Spending Time With Your Kids - Daddy Issues Podcast

that's hilarious or are we rolling yet yeah we rolling man we are back with another episode of daddy issues you're about to see drunk craig chris bc back in the studio we got craig via satellite gang is on here in miami oh look at the wall look at the ocean view yeah okay that's the atlantic ocean oh man yeah i mean craig i hear about this wait till y'all see drunk craig in about an hour oh drunk craig is different he gonna be jumping off the balcony into the water drunk craig ain't zen moves man that's a nice little view you got there you're relaxing man have a great spiritual talks growing you know all right it's a different type of miami trip all right is that is that liquor on your shirt uh spiritual oh anything is possible spirituality saying why is the henny smoking amen why is the henny rolling blunts because you know how henny do everybody know how henny do man you bring out the words look like we okay my bad my apologies i love rick and morty rick and morty dc where you been man i was sick [Applause] bro it was rough bro i'm a believer now i'm getting everybody i'm getting everybody vaccine yo vaccine yo i'm taking every goddamn vaccine they got never get your taste back no my taste is decent okay it ain't fully it ain't because i wasn't even doing nothing yeah i was barely out in the la streets and i definitely got it in l.a do you think it was okay oh it has to be i wasn't i wasn't even traveling and i pieced it together i think i got a june teen celebration you had that's on the timeline yeah a lot of people got it at the juneteenth celebration i think that's the secret meaning behind june teeth let's come get there's a lot of people out there i think i got it at samantha well i ain't gonna put her spot on me at this open mic spot yeah i think i got it there because it was kind of crowded already it was a tight squeeze it was a tight squeeze yeah i think so yeah dapping it up there there or or fourth wall open mics all right that's all i was doing yeah yeah device so are you mad you got it there instead of here i would prefer miami you would prefer like on the road because i was scared but i was like miami i could get it there yeah i'll try that one yeah i like miami man i think florida probably got the worst covert right now and don't it no it's not like no no is it california i think it's us florida because florida they don't wear no man the floor don't give a [ __ ] yeah but that's the thing nobody no nothing give the [ __ ] texas [ __ ] i think l.a is just too everybody's just too but we care here and why are we getting it we don't care right they just want to wear the gucci mask just they don't care i know we can't we care as a state yeah but but the people within it i know for a fact there are people who have it and go are going out oh yeah that's a name and it's like yo that's trash they need a stronger just it's just ten days if you like it you tested positives yes extra days yeah me too like i was still just like you can do the ten dollars i'm staying here and then well i couldn't take it no more though like a day this is just been day like 16 17. oh yeah i was like i wanted work especially i hate my apartment right look at your carpet dead inside man that carpet dirty still sitting there for people bro is this man i'm like outside of like people having to work like we'll shut down work if somebody gets covered right yeah but then i'm like man i don't want to go give it to my mom yeah i mean like my mom's older you know what i'm saying yeah i'm just like you don't know i told you guys before my dad almost died from having kovitz so he was on his deathbed for two weeks last year so i'm just like man i'm like i don't want you know but people don't give a [ __ ] or they don't see enough cases and it's like oh they don't believe it right because everybody knows especially the youth yeah the youth really walking around here reckless you know what it is you know i think it is i think that we as people especially black people we've been hustled a lot because of this vaccine and that vaccine you know we have zero trust when anything the government says oh absolutely we have zero trust experiment all that absolutely yeah and then i think that because i believed it early on because it was global because i was very anti-vaxxed but because it was global i believed it more had it just been here i probably wouldn't believe a thing about it right you know tony did you have to get the cats checked out no because they said the animals could carry kovid i've read that because i know i know when i read that i i didn't have no contact with him i would just come out and feed him and then dip well that's scary yeah yeah animals get cold yeah that's that's what i read and i was just like oh man so we we see they were saying that early on so i was wondering if that was something you had to do was like oh man all right we all straight wait i wonder if the cavs got it if they gonna keep bringing that [ __ ] around we're gonna keep and they're saying there's a the probability of you catching the game is very very very low but you can catch it again okay it's like it's super low but for the first uh how many months is it after you you're good so you good for a couple months okay yeah but they said i'm not they said there's a strong like the chance you getting it again is like um yeah i guess i don't know there's different variants so if you have one variant you can still catch the next variant within a short term because it's not good i ain't catching a goddamn thing because i'm getting the johnson and johnson you're getting that you know you can still okay and i'm getting the visor and i'm getting in there you know you can still catch it dc heart going to explode give them all i'm only i'm waiting for the fba to approve it then i'll be i'll be all in with the vaccinations bro the fda approves [ __ ] in your meat bro in your food exactly i understand the logic if they approve [ __ ] in your meat but wouldn't approve that then i'm i'm a way to say yeah yeah a lot of people think that people who haven't gotten it now are anti-vaxxed where most people are actually like what craig is saying is like i'm not anti-vaccine there's one they just want to know man tied the first batch and i wanted to wait longer that's it i waited a while i waited maybe three to four months before but my mom and like my mom my wife were really like yeah you have to wait like two years yeah i wanted to wait a little longer how it's affecting everybody it's been out for about a year though right the vac some people have had it about a year and when they came out with it it was just because the hospitals were so they was like we need to do something currently yeah to just try to slow this down so there's like let's put it out all right which one you get chad pfizer that's what i'm saying i had to do a shot and i think i think you did the first shot that way a week over two weeks it was two weeks and then the other one these were the way another two weeks i think for our daughter was it free did you do the booster yeah you're trying to give it to everybody uh no i don't when i was reading last night about if you can catch it again they were saying even with the vaccine they don't even know if you're gonna have to keep getting the vaccine as well what are we going to do with all this questionable we don't know they don't know that's why that's why i don't understand all the arguing right if they don't know how to [ __ ] you some random person on the internet no yeah and i might stop fighting and then i don't understand why are some people so cocky with the vaccine cocky they're so aggressive as hell vaccine i'd be pressing y'all too because i don't want to be the only one with it but here's the thing i know a lot of people who had who vaccinated that caught it so i'm like why are you all so arrogant with this right like you can still catch none of it none of it's 100 right now you still got to take your ass home when your test positive on set whether you were vax or not right if you just about take your hair take your vaccinated ass all right it's the vac it's the vaccination chambers bro like people like you got that vac i'm like yeah why why would you do that i'm like hey dog this shame is on both ends i and it's doctor it is chill family people people was hitting me up in the text message just trying to give me the quick lecture and i would just shut down and just shut it down lecture about not getting about vaccinating yeah about getting back together on both sides everybody gets the i don't get the lecture on the other side bro on the vaccinated side yes my dad was like see i told you i hung up on him give me this right now that's the last thing you want to hear you hung up on your dad click i tried to tell you you should have got it when i see i i don't want to get that doesn't make sense parents love and i told you i don't want to be and i told you but his dad's not correct though homie is vaccinated she just got she works at a daycare like you can still i don't know why people think you can't catch it if you have it you can still catch and spread it's not a cure what it is it's just going to keep you off of the ventilator it's pretty much what it's what there's well i would take that you're going to do it i the doctor literally called me and was like hey you might want to come out here well that's the vax is worth it if they keep you off the ventilator yeah yeah they didn't think he was going to wake up the next day oh wow are you serious yeah they were telling me that so did you and your dad squash beef in this what kind of we're better okay i mean i would think that after after this but even before that it wasn't like like it wasn't like it still wasn't what it was what it was before it still wasn't what it should be so i wasn't like you know because any time i still always say i love you right hey love your dog uh send them pictures and stuff you know so that's that's never changed i never stopped that yeah but it just wasn't what it was i don't just call them and be like hey man what's happening you know it's not like that are you as it was before keep going sorry man what y'all doing no because we don't have the time craig distracted us when he started walking around you guys taking the show off bro you got to stay still for at least oh you got to get that view because he's still got the wi-fi as long as he got wi-fi i don't care what he's doing you know he could cook something take a shower do push-ups i still get this man look at miami people that work right now craig out here like yeah you see what i'm doing yeah people hating their jobs i want them to enjoy this there's somebody in the bathroom crying because of their job right now trying to get away and then craig is out here on vacation that's the life we live man we got random schedules random schedules random should do i can't keep scheduling nothing now because we're just all over i just need to know the date oh can i be big confused in group text and schedule days but you know sometimes you're in the wrong month yeah like wait the 19th is a tuesday and then i i mean and then like because cotty you know we're trying to schedule keelan's schooling and then with the move and everything i'm just like i don't know what's happening it's too much going on it's too much that's because you don't have that today's win you probably get two more days of payday that's what it is it's like we don't have we you used to when you have a whether it's a school schedule a work schedule you know this is monday this is through friday this is what i do we our monday can be a friday our saturday we don't know i haven't got a paycheck since may like really what you've been getting yeah that's a while ago i have three meetings today and i'm gonna do them all through zoom yeah so i could enjoy being in miami not missing work celebrating my uh uncle and uh yeah my grandma the world has changed and it's dope it is dope man but we're not doing this y'all hey if anybody should have questions it should be dc bro you've had three weeks to have no i've been on the problem i only missed one one daddy it was only one yeah the way i caught it was right one of that is my apologies i'm sorry i'm sorry dc all right so we're going to kick it off so a question from uh brother oh turn up who's also a patron uh keith poling personal question question for everyone you've done something out of character say you sucked out midnight or keon backhands something you'd never do first of all i want to clear this up i will sock midnight they'd be hard on you about midnight i wanted to sock him out this morning because sabrina brought home some corn from this market she went to he was in the corn corn by the front door he was shocking corn last night it's hard not to love him he was laying it on the kitchen floor like yeah you know what i'm saying put my foot on his neck so that's the end character i just want to say that for the example so something you never do it was done in private but it got leaked to the media you lose endorsement shows movie deals nearly kills your career you find out later that your kids was the one that leaked the info oh the treachery how are you responding david you got david hasselhoff that what happened to remember he got him with the burger and his daughter was recording them yeah and then who was the one who was calling off the daughter that was mel gibson called his other pig franklin no alec baldwin yeah kirk frank oh the kurt franklin thing her franklin's didn't hurt though wait who was mel gibson talking to when he had it he was talking to his girl oh the uh yeah yeah i hope you get raped by a wild pack a whole pack not just one a pack and he made his correct that's a good one i used to love to give some too much that wouldn't hurt it didn't hurt that one hurts a huge male giveaway danny glover that's our brother i got the mental picture of it and i was like okay i kind of get what you mean when you have good racism you got to be like okay man how many big dick [ __ ] running okay but you still compliment that same time because that's a fear deep down yeah it hurt so what y'all doing man you how you responding how your daughters drop dime on you oh ruin your whole career i'm sensitive to whatever mine whenever my kids hurt me it hurts more of course it burns more it's the ultimate betrayal i remember my daughter had a financial aid check she didn't tell me about they came in my name came in both of her names and she like put the check and her thing in her account and all that and didn't tell me i wouldn't she told me like dad i got to tell you something i was so hurt by that i was like you stole that's stealing from me yeah like it wasn't your check she was like but i told you whatever the case was so i can imagine if you leaked something yeah ruins our lives it ruins our lives our money i don't know how if we gonna come back from that i will i want to say yeah i'm gonna forgive and it's that but it's not gonna be the same right i'm not gonna treat you the same after that you're gonna have to show like and it depends on how bad i'm it ruins me yeah i mean if you if you're a building it takes a long time to build this curve yes and you leaked it leaked it and i tell you what if we're homeless because of you [ __ ] you caused this you made me not understand what happened to our life you did the differences you have you have adult kids you're right whatever whatever young keelan leaked it people like what age five right now what if he just pressed the button on accident it didn't sound well i feel like he he don't really what if he did it caleb knows how to make videos he does but he don't know how to send them out and stuff right i wouldn't like this let's say he's six because about a year or not he'll learn how to do it yeah so let's say he does it on purpose he's like oh this was hilarious to me yeah i'm gonna post it i still wouldn't he's six yeah he doesn't know that there was no there was no mallet yeah right i'd just be like no more technical what if there was nothing what if he told him to go to bed he was like i mean but even but he got something for you even six-year-old malice isn't like they're just mad at the moment right right they're just like that moment ruined your life but like i just i honestly after that it's like no fun like you don't get at least spanking no i'm taking like you don't get no ipads no more you don't like your technology's dead to you forever for a while for a long time until you learn what we're doing you just can't be pressing plus i probably wouldn't be able to afford it you probably had to sell it you you and every time i would probably even though he's six i'd be just pissed off enough to mention it a lot of times like dad i want to go to burger king we can't do that anymore because remember when you made the video we can't we can't do anything anymore fast finger freddy yeah so so some serious on the ones and twos again for those who don't know oh yes this is on the one side in the podcast it's my first time working with the lovely dj maxson let's say you say something about sincere he didn't appreciate on a podcast all right sincere goals but remember remember we did something to them first we come out that's the question set up we did something out of character out of character but not necessarily to the kids well exactly yours is hitting the cat oh yeah yeah so i have no shame so but let's say tony's uh uh here's the animal abuser okay yeah it is sincere witnessed it recorded it posted it um i would you i'm not really mad at that because that's too easy yeah he deserves it at that point i do like you but it ruins your career we're not talking about which effect even though you deserved it but the the person who didn't feel like sincere betrayed me though by putting me on blast so how are you going to deal with that yeah he didn't just go oh my god my dad's doing this let me go he took me straight to the point it's tough bro and he hacked your phone and posted it on your two million followers man see with me i would look at i'd look at it as okay where where did our communication go wrong that we got to this point right and then i would have to check myself because if i'm embarrassed of my actions then i could always blame someone else but the truth behind it is damn that's true but correct your career is over wait wait craig can you just ruin your career every wings went down what the hell we was doing to make everybody okay but have you one wayne's you got them all so you so you cool with the snitch you'll forgive yeah i'm like we must have been doing something that we danced or shouldn't have been doing and you must have felt the way that you can communicate or something but you needed it to stop somehow yeah yeah that's horseshit craig yeah when you sit with them every day you have to be like okay i must put these thoughts and ideas in their head to feel like this was so far left that they needed to stop it that's very very responsible of you but also craig horseshit what you doing chad well to craig's point though i understand what he's saying as far as if your child is doing something like that to you what what the hell happened in your relationship mm-hmm i didn't think about that part of it you know what i'm saying like if they because most of the time like tony said you can just come to me we can work we could talk or whatever but they feel like no i want to ruin you how did we get here i mean you'd have to look at yourself and be like how did we get here for you to want to run some people don't think it's jesus christ oh god that's amigos oh yeah try to sneak through it some people don't even think it's ruining them some people might just think it's funny some people just think oh this is a moment thing that probably don't think it's gonna be as severe you know like somebody might not think it's gonna be as severe as what can happen because you know how things run in the media right like once it gets out it's no longer your story right right it's whatever the media points it as and then they get to wildfire yeah and they get they get to create their own stories around you that's true so that's something that could be not that bad somebody goes like how dare this person and then there's a snowball effect yeah because y'all might have thought it was funny whatever you did that was a character at that moment yeah but let's say chad they've never been drunk before and was drunk and was pissing in the pool that's out of character for him right there was a kid in that pool yeah he's a pedophile and his spirals out of control and the person who posted it was like it's funny that he's pissing in the pool but now they were good with it for a long time right now you're mad you're putting it out that's true because that's out of character for him right so that's that's true but also i we've hit we've all hit rock bottom before and if even if my career was ruined i know how to restart it and do it again we all do won't be the same we've seen what we've seen worse happen to other people and they're right back on stage and right back in the movies careers do because yeah you if you know how to get back out the dirt you're good that's true i'm strong it depends on the level of uh what you get caught doing michael richards was calling people [ __ ] on stage that's what i mean that's like he never recovered i said did he come back no yeah the show kept getting renewed which means he kept getting a check every time he went into syndication was that but that's not him rebuilding enough well that's just him being lucky it's kind of hard to get back to seinfeld level but besides it was bigger than him yeah scientific was bigger than that dude though it wasn't his show right now he ruined he ruined his career like i don't know usually if they cancel they cancel it don't matter whose show it was if you own it they usually cancel it usually was too big to fail bro it was that's like one of those monsters i think if jerry did it and we will be having a different conversation like if jerry is responsible cosby that was his show literally his name in the title so seinfeld if seinfeld did that on stage seinfeld he was still just a character on the show yeah he was just part of the cast right right so you can't be like oh we cancelling the show because you know cockroach from the cosby show right was wilding out we cancelling the whole [ __ ] i like that you picked cockroach cockroach there's somebody in the cast you know what i'm saying rudy was wild kramer was a little bigger than comedy if carlton alfonzo rivera was rolling out they're not canceling fresh prince definitely not right tonight it wasn't a show now but of course will smith yeah yeah yeah so yeah kramer definitely never and what are you doing chad because after seinfeld you know they all got shows right after seinfeld a couple they didn't last but they were getting kramer was getting kramer had his own show right yeah yeah but it just didn't rain homegirl what's her name uh yeah she's still she she's done the best she's had two shows since and movies beep is and uh she's in the marvel universe and then and the one before the christine yeah also they all did a season of curb yeah uh was great too well except for michael no he wasn't there he wasn't there michael yeah and that was his greatest chance they even made fun of it a bit but that was his greatest chance because the black people were chasing me like i said i'm sorry and they addressed it they made it funny but i mean it's not enough i think we i think black people kind of forgave them didn't they or did well we don't have no power yeah care that hurt me though like when he did all that because you like the dude that's my favorite that's my favorite tv comedy so yeah and i was a fan i'm in a room like that for my kids i was gonna handle him before seinfeld you know and then the little rose he was doing he was in the he was on problem child he was on uhf what are you doing problem solving problem child he was in there he was the first one oh yeah he was the ex-con and the first one oh the original i got to go back and uh so when he did that i was like man come on you know what hurt me more about it is that i knew how to i could have navigated him through that yeah he was just dealing with a a heckler that he could have just you know what i mean he was like but he probably wasn't battle tested i mean you gotta be probably when he wasn't done michael richards was big in stand up before he got on cramer he he knew what he was doing is just being when you're older you're not uh hip to the new technology and what could happen usually the comedy what you say on stage is a safe haven he was trying some [ __ ] it didn't work and we got put out there which is fine but dad i don't know what the hell that was but it was not that wasn't comedy at all hey wait hold on wait then your uncle get banned for saying the n word right after that yeah he did no my uncle got banned because they tried to tell him he can't say to m word right and he actually was trying to purchase uh the n-word uh but yeah he got banned because he was like you're gonna let a white person come up here and say and then you're gonna tell me i can't right you ain't you ain't got that control over me all right i feel better i mean a thousand percent if anybody could they they lifted that they lifted this band too though no that that was silly it was damien wayne oh yeah i gotta ban him did you ask him a question well damon always makes statements and he don't care if you ban him he's like he wore a slave outfit on mtv awards to let everybody coming up behind him no this is what they'll try to put you through damon's an icon bro it's true he's too big for that don't get me started like damon's done quit stand up so many times because of what people were take they were taking the freedom away from the stand up right and he was like this is the ultimate freedom you can't take away right right i agree i'd rather not come to your clubs and make you money right i'm happy to be back bro yeah he's always back he don't stop he got a stage in his backyard does he really i asked him to do my show he ignored the message but you know so it was part of the game tony cried he saw it why didn't you just call me i would have been like at least got him the message he saw you know he saw it he saw it you know it was a dm so you know you see that the scene be right there all right you know what i'm saying well maybe it wasn't him looking though maybe every one of the kids had the arms it probably was his assistant looking ah okay yeah either way you know but damon knows you and likes you though he didn't go who yeah you know you got to see him in person damon knows tony yeah yeah you got to see him in person like hey man uh i didn't answer the question but um oh yeah how old is my daughter uh at three it's whatever yeah i mean at three she's my she's 12. she's two yeah 12 13. make it yeah 13 makes it different because that's when they change yeah that's when they change on you uh you know what i probably want to even yell at her i won't even talk bad to her anything like that i would just be like great you get now you get to see what you created you know yeah i'll just be like great hey you know because the life she had your life the life you had before because my my immediate thing is great we got to go downsize immediately yeah i'm not i'm not the guy let's ride this out i'm like great we got to go sell this [ __ ] shut it down let's go sell the cars we go right back to being in these hoopties right right right funny thing is you can be like you know what we're moving back in the van [Laughter] all right you can't handle it i go like i'm like i can go right back to being poor any moment you know but i had to do something because of the wife i can't put her in the she ain't gonna live that lifestyle but i'm like all right let's go let's go to let's go to a let's go to move to pacquiao right let's go move over here you can go to public school over here you know i'm like you can go live that life this is what you created me i'm not gonna be here every day i gotta go build my career gotta go do cot tours and hey guys i got all those yeah but i'm like we gotta go first oh yeah you gotta lay low i'm gonna lay low and depending on what you did again depending on what you did depending on what you did for sure but if you're a writer i'm lucky because i could just write [ __ ] as a different name sure can be a new name yeah but like i'm like i'm like great no you get to live in this oh you're at 13 too she's going to be mad helen man take i'm taking away your knights and that's all that's all she's known your phone but you're still gonna feel bad for her you're not gonna like just stump her out in her lowest point i'm not gonna stop her right at home but i'm saying you're still gonna be feeling guilt because she's gonna be like hey i don't have any money for my prom dress i don't have any money either [Laughter] you know we couldn't afford like letterman jackets like all that good stuff like i think my parents did prom and then me and my brother could go and it was like one of y'all can go this year your brother graduates next you can go to next it wasn't like hey all of y'all can right i think everything is [Laughter] why are you hating bro [Music] [Laughter] maybe he wasn't ready just answer this one question you're answer this one question question this is the question all right here's the question you've done something out of character say you socked out uh one of your kids or something something you never do it was done in private it was done in private but it got leaked to the media you lose endorsements shows movie deals it nearly kills your career you find out that your kid was the one that leaked the info how are you responding i sucked that [ __ ] [Laughter] bro let's go to another question sometimes though another question uh kiyomi asks let me find this there's only one uh one s and k in there yeah all right so she says how do y'all feel y'all witnessed the shady walk away oh yeah yeah they left you oh they did about without you i got pushed out on the balcony because now he got to do his interviews close the door shut the door close the door you got to scale down now all right yeah i had to let me get by the plant yeah go over there get that in the background there you go nice that's a nice it's all about the aesthetic all right here we go how do y'all feel about gender reveals in general and how do y'all feel about those videos of people overreacting when they don't get the gender they want that's that's stupid that's kiomi with the question yeah the trip out over the gender that's dumb oh yeah like a child yeah dawg it's a blessing and that's that's recorded now yeah you know i mean people feel away about that now people people always you know you don't want once you go home you got a preference but at the end of the day you just be like man no man i water the sun sitting there pouting in the corner the dust was pink that came out the balloon i wonder go ahead but like uh gender reveals look like it just looked like a good time like another reason to have a party or whatever and uh it's cute i guess i ain't really got no no issue with gender reveal it's too much just a pretty baby shower personally it's too much um but let's say you know she wanted one up like well let's do it you know but i wouldn't be like yeah you know um but i ain't got no beef with him but the tantrum over the over the gender that's not that's true that's trash that's my take on it yeah unfortunately i was a young parent so uh it didn't matter about the reveal the reveal was oh [ __ ] life started so it did i don't really believe in the gender reveals it's like whatever it's going to be it's going to be healthy and uh yeah i'm not gonna lie i wanted a boy on my second one mm-hmm so it hurt it did i was like it didn't hurt i didn't do all the running out and this and that but i did have a little baseball bat to the side basketball had all that stuff to the side who did hurt but i didn't do the most like yeah damn i was you know you just want your baby to be healthy did you want a boy first i wanted a boy every every time every time heck yeah i wanted a boy first and then you know after that i was just like you know yeah i think you want a boy first i wanted the boy because if i had a girl to protect the girl but i just got to make izzy brutal what's up like most people i wasn't thinking about the pregnancy about to happen so i wasn't thinking a boy or a girl yeah you're just like [ __ ] right but like oh this is what we doing okay right like tony said it's just an extra party though that's all it is there's just another because the gender reveal is not even the baby shower right no there's a pretty baby shower here's the thing though like this is this is the list that women want now all right it's uh your gender reveal then you got a baby shower and then it's a baby moon right what's this the baby moon is the honeymoon or it's a trip you tape because it's the last time you guys get to be alone before the baby this is new information women want a push gift what is what is this [Laughter] women want a push gift it's a gift that you give after for them pushing the baby out what they deserve it but why they do that's their baby too get your own view watch your baby too they're like yo women like it's push push push no no you're going to love this baby just as much as me hopefully i'll probably you know it [ __ ] be dipping but i'm just talking about the manual labor with this yeah so it's all on the woman i get i get i get that one i get a push party the push party i will do i will no no a gift it's not a push party it's a push gift oh yeah yeah hey i'm with that i'm with that i'm not i'm not with it i was like no bro like like but you didn't do any work yeah it doesn't it doesn't because this is your child also this is the but you didn't push that baby talk about the work it'd been different if i was like please have this baby for me please have this baby but that's where the word and she's laying there that's what you're saying you want her to please have the babies no no you you know you want the baby to come out healthy but i'm talking when we got pregnant right mm-hmm and i'm not like oh she got we didn't do anything see because here's the difference this is what i don't like because this changes no it just changes because then it's not like i'm pregnant it's we got pregnant thank you craig once what [ __ ] that once you go raw is we got pregnant no i didn't know a guy no no no because then when you say oh yeah is you pregnant not me and it's like we're not in this together we're pregnant that's what they say dog we are in it together but the actual that's not true men do go through a physical change when they become fathers no they don't know craig yeah look at that don't even try it right yeah i'm not equaling it out i'm just saying we do go nothing happened to me nicely as well because she wanted snacks [ __ ] that's all that's what i want i don't remember no i was in great shape when i was mad slim when i had my baby i was just like here's well you were a kid you had a high metabolism yeah yeah so nothing changed though you weren't you said stuff changing but no changes man but i know after i had kids if i leave town or something i feel it in my stomach oh [ __ ] i feel it where i'm at shut up original question i'm with i'm with tony i'm like i'm not i'm not a big celebrator though me neither so i think a lot of stuff is stupid because i just don't i don't be needing all that yeah like so ginger reveals and all that and spending money to blow a thing up and pink or blue i'm just like i don't know i just now as far as caring i did care i wanted a boy first but i wouldn't have been if that would have came out if we would have went to the older sound and everybody was a little girl i stood at him like oh yeah yeah when they said oh there's his balls i was like come on and then in the second one i didn't care i didn't care what i was gonna be because i just wanted the boy first and then he was like boy again and katie was like boy again she wanted a girl she wanted she wanted a girl and she was like she i could tell she didn't even want the doc because she knew already like it's going to be another boy and it was like boy again yeah i got that man's friend that's what we have all right i want to hear all that we have all brothers she knew it that's why but keith broke it no well we but keith is the person we knew he was going to have a girl because that's just he's always been the different the outlier so he's like he's going to give the first girl me and kyle he's like not we know that's why that's part of the reason she didn't want a third kid not just because we were done but she was like there's no point in doing that if i could guarantee a girl yeah i would think about it i'm gonna be another boy i'm surprised you had a girl first because they say you're supposed to have what your dad has first girl yeah that's what they say uh a lot of times exactly what your dad has first i think my dad had girls first friend yeah well screw that theory well i heard i heard if if you live a little bit of a pre-twist life you have a girl girl that is false you know what though you know what you know i think i had a girl because i think i'll be a good guy to raise a dog you're trash bro what are you talking about you got no regard for women we're not talking about wait first off you just said [ __ ] a push gift yeah isn't the same as supporting women guys that's not that's not but still you're trying to do no my wife i'm a great girl dad you're just once they get older and start dealing with real women issues i'm gonna be right there i'm going to be a great a great wonderful girl dad and i'm already doing it i do it every single day i'm amazing you're just fine man hey man you're just a good guy i feel like i feel tell him i'm a great father [Music] when you're a girl dad you usually become a great husband as well because you learn because you have to deal with them right uh your girls that oh that's all i need to do is that okay right you learn more i feel like i didn't have girls because the good lord knew i'd be a trash girl dad like i think i would have been like come on crazy it would it would have softened me up and all that but you know with the the empathy i'm just trash at that and i'm getting better but like like that age when they come and my best friend said shut the [ __ ] up like i don't have the you know he's supposed to ride with him you say that you say that now but you find that like i you know i had to find that that soft spot like for them yeah it didn't happen for you instantly yeah pretty much fast it happens fast whenever they come and see stuff you know terminator baby i'm a better listener yeah okay because you'd be like damn what the [ __ ] did i do what did i do okay and then you you actually have to learn to listen they'll tell you you're not listening dad all right man because a lot of parents don't they immediately go into my rules my way or how i would do it or that's how we all grew up mm-hmm yeah yeah it's just like you know and then you'll be like you know you don't mind my boys communicate very shorthand i think most boys are like that though yeah well my dad i was very like i'm good yeah when stuff was bad i never came to my dad about anything heavy uh my life i barely came to my mom like that i need condoms like what yeah condoms and uh i might be sick but okay cool you got it there's no guessing about his emotions and all this like okay i got it bet that craig a good dad man yeah you're a good dad crazy dad like you craig i like these i was honest with my dad i was honest with him but it was only for big stuff like i didn't come to him for little stuff like every little problem like nah but like when it mattered i'd be like hey man look this this and that you know i mean he's like all right well but i'm not gonna come my friend at school said that he'd be like i didn't come to my dad with nothing one once i asked him for a g.i joe because my step-mom and then she was like how are you how are you gonna how you gonna work to earn this uh gi joe okay it was just it was just in my brain in that moment standing there with the g.i joe the character was road pig that was the name of the character he's a big arnold schwarzenegger looking dude with no shirt on and he had a cinder block hammer that was the one and then one i was like that's gonna make you work off of g.i joe yeah and i was just like i ain't gonna really kill the deal with you know anything how old were you uh shoot i don't know uh undertaking when those g.i joes came you had to be around seven six actually you might have been 10. no when g when g.i joe hit the scene like that uh i was way younger because i remember my older brother had like scarlet duke and stalker and then they just kept going and uh i was like you're supposed to say that when somebody gets tired remember that because did you used to make them in the breakdancers as well yeah their legs and then uh you spin them and they do windmills hilarious i don't think i ever did that but i did everything else with my gi joes i played my remember they came out it was serious business for me i didn't want them dancing no i didn't want them dancing at all bro uh all right um was that the last question was that that was that was uh we all we all chimed in on that on the gender review two questions in and then you putting this on the new the new parties and whatnot geez that's a lot bro i think there's another thing i'm missing too oh yeah because it sounded like you had a list but then once we got to the push party yeah we shut that yeah i wasn't against him not wanting to do it i was against him dismissing that's what i'm talking about what they what they did not when they're giving birth i didn't dismiss it yeah you did he was like it's our kid too so what you push no no no no no no i'm not just i'm not dismissing so don't do that you guys do that so often don't do it i'm not dismissing what women go through and what they do i was i mean i'm right there i can't i can't say i oh i feel what you're going through i'm just saying that this this baby that we're having is our baby this is our pleasure this is our gift i'm not saying like oh the pain you went through is nothing i'm not saying that then i'm not dismissing that at all i still think the baby's more of the woman's though no hell no for the push for the push push for the push i get the push that's for her there's no we in that that's right yeah yeah you was involved in the baby-making process but the actual pushing process you had that's like no involvement that's like her doing something nice for you because you you paying the bills even though it's our house and our stuff if you you're doing the bulk of the work and she said i want to do something nice nice [ __ ] for paying about i'm just saying if she did if she said i want to do something nice for you for holding us down that's great she wouldn't be like so and so pushing out a baby is like you did this i appreciate even though it's our baby and i did nothing right so yeah for doing that an emotional support person there you go frank go craig there you go gregory go to the lamaze player yeah [Laughter] was in labor with uh serene and she was just like going through it so she was like restless she was walking and like you know just doing stuff to maintain the pain and then she was in the tub at one point and i was just like yeah yeah you're doing your thing and i ended up falling asleep on her and i was still talking it was like yeah yeah you doing no help [ __ ] like you sleep oh no you know but i'm still here you know what i'm saying yo yo was so high on drugs bro she was she was in pain at first and then i went out the room and i came back and she was like hey baby i was like oh who was really kicked in now she felt she was a whole different person and she's just like all right no i guess everything is great so i need to apologize to that nurse she was rooted cotty did both of hers no drugs yeah champion my mom was like what are you trying to prove her and her mom cause the first one she was like i want to do it natural fine the second one my mom and her mom was like why why are you doing that mm-hmm what'd she say well she asked for it but it was she it was past the point oh okay so the second one she was like yeah okay just give it two days like we were coming and she was like oh and then she looked at me cussed me out like it was my fault but you know what cotty's very proud of that i remember when she first met introduced her to the room when she first met ben she was like uh that was the first thing she said like in that first thing she was like i gave two uh had two kids natural birth no drugs it was a badge of honor i respect it oh i respect it oh yeah but it was just like why she needed a medal she tried it she was like you know what i'm gonna do it no epidural it started she's like give it to me i want to know what it feels like though no i don't know i want a glimpse into that my mom said she thought she was going to die she was like i thought i was going to die this is a scary during process so that's a valid feeling and i think kenisha told me 268 percent of black women die more like in there when they get labor because they always say that it was like a crazy number but she was always saying like they always think black women can take more pain black people right you just say they always can take more and they don't give them what they need in that same sense because they they disregard their serena almost died serena remember serena had like blood clots but it was the same thing she said like she was saying like yo i'm feeling this i'm feeling that in there like nah it's just pregnancy all right and she almost died you're a world star athlete you're right right hey i remember the mother of my kids she was so young that she had some i forgot it's called toxemia or something like that it's like so something where they like weight was on her feet like her feet got all big and all that stuff but it was it was we didn't know we just thought oh okay right all right swelling obviously going through some stuff all right it's saying and then and then the mentor afterwards you know when all the hormones do come out that's what that changes scared of i was like i hope she don't have postpartum yeah that was my one fear like for some strange reason i knew the birth would be fine but that i was after i was like man i hope she so postpartum is just being depressed right yeah it's a whole but something like that like i want to kill this baby like something oh wow they they feel no connection with the baby or whatever so i was like fine and she was fine i was like oh are they like mad at the baby or a lot of stuff yeah i mean some are yeah um it varies but it's uh like like you know we all saw angelina is probably the worst i've heard that i know of but it's a craigslist we don't know what happened behind the scenes with angelina's but it seemed like she loved her baby all the way through no no angelina said she had dreams of throwing the baby into it really yeah you would never know from the video you can't go from instagram you can't judge from instagram but i mean you know we talked instagram give you that glimpse yeah yeah behind the scenes was done she was wow her story is crazy she was dead she didn't like being her mom like she was she said she didn't like it her baby started talking right it took years yeah it took her years i did not know it was that i always just thought it was just i'm sad because i gained some weight well they call it the baby blues but that's what it gets that's the softener yeah right so part of her reason why she's doing this whole thing is because postpartum is you're just a little sad you know it's way deeper than that yeah but then there's like and then her awareness mission is like it's it's it is that it's a real thing yeah and almost every woman goes through some some something right you know so yeah that's big and then like i didn't even know there was a postpartum for dads i didn't even know that was the thing what happened like the nurse really wow that's i mean it's just like i said a lot of those things are kind of like what you feel like it's it's hard for me to talk about it but like have you you felt postpartum when izzy was born a part of me hoped she wasn't alive oh like a part of it was hoping that she didn't come out the girl normally that's postpartum but early it's pre-part yeah and i never like during the whole pregnancy i was like like i didn't want us to be pregnant at all right and even when we heard i was like like you're happy right but also i was like [ __ ] man like everything's about to change nothing's gonna be the same right so then all the way up to her coming out i was just like yo it's not a it feels really bad now to say it they think about it right because of course i love my daughter but right but you just go like yeah man like what if she did die and then we can go back to being this and i was like yo we'll be sad but we get over it together that was like literally my thought like i wouldn't have been mad so that's hard yeah i mean it's really that's a little bit of the panic that we go through at the same time yeah and it sucks to say it out loud you know well this is why this is why we got the best podcast on the goddamn player right yeah because we the dads you don't hear this i never heard nothing like that in my life right yeah i mean it was a thing and then i was kind of like bummed and then like we took her home and then our first night was really bad because she cried all night yeah and we went back to hospital next morning and i was like yo my thought was like y'all keeper right like keeper and then when we were ready we'll come back and like i was like they do that right like they have a thing where people keep their kids right because it's like a little center yeah i was like why don't y'all do this until we get adjusted yeah so like like i said it was really tough to have and i didn't want to tell you what the hell you doing man all right what you doing greg i'm disturbing some people as well but i also got to be respectful of their privacy but why did it get so windy you know on top of that mad noise you didn't want to tell you of course not you know yeah you want to know about that yeah that's not something you want to tell especially like your partner and raising the kid right don't be like hey man come with us baby it happened right just me right that's why yeah i'm glad you shared that because i was in a full goal denial like me and can't have postpartum yeah oh yeah yeah but the fact that he said it angelina was the first one to hit me and then i started reading about it because then i was like why aren't i happy bro i should be i started yeah i should be and then like i told y'all i think like the first six weeks i felt like that and then we i was playing with her one time i was like and she was like and she did it back and i was like hey and then it changed everything and then she's been my best homie since oh so she just had to entertain she had to go here yeah because i was just like yo this is you know someone's just like and she was like what if she felt it that whole time and she was like hey that's all she was saying he was like oh yeah my friends what's crazy is seeing how chas is with izzy i would never i would have never known that right i would never have known that you know that he at the beginning stage yeah i mean that's like that's like like of course you can't imagine life without him and all that stuff now right because that's my homie yeah you know i'm saying like i'd much rather be at home than be out right so i can be like oh i got to get home to let me go tuck her in like i've left work talk to her and then came back to work you know i mean i'm just like let me have this time because i'm not going to be like that forever right it's all going to change yeah but i do have to give myself um like you can't get this time back pep talks yeah like i remember one day they just kept bothering me but i had stuff to do when i went in the garage i was changing out the clothes and i literally stopped and was like okay i can give them an hour or two right because i can't i can never get this you're going to be busy i'm always going to be busy so i literally had to like pump myself because i was tired i didn't i didn't want to do [ __ ] so i was like all right here we go we just we'll play hard for an hour and get back to where blah blah and then we played and they had fun and then i was like i felt good because i was like all right these are some more memories whatever but i did not want to do it and i literally had to force myself to play with them right at that moment that never gets talked about either like how like parents you don't want to do [ __ ] you don't want to do it and it's like but these kids is like hey man there's no off button yeah there's no off and you'd be like you make a decision do i do what i was going to do that you can do anytime or miss these moments that that are never coming back which i could go back to when they were younger and do more stuff with them yeah you know what i mean because once they're once they get to a certain age that's it they they don't want to keep cracking that no more yeah like you want another kid d.c oh man i don't know about that i'm sick [Laughter] of grandpa when being a grandpa is dope yeah that's what i can see the same things without uh the 24-hour experience that's true i'm looking forward to the to the grandfather i mean i can't wait to put pressure on you all the hands like oh yeah i can put pressure on that sincere press pause you're like nah man you got it got it though grandparents grandparents get to just tag in real quick yeah yeah and be fun for a minute and be like now take these take them back don't discipline they barely discipline oh they don't do [ __ ] that's why i feel bad for my mom living with us because i'm like she's kind of like our apparent yeah like she's a third does she does she discipline is he she has to because she got herself you know but easy really doesn't listen to them she listens to me all the time but my wife and mom they have a hard time getting like is i don't know for some reason cause i'm like didn't you hear her and she's going yeah and then she'll go do it and i'm like i don't know what it is what dynamic has been said already yeah but also i don't i don't get loud with her you know what i mean i don't yell at her you know so i don't know i don't know if that's the that's the difference like i have no idea but they'll be like hey and i'm like she knows you're the uh head of the household weird they know maybe mm-hmm kids know me all right and i know i'm the head midnight animals know too cause he be watching me more than he watches sabrina he'd just be like yeah but you know what i do also i discipline her right away like i don't ever spank her but i'll make her lay down yeah and i just called up like all right you don't get to have fun and we'll go lay down she's like no no and then i'll go back and i'm like ha ha ha ha you're like having so much fun right yeah and she'll be like oh i want to have fun and i'm like well you have to listen you know you know we can't do that blah blah blah and she's going okay and i'm like go give whoever a hug tell them you're sorry do all that good stuff right and then be back at having fun i'm like you get to have fun when you listen and you behave you gotta earn the phone you gotta know physical and discipline but i don't give her more than twice if i tell you more than twice we gotta go later i think i think that's what it is i used to think it was like father's size and voice mm-hmm but i think also we just have more of a we're nipping this now yeah like we're gonna go i don't know i don't know right like when i tell the boys i'm like hey guys it's time to brush your teeth and i'll say it just like that hey guys time to brush your teeth even though they're kids right and i know they're doing i'd be like i said it twice right yeah yeah they dropped everything they go repeating myself i don't know what it's because it's also because a lot of guys have that hey i'm only going to tell you once mentality right and then we show out that first time and we never have to shout out right yeah bro i was at tony's crib maybe 10 12 years ago right sincere was on the computer just typing away his mom was like hey she's never getting ready to go right sincere jill's typing she was like sincere we gotta go tony was like you mind gotta tell you when my time was on sincere bro packed up the here's the desktop this here packed up the desktop put in his pocket moved immediately he said if i gotta say if your mind i'll tell you again it's on like and i think i think it's a little crazy i think i think somewhere early we showed out yeah and they were like i don't want to see that ever again well because i was like oh it was on before somewhere it happened it was on me right and so seriously i remember wrong i remember on right like i know the same popular saying dads and i this you know we grew up in a different time but it's usually meant about to get physical it was a popular saying especially with black dads it's like we get home it's going to be me and you it's like ah i didn't i never wanted to hear it's going to be me what is your it's going to be me and you like i say all right oh that's yours oh you want to play um i don't know about yours i don't my kids aren't at that age where they're they're testing me like that's i'm gonna come up with my phrase probably when it's they're in their teens they're not there yet and they're gonna make fun of it one day right yeah they're not there or where they're like challenging me or they gonna get there and then it's gonna be like bruh pull up maybe that might be what it might be full of i don't know what it's going to be but my dad would say it's going to be me when i got older but they're too you they're too little right now like i don't even have to say anything a lot of times the way our house is set up i could see downstairs so that they have this thing i'll open it and they're from their room and i can look down or i can look down from the top of the stairs and when i hear them yeah when i hear stuff going on i'll just they hear it i open it loudly on purpose and i just look down and then whatever is going on yeah it stops shuts down whether it's how they talking to her or they'll be like what you looking at [ __ ] nah they they don't want what up [ __ ] yeah what's up that happy coming down here what kid looks like kendra's like yeah right now it's just you're wasting time they're good they they're real respectful they're good they just you know i only repeat myself man yeah i think i saw i was if my daughters would give me like a look like they wanted to do something i would probably you good oh that was your thing are you good and i'm just acting you all right and then once once i feel that energy i'm going now i'm going to poke you you're sure yeah let me let's let's talk if you want to talk about that just to see where they are let me see how far are you willing to go yeah we'll say be like you have to establish that dominance like right that's what made tony sketch so funny the one where uh where he was telling serene uh sincere no serene something he was doing his homework and you got something on your mind he's always said that too you got something something on your mind he was like no then he beat up the dummy yeah i forgot about that yeah but that's how it be it's like my dad should be like you got something to say and in my head i'm like yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah it's outside now you got it you got it you got it you got it no not at all you better be doing your homework i'm doing my own you got to poke a little bit to be like i want to make sure there's nothing in there yeah my dad used to do that too make sure you sure yeah if you wanted no no no no no no you got it bro hey i probably laid out in a toys r us and screamed loud to show you're not going to embarrass me like all embarrassing hilarious wow since then has been you want to play oh so once you say that he's going to lay out yeah you're going to do something bigger bro i keep telling people bro that's so it like it makes so much sense bro my wife and kids that mentality of like yeah i can outdo this with you right yeah like i can play bigger games oh absolutely i'll take it right i love it we're going like i did drama class so let's do it i feel like i need to take another drama class by the way and just another acting anything i got to take a break i'm losing that muscle i'm about you too you gotta take a bath i've been dead muscle man why are you doing that you know you don't just like do random like uh improv scenes with the kids i do improv with the kev on stage studios that's been my little acting fix lately but no and like you know i feel like i'm losing that i feel weird thing because we be doing improv scenes and just randomness i'm gonna send you this lady would you always say i'm a good actor i went to her i'm gonna send you her stuff and then her she's very private though 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financial freedom today by visiting pbs debt.com slash issues yeah man goddamn idiot [Laughter] [Music] did i say real quick you're going to see somebody insert a needle in my arm i'm just doing a healthy iv you boost it oh wow i'm just letting you know yeah all right we got a question from carlin pierce what's up yeah this ain't a hard-hitting question but it is a good one okay all right if you could make if you could make cuci taste like anything else what would it be tacos i was thinking that that was my first go-to that was my first go-to ass gucci but i i think sweet right yeah yeah i'm with the sweet red let me change my mine is watermelon jolly ranch oh why you take my [ __ ] you guys got the same chick i'll switch it i'll switch it to raspberry i like the wrap i'll come a new but i swear i was thinking that man i'm gonna go watermelon yeah man i'm gonna go with sweet i'm sure i'm gonna go cheesecake and god help her god help her if it's cheesecake she's going to be dehydrated by the time i get to it chance be dining you better put a flavor on the cheesecake just regular cheesecake is great but you put flavor on it i've had i've had so many different types of cheesecake bro there's no there's no bad cheese i don't do chocolate regular chocolate chips yeah cheesecake's great bro i don't want to say cheese and vagina in the same sentence well that's different bro cheese and cheesecake are very different things bro cheesecake tacos was just my favorite food but that was my go-to when i read that question i was a taco snow like no i'm gonna go sweet but i'm gonna go if it's like you know licking yeah i'm gonna go with uh what's my favorite candies i really wish that was a thing though hell yeah if it was no y'all wouldn't see me for it yeah what's the thing man constant man there's so many sweet things that i like now you can get yourself your taste fix and without the camera yeah without the without the calories oh man you're getting stuck in your tongue come on man yo jolly rancher i think it's good for you dude something good it's good for your skirt it's good for your skin tony would say where do y'all think this came from water man i love water but this you know the taste we you know okay oh yeah you still ain't do george right i'll do two weird ones i got two let me do two uh-huh yeah go ahead the weird one would be guacamole i'm not judging that guacamole is a weird one with the onions in it i'm just thinking about it i'm thinking about the guacamole visual compared to the cat [ __ ] with chips it's just about the taste right yeah it's about to taste just the time i just went to the visual right dc you dipping uh i don't know if you guys ever had the sour apple jones soda i never had that little clear i wouldn't be mad if it tasted like the martinelli's apple cider marnell is a solid if it tastes like that oh i'm going with cheesecake i've gone i've gone too far in my head now i have to just catch myself from going i've gone too far i've gone too far and i'm like would i want to slurp would i want to lick whatever like i'm gone i've gone off the rails texture yeah campbell's soup i would dive in cheesecake face first anyway so it's right on for me you know what i'm going with the violet candies the violet finally capture you know the little purple candies that oh man y'all ain't y'all don't know no oh the ones that look like crystals and no it looks like a dry ass purple cube but it tastes good sounds disgusting yeah i haven't fired the candies sounded like some old coochie it's above the beaten path coochie what else you got yeah you got rainbow sherbet oh okay that's a nice combo it really is it gives you rainbow rainbow sherbet gives you everything i used to love rainbow when they first hit the streets i don't know if it first hit the streets but when i got introduced to it as a kid i'm like man this is the best oh i thought it was fading it's underrated i stopped like sherbet was amazing as a kid it's too sweet but just to be dining for that second ice cream stop trying to sell me on that sherbert is bootleg ice cream it's delicious no sherbet is fire bro i still don't get it it's like lime tangerine or something yeah different fruit flavors right maybe it's something to do with the fruit oh oh oh no it just hit me them apple pies that cotty mix apple crumble that's what i'm going for oh yeah i got i got really excited you guys you you two home without your points now no no no no bro the apple chrome right hella good bro no disrespect to kia but you ain't kia man [Laughter] apple cream or crumble man and the vegan one is actually better man this is fire now i have to prevent myself from overeating it when she make it i'd be like greg one time he was like everybody had there then he just grabbed the spoon man it's good man that's what i'm going with when i found out what she was making i regretted that i ate an apple because she was cutting up the apples i was like can i get an apple just have apple and i was like this is what you do with the apples i'm so sorry on the apples though how good it is the one time we had it when it was cool i got like the i didn't get the right apples you got to get the right apples and like granny smith or something like that no she said yeah no it's it's we do fuji but the ones i got like they weren't they weren't the right food but the fuji apples and then the vegan butter the vegan one actually was i liked a little better i'll be honest but yeah making the desserts are good i had to throw some ice cream i put some i didn't even had an ice cream at first when i put that vanilla ice cream to the side i just it made it all over the [ __ ] vanilla or vanilla bean i like i like the fruit or the french vanilla i like seeing those little speckles i'm not a big vanilla guy when it's alone no no no yeah but i like it man in between like an ice cream sandwich or a cookie ice cream is still my favorite strawberry ice cream i've never faded since i was a kid it's still my favorite cookies and cream it's still my favorite that's my favorite oreo like oreo cookie yeah oreo cookie shakes yeah man you okay do something yeah just busted a nut right here all right i got another question question from true bjd true bjd all right your wife or girlfriend told you that she's into females she has a conversation that she found a girlfriend but she wanted your permission would you be down if your wife or girlfriend has a girlfriend do i get perks out of this right where do i get a person just saying that this she just got a girlfriend like she got a side chick can she cook or is she just uh that's what i'm saying how does it benefit me i need to hear what what benefits yeah i need to know what benefits that means y'all saying no without the benefits but i don't know yeah so put threesome out your hands yeah two vaginas is cool for a night but not for a lifestyle you don't know that craig is that your lifestyle you don't know if you haven't lived it how do you know no you never lived it i haven't lived that's why it sounds like [Laughter] your wife got a girlfriend craig you saying no too much yeah no it's too much responsibility okay i ain't got that much time the responsibility ain't on you yeah what you gotta do this her girl i'm talking her girl what you think her girl is like when she get a puppy it's her puppy but you still end up taking care of you right you're still playing right in fact and i'm in the uh now i know that life i don't give a [ __ ] about those dogs and i'm paying for them and yeah so i'm like no if i don't get nothing out of here right i say no if i get if there's no perks for me for what what if the perks are it makes her happy makes her happier and she comes home and then it takes you take some of the load off you how about i say as far as perks like being left to hell alone right that's a perfect i think i'm good i think i'm cool with it i don't know i got to get something yeah i've always been cool in my relationships where we enjoy hanging out so i don't need somebody to take somebody off my hands so after that it's just merely so she'd be happy yeah i think i'm cool you know because your girlfriend can bring something to the table that i i can't or don't gives her that extra gives her that extra benefits package too like she cooking and then she bringing me a plate too like like what's what do i gotta get something if her girl cooks i'm gonna need i'm gonna i'm gonna need in on those yeah i need something that's something i demand then i'm like we'll move her in like if we're if she's done i don't want that i want y'all to move i don't want i don't want the movement if she's dope period's sinking is it like some sneaky stuff no you know so she just she's like i'm gonna be my girl gonna be my [ __ ] and you just gotta take it yeah i'm torn man i don't i don't know do i get a side jig dude well that's a great question if you don't know what i'm saying is everybody getting the girl i don't want a girlfriend now the hair room that's not the question so yeah it's not a question i definitely don't want another person to have to be responsible for it emotionally but that's the thing like it's not on you no i know somebody get a girl right oh okay um i was talking about like what you going with chase probably know if i'm like i love my wife and i'm like i don't want something to complicate me loving you or when you love somebody things change but you know if you love somebody i'm just gonna like i don't know i don't know i don't know what comes with if she wants to move somewhere she's like you wanna like well now what are we doing she's gonna she'll be sad if they when they have an argument and just sad around the house yeah i don't know don't take that out on me yeah cause i there's other stuff that comes with loving somebody else right people love their family and i'll be like your family is causing your family your family's trash so now i gotta deal with you like no that's alone like that you have to right but here's here's what i noticed though when it comes to family situations like let's say sabrina she has issue with her mom or her dad or brother or whatever she'll ventilate to me but she never she never you know pours it on me with like attitude right right she'll come in and be like man i'll talk to my mom i just listen right you know what i'm saying so that i can handle right like if she come home you know what i'm saying whatever her name is so she doesn't bring she it doesn't affect her with you yeah she's not coming in slamming stuff and giving me attitude hey what's happening hold on man you're right but like the ventilate i'm with it because i'll be listening i'll be like okay well uh you know i'm not giving you in your check really relationship [Laughter] treat her better right how about you here's my problem especially if i'm getting nothing right i just i don't care yeah that'd probably be my response you know what she did i don't give a [ __ ] that's your girl i don't i don't care i have to listen to the family stuff right right because i don't capitalize but you don't have to listen to the girlfriends so because technically that's my family now also right right but technically my girl hell no now if y'all want to make a little arrangement now we can do that and get that little meal and a little that's fine let's have a combo about it but i don't i don't want you to date her and she stops liking me the other girlfriend's like i don't really like chairs i mean now she got to make a decision or even though she's just being like you know what she was right you are you you do do this when you're mad i'm like hey man you already talking about wait a second that don't happen yeah you know what she was right she was saying that you you you get a little moody at some times like hey cuz you you know oh yeah she gonna be ventilating about you to her oh yeah yeah man i don't want that man as long as it's 100 all the way around my answer is no so i'm not going to be supporting another relationship but i'd rather you put you got i'm just like why don't you put that extra energy that extra effort back into it and loving us being back into our relationship all that extra energy going on so everybody's out yeah i'm cool with it i'm out i'll give it a shot i'm out i'm out because if you haven't i'll give it a shot if we have problems at home and you got problems outside we not taking care of home okay are you gonna spend more time over there because we got issues here all right come out he already know i was out here right craig you out i'm i'm in depending on the person yeah i'll give it a shot bring it if you're bringing it into it i've been off the just needing vagina stage right right i need yeah you have to benefit my life if you're not benefiting more to the table than just ask you out what's in it for me though right i don't care if it's you buying gifts i got your man some new draws they ain't nice drawers are they the manscaped girls i'm i'm all in the man's cage i take that i got another pair too you got another pair yes i got they're the best man they're just they're just comfortable i need to stop i'm jealous of your testicles right scotty cotty was looking she was like man they just sitting there i was like you see him that's the ball no no it's not the ball separating it's just they have the power air conditioner everything in there um and they oh i tested i mean that's what i'm going to tell you guys i tested the spray like i had a real test i went we were on set all day shooting over the weekend i sprayed that morning so you know on said it'd be hot mm-hmm yeah you're walking and i my kids were there on you know i'm doing that i get home and i had to wait for kyle to get home go work out mm-hmm so i'm on set all day go work out i said cotty we need to i need you facility check i need you because when i went to pee you know how when you musty and you go pee you yeah i smell nothing ah so i said i you know i was like i need you to come check me out yeah it was like they still smell good i was like after a full day of a workout and she was like no i still smell it wasn't like they just smell like nothing she was like i can still smell like the scent the cologne yeah wow and so yeah the spray kept them balls fresh the entire day balls was out here cloned up yeah i'm ordering my manscape dude but i'm doing it today i know what it might be spraying yeah i'm getting the spray work so i have now i have the spray the lotion the trimmer the drawers um the nose hair trimmer um any products be legit man the nose head trimmer is key it's legit what did that happen when all of a sudden it was just there and they're easy to i got a gray in my nose yeah coming back that was one of my earliest grades was in the nose yeah i got a gray in the nose and the sack it was like one one white exactly one way now they're coming they're gonna pull up you guys yeah i had uh two pop up on me on the balls and i had to find out now my [ __ ] oh wait how are you gonna see those how do you even find that out someone obviously you're right i know hey correct craig doctor it ain't turn on conversation anything is possible you got two great ass hairs [Laughter] you can get 20 off and free shipping with the code issues at manscape.com that's 20 off plus free shipping with the code issues at manscape.com it's all legit i stand by once she did that smell test i was like i can go tell people in the podcast she was like nah she was in there she was holding the [ __ ] she was like she was in there and she was trying to find something she was like nah she was trying she was hunting yeah she was legit and it was weird because i'm just sitting there like yeah yeah let me know what it smells right let me know what it smells like y'all a close couple yeah all right uh let's do another question let's do another question just one question i like it on the iv guys man look at craig craig about to get it bro you're professional this is next level stuff craig about to get so drunk bro that's crazy this is the recovery too he's going to be doing this again is this a recovery why does he have to be so negative what is this doing healthy what does that replenishing everything i lost in my [Laughter] don't know hilarious oh okay all right all y'all getting there just you and damien uh all of us all right turn up boost your immunity there you go boost the i'm about to fly out there everybody on the news tonight he's just taking it to a boycott yo all right next question um this is from carl uh carlin pierce again i like this question what you got man you got to be an insect for 24 hours without dying but you retain all your human knowledge for the day what you choosing just for 24 hours 24 hours [ __ ] you were insect you're trying to survive yeah i'm gonna say a b might be nice yeah something that can fly i'm minding my business might be a butterfly you know people admire you oh look at that they don't kill a lot of butterflies i don't want nothing well i can be stepped on so i want to be able to fly okay um and even with human knowledge like even as they fly i know let me just stay over there i'm playing this [ __ ] i'm not gonna go in nobody house oh you gonna be a regular fly i'm just saying if if you could be like i'm just trying to survive for the day yeah i i i'm i'm going with the b that's my okay i'm just saying like with human knowledge like flies be dying because they becoming a people house you know i mean if you stay outside yeah if i know what i'm doing i'm just out here pollinating man yeah i'm pollinating these hoes and moving up my mind i don't want anybody out there waiting on y'all not in the beast out here out here in the dandelions how they get them though you can't in the webs i'm damn sure they're gonna think about think about all the bushes you walk past and see how many spider webs is in there that's true that's the yeah the bushes but i'm not here but i got human knowledge you got human knowledge so i'm looking yeah so yeah i'm not happy with my b vision though i don't know and people don't want to mess me because i'm a bee no that's when they mess with you no humans don't you know what i mean people don't know i don't want to i yeah i don't want to do be nice can i see like oh that's a spider web right there you got human knowledge so you know okay there's people i'm chilling over there okay we're not talking about human knowledge yeah you got human knowledge i'm sure b has some sort of knowledge but when that's matt come out of nowhere just come out of nowhere nobody be like oh this precious bee yeah but you're around people to get smacked so you have enough discipline not to go sting somebody right like this mother no cause you're gonna die i know but i'm like i'm gonna sting the [ __ ] on yeah i'll be a bee i'm sticking with that i might try to sting you in my last second so i can like be able to change back before i die before you die all the way you got like point three i just see chazz as a bee where the detroit lions had beat up forces oh the forces flying low with a gun yeah i might also uh this is this is a risky one i might be a roach bro that's risky because i'm a hideout though but like this other road to be out in people's space like they'd be like when did you see a roach like oh [ __ ] you bomb everything right but i would just be chilling i would be like i'm gonna stick under the fridge hopefully somebody spills something too 24 hours it's just a day i mean a day termite i'll be a termite turmeric yeah termite you don't never see turmeric never see termites you just eat your wood eating it all day [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] tony uh i think i think i'll probably be a praying mantis okay because they don't they don't have a lot of predators on them and birds and they i think you want some bran man this is ebirds the y'all do the same hand gestures you in the praying mantis like yeah we in here yeah yeah but man just be other prank men's be rolling up on them and they're hella big they're so nice noticeable you're gonna get enough yeah i wanna you have to fight you can't smash because you know you get eaten yeah you can't hit nothing it's just a day i can go a day without a day i could be a female praying man it's cause you know a lot of humans don't be killing them like that people people like admired everybody yeah they close it up so i feel i would feel safe on the human standpoint um and then from you know predators i would feel like i could handle myself if they roll up yeah except for birds would be tough yeah birds coming for you birds would be you gotta blend in with that leaf in that move most definitely and just be big i'll just be chilling because birds don't come for bees right i'm not pretty sure if they catch them slipping you think so i don't think birds would eat i don't think they could be hunting bees but i don't think they'd be all up in there like but you know i mean that's yeah that's a snack i'd be damn sure a ladybug i thought about a little bit everything nobody killed it i thought they're supposed to be good luck but i feel like they would be too visible to predators so i was like they don't think they have predators yeah they do every insect has predators anything roll up in that spider web is getting got oh not my human hands but if you have the human uh knowledge you got the human knowledge but can you see though like that's now the vision i'm not sure how i don't know even humans walk into spiderwebs all the time but we got the power to walk through them as a bee i might not have the power to walk through it you know get caught in a spider web and then go out like that and you just see him coming doing his little thing what's up getting caught in the spider web but that spider left oh yeah so you just tortured for 24 hours shaking thinking you about to die 24 full hours uh-huh but they never came for you you know but this is abandoned you see a spider walking to you oh my god that's one of the worst fears the one of the worst things i've seen in my life is the movie to fly the original the black and white nice yeah now when they did the remake jeff goldblum just deteriorated they blasted them whatever but they didn't show the reverse side of the human going to the fly right so in that black and white at the end of the movie you see help me you just hear that and they sitting at the bench like what's that and then they look down and they see this it was like his head and his arm and the rest was a fly body and he was stuck in a spider was coming and he was yelling for help he was like help me and then they were just watching i was like help this man man you know what it is and then the spider was coming in close i think that's where my fear of spiders came from was that scene is he gonna go well him up he's not even gonna eat him right now let him simmer this is one of the scariest movies i've ever seen this isn't black and white but it's terrifying he was like help me help me you know like yo help this man i thought it was so disgusting when when jeff turned into a flower oh my god that was nasty yeah it was his ear fell off then he was throwing up even while all that was happening he was still trying to get some absolutely gina gina davis was killing back then man that that dog scene in the beginning that messed me up or that is that part two it might be two because i don't remember when he was trying to do it on purpose and his dog ran the machine before they closed the door so he turned he just melted i was like oh i'm done they might be part two yeah yeah yeah i faded out after part one yeah part one yeah i remember the original like barely black and white yeah i mean watching it back in this it was cheesy with the you had the lab coat on with the fly head but i was a kid so i remember watching it in like it was dope because also i think i had to watch the turtles first yeah so then my dad was like oh you got to watch where this is from yeah oh oh oh yeah makes sense that makes sense i was a kid though i was like five or six like backstage no baxter stockman interesting but that reversal man that tore my life in half [ __ ] loving his life yeah yeah yeah just taking drugs in straight to the veins now it's heroined and kicked in they want you on mute again craig you're on mute bro correct don't know your mute correct you don't it's a real life fantasy bottle it's not a shirt right okay here's a here's a question from uh tanisha turner what's up tanisha tt all right hey auntie hi so she got a question i love watching you guys and as soon as i get the notification i fly to the channel thank you first of all love love in addition i have a two-year-old son who is barney baby shark or thomas the train obsessed have you did you ever have to negotiate on what you and your child will watch on television because this is a battle when i want to watch you all and he wants to watch barney he won't watch tv alone so we be battling first of all your son need to get on this daddy yeah i'm saying we you know we could we we we for the kids ask them this might be this might be more for you and keon i remember these questions though this question i remember the boys always have had ipads since day one because the grandparents mm-hmm so there was never you want to watch right yeah you watch your show and then but then it just comes to a time where i just when it came to you know playoffs so i'm just pulling rank i said hey dad we watching that the game's on go figure it out like it's it's but dead it's time that's just it so now that and that happened from day one so now when you know like this year's playoffs i was like games coming on they'd be like all right and they was like dad gonna watch his games we figured out but now they kind of was like into it this year so i actually saw their sports stuff coming yeah and i was like oh here we go they put it on and they was like all right i'm the green team on the white team and they grab their little hoop out and i was like here we go yeah he got a little basketball game now on his thing he's like i'm lebron james i'm michael jordan i'll be like yeah yeah they know about jordan too enjoy it because my son's like a a rapper he don't listen to other people's [ __ ] so he don't watch like basketball like that he's like nah i don't really watch it like that um okay he don't want to be absorbing moves and doing that's what you're supposed to do he's like nah man i want to be original on the court wait which son sage he's like with sage he likes making it up as he goes or thinking he makes it up as he goes when he watches other things like now basketball's at a point where everybody trains the same so everybody does the same exact moves and he tries to uh go a little past that that's you supposed to take you supposed to steal and not in any other thing but in sports you're supposed to steal and add it to your game add your own flavor to it i posted the video today on my story of you know you know kobe studied jordan it was scary bro oh yeah yeah it was scary oh you haven't seen it oh my god yeah i was like this is creepy yeah no i mean it's how much kobe practice bro i was like yo that was they keep saying that like remember kobe was like i got my moves in the same place from jordan got his moves from who did jordan steal from um i heard it was not dr j i forgot who it was because he looked up to somebody was one of them he was one of them yeah dr j and jerry west but i think the fade thing i don't know where he got that from but i know now everybody goes to elijah right for the federal they go to his camp and for that kobe went to elijah right and uh dwight howard didn't didn't he did he's the only one who who went to work out with a large one for summer and didn't come back better okay exactly the same everybody else like i know uh durant stole uh dirk's one foot like yeah you take steve nash steve nash got that too you take stuff from people lebron lebron take it from dirt well a lot of it comes from other players that he plays against too but then like i said when we go to i go with him to the training and it's like all right if you do all these they're going to defend them because they know exactly what's coming up no and i remember like ginobili was the first person i saw dude he was he was the first that made it because they they talked about that and it was uh uh i think it was petrovic before him used to do it but it wasn't when ginobili did the one against shaq dude we ain't never we hadn't because he took this wide step came back and shaq was like i don't i don't know where he went i don't know no because when you were wild bro because i see giannis do it every play right right but now it's just a part of the game right yeah exactly you gotta have to get it back then everybody was like what the hell right was that because he stepped he stepped this way and he couldn't step that way and i was like i don't even know what this is i don't know did you nobody uh create it though no it was normal in europe okay but he came over here putting it in putting it on you know what i mean like like have petrovic not died we probably would have saw more european influence in the game earlier right but genobly dirk and all them put it in yeah they said he was going to be that guy he was that he was killing him yeah he was just kidding because car accident yeah because cool coach got big as like a euro player and yeah he was like yeah and then there was somebody else oh divock was saying they were boys weren't they mm-hmm yeah so the devic didn't have no skills like that and then now it's like now you got the lucas and now it's just normal now they've beaten hearts mastered the eurostat yeah yeah once they clamp down on something they're going to call it i like when iverson started when he was carrying i cleaned him forever calling carrie they started calling him but he even said it wasn't a problem until he rocked jordan and then they were like you can't be doing that so then they start calling it but even that's gone like everybody carries everybody carries travel they don't call nothing the whole hand be under the ball right and then i feel bad for defenders like you i don't have a chance in hell right because you allowed all these rules to be broken like i don't what i'm supposed to do with this right and then they're like nobody plays defense you can't you can't how's you already playing the best right and then the best get the cheat right trash yeah man and then now cats are just shooting from the half court line like like they were talking about uh remember when uh of course dame is famous bye-bye shot and then they were like they're supposed to be an elite defend i'm like he is behind the half like you can't guard that like if you can just hit that with all that confidence bro that's why stuff is great right you can't right and people got on him for that when he was like that's a bad shot he wasn't wrong for saying that for most people that is a terrible shot right right for dame yeah yeah people they watch practice and make it five times and if i'm defending you i'm probably like you're probably not going to shoot it out here for 43 seconds yeah every three seconds left like i don't think i'm a shooter yeah i'm probably going to see you get a little closer wait for a pic it's coming something are you pulling up like what are you doing and i don't like when people say that too like you're supposed to be a good defender that's why i'm on the best players like i am a good defender right but they don't they're all stars as well they're going to get me great offense outweighs great defense all the time yeah said what's the boy uh he barely scored everybody was elite tony allen tony allen kobe was like that is the best hands down mm-hmm the best defender i ever played against but tony allen still got got some time like that's gonna happen yep patrick beverly gets got all the time wait i don't think he's that good though i think he's he's more antics and he's hyped himself up right you think no he's i mean he's a good defender no i've seen him make great plays we've seen him make great especially in the playoffs i think he came out big but but i think he he's more loud energy energy is 100 correct yeah he's a great defender i think a great defender is drew holiday yeah right great he did a great job this year chris paul he did when you watch them guard how they move and stuff he anticipated they're talking big noise about chris paul come back now see what i'm talking about will you come back and drew was like he came back clamps but i was talking about that with the uh team before um who they play who they played before before the uh before the finals then they beat the west finals clippers clippers oh that's right that's right that's right yeah i thought chris paul was gonna come out and just be like this is my time chris paul was supposed to have 40 a knife kept saying he was supposed to be like he was on fire before he went out the first two games he played very well and then after that but then they changed i feel like they got a coach they made drew was like i got and then even in the finals giannis was guarding chris paul right they were they were just a better team though they were a better team and people thought it was closer but it really depended on middleton and drew they played well right the bucks didn't lose games right and they played well and giannis i feel like giannis wanted it more than everybody else to drop 50 50 in the game though in the finals booker did all he did no he dropped like 43 games in a row right yeah no no but in the final role in that last game one off game the last game game six right because paul had 20 something no booker had a good game he had like it was like the game it was the game before that he had a bad guy because he had like 11 in the finals i don't think he even scored that much yeah i don't know but i don't know in that last game in that last game it made me i wanted chris paul to win i feel like he's been in the league a long time but how giannis was playing i ended up being like janna deserves this like he's playing harder than everybody how much work did he do oh no i pull rank that's how we got it right my kids would watch tv i would uh i would be happy they were watching tv whatever show there i would give it up give it up to him because like i get some time to check on myself yeah so whatever if they would never keep them quiet whatever kept them quiet and yeah y'all go i can go watch the game somewhere else yeah i'm like keon is easy now because he likes watching i gave her an ipad an old one but she rather watch it on my phone then for whatever reason on an ipad so control i mean maybe but she but she'll be sitting back and just holding it one hand eating grapes and [ __ ] that's why she can't hold the eye sometimes the ipad's too big yeah but i mean she can just like i just like just post it up but she just want to hold it it should be eating kids like compact yeah so so you know i get to watch whatever i don't have my phone but that's why you all be like man you and i'm like disappearing she got it bro if i if it's if i'm it's five or six that piece is he be getting all the alerts all the custom we be doing wait she knows how to wipe off her text any alert i only tell her if i get a phone call bring me the phone yeah so she'll do that but she'll bring it to you she'll bring it to me on a phone call oh okay because i go like i can't miss phone calls how did you train her to not do that i just told her because before she was just i was like hey let me see that because i knew i was expecting a call yeah so did you skip my call she was like mm-hmm i said hey you don't do that i was like if i get a call and that was it it was the one time ever since then she always smarter bro these kids with these technologies because i'll take it away you know actually looking like yeah she was like she'll come up to papa call and i'll be like oh okay but if it's my mom or my brother she'll answer it really yeah she will be like it's on facetime yeah she'll be like people hey i'm calling i'm like man she's a genius she called she called mc life bro she called her she facetimed her wow i was like if she like picked up yeah she was like hey what's up she was like where's your where's your dad and i was like yo i know what that's not like i was like that's funny man you didn't just do that but yeah i mean because she had like talked to her and she'd seen her you know like anybody hey she called the legend on the phone and i was like whoa what are you doing because what happens is even though they can't read they start recognizing the names yeah right on the facetimes so they can make their own calls because they know and some have pictures like my mom has a picture light had a picture of it yeah so like kendrick can't keelan can put stuff together but kendrick don't know his letters and stuff yet but he knows this combination of letters and makes this name it's crazy to see how their mind like for my nephew xavier it's just an x and she's like she picks up that no like she'll call him she just like there's an x and she'll call and i'm like all right guess we're calling xavier right now that's what's happening so it's crazy to see that but i'll just let her go watch whatever you know and then i always try to listen right i just want to hear what she's listening to so that's my biggest thing because i don't always look but i want to hear anything wild because one time i think some ad came on i was like hey what are we doing here are you tired of it we lost correct oh [ __ ] i didn't pee oh crazy i think sometimes they know when they ain't supposed to be watching something too i know mine do because i'm always like hey let me let me look at that they'd be like oh and i was like you knew this was fun they paused a little bit i was like you because that you know we let them go on regular youtube but i like chad i'll be listening but on regular youtube they have all these kids stuff but then sometimes they'll have adult parodies of the you know spider-man whatever so i'll hear something like yeah the adult jokes yeah i'm like what you watching oh it was it was a i was like get out get out of there it came in yeah you know i just automatically queues up i remember when the boys were young i used to put on like uh anything pixar three ninjas three ninjas kicked back nah not surf ninjas we didn't had that on dvd uh so it was a lot of that you know they were generally watch tv in their room the wiggles would be on the wiggles sincere still watching the woods wiggles were the guys right oh yeah with the color with the different colors uh turtlenecks they would be on disney you know what um saying even stevens and stevens so who just has it but when i wanted to watch something i'll be like alright y'all y'all can watch tv in your room i mean one time though i wanted them to be educated so i was just like i put on schoolhouse rock you know the old school joints about nouns and verbs i'm like man y'all gonna love this and they'll say you're gonna learn some dope songs you know what i'm saying they was crying to turn that off put that on left i walk back past the rain like what's going on we don't want to watch this this is prime real estate you're learning and it's a cartoon i think cool i think school helps rosie it's generational sorry no that's not good go ahead go ahead man i was gonna say i don't want it to be where i love something and izzy hates it oh they were gonna happen yo my nephew did he didn't see fresh prince auntie king and kell not his fault man this is dead i talked to his mom and dad already he i was talking about uh uh major pain see uh uh did you put him on major pain not yet blank man i was like bro we got so much work to do yeah i was like i gotta fix you if i send you back bro he's on friday i'm just like what if he's like man i didn't like it it's fun it's fine if he doesn't like it you gotta see you gotta see it man you gotta expose me these are classics bro i was like he's like everything so far but i'm just like you gotta see oh yeah that's major pain how can i call this mom and dad i'm like what the [ __ ] are y'all doing with this kid yeah yeah yeah he doesn't like movies you make him watch yeah i remember like hating rocky when i was young because it looked old it was in the 70s but then of course like once it started i was like oh it's slow rocky one is kind of slow it is but then like two on me fights immediately right and in the big fight of course i just remember like you just gotta make kids watch stuff yeah you gotta you gotta sit down and watch this goonies you gotta give him goonies have you seen goonies he just got up on back to the future with this year oh oh you gotta put them on guys i'm glad my boy is like big trouble in little china classic i was like that's why you got to show them something that young y'all feel like they was all in i was like that's what i'm talking about you know what i'm going that was the main thing we didn't have to go through because we didn't my dad used to make me watch them westerns oh yeah that was hell it's tough other than the good the bad and ugly i love that one that that one i still can't because it was so funny it's slow but once they got like the the mexican dude was so funny to me the stuff he was saying i was like all right but my dad them clint eastwood i'd be like dad i i just i just love this siblings yeah i could never give a western western slo i like i like i'm picky with western but i can't do a lot of old ones i can't i i'm i'm only a white earth tombstone guy two two songs of all time young guns oh young guns yeah young guns but them open range was good posse was a little sloppy but i still like it i liked it i just liked it [Music] i don't know if she's even acting anymore she's directing a lot she's gonna yeah she's behind she she just did like on a big show i said you need to be in front of them she was dope in a black dynamite yeah she was doping uh low down dirty shame too oh yeah yeah for sure yeah that movie was dope man anyway let's get out of here all right i gotta do verbal cardio i'm hungry um dc where you at man what's going on oroville casino oh saturday all nighter where is that at about outside of sacramento oroville okay then i'm gonna come food with you one of those nights okay i'm come friday i'm waiting on my food yeah i gotta be telling your kids [Laughter] you know [Laughter] i'm just taking you to a show i'm gonna tell you [Music] that's the benefits i'm chilling dog i'm not you can watch that see my society i have a canisius episode bro yikes man canisius is so [ __ ] funny bro she tells this story bro about her her uncles and them putting her parrot in the microwave until they cuss bro she she's like the pair would be like oh [ __ ] dog hearing canisius do that whole story bro like watch see my site watch this episode it's a monster i got tanes uh tangerine coming next week hey um wha oh you run out of battery on run out of juice uh that's it so oh my bad so i see mine coming next uh on uh what day i drop i think i always just drop right before daddy issues whatever it is see the wednesday nights and thursday mornings i drive right before i think it's wednesday look at that sometimes i'm late and i'll be like oh let me get this out before daddy issues yeah all right yeah i like seeing us on here yeah right here we're right here man we in the building is this the people seeing right now is what the people say right now [Laughter] saturday i am at uh comedy chateau okay yeah yeah 9 30. north hollywood yeah no probably i don't know you guys like to choose oh new york thursday is that this week my phone over there i believe check my website people always everything's on my website but i think thursday which would be today i think i'm in belleflower but i'm not sure just check the site though keonpoli.com has all my stuff and all the show information all this stuff tony i'll be at flappers this weekend actually uh as of as of today it might be um it might still be some tickets available because when i had to shift the dates because i got kobe i had to shift the dates to the 30th and 31st some people had to get refunds so some more tickets have become available for the flapper show uh it's like 10 for friday uh 10 for both friday shows have 10 tickets right now we bought tickets man the saturday show early show has eight tickets so you can still get in on it if you act now now when this airs i don't know uh either friday saturday and sunday it's just friday and saturday for shows we actually bought tickets oh word meaning that was joe's idea that's not the point that was definitely yo it came up the shared account because you always want to be like why are you putting tickets to the show which i understand exactly we bought tickets off the shared account are you going are you going with y'all yeah yeah i'm gonna pull up so i'm bringing my cousin pull up man and my mom ain't gonna get the kids on saturday so kylie can't go hey man pull up man um also this would be the last day to get your white skibitty paps uh skippity pap white uh last sale day is tomorrow uh so get it get it asap uh we got kid sizes too so turn up get your white skibbity you know what i'm saying we are talking them hard too the white skipping thanks man the material looks super soft this is super soft material man you know you know how we do it the materials um soft man yeah intense right there anyway if y'all have questions for us uh ask us in the youtube comment section with the question bowl print uh good questions today we should do questions again next week we should we should we should double up on the questions because we passed due way [Music] yeah and i'll have a question next week oh with dc coming back with the questions it was a good time thank you all for tuning in man and uh we out there

Channel: Tony Baker

Views: 24,934

Rating: 4.9644127 out of 5

Keywords: daddy issues, daddy, issues, Tony Baker, Craig Wayans, Chaz Rodgers, dc ervin, keon polee, fatherhood, black fathers, black dads, kids, black children, children, raising kids, teenagers, raising teens

Id: 2Ljq4nM9UEU

Length: 119min 47sec (7187 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 29 2021