right now man it's worth it bro i'm gonna test especially the hospital i'm gonna pull the numbers when i like don't feel like doing a hard lesson that day i'd be like numbers [Laughter] numbers how high can you count spanish oh in spanish yeah so it's 30 years you know that's me no i'm not going to i just know i can go to venture i can go higher oh that's just 20. yeah when i go but then the once you go to the 30s and then uh no that's 14. that's 14 14. uh what is it it's bentham [Laughter] is [Laughter] because once you see it though then it's like yeah all right i'm back that's the thing with when i'm taking the spanish is like it comes i want to get all the visual cues i want to be able to be like with no time well i do i close my eyes and i do all the i hit the voice so i just listen and i sometimes i have to you could tell the phone is like nick because like if you they'll say it regular the first time and then when you hit it again they'll say a little slower by the time they're like on sale and i'm like look you're speaking too fast i got my eyes closed i'm trying to understand this like but i'll get it i need that i need the babylon vr so he's like sitting in a real life classroom with coaches in the club so i'm in the club right buying a drink you know a good way though would be to teach it would be like how you were saying how they do it at the at the job if but if you have someone in your ear that's like in mexico or something and you tell them what you want to say [Laughter] they have google glasses yeah you wear and as they talk it translates it really yeah that's cool like you could look up like stuff while you're walking around with the glasses it could have been on camera they were just setting it up over here okay yeah and uh yeah man how old was your son uh my first 20 and then you got 16 year old son 20 and 16 and then a four-year-old daughter oh oh when that i don't know i don't think i don't think i know it was four years like yeah it was ago yeah yeah she's four yeah i don't think i knew two boys one girl two boys one girl man same mom no all dude two no yeah [Laughter] no unfortunately man no i was in love three times mm-hmm not at the same time obviously 20 16 and four right and yeah man that's where i'm at with it with love comes the ross man it does it's just with your immortals yes did you do the kick out with the 20 year old or did you be like it's not necessarily kicked out but didn't kick him out man my son out of your luck see what you did that was that was nice that's that's that bad my son wanted to live a life with no rules so you know when he was living with me he said i'm gone because i gave him rules when he was 18 graduated high school you want to come in and out as he chose three four five homework i'm a man now a whole weekend i said chris no you can't do that man there's still rules in my house so if you're gonna stay out you need to let me know and you know he got to the point where he started being disrespectful in 1819. he called police yes he did that man snatched him up by the neck i told him i need to talk to you bro you've been gone two days you gonna answer the phone disrespect i got something i gotta do dad i said no you gonna come in the house grab him by the neck as i'm grabbing about a neck get your hands off me calls the police on speakerphone sure you giving us a nice version right now man you already excuse me my dad won't let me go he is trying to hurt me wow where's your address i'm like 14 f i gave him the address and i said tell him that you because he had went to jail for like a day or something i said tell him that i said y'all should have him in the system he just went to jail bro he i let him go he leave police come to my house ask me questions they want to come in i said no you can't come in man this is my child that's living with me that does not want to follow my rules i can discipline him the way i want to discipline him right right yeah man so i went looking for him he walked off he went to the school i lived across the street from gardena high school so he went into high school he went to the school i go in la he told me [ __ ] you went to the school psalm one of the security guards hey you little chris father i said yeah he's right here he said you was trying to hurt him yeah it was crazy man so and i was so surprised he ran to the school you didn't do good at school at all but that's the first place now you want to go feel safe yeah so now man he's he's out there homeless oh damn i got a homeless son i kind of went through the same thing but there's the kickout phase then there's the all right you ready to come learn right now come on back yeah yeah and sometimes they got to go through that that that phase when they're like nah i'm a man you're like where yeah just because you're 18. right you're still gonna miss three days and come back can i get some money yeah i'm gonna get you back no i'm older than this yeah but it's that it's always that process of losing come back because they have to realize it's real out here yeah yours didn't do that though right no it was uh because you know with serene and sincere sincere still like college yeah pretty much so he knows like you know i'm still in this under yeah my youngest is 19 oldest is 21. oh so 21 year old he uh you know he's always been focused on like you know since he didn't go to college he's like yeah i'm just trying to make money trying to get my money up you know every time he talks to me it's usually about yeah i'm trying to do this you know i'm working this hour it's like you know he always giving me the rundown of the financials [Laughter] i mean i don't even really be asking him like you know usually he'll call me because i don't i'm not a phone caller like that no i'll be texting he'll call or facetime me like yo dad you know i'm over here now working this yeah and he'd be like man man i got this check he said the third because the only time i really went off on him was when he was just getting all these parking tickets and like blowing it off and like yeah blowing off the court dates and then when i gave him money and then he spent it on something else that's the time i got real right yeah well i was just like hey man you gave him the floor parking tickets in your car no no no no no he had his own car but he was just you know taking life then he bailed him out and he [ __ ] all the money man he got his license revoked all this other it's like yo we'll help you out and so i helped him out gave him the money and then he spent it on something i was hot i know you so ever since then you know he's been like you know he's been on the ball like you know because i had to take him to court you know pay for pay for all themselves so that was the only that was the rebellious session for him where it felt like what you were doing right it was just like this stuff is easy like you know what i mean so it was never like um him acting out or like you know being unruly it was just like take care of your financial responsibilities especially over some dumb stuff like this well we all get tickets right i forgot it was a cleanup day right but you got to stay on top of that right next thing you know them late fees pile up and so but as far as like you know when we move i want them to live with me yeah like you know even even though he's 21 he can technically move out on the zone but i'm like no you can stay you know as long as you want he's what is this show live my son i got two messages from my son we just talked about him that's crazy it's great it's a big difference from the way we were raised to how it is now because i was on when you turn 17 and a half you got to get out yeah there's no no that's how i was raised that's why my first son when he turned 18 it's like all right what you going to do and then after a while i was like wait why did i do that it's not like bursting in that right it's just that we were the only culture that just be like get out right yeah do the asian community mexican they all you stay until you have it together right and then you go and then the family you build you know you say everybody's saving money because you know everybody's working in the house and we were the only ones that would be like get out get out and my mom and dad were always like either as long as you're working and going to school yep you can stay right yeah i only left because i was getting into it with my dad and it was the same hey bro you running in and out and i'm like but i'm grown and then i think i think what it was was his delivery i didn't like mm-hmm to where he was like he was like you know trying to tell me what you know like when i am talking to a man right and i was just like bro and he was like man look don't call me bro and i'm working like you ain't paying for nothing i'm a matter of fact i'm paying the family's car insurance because he gave me certain bills to pay in the house cause i wasn't paying rent you felt it like and i'm like bro like i'm doing what i'm supposed to do i'm doing what you asked for me to do why you care what i'm doing at night you know whatever whatever and then we just kept going back and forth and i was like i'm out i'm just going to sleep y'all lucky y'all got boys with girls i always got to be soft to a certain point i just can't kick him out i mean one time i kicked avi out the car it was a little late at night oh the car yeah i was like you got to go she's running around you it was night time so i drove a little bit and she gonna do the most stayed outside like i ain't coming back in okay yeah and so it's like that they they they abused like i've nay the other day bro she did she called me right we're talking we're talking on facetime she's like oh dad look at my hair look at my hair look at my hair oh it looks good looks good her mom calls me her mom says uh did ivane tell you she was going to miami and i was like nah and i was like she didn't tell me she was like she's a little upset because her flight got canceled and i was like i don't give a [ __ ] about a flight right now if i didn't know she was going right and i care about this and i called her and i was like why you didn't tell me you was going to miami she was like you know i just slipped my mind i said you showed me the hairstyle that you were going to be rocking it didn't make them sense to me and she was just like dad you know and i was mad at her for like a day you're gonna have to soften back up with all right what i'm gonna do yeah i'm sorry about your flight that i didn't know about got canceled i think that's a sign of good parents though on the softener right because you know it to me it never feels good to really go in on your kids no no no like you you you can stand your ground and make your presence fail but then later you'll be like man yeah and like you know because i you know i'm soft with my kids like you know i'll be stern but like those are my guys so it's right i never wanted to be like you know my dad never talked to me for 10 years right now right fathom that you know i mean so and it's funny with dc because it's like she's a she's a young lady so it's like you can get out the car mm-hmm but then you got to follow her now i got protected right you got to stretch [Laughter] man i was out and then this is this one i noticed it was his delivery because then um i moved out and then i went to montana but when i came back for summer i stayed with him him my mom had split by this time uh-huh so i stayed with him during the summer it was the same thing and i'm like bro and this time he came a little different and he was just like look man it's not about i'm not trying to tell you what to do he was always asking me questions where are you going i'm like bro yeah right so he was like it's not about me controlling you i just if something happens i need to know where you're at you know whatever but he just he was just always on me and i was like i remember i was like man i can't wait until because then he would try to do the uh you know i didn't take care of you you know you got that speech yeah so i was like oh when i get on when i get rich i'm gonna pay you out every i i was like i want you to tally up everything you ever spent with me i'm gonna catch you and i wanna hear [ __ ] from you like this and i was like i'm gonna tally it up i didn't because [Laughter] so i was like i'm italian i'm gonna pay you out and i don't hear nothing else you're like and he laughed he's like it's not a man it's not about that like it's not about and then i noticed so i went to go stay with my mom for the rest of the summer she hit me with the same thing but she was just like hey just let me know if you're coming home late just text me i'm coming home late just so i know she the way she came out was just like it was concerned you know just so i know where you're at i don't care what time you come in but he was coming like i need to know what you're doing and i'm like bro and i think it was just two male you know what i mean i'm 19. yeah you know i had bulked up because that was small my whole life yes male 1 so i didn't put on 20 pounds and i'm looking at them like bruh this ain't the same i think that's just like natural though like girls are gonna clash with their mom when they get to a certain point dudes clash with their dad i can't stay in my dad for like when i go home i stay there but about three days i'm done you just get to nagging over little stuff too don't use that towel for this and you'd be like bro i haven't had since i think cause i moved out so early and then just different things that happened now it's no he like he'd be quick to be like y'all y'all got kids y'all man y'all even before the kids he was like he's grown man when we started hanging out i think things changed when i was like 25 we started like i remember i went out for my birthday i invited my boys and my dad and i like coming to the club with us mm-hmm man i tried he was like just come on man so we started hanging out around that age where we would just have him over and then it's like his first drinks with was us like he don't drink he drinks now because of us my mom had no tattoo she has tattoos now she drinks now like oh me and my brother y'all are terrible destroyed did you hear the kids bringing the parents down they well i think what it was too they had us so young 18 19. and now that we're hanging out with them they're like all right kids what are we doing and we like all right let's let's have a shake you appreciate your dad now like i've always have i have so many jokes about it i always have like uh he was just it was just annoying you know when you're a kid right and then the every the older i get like literally every year i understand him more and more yeah it's funny so at that age no but my thing is homeless though chris that's deep yeah he he rather he's like a car that doesn't run like doing silly stuff but it's a choice making choices he's been like craig said he's going to come at him and be like all right dad i said chris why don't you come back home and you know i ain't no rules where i'm at you'll be like you're in a suburban what was what was your mindset for the rules my mindset for the rules was chris just let me know let's was it about just just to know where he was at or just it was true it was no it was about life it's rules that it's letting him know his rules everywhere you go yeah you own a home it's still rude you still got to pay the price we can take this away from you yeah chris you in the apartment you think you're going to play your music at 2 30 in the morning right right so i'm i'm i'm i'm setting you up for real life because i'm not raising a kid i'm raising a man right so i give you rules so when i when i say hey be be home before two it's not that i'm trying to control you because everything in life has a time on it right tony chris sneed we're doing a podcast 10 45 right got to be 10 all right 10 45 no matter what you're doing it's a time right so that's all was that explained to him i expect yeah it was explained to him no i know it's funny though i can get out of this it's really hard you are that i mean we've all been there when you're that age and you're just looking at this dude like bruh no more right like my whole life you've been dictating what no more i had to depend on my dad because i had kids that's funny but each each kid is different though too because you may have that with this kid but then the next kid it's just way easier not easier but different like my older son he was just trying i tell him something he'd do his own thing my younger son he's seen all that and now he just takes accountability for everything and i'm like oh are you going now what you're going to do he'll be like oh i'm going to hang out with some girls you know touch on some titties and i'll be like oh damn i didn't need to know that but yeah and he's like yeah it's cool ain't no problem what else you need me to take out trash no problem yeah my mind you he's playing some hell of a basketball right now i'm telling you he looks like yeah who were they playing he looked like a chick he played sarah they played blair they played the last clip i was like are these what that was burroughs yeah oh that was uh two d1 players uh he fouled one out then another had to guard him one going to stanford the other one's just a junior with like 18 offers 6 10. everybody was talking trash like yeah what they're so small and then he played against the 610 and uh he went for like 30 oh so so this is the next game yeah that like i probably would have been on the other well let me see everybody does that he's averaging like 25 right everybody does that like even when it comes to the big names right right you'll see a guy that's going to do they don't care until he's playing the other guy that's going to carolina everybody does that be like all right i need to see what you do against real yeah you know comp so he said real hoopers do it but there's a lot of [ __ ] in his comments couch potato basketball right and so he he that's come on see if my son was doing that i probably wouldn't put a time [Music] home every time he needs money like oh you need to get a job he's like i can't basketball ncaa he just holds up the paper like that let me talk about this ain't got nothing to do with nothing but wine you drink wine yeah i'm not a wine connoisseur like i am with fruit but i do i do partake and i will you've seen me like dc right [Music] big red wine fan do you do it still on tour with marlon sometimes occasionally when i don't want to be hardcore yeah some vodka or something i'm going to get some wine yeah just to ease my mind you do wine chris i do wine yes yeah i got a couple bottles at the house now 7-eleven josh oh who certainly loves 7-eleven the little boxes oh the yeah i know the cardboard they're in a refrigerator yeah right next to the milk yeah like a box yeah they do right your legs be crossed when you're drinking uh yeah i do have my legs crossed and i'm sitting on my sectional couch i'm real grown craig you be dabbling man i i you know i'm a hard liquor type of dude but you know sometimes i i take it down a notch a little harm being some wine you know my my sundays when i self-care sunday yeah yeah i'll be in the tub man [Laughter] there's no bubbles no bubbles just wrong yeah that's when you start looking like soup yeah you ain't got no bubbles in there just use i don't want to see the water turn dirty act like i ain't dirty when i'm in here scarface yeah tony montana yeah yeah r b and juan you can't do wine and trap i could but that's you know that's after the tub during the tub it's almost you know r b is close to trap music now they sing in trap music [Music] my wine and my uh rhythm and trap oh yeah rhythm and truth that's the thing right there i uh i was asking about wine because you know uh bright sellers they sent me some wine a word yeah and i uh you know you do little quiz that they ask you for and so they send me a box man i got the i got the little cards they give you the little cards and the wines you got here okay you can sit there at the table like it's a uno game so you really get the you really know what you're drinking yeah so now you and you can see like you know this one this uh aqua forte the epitome of old world pinot noir and then they give you all the scoop 12.5 percent alcohol light bodied red served 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where we stand close apartment so this probably like 11 12 wait 11th grade 10th 11th grade like each grade it was going up yeah and then i remember once i once i graduated you know curfew was gone no curfew you know what i'm saying but it was still like so once once my curfew was gone oh the sky was the limit for me yeah yeah and no cell phones mind you so she don't know where [Music] but it was never like an issue like get off my back it was just like man probably the approach she heard you out yeah it wasn't like you know and then his mom's different yeah and you weren't drinking and i was drinking oh you weren't yeah yeah only occasion we went like heavy but sometimes we hit a party right we go to college party they got jungle [Music] juice [Music] yeah but like uh i think the mom doesn't make a difference the mom's mom my mom came with me i said nothing yeah i had nothing i understand and then once i went to college it was just you on your own you stayed on campus i did initially yeah alumni it was like the hood of the campus housing yeah cause alumni you can anybody from off the street could just go an alumni ah so you didn't have to buzz in and that's what it was like you done a lot of partying there yeah we we was partying we were partying in the college that's the colleges yeah and they said new mexico's just a party town anyway we was having a good time man i had a great day i'm so glad i went to college even though i hadn't graduated even though i didn't like where i was at i had a girlfriend ain't got no degree so you did about a year two hours i did about 10 years you offered because i really wanted to act the whole time i was just bullshitting doing other majors i should have just did theater yep and so it was just like i was doing psychology and then it was uh secondary education science and then i changes the social studies like man but then i was like man and once i started doing theater mm-hmm i could have been doing it i dropped out yeah yeah i should have been on this you know why you didn't do it because that wasn't how we were raised like that's not a real thing right it's not dependable it's not like our kids are all growing up like this is keelan thinks this [ __ ] is normal yeah you know so like he doesn't he has no concept of you get a job you go to you know you go to school you go to college you get a job right he's like i'm going to get a tv show he doesn't know that you're supposed to get a job and we were all raised or like college some office job or whatever and then broke that's it see the way i was raised was uh it wasn't necessarily college it's like all right so what you gonna do after this because you're gonna be gone so military yeah uh that's what makes me want to push college like for my son i'm like oh go get you a little couple years to run around and do dumb [ __ ] this is going to be here right yeah it's going to be always dropping i think college is a great decision no matter what whether you finish or not just the experience that's why i'm so happy for this i'm about to say the money yeah i don't like what you end up owing yeah i don't like that that's garbage but the experience of it is though not a trade huh a trade oh you know what i'm not privy to the trade life so that that could be a good thing too oh i told my son if you if you uh i knew he wasn't going to college based on the grades right you kind of know yeah right right right right yeah but they have traits right yeah so if you want be that's important too i would i would recommend you know trades in like a college area or college town just so you still still get that that's i think that's what we're talking about is like the experience of college right away was that you learn about yourself you learn about you know being broke and friendships and not like i'm still cool with a lot of my friends cuz you didn't went through some [ __ ] right i went through yeah things with them not to mention what i regret is i didn't join a fraternity because i hear those bond those bonds are just unlimited forever yeah forever so i definitely am down with the trade but i'm like go somewhere where you can hang out with all the people right because like yeah they go to class together but i think school is done yeah it's just we hanging out so like you still that's the thing it's your last it's your last years of being a kid adult yeah yeah you go to trade school you you adult adult right i'm a barber right you become a free adult right nothing costs you money and you're an adult you get to make adult decisions in other people's rights college is that transition right like i'm a kid and i'm coming and i'm just trying to figure it out right so i definitely like i want my kids to go even if they like that i want to do this right with craig like we'll go for a year yeah check it out ucla whatever you can see just do that and then i push after that i'm like well then before 30 you got to uh go join the firefighters you got to pass that test at least so at least you have two weeks of work and two weeks to yourself right yeah none of y'all boys want to rap i know oh my god my oldest son quit basketball to rap oh yeah both of them both of them were wrapped two yeah i feel like as black fathers all of our kids eventually going to go through that rap phase yeah basketball scholarship and passed on it he showed up two weeks after school started he was like dad i'm not doing school i'm a rap oh he had a scholarship in him mm-hmm same man did you tell him like you could rap and go to school no he was like all in all and i was like cool that i need a couple songs is that when the year my son thing happened a little bit because he was hanging out smoking recording in the garage so it wasn't recording sessions it was just a gang of [ __ ] that i didn't know in my garage and i was like oh no no this is an artist from la that man if you don't get him out by right now and that's the transition that i might have to get used to and lay the the rules down when i bring the boys back in mm-hmm yeah yeah especially you now yeah yeah you can't i can't be having these people so yeah you can't just be would you let would you let a uh if if he had a girlfriend would you let his girl spend the night well he's 21 now so it's like okay you know this won't be too loud see i didn't do that yeah no my son that was another you know 1819 he wanted his little girl to spend the night and i wasn't raised that way it ain't nobody smashing in the house but me yeah exactly i'm not really on that kick i know i wasn't just don't be loud and disrespectful but just like you because i know that don't you won't be there or like we gotta i guess that's the thing it's like you close the door i'm like bro you definitely yeah and i guess i'm not trying to even though you know what's happening right i'm not trying to encourage you know i mean like you if you could you man if you come back 20 you know dad i got a baby you know i'm like i played a part in this [ __ ] i always say that's gonna happen you have to respect yourself and the woman so you got to be at least able to get a hotel room or something for y'all to go do that not on on my bill like i don't need to hear you smashing your girl and then see her out making a sandwich for you i'm like we're not talking like she [Laughter] right regardless but the baby pumps i could respect because you baby pumping and i don't know what's happening yeah but if you think you're going to be getting it in like so you're saying smash when you're not home or i'm i know what's going to happen yes that that's so it's like because uh with serene with his ex-girlfriend like they were talking about moving moving in together and they actually lived with me and i was just like both of you yeah no because it was like for one they're young first of all y'all y'all not gonna be living with me and then you know it was a lot of drama attached to her so like hello you know so that has just been a disaster all the way around so and then just i just don't want hella dudes at the house and then you know what i'm saying like man but i have no problem shutting them down yeah man [Laughter] yeah and that's why like i kind of want to move into a spot where you know there's a garage there's this modified or like a guest studio that way he has his own space like his own little little person yeah if he had like a studio in the backyard or whatever that's yeah like you know if they back there i never go in there right even then you still won't want a bunch of them you know sabrina's in there i don't want random yeah it's making her uncomfortable right you know what i mean so it is a serious group of friends it's like a different group rise like you know that's biased though bro [Laughter] it's fair serene's crude they're making music they smoke it you know so it's like i'm just going from serene's point of view he gonna be like so they can kick it on the computers but i can't yeah i he was he was smoking and i was just like don't just don't do it too much it became to where it was like all the time you know what i mean like i don't ever want him to be like oh i gotta go do this let me smoke first right oh i gotta do this let me smoke first right i gotta do this let me i don't want that right right but you know i would have let you down tony [Laughter] oh we get nothing you know you wanted to be like smokey hey we got this smoke first just like that on occasion so last time i checked in with him he had eased back tremendously and you know some of the the jobs he was doing they they drug test you and stuff like that yeah um but i don't know if he you know reverted back yeah once you get the gig right yes they got so many ways around it though oh yeah but they always got somebody that's telling you there's so many ways around it like man you get somebody to pee in the jar for you get that [ __ ] always yeah [Laughter] 12 year [Laughter] that was back when you know they was trusting people to go in there without a bag you can buy that though yeah yeah stuff it up on them because they can't check you yeah when you go in you know all right let me ask you all this because going back to how you say you and your son got into it over the girl thing and so what about okay like you said no overnights no she can't spend the night okay so i was about to say for you i guess when does it become like let's say she over there every day like she damn near the move oh that's what i'm saying yeah the sneak because like my brother got into it like that and we were just roommates yeah we're like one of us would have a girl over too many times like [ __ ] she paid rent yeah she live here you know i mean so it's like yeah you know what see my son wasn't working so i knew when i was at work checking in these patients him hit the girl dad can she come over for a little bit and that little bit is the whole eight hours all right work right so i don't know man and you not working and she's not working i just got a problem with somebody laying there you can't be bombed see i'm not with it i can't take money from them because then they feel like they have the right to do anything i'm like nah i don't need nothing to build nothing maybe i haven't seen that i say it's enough it's enough if they give you the money they done sneakily moved in anyway you're right a random [ __ ] in my house [Laughter] but the weird part of me is i was able to because we had like we had kids so my dad knew we was smashing yeah you know what i mean so it was a weird situation she never lived never lived with me thank god but whatever the case was but she was free to be over there all the time yeah if we had the babies would you especially yeah i think i smashed a couple of times and you know what i mean but but honestly he probably was like you know well hell y'all got a family you might as well be at this point exactly at that point yeah that point is different it is what it is yeah but i get like not having a whole nother person in my house like that right especially i'm just not i'm not he's not with it like we get to they grown they 21 like can she start staying over [ __ ] no she don't live here yeah like no yeah now even if he has his own space we got the little studio if he got that if he got a guest house all right you're not living in the house and i don't care who he bringing over there that's his business but that can be drama you know these kids getting into it come outside yo can we stay with mom you know i ain't gonna be like yo yo girl too much right but that that's what it was that comes with it it was part of it it was more to it but it was still that was the glaring fact right all that y'all be nah right over here right i would feel like i was kind of taking over someone's responsibility to raise their child to be like yeah yeah yeah make sure you get right too now you're giving her advice on all this i'm not trying to raise another i'm trying to get this one out i'm not trying to take you in right so i think that but that's why i had little chris man because his my one she two years younger than me so her mom i moved in i got into my mama drove to san bernardino and started living with little chris mom so i'm 18. right and then and then she got pregnant she was 17 i was 19. and i was the mom like we sleeping in the living room on the floor sneak smashing you know you better sleep facing my girls my baby mama mama didn't care she had seven kids by seven see by seven different men and i'm not looking at you you see it later my mom is telling me this i'm like you don't know what you're talking about get out of my house i'm i can go live in san bernardino right and boom pregnant yeah that's the stuff it sneaks we see later my mom and dad the the little girlfriend i had my senior high school and a little bit before uh in college like that girl my mom and dad was not feeling me going to her house they was like and i mean my dad being like nah bruh and i'm like what's the problem like he's like nah man you're not going down you you not staying tonight you know she would let you do whatever and in my mind i'm like [Laughter] and then he was like uh he was like and once he got like irritated my dad would get real raw like once he was just he's like to be honest [ __ ] she'll [ __ ] you you know nah man and the older i got i was like she would have mm-hmm because the stuff she used to say to me i'm like i don't think you're supposed to be saying yeah and then i was like oh [ __ ] he was right and like my mom was like absolutely nothing i was i was with you like yeah i don't know what you're talking about but you can't see it yeah no you can't see it then you're like that's the beauty of people man they'd be coming through in the clutch but in the moment you'd be like man huh right yeah and then another thing i worry about too moving the boys in the food bill oh man food bill's about to explode you know what i'm saying so it's just like yeah yeah and you got big boys my big boys man i got two little giants i got to go to costco twice a week yeah see i had forgot how big your oldest one was so i pulled him to the house i was like who the hell is that man ass a little bit of weight so now everything he do ass cracked just popped out that's how i know he's been back a little longer come on put your ass cracked up that's funny man sick [Laughter] but that that's that's the reality like you know it's sincere he don't eat cereal pretty much he don't really eat that much he's skinny man yeah yeah my youngest one but you see you see him up here he'd be passing out mid-meal he always orders the food but he barely finishes but like i was shooting with it here it did we came back and i was waiting on the footage from the all-stars so he just i just look up and i'm like is he a camera like he always you sleep and then i looked over he had the burrito still like half eating he quit i told him i told keon i ain't never been that tired and so you know but serene can eat they be but they be eating at the game nights yeah they're gonna be yeah yeah like junk though like cookie like if you really look at what's to see is eating yeah serrated eats though yeah more than she would be like cookies eating like a kid yeah yeah you know yeah but uh i gotta think about that food bill yes i'm just like ah the food bill i don't think y'all gonna get into it though it might be like a yo dad you know nah i don't see i don't see everybody always get into it until they watch this it's gonna be some ghosts i mean showers and i swear it's like 15-20 minutes yeah i'm saying i'm saying i don't think they're gonna get into a point where it's like well they're not moving out like i think it'll be it's gonna be some stuff before we get to that i think it's gonna be some hey relieved i know he wants to leave eventually right yeah because he was loving college right when he went to college he was like covered messed up his whole operation he was like man i'm out here man come on i was like man i was happy for him like yeah man pockets was hurting well i was like dirty covey yeah yeah the whole operation yeah he was loving it up there man you know so so i already know he he he's looking forward to going back right spot is he going back i think if they open up i'm sure he would want to that's good man yeah so college man yeah my daughter's in one day was like they went to they was like we just gonna go to homeschool in atlanta they could have stayed in california and did they expel me yeah from here they was like they can't come back they already had their own yeah they were like nope we gonna do home school in atlanta i feel that atlanta they work i get it hell no trying to work out and stuff get in the gym cause i told her i was like hey i know [Laughter] your sister's been your sister's been working out a lot huh because avi don't work out a lot which one's the youngest one nae's the youngest and audrey's oldest and i was like your sister b she'd be at that gym way too much she was just like yeah i know what you're trying to say like come on i said do not lose control of yourself right so your self-esteem you're not saying that you know there's nothing wrong with it i was like keep your self-esteem and you know try to be there and it's just enjoy while you're young right yeah because once you get once is what's his own it's gonna be a struggle i like the fact that you were talking down the sister that was going to the gym [Laughter] what she always is yeah she did why don't you get some of her gym time yeah go quick tell him why you're young i'll be i don't know how to say it to my cousin okay i'll be watching her every day i can go to the fridge yeah like last night she made some i was like so this is this is your dinner all right okay all right let people know sometimes i'm like you don't you still you you you already had the baby and it's it's you got a window it's going to close and it's going to get that much harder so if you just stay on top of it now it's a lot easier and i'll just be watching like all right she be eating the hello fresh joints yes actually she does she got it she got it so she's out of delivery today actually worry mm-hmm and i made my last one last night so you got to re-up yeah i had a i had a chicken it had like the bread crumbs on top of it with the uh couscous i don't think i've ever had couscous before i think that was [Music] yeah so hello fresh they they deliver it comes on it depends on what you order so you if it was you you'd probably order the one person or two persons yeah for the win like we order the family they give you three meals i believe can you choose more than that you can choose more than okay then three everybody i know gets three a week because you usually eat you know three times a day uh off it no i'm just saying like if you if you're getting like a two person issues you and the wife or whatever y'all eat that and you make some off and then you do that so they send you however many you want a week and it comes already like let's say you're making spaghetti it comes with the noodles the meat the garlic the it comes already and portioned out for you so you don't have to do no measuring no none of that stuff it's just hard and then you just do follow the steps is it is that expensive no no what because i can't stand cooking so hello you just grab the bag and your ingredients are there there's literally no measuring or cutting or i mean sometimes like i still got carrots last night i still got to put it all in the pot put it together yeah yeah but but it comes it comes with this sheet and gives you a step by step you do the bare minimum with it and it tells you how much the prep time is and how much the cook time is so you already know planned out and then once you start doing them enough too you're actually time goes down mm-hmm because you're like i did this one with the letters you get faster with it so you start getting faster so now my meals don't take as long because i don't have to keep looking like what am i supposed to do next cause i didn't do it i do it so much and you just knock it out and it's done you can order either family or vegetarian or it's an app for that or mm-hmm oh yeah no it's not no i think go to the website you go to where you go to our website yeah they say cheaper than shopping grocery stores 72 cheaper than the restaurant meal absolutely without sacrifice and the quality right that's the thing too these meals ain't like because you know what we do everybody ends up making their go-to's i know how to do this we're going to have this once a week we have this on monday and then we have this one that's how everybody grows uh that's how what this does is it gives you things you i i would never make couscous right it's never going to happen and then i'm like oh we're making it and i know how to make it so now and they so you have all these different stuff you're not going to make normally and then you get a writer variety and then they have you know they have things on the website that are like hall of fame that's what or people order the most oh you get to try that so like you don't know what to pick the most popular this one everybody like seems to like that you know blah blah and it's just different just different stuff what's really good is we get a special discount code right absolutely absolutely if you go to hellofresh.com issues 12 and use the code issues 12 for 12 free meals including free shipping that's hellofresh.com issues12 and use the code issues12 for 12 free meals because i don't cook just use these you don't have the time i don't so perfect for you you grab the bag and literally pour it out and then do what you got to do but be careful because sometimes they put the meat underneath oh yeah so you get a bag and they'll have the meat under the ice keep it cold so a lot of times people throw out the box it was like where's massage all the meat was in there and it was in there so make sure you take the whole box out yeah and then get that yeah and i i had my last one um last night it was good with the couscous mm-hmm because we i've tried different i've tried all the different ones like first time we got family because you know we got a family but it was like a lot of like pastas and stuff like that the next time i got a calorie counter or whatever and it was like like leaner meals and i think this time we got i forgot what it was that's what i ordered for the next one calorie smart yeah yeah yeah yeah wait how do the kids take to them do they eat them too yeah oh it depends like something this one had like three spicy meals okay so i was like well right you know and then we made the meatballs and i knew it was my fault because i've cooked enough in my life now where i know flavors and stuff right and i when i made the meatballs i was like this is going to be too much ginger for babies yeah i know then keelan was like i don't like this that's fine i knew it i knew it when i gave you a face i was too much ginger and they eat everything right and so that's the thing too you can with the meals you can put what you want like they say salt and pepper for taste it's up to you right if you want to you know whatever you want to do oh man i'm so but they'd be eating it the boy's eating it unless it's spicy then they but what i do like sometimes is like a lot of the spices it's like a sauce you make so i'll make sauce and put a little aside for them and then me and cotty's i'll put the spice and all that in okay i'm with the kids on the spice uh-huh i'm gonna be liking this one is the spicier the better they're like dc you got a question no i don't no no i didn't think i i'm still scarred from uh my last question but i'll be back on top was the bear questioning your question no the other question uh i was gonna have your uh yeah we're done with that i was gonna have your page your patrons in there they right here uh oh do they get questions for oh it us like that the whole time wasn't it no it wasn't did it just happen i think it just happened i was looking at them if they still in here we can have them uh wait let me see go ahead dc you got like two minutes go ahead cook up something we have something lost his confidence yeah i'm uh i'm being like yeah i got a question right here we didn't cook this confidence show y'all cooking me up last time i had a question sneeze hey bro they tore me up what [Laughter] twist gotcha i'm gonna save when you get back in okay we'll see if they got a question man well we should hope so we should have some of the chat right somebody had a good one that was uh pretty funny like if uh if you could have sex with a was it a mermaid what would you choose if the top hash was fish bottom half lady or would you choose top half lady bottom half fish which one we smash the mermaid yeah but there's two types of mermaids so we got to pick which one we yes top half fish bottom half lady or top half lady bottom half fish that top hat was gonna be ugly that talk about gonna be hideous yeah the skin yeah but on the smash tip you're not putting it in nothing right so it's like it's gonna be scaly on the pumps if it's the bottom half the scaly pumps yeah every time you you know it's going to chafe but you got a pretty face you're looking at yeah you know i just do i got a smash i'm just going to talk to you no you smashing one which one you smell we got to find out let me find out which one said that but you smashing one which one you smashing uh i'm i'm taking the i need my top half to look good i'll probably go with the top yeah i'm going to talk about that yeah because i got to look at the top nice nice smashing but it's still good because you you're going to deal with the top and by the top they mean they look like a fish they scaly but the bottom half definitely smells like fish right that's that is i'm going to top fish because i'm smashing i want to smash like you that's like serena wheels but the top is yeah give me that fish top fish give me that fish you can look like a fish at the top because i'm smashing i got a yeah i'm smashing a gang of ass right now i mean how many how many ugly women you didn't smash in your life exactly but so was wrong with a fish that fish top man do do they look like fish in the face it's a fish that's it a little thing like this and everything fish face or fish bottom human bottom or human top fish bottom i can't smash a fish i can't smile no no titties nothing okay they back i'm smashing fish bottom yeah i'm giving me the fish bottom i can't do fish face fish face i'ma go fish face i ain't really looking i mean i i can't do the scent so the whole whole thing gonna smell hurt yeah everybody definitely gonna smell them you bend them over see well here's the thing that's what i was thinking first what what does it look like down there if it's a fish it has the the little tail with the little hole that'd be spitting out the uh caviar i gotta go with the fish top again [Laughter] [Music] think about that the ladies have a question for greg okay what's happening like do you have a twin no i have a little brother he's close enough i got twin brothers yeah you have twin brothers yeah twin brother got little twin brothers justin and jamelle jb22 on instagram follow it give us more questions too yo uh another question from oh wait hold on okay i like this question it's simple granddaddy reacts asks what place you've traveled to gave off weird energy weird energy plays me just like i don't like bakersfield oh we could do it i i automatically went no international i was always i was already just in another country i didn't know i got a lot of those i don't like el paso either argentina didn't do it for me really yeah it didn't do it for me argentina what was wrong with argentina i got called a [ __ ] there but i don't think they meant to be offensive but it came you know hip-hop was banging and i walked in there's only three black people that walked in and they were like oh [ __ ] and i was like no don't call me all right that's weird yeah [Laughter] then i got my little history lesson too because isn't that where hitler ran off to uh i don't know did he that's where he ran off too and shot himself like a little hog tell me if this is true about argentina which is something i heard they have some of the best beef in the world yes okay yes and they have uh long summers like around winter time they had like 16 hour days that was pretty good was it hot though was it it was like 80 degrees how does it feel really night nah the sun is out for 16 hours other than the [ __ ] thing [Laughter] for a good [Music] they were looking at me wrong when i got offended the people i was with they're like oh come on you can't not like nah chris you got a weird you know what the first time i went to san francisco man i went to a little club in san francisco my first time it was weird in there man where club did you go where were you where were you at i don't remember exactly where i was at what was the music it was not all black it was i'd say about 30 black okay and it was just a weird fight i felt like everybody was they're done again you stumbled into the wrong one it was a lot of games the people looking at me it was just weird but that was my first time did you know it was a great club when you walked i did not know that happened to me in the city once we walked in i was like i'm not supposed to be here like i saw the energy now i ain't gonna lie for that five minutes i felt beautiful they dudes make me feel right right i think you say i'm not saying you feel right man they give you a boost of confidence sports bar in seattle to watch the game they was on me man they was on youtube i was out here i had to stop hanging out with somebody that uh they took offense to a compliment and i was like man he's not necessarily hitting on just cause his game is like i like your head the dude's like nah man yes i like it right yeah he's like that dick let me see it's not like your hat bro come on man it'll be like in my head i'll be tripping you got a weird place maybe somewhere in oregon somewhere i think driving through or you know you'd be hitting them back rows and little outskirts where you just just feel like oh this is racist yeah yeah i could be totally off i could have been totally off but it did feel just weird don't stop at that guy right keep going yeah vegas feels trash it was somewhere where they went i think it's a little somewhere where you can't pump your gas no that's a rule bro that's the whole state it's not you know what you get [Laughter] it was good [Laughter] yeah because we just grew up yeah everything yourself and then full service yeah they did check them out it's an extra dollar too in california that's right gatsby 230 you want full service 459. yeah get that full check get that food it's a huge city but it just don't handle character at all every person i know who's been out pastor says it's weird as hell it's just go to that one club el paso was weird texas never claims it it's a huge city you know a prideful texas right yes every city is represented right now small towns but ain't nobody riding for el paso it's a huge city don't they have that song uh deep in the heart of texas isn't that the el paso no no that's uh i've seen it on stars at night big and bright [Laughter] [Music] all these store brand salsas none of them taste like real salsa none like none of them taste like authentic sauce made in el paso that might be made in detroit right detroit flint michigan what they got over there so everybody on your thug spit too how much oh how much do you charge your adult children for rent if they're staying with you and you want to charge rent how much do you charge them i would just have them pay like a certain utility okay like i'd be like take care of the electric the gas whatever like uh i would do it like that oh yeah yeah probably a utility i'll be supposed to come moving with me after she finishes school i told her like 300 four i don't need it but i was like give me three three little something to keep go go find you gotta go get you three hundred dollars yeah i mean no no loan or nothing but get you a job three hundred dollars and pay that but that's good yeah i would charge myself yeah when he turned 18 i didn't charge him anything but the minnie tourney town just put his phone in his name get you let's get your social security in use yeah your social security number and you build up your credit so but yeah i think about 250. see i still pay my phone bills and i'll be feeling abused i still pay birthday boy bills oh yeah yeah yeah uh i went i'm not charging anything i want him to save all his money to get out as best he can and also i don't want him to feel like he has any rights in my home right now he's still in my house right now like man no i paid the cable i give you twenty dollars i don't need you to feel no ownership here that's funny just to keep everybody humble you know cause you got no say no hey cause i right with every money he gets we go over robin hood we're looking at what stocks he could put his money in we're looking at forex we're trying to figure out how he can start building his money right yeah i don't need to take it and be like i'm gonna hold it till he leave i'm like nah we're gonna teach you what to do with your money and you ain't got no rights here because it could be over at any moment i say right i'm with uh chris because i don't want you i paid family bills and i i felt a way about it you felt like you had rights and that not only that but i found out i thought i was just paying because my dad was like uh when we added you to our insurance because you're a driver now you know when boys get added to the insurance it shoots up yep and so he was like this is how much you pay i was paying the families i thought i was just paying my portion i was paying the families but that was that was my rent i guess but i'm with chris on the phone pay your own phone bill because i feel like one that's something that you actually give a [ __ ] about all right you care about that phone you gonna figure it out and i'm with craig where you don't pay nothing in this house so you have no say so over the house but the phone is going to teach you responsibility and you actually care about that so keep it on because if it go up it don't hurt me yeah it won't hurt you know if it go up that's on you there go that soft daughter dad [ __ ] that i deal with and the thing about me like if you if you're covering the phone bill just give me the money for the phone bill cause i don't trust people to pay the actual bills oh yeah i'm not gonna have all our phones that's right it's on family plans right so i'll just be like now just give me the money every month well yeah with this because you know they'd be filming i'd be fumbling the ball you know what i i refuse to put my bill pay to automatically i will not do an article i just did that a couple months ago i do one like that it worked i love it i have no choice but i'm still in the mindset of i don't want them to take it out already even though i don't have to worry about that no more and still see i got spectrum mobile mm-hmm i'm probably the only [ __ ] [Laughter] and the only way you can have special mobile is if you have your card on file for automatic payments oh and if i take it off i had to put another card it just who's that bruce i know through the spectrum but they they they they share verizon okay yeah i didn't know they had their own they do okay um once you hit 30 gigabytes of data your phone runs extremely slowly they play you yeah you can't post nothing you can't social media att be doing that little data limit to me too yeah well how many gigs before i start running extremely slow i gotta check i forget yeah because they always give me the warning every month like you 75 there i'm just like i thought it was once unlimited though that certain mark though it goes down yeah it depended on because you know i'll be i'll be walking in the community posting yeah you know so it'd be like hey you 75 i'm just like hey it's only 15. go back get on that wi-fi yeah yeah but shout out to spectrum mobile i love it he's going to shoot him down i need a commercial i got another question another question if you guys if your spouse significant other girl you messing with right now got pregnant right now what would your reaction be whose is it that huh cause my pull out game is impeccable three kids three big mom four kids three baby mamas and that doesn't sound like my average is good but it's been 17 years since i had one all right you stepped it up he started out trash today yeah that was changed up so what's your wish um i'll be disappointed man i i can't yeah i started at 19. i don't need another weekend with a child you cannot work on the weekends because then i mean i have to like my daughter's mom we both work every other weekend she work at the hospital too same hospital no different same company but different hospital is that how y'all meant we did company company mixing dipping in the company hey i would be man no i've been raised a kid since i was 19. who wants that right again yeah that's what i'm like this is the reset button dude it already started over man yeah you did i'm i'm in the mix and i don't bro last [ __ ] last month i was like where is that it ain't here you know the date yes and i was like where where and she was like i hope not and like bro i got i felt physically sick i do not want another baby yeah and i may i called my daughter i made a doctor's appointment which i didn't i just found out i didn't need but i'm getting my consultation to go get the vasectomy like i do not it scared me that much are you getting the full snip or you're getting the clamp get get you can they could take the whole ball for all those kids just empty sex yeah so she and then she was like because i felt like this is why it freaked me out because it's not like when i was in my 20s i can't just go get an abortion because it's like well we have a family and i actually like like you you know what i mean we're doing i kind of the kids i couldn't i couldn't do it and then she was like i can't have no baby and i said well you would have to lie to me then because i would be like no we can't we can't do that now like me and you like it's just different like me and you we have kids we have a family we neither one of us would want to be live they would be losing a brother or something yeah like it was so much going and i had all this in my head for 24 hours like i'm just going through all these scenarios and blah blah blah and i was just like i'm giving you permission to lie to me if you found out that you were and you just did not want to have it just don't tell me that you were pregnant don't tell me because i'm going to try to talk you out of it because i'm not there anymore and then luckily she wasn't like we good and i'm getting this appointment and i'm like i do not want another kid yeah i'm at the i'm about to have my first grandkid i damn sure ain't ready to have uh yeah a kid no i'm not doing the was it the auntie brother yeah do we where the hell i been george and mom's daughter oh i knew that today i was like i he said that on here though didn't you i didn't mean it but i just mentioned everybody oh yeah congrats brodie hey grandpa craig grandpa that's weird paw paw what you want to be called uh whatever pope usually the kids i want to be grandpa yeah yeah i'll hold on to that word yeah you'll be the coolest grandparent i'm looking forward to the grandkids are you are you going to be mad if they come to you like dad you bout to be a grandfather no i'm not going to be mad you just got to have your financials together right don't be don't be like me out here stringing it together like i don't want that for them because i went through it but um you know when the baby's on the way the baby's just right yeah so all we can do is if y'all keeping it all we could do is just celebrate and right prepare yeah and then once the baby get here it's going to be good times you know this is the best he has a grandparent the stress ain't on you exactly that's true and i'm excited to be able to you know interact with the baby and you know spend time and then the handle man what was the question i think i'm more i think how would we feel if we yeah we found out your girl was pregnant now or whoever you messed with the dc answered yeah yeah yeah his face man i think yeah no ironically i think i do want another kid oh wow yeah i think i want to see if i can if i was really like because i really thought i was a dope ass dad being a young dad i want to see if it was for real like am i probably better now oh yeah you might get better with time yeah i do think i want a boy i didn't get a boy dc the third dc the third he gonna be a junior yeah no no no no i won't make him a junior i would make him the initial same as nicholas like my dad okay my dad is david christopher irvin yeah and y'all know my name so yeah i would just make it you got a d name in mine yeah [Laughter] so it can't be a dre or it would be little da vinci cuz i think my concern wouldn't like yeah financials i think my concern would be more for just because of how i grew up how my parents grew up how we are raising our kids we grew up in well i can't say my dad so much but he had his dad but i can't say it was a healthy household but i would be more concerned with who he's having the child with oh yeah that would be my like damn like let's say she was trash i'm like you stuck with this for yeah [ __ ] definitely you you hope like yeah but if that that would be my like so y'all having a baby great this is because you know i can't hide that either all right well yeah and if her family trash too like then it becomes that too what about who the baby staying with this i don't want them saying i want my grandkids staying with you weird-ass people you know like do parents feel like everybody's trash though i don't know that person's trash i don't know if you're my mom my fam my whole family loved her when i brought brought her around it was like no comment [Laughter] no comment on how my family fell about you want another one tony no no we done i'm getting the vasectomy yeah yeah i went to the consultation yesterday i thought i thought i was going into the procedure yesterday i was ready so the consultation is like did they just make sure you're sure right yeah yeah yeah you have to get the consultation so it's just the rundown explain yeah i gotta say he locked up on the table cocked his legs [Laughter] dammit i think you know there was a while like you know i kind of wanted their daughter because i feel like i'd be a good daughter dad but i was just like yeah i'm so happy i got a daughter man that's a big yeah i didn't know how much i didn't want a kid until she was like when it didn't come like that's when i knew for sure like i do not want another baby bro i went that was a rough day and she wasn't even pregnant for both of us we was just like [ __ ] and i was i shouldn't feel like that right like it's a random chicken here bro i was like i don't and that that's yeah i called that day i was like yeah i definitely don't don't want this yeah at all we knew she wasn't but it's just the fact that it was off i was like what's wrong with protection just shoot some condoms yeah and the pull out ain't guaranteed but i want i want them to be though i really i i want to be done and i want to you know and that's the thing i don't want to pull out anymore i missed it i missed the yeah girls don't do the you know it's different uh various methods of birth control yeah that stuff messes with their bodies no no bro those are causing like problems yeah like though so they'll get them and then years later they're having um you don't know yeah well no better percentages yeah well i worked in ob gyn let me add that too i i was a check-in person there in that department yeah so he was checking in hey are you not my doctor let me see the thing we kind of you got to pull out anyway yeah i don't trust them no i definitely did not if i wear a condom i'm standing yeah oh okay i'm a condom oh no i just checked the condom after i got a two minute warning i'll pull out and be like all right i'm gonna finish over here i'm talking not even buying them some dudes can't even really complete unless they jerk off um i remember i learned that early on this girl i knew she was with a guy she was like what's something weird about him like he he could never he always has to jerk off to climax he probably watched a lot of porn maybe he beat his meat too you can't get hooked on that jerk right yeah absolutely oh yeah to the point we're like i don't need where's your hand do the job yeah yeah that's bad i had a friend or two like that i thought y'all better stop yeah i do this dude my boy is a jerk off not in front of me but he's he told me he's jerk off his girl be in the other room he just had a problem like just watching porn jerking off yeah i've heard people do that sometimes you don't feel like the whole yeah yeah i get her being there the cleanup is easier yeah the cleanup is easier and you know you just it's less pressure it is you know if i don't feel like smashing then i just right like i'm not gonna jerk up though i just like i'll just we go tomorrow then yeah but sometimes like i won't want to have sex i'll just jerk i would be like let me jerk off on you yeah let me jerk off on you yeah i think that yeah get in position lay down put that let me get that you ain't gonna be weird at all i can't yeah there's been times where i don't want to smash and just just from the making out of the orb like you know what actually i do on this match like weird that seemed too light was just there creepy like you're just looking at her yeah live just stay right there like a [ __ ] that's in the window or something that's [Laughter] [Laughter] off though i'll be honest i'm a fan i don't want to fan that's true that's a different 100 but the last time i did it i was like yeah this i'm a fan i never let myself down i'm stupid no you know yeah it takes you know a second you know you know yourself but after i honestly felt so unfi i was just like that was that was my thing but go to before i go to bed i used to do it one off yeah me too it was a nightly ritual like college get that off so i could have a nice calm morning bus off depletes my energy yeah mm-hmm i i i i kind of i'm more energized yeah i got a full load locked in yeah how long we've been going man let's get that damn yeah houston cincinnati ohio for the weekend liberty liberty township yeah everybody township funny bone i like cincinnati yeah bigger season two out right now man getting a lot of good little uh texts about that okay i saw chase uh i did a show with him last friday yeah yeah sneak on zoom doing some corporate shows man yeah i'm there thursday friday and that came from social distance show man okay it's great or you can catch me at your next doctor's appointment um i'll check you in okay uh this is okay so tomorrow tomorrow and saturday i will be at laughs unlimited in sacramento and that happened fast right yeah she hit me the other day she said tickets are going good so one show i think might be almost sold out so get your tickets thursday wait so this will be there so yeah tomorrow and saturday uh and you know still got the the merch which should hopefully be gone by the time boom need this weekend it's thursday tomorrow i'll be on keep your distance the final keep your distance for a while get your tickets if you get a ticket use the promo code tony um and get three dollars off uh verbal cardio is back also it'll be on youtube and wherever you get your podcast from it's your proof well you got proven shirts left no well they're almost done yeah you got anything i got i got black black largers they got black largest left yeah at the time of this recording it might change by the time we prove it thank you bro baby uh prove it uh what's the baby uh oh jaguar baby bacon [Laughter] they're gonna be out like about two weeks okay all right yeah and uh you're on your feet don't hit anything else i'll be forgetting y'all uh anyway uh yeah we got some baker t-shirts coming what we got bakery uh i'm working on some uh some new designs outside of the bakery you just posted some tour dates of cities that you can oh yeah if you go to my instagram uh i got the tour dates um i got a you know some cities up there and y'all can go scroll through that and see you know it's atlanta toledo dayton columbus cincinnati tampa uh virginia beach and denver i think that's everything so far i never i want to do denver i've never done it every year did that austin was i'm in austin in may well anybody been in austin oh yeah yeah [Music] and you get some low-key blessed t-shirts oh yeah yeah yeah sure let's go to my instagram and hit me up right to the instagram it's it's its chris smee s-n-e-e-d everybody i'm gonna get one from you appreciate it man i need to prove it baker out here but uh man don't forget if y'all got questions for us ask us in the youtube comment section uh put the big question in the beginning so we can find it easy and uh hopefully we'll tackle them on the show we overdue for another questions episode and i'll have a question next time i'm here the best question the best question y'all ever see dc won't be on the next episode which come on next time right y'all man we appreciate y'all man we out peace

Channel: Tony Baker

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Keywords: daddy issues, daddy, issues, Tony Baker, Craig Wayans, Chaz Rodgers, dc ervin, keon polee, fatherhood, black fathers, black dads, kids, black children, children, raising kids, teenagers, raising teens

Id: O4zFhIwwGdc

Length: 111min 10sec (6670 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 29 2021