Daddy Issues: The Biscuits Episode

issue Craigslist in Montreal drunk so um [Laughter] so he's on he's on 12. okay so we apologize in advance no you're welcome let's go come on [Music] we doing a food episode finally on daddy issues we were talking here we've been talking for years about this food episode but uh we finally we finally got food never mind if we gonna eat it right here on the show you good right there we got uh we got biscuits from five different places we got Carl's Jr McDonald's Chick-fil-A Popeyes and KFC mm-hmm with the biscuits you did right there Craig ordered his biscuits in he said Popeyes Greg represents Popeyes and Craig came through DC represents KFC KFC cup Chaz is representing McDonald's baby McDonald's come on Kiana is representing Chick-fil-A and I'm representing Carl Winslow [Music] oh yeah you're right you're right I missed all that so that's what that's why we got all these bags here we can take the bags down okay take your respective bags I'll take my box y'all got bags I got a box I like the Box the boxes they do a strawberry biscuit with chicken and like a sauce on it wait so you didn't do that because I know Tony's vegan but I wanted to say I thought of y'all and I was gonna do it why you just didn't get the regular Popeye's biscuits to make it fair a fair game because strawberry is the regular Popeyes no it's not that's what they're pushing though Jasmine Popeye's got a regular biscuit are we just giving everybody yeah yeah okay yeah well actually because Craig did something you want a strawberry yeah [Laughter] so Craig fumbled and got some strawberries mine is all naked we're supposed to make it even though [Laughter] put them up on that uh stand so we can see him because I can't see them and the people at home can't see them let's see what these biscuits look like naked this KFC sucks already why are you hating on my biscuits bro because they suck did y'all get butter all right I got butter and honey okay so we have to take a bite regular first all right butter and honey wait if if you disqualifying my but it's not on there we're not doing it yet mirror so we biting this with nothing right yeah this is my light I didn't even know that was a light would you think it was you miserable kind I got one see that van what is that your hand me this stupid Papa has been so stupid some of the bathrooms it's like a Cinnabon all right the ice ice and all wet oh wow that's the bathroom yeah you see that I don't like this that's my little Nook for my cranny that's my little monkeys yeah look at that that's my chair that's my luggage that goes for me y'all mind your business about that okay it's all you use on the ground oh no it's fresh you said you had butter brand new yeah I got butter I got a little butter I got a little honey all right they just gave me honey they didn't give me butter I got they gave me strawberry preserves man I want that Carl's Jr didn't have butter but he kept asking yeah you sure you don't want that you sure you don't want that note let me get some butter we don't have butter like that man so I I got jelly that's the Nook for my this KFC gonna need some butter I can see it it just looks right yeah I do not want to eat this KFC yo I'm sorry for getting married let's begin Pillsbury all right we're beginning yeah let's begin man all right we're doing KFC first without further Ado no butter let me get my water ready KFC though you can't see raw I'm about to soak this biscuit now in water DC's responsible for the KFC biscuits yeah DC brought them dry ass biscuits oh [ __ ] biscuit um dust off his hands from them dry ass [ __ ] it's better than it looks it is hey KFC the KFC biscuits is actually not bad what number we give them the KFC biscuits out of ten I think I have to try the other ones first to see which one's the best one so what number we gonna give the KFC that wasn't bad for a straight little yeah it was yeah wait can we do it with the other stuff now that we tried it raw I mean that that would affect the taste of everything else so you probably gotta taste everyone yeah all right let me go to the next one I'm just doing like a bite of each one yeah I'm just doing everything wrong biscuits yeah then I'm gonna win all right yours is disquality you're out yeah you're not even included you just ruined the whole thing come on you can see the butter on the chicken I like what you did correct Chick-fil-A all right so Chick-fil-A you want Chick-fil-A biscuit yeah what I want to see is who could talk the fastest after you eat that dry ass [ __ ] oh this is an attractive biscuit [Applause] I get KFC now I give it a I get KFC at seven yeah I give it a six I'll give it seven where you at with a DC you sipping water with it already I give the KFC a seven yeah Chick-fil-A I might it might be a tie yeah I don't know y'all drinking a lot of water after that because we're eating biscuits though they think though the reason I got it's called they might be a tie because KFC I mean Chick-fil-A clearly has butter on it right it's still not and it's still literally explode over the KFC I honestly it didn't match Keon's reaction right this uh ain't bad oh you already went to the club man yeah on the way was I hungry bro I told you I bet the bag wait a second so Chick-fil-A is getting the seven for me as well I'm gonna try I'm gonna try the KFC with butter and then see what the difference is fair game all right so far season what you getting out of it let's hear what you getting oh that that you hit a dry spot I seen when you did like this that was the dry spot in the biscuit I'm giving Carla eight I think she was better I'm not just saying that because Carl is on my watch but the car legit let's slow down that's like extra seasoning salt it's salty yeah I know I'm not feeling the crops it's too salty for you after the biscuit all right KFC with butter oh wow well you already went to McDonald's okay yeah I can't be stopped no I went back to KFC to see what it was with butter I got uh Chick-fil-A and the cars over here you were just hungry dog yeah I'm going to McDonald's over all right McDonald's [ __ ] Mickey D's McDonald's it's better than I thought it was gonna be none of these are bad y'all saving the best for last obviously because Craig bro I kind of like McDonald's don't get McDonald's with seven I think McDonald's is the Lord in KFC no no I got McDonald's McDonald's they doing nothing over the top it's good but it has like nothing right now I got that KFC I got it uh uh Chick-fil-A and Carl's Jr tied at eight and then KFC and McDonald's at seven man I kind of like the McDonald's McDonald's kind of soft so which one's your favorite so far man mine's the mine is Carl watch how I'd kill the game I got a tie with the uh with the KFC and the uh Chick-fil-A kinda I'm seeing how quiet Chaz gets on these biscuits that's when you know it's good he gets real quiet I'm just let my taste buds do off the talking I'm like let's see see what they say yo let me get uh is this honey let me taste crawl again yeah go back to the Celtics I'm doing y'all trying to keep the strawberry I'm putting honey on this uh this McDonald's enjoy it I'm counting yours Greg I count yours bro we knocked out we talked about this before because they sell them it's one of their biscuits we discussed it before him hey why are you why are you bringing gold why are you bringing golf balls to an NBA game we already had the rules established right we've discussed this I wouldn't have ordered strawberry biscuits we don't know why you ordered them this is why we're not doing the um what's the cheddar biscuit right it looks like we want plain biscuits across the board that's why we ruled out real lobster but that's their new biscuits bro bro you messed up bro come on your team Chris yo watch when y'all eat the McDonald's with the honey man [Laughter] can you mute Craig for a little bit Yeah punishment all right McDonald's with honey oh man the McDonald's with honey man bro let me get let me get on your level that was a good time man uh hold on a second okay this McDonald's hold on a second McDonald's it made my eyes water all right tastes like a cake man all right I'm gonna do butter and honey on the McDonald's all right so I'm coming in with the shoot which one is this one it's the Chick-fil-A for real all right you back Rick hey man oh you really muted me oh man that's because my biscuits are so fantabulous not in this discussion no I'm trying the honey on the uh I gotta change my scores McDonald's with the honey and butter mm-hmm the Chick-fil-A biscuit might be my favorite the Chick-fil-A with the honey let me see okay damn KFC's last clearly we can all agree on that yes chances I didn't get to the honey KFC yet it's more dinner all right so even though it doesn't count God damn please Facebook please oh I am Craig oh man I just said I wasn't gonna eat it and my biscuits was there this McDonald's please don't disrespect the strawberry biscuits that I sent from out the country and showed up on time and they was on time they was on time even though I wasn't there they was on time I wasn't supposed to it's tough when you add the honey but sometimes they get closer to each other they do everybody everybody's starting to blend together all right now I'm gonna do I'm gonna do KFC with the honey on it I'll take a nap see what we talking about hey let me know so I can announce describe it's in my fashion when the strawberry biscuits is about to be produced you're gonna do a whole thing for it oh which is all right [Laughter] no strawberry biscuits KFC last cup yeah I got KFC last KFC big lash when you put that honey on that Popeyes with the salt wait you had to pop out you mean Carl yeah the crawls with the salt oh [ __ ] hold on let me get to it yeah my bad yeah when you put that honey with that salt it does something different yeah do something yeah take me to another dimension okay so we got another number on that with the with the honey and the salt uh I still I think that's another ranking with honey did that put it up higher we could do two separate rings is it still out of seven DC y'all still had a seven with the honey um and the salt on it or did it go up a number no not KFC KFC still get a six for me why you hate him it wasn't not that great after more bites he got a lower score so can't fry chickens at the bottom yes KFC I call Camp Fried Chicken we picked that up um I got McDonald's higher than I thought I would I think I think I got I might have McDonald's over Carl's Jr wait did you get the strawberry jelly from McDonald's I do I have it here yeah I wasn't gonna do it though because I'm waiting for the strawberry is a cheap because I'm waiting for this this is a good code you got to put it on there [Laughter] [Music] McDonald's well you put the strawberry jelly on the sausage and the uh this so we can all agree KFC's last yeah I'm not even gonna finish it I can't see last that's fair enough KFC uh [Music] I wish it was five so many times I think I said I'm a mutant because I've been muted so many times I see what you did there see that I'm working on it just for laughs just laughs of course also I'm sorry guys I'm not in the studio um uh Canada at Montreal at the just Labs uh Comedy Festival uh what no name out there daddy issues are you going to like are you going to like events and everything like that I'm walking the streets um Staying High to people I'm going to the events I'm gonna go see Russell Peters tonight okay hang out with him a little bit and that's it and drop daddy issues everywhere I wish I had a daddy issue shirt I think I'm bleeding inside my chest I got another McDonald's one uh do we all have one extra one somewhere I haven't tried this with the butter and honey yet I got more KFC guys yeah yeah you mad okay with these biscuits biscuits where would you where would you put them biscuits with would you make a burger with them biscuits or are they just like not even biscuitable uh I think good soul food meal there go good with green dip it in a soup with the KFC biscuits yeah are we not digging in this one because I'm about to you gonna do the strawberry one I am thank you Chas you know superheroes [Laughter] right now we bring it in the strawberry biscuit that's a goddamn winner at the strawberry joint oh man it was immediate wheat let me see strawberry let me see the strawberry they put all the icing on here maybe when you just say some business trying to get to the heart of the business is going to win anyway chicken sandwich I wish we could have had a regular Papa but I know Tony vegan this ain't even a biscuit at this one it's a cupcake yeah Craig can you reorder biscuits and have them sitting here regular biscuits you gotta talk sexy to my biscuit that way that way Popeyes can be in the running for real this tastes like cake they ain't gonna keep distance for real I didn't I didn't step outside of what we were supposed to do they're on the menu Greg I'm asking you can you order some regular Popeyes and get them sent here they won't be as sexy so no enjoy that time you spending with that strawberry biscuit you escort that young lady back home after you done that Biscuit's fantastic that strawberry biscuits from Popeyes you too they are good though they fire they're hella good they're really good are they too sweet for you Tony yes I won I take it the Popeyes is fire but it's not even a biscuit at this point yeah well I ain't gonna keep disrespecting Popeyes what happened with that first of all the market oh okay okay damn this is like a donut yeah yeah it is damn near a donut it's good yeah I want to get that with chicken though it is [Laughter] like that that's a biscuit it's a strawberry that's the Hostess cupcake I was in a Little Debbie rapper and that was in a Little Debbie rapper where I'd be like hey you know what man let me go put this in the microwave real quick I sure as hell with them so what do they I'm here what are they saying just correct this whole time no oh they can see us see the struggle on my face what y'all going number where we going number one all right number one it's labeled as a biscuit number one is Popeyes [Music] [Music] then I think I'm doing McDonald's and then I'm thinking of Carl's Jr then KFC um the same but at the cheat code that goddamn Papa's I had McDonald's one okay I'm not mad at you yeah McDonald's won tie on the next two oh no no give us the cheat code too bro I had a tie with uh with uh girls and uh and chick okay and then KFC like KFC last yeah because McDonald's was still was was had a softness to it too like the uh like the Pillsbury softness yeah yeah so I gave McDonald's one it was in there oh no doubt I just gotta know for me yeah no doubt I thought it was in there I had a reminder yeah if it was in there that your biscuit would have won it's in there though but okay Chick-fil-A first that rock and then uh and then McDonald's then Carl's Jr and KFC did last when I went back and did it all again it's it tasted more like a dinner roll version [ __ ] got worse on you yeah it got worse now you got to eat that in the store now you don't get to take care see home you know the rules would have been what gotta get it would have been number one after we added honey and butter this Popeyes would have been number one right I don't know yeah did you taste the Popeyes biscuit oh yeah we don't know about the strawberries it's about the cheat code well yeah we all cheated but I don't know I would have to put strawberry and and everything on all the other ones too no it's good I would need cinnamon icing and all that other [ __ ] Popeye's had two cheat codes yeah I'm not even I'm not even entertaining your question yeah hey Popeyes is going you came in you came in on steroids like we all tested negative we always clean you was juicing bro you had HGH in your system yeah all kind of stuff that's a great analogy you know you came in on the road I'll accept that Keon you gotta accept all of it you got that you got the Asterix Amir how you ranking uh number one Chick-fil-A uh two Carl's Jr McDonald's and then KFC okay wait say it again I'm sorry say it again Chick-fil-A cars during your McDonald's KFC what did you have oh I had McDonald's second that's I had chicken first yeah McDonald's in an even Thai it didn't matter I had three of them tied on the initial raw um but I'm gonna separate everybody so Carl's Jr won uh uh McDonald's too Chick-fil-A KFC and then on the honey tip I think McDonald's slid up to number one that's softness yeah it was that softness uh which was that first biscuit I had with the honey on it McDonald's yeah McDonald's all right so McDonald's won uh Carl's two Chick-fil-A KFC all right with the enhancements I have McDonald's and Chick-fil-A tide no no ties you see it just separate no on the enhancements I'm gonna separate them okay enhancements oh okay yeah KFC's dead last even with the enhancements um and then Carl's Jr staying at third with the enhancements now with the enhancements it's tough it was real it was hard because McDonald's and Chick-fil-A was good as hell honey honey does make everything a little bit put those biscuits to another level yeah honey makes peanut butter better it's like you know what I'm saying I need the only makes tea bags what's correct saying you did I gave Carl's Jr The Edge I got I still have McDonald's number one with the honey but Carl's Jr snuck into second that's salt so that honey mixed in and then KFC still lasts and then uh which was the other one Chick-fil-A Chick-fil-A was third okay on the enhancements I want the Popeyes in this right I am so heated right now I want the Church of the failure [Laughter] I think Popeyes would have wanted anyways I think so too now that I'm thinking about the taste historically I I would put historically Popeyes the second only the churches for me yeah right right I think Popeyes would have dusted everybody off but since Craig [ __ ] up yes you did you crazy Popeyes won no don't talk about the enhancements on the others beautiful man get in my body but you didn't bring it you didn't bring the best the raw biscuit every time he don't own the [ __ ] up okay okay question then question okay do you count Craig's in the in the enhancements in the enhancement combo then I still don't here's why no because it had strawberries in there it had like it was just icing on top like we didn't even get a chance of icing with just honey and butter it's a little tiny Charlie Charlie [ __ ] in there he brought cake that was good though it was good it was good it was good the biscuit was fire y'all be stopping by there on your way home all right uh he told me enough cool let me do this ad uh ladies and gentlemen it's time to unleash the beach Beast Within you this summer manscaped is here to help you level up your beach game with their new beard hedger Pro kit they're going past Waist Deep In The Grooming 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know what I'm talking about you feel me man I wish I can grow a beard man you know what I'll give it a shot and it gave it a shot six times already you got the Wolverine the early Wolverine I had the Logan girl yeah he probably didn't get his until he was 100 or something yeah 136. yeah man every time somebody pumped me up you you should give it a shot tone you'll be like all right but that scruff look is in now bro you have to wait for this pop part to grow in man you don't want to cover your dimples either bro yeah I do like up here Tony's just impatient bro huh I gave it a shot I gave it a shot several times multiple times I've given these shots every year I give it a shot you were getting edged up and everything yeah yeah yeah and it was still you have to keep cutting it that's why yeah I was doing everything y'all said you didn't you let it grow you got to let it grow cut it no you got the time and you just let it keep growing yeah you just gotta you gotta grow cutter hang in there y'all talking about mute this whole goddamn no no we can hear you now we can hear you no you back and forth he was just immediately while he was doing that um but they shut your ball face That Ass Up You just bald-faced it that's what's going on you ain't never gonna have this why is the face I was like I heard it it hurted me that hurted uh you don't have any beard Secrets Craig he just here they all nasty okay well well never mind never never mind he got here on his back neck all right chest we got hair on your back here I'm talking about like the Italian style on your back like fool but it's a full range it's real thin too and fine but it's hairy oh yeah it just lingers at the top part it don't go all the way down it's just like on the shoulder area back here is wild that's that's hilarious they just hang out towards the top and go down the middle but I got I got a little thing now I can just hit my neck right there yeah and how do you get to it I got I ordered the thing it's like a little thing that retracts goes out like it's like a shaver yeah it's got the blades on it and this man this is dangerous no any dangerous though it's a shaver though oh okay yeah I love it um I was like with the with the peanut that was all yeah yeah yeah then one of one of my arms can dig in while the other one can't why is that I don't know my left one can go my right one can't I don't know either one of mine I can reaches somebody tells you you missed the spot on your back saving your back yeah so I sometimes miss a spot because it's right there where I tell them start to blend in the back I would like start to blend right here on my back here but sometimes starting my traps right there make sure it Blends up you got that fine here or that or that or that that nappy dug out on your back out you know what it is correct with the antenna bag the Robin Williams back the Robin Williams bag I got no hair dye it's crazy you can get a beard though I'm not even gonna try I should be coming in super patchy if y'all ever see me with something it's me being lazy it ain't like I'm up here using stuff they're not like I'm like oh using product I'm like no I'm just lazy dog the bit but you got to do more work with the beard anyways that's more it's maintenance for sure yeah I don't want to do that I already don't want to do it it's made in this for sure I was like that's a lot yo yo they got some good questions up in here what they got so it's not a p asks you really messed up with the lady in your life and have to serenade her with an r b song to get her back uh with the other four guys as your backup what song do you choose and why oh [ __ ] that's a good question I'll go first okay I'm Gonna Do I Wanna Know okay come on y'all in the background I wanna know because I don't know what I did wrong [Laughter] and I know Tony gonna be there with this I wanna know I'm not singing I'm not helping you Craig come on I'm the talking man in the group where is that where is that uh up top knee by Boyz II Men have you [ __ ] singing back up you know what I'm saying because you know I'm gonna bend the knee that's like I messed up with the cane like Mike from the group just for you Tony like a marriage proposal no she's begging her back he's literally take me back okay I'm trying to can you tell me how perfect love goes wrong I'm trying to think of the lyrics of a song did somebody tell me [Music] they wouldn't get a girl back you need some Jodeci dude shirts off type music to get a girl back women love singers though man Oh Boyz II Men was good in the female what you doing I don't know bro to get somebody back I think yeah I'm gonna do a session Keon don't need us we'll just [ __ ] it up King I can actually sing by Kian can actually sing he'll be getting mad at us [Laughter] I think what's a good like come back one I would do maybe face when can I see you again um that ain't gonna get you back you messed up wait is it a breakup song I'm doing biggies Just Me and My [ __ ] [Music] did it was it specifically r b yeah it's Babyface no like that oh they're saying great song choice they just like the song [Music] um let's see I don't know what would I have to uh at least I'm not getting nobody back I don't think Jazz news are good yeah I'm thinking of like Usher I'm thinking of uh of course what about Tyrese How You Gonna Act Like That baby it's a breakup song when Can I See You Again yeah he's not over her and he wants us he wants to he wants to get her back yeah it's a good song yeah working that guitar I got a really chass has nothing I have nothing I'm thinking because these two individuals ain't gonna beg they women back that's why they can't even we gotta sit down and be happy because all I can think all I can think about is the smash RV songs I think Chaz would I don't think he would back against the wall I'll do either of these casuals I can see Keon they skipped the R B train they begging back excuse me let's get to the six oh man she'll be back she'll be back we got kids [Laughter] I'm about to look up some songs and I'm like I'm stuck in confessions album I'm like get out of here cause I gotta think of love songs but break like give me you should know again cause you gotta let you know that's right up Keon alley oh my goodness I am drawing a huge Planet I gotta go to my playlist friend say I spent too much money on you anyway I need Take Me Back songs How You Gonna Act Like That he kind of blaming her though is he yeah he's gonna act like that you're right you know what I'm saying Let's Stay Together is a good one oh that's real good that's a good one yeah so that's fire [Music] about it I don't know man yeah wait I'm so in love with you whatever you want to do start with me because you make me feel so brand new and I want to spend my life with you let me say that since baby since we've been together oh loving you forever is what I need let me be the one you come running to I never be untrue because if you said those words we're trying to get somebody back he didn't [ __ ] up why would somebody why would somebody why people break up well then turn around and make up I just can't see you never do that to me would you baby just be here's what I want he's just saying let's not ever mess up as long as you stay with the hook I feel like I'm missing a really good one because I love you you know [Applause] shut your ass up man I'm hurting right now cry for you they begging yeah somebody just said that was like no that's one of my friends that's my favorite joke yeah I love that joint nope that's not it either that's just a love song Kiana didn't pick one no because I'm looking I'm looking them up and they're all they're like it's like jazz would you say Craig the Craig would you say he came in first with his I came in first with it oh I'm you Craig I'm Ukraine you've been muted this whole time I meet him oh you know does they don't know count you know I talk to y'all so much to say I've been saying so much because everybody's hating them now because he didn't mess up it's about other people hating on their relationship I don't think he did anything oh did he heard about my past things I used to do the games I used to play he just had people hating on him like I deserve you but don't judge me for who I used to be right okay don't listen to what people say yeah they don't know about this yet damn it what you got Chad that was a good one I always thought I was in there I don't think it's big is going on no that's a good one sometimes are good man let me just look up begging something but they had to break up because he's like Let's Stay Together what about Keith Sweat Keep sweating but I would never use a Keith Sweat song is dope but I don't like you know ain't been begging somebody begging you can use female too some of these females been begging oh yeah it don't have to be men you don't have to be mad but begging song you wouldn't be begging dudes the women be begging dudes back in their side oh yeah yeah do they breathe again breathe okay well he died no he just died in that song and the video yeah it's gonna break my heart where he died oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah damn that was Heavy oh we belong together uh a breakup song We Belong yeah I think so I don't know I don't know let me see now I'm like oh okay uh do the women be [ __ ] up that that yeah Mariah Carey that might be one listen I need you back in my life yeah she says we still oh so hard to believe come back baby please because we belong together okay yeah you going over there I can't sing that mug if I got it if I got I'm like yeah get in there take your shirt off pretend it's me nope that's not either damn it what did you say because uh Day 26 had one since you've been gone but he starts off with uh I don't know what I did so yeah making excuses you know what you did I don't know what I did but I'm sorry is that what you want you know what you did yeah he said I don't know what I did to make you want to leave well that's fine so she still left though he's trying to get her back wait somebody said never know what he did never can't say goodbye Jackson Five that was amazing I sound like young love bro Unbreak My Heart hold on let me look at these lyrics this might count because they picked it who the crap I mean uh audience and it was just too much for me I love this song but I mean as far as I ain't doing that yeah that's my favorite Jodeci song I'm sorry for 2004. oh hell no mess up no more yeah he dated that song what you mean oh you came out too late no he literally dated it yeah oh yeah I'm sorry for 2004 like come on what could have did though cause the song sounds really good I like the song but it's like oh no this is a breakup song it's like I missed the shot it's like damn I'm sorry sounds like a breakup song have you ever loved somebody so much that makes you cry have you ever needed something so bad you can't sleep at night have you ever tried to find the words they don't come all right have you ever yeah [Music] you do anything just to me don't leave by Blackstreet Don't Don't Leave [ __ ] I'm going with that one yes there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go hell yeah shout out I love that one too the chest word man this [ __ ] Let's Stay Together man I'm sticking it's not it's not I'm sticking with it hell yeah don't leave oh I apologize by Anita Baker oh oh she did [ __ ] up I apologize she cheated I don't know she cheated though she knew I done wrong that's why I send you this song oh yeah another beautiful song all right I got mine yeah for sure well actually Matt I'm going over to my head absolutely that was a good question Jazz man we need you one up off you Mom begging begging I don't even know what that sounds like what about TLC [Music] Left Eye do a song after she burned down uh you guys make this hard for me I don't know a lot of these you're making it hard for me you got this Jazz missing you I really like that song that's a good song that's a great song [Laughter] Tyra B is that Tyra Banks I forgot she did music didn't you yeah oh yeah please you might be right Craig you just keep saying please don't go I love yourself that's that's the thing me he do I he do I need you in here I need you okay I remember this queen I should just pretty much burn and you don't have to call him you don't have to calls like leave me I'm killing it oh yeah no that's definitely nice guy to have more than that that one has a breakup song yeah he did a whole breakup album he did I was like something's got to be on confessions It's gotta be hold on truth hurts I don't think that's one but that's my [ __ ] yeah what about what about that uh early song on confessions want me back oh um [Music] which one he won't be back okay all right but yeah she wants her back in this yeah yeah [Music] [Music] drive me crazy because I'm missing my baby yeah driving me crazy [Music] James Brown got another song called lost someone it's probably better than please the whole fire no I would never do She's Out of My Life somebody said God I want to sit on the stool looking in that's what I mean the other ones I was like I know better lost without you lost without you whoa oh okay that works he messed up in real life well he had a whole album oh look at that album look at Paul I've never heard a single song was on there but yeah I got a call from Yovanna don't say goodbye is very good by Tevin Campbell I don't know whatever [Music] we gotta do another add some uh Jazz figures well if you guys mess up like I did in my relationship clearly because I can't take a song you gonna need life insurance because clearly it's definitely gonna kill me because whenever I did it I can't find a song good enough to apologize for and if you need life insurance like I do like we all do check out policy genius which is great it's a great name go ahead and spin around correct one time for the one time positive if you guys don't have life insurance 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stick how it feels like the paper straws I don't I can't stop the beginning when it gets too wet period oh okay yes I was gonna be with you well it doesn't bother me initially really yeah from the beginning really probably because I knows what it ends up to turn into one of my pet peeves is how people you like you know that new floss thing with the little green thing it looks like a little Fork yeah that's a sticky toe yeah like it's a designer item I've been doing that yeah like a toothpick yeah it's a new toothpick yeah I'll be doing that yeah I just think it's gross to roll up to somebody with like you you did that because I always thought like throw mine away all right so sometimes I'd be you know out in the bubble I'll put in my pocket like yeah sometimes I'll be in public flossing and then I'll just have it I did the movie theater the other day because I had popcorns I gotta get this right now hey eat whatever you find on the string because if I find it okay if I just ain't sure but if it's like no it's been a while like it's been a while it's been a while you gotta do it every time every time every time cause like I like I I'll let the flaws sit just in case I didn't get everything because sometimes I've been loud I can get so I'll be letting it sit just in case I need to re-up let you let the floss sit I let it just sit it's a little flavor to whatever meat was on that little spring that tastes good with a little mint if I do it it's not intentional it's like uh a reflex and then I'd be like I just yeah put this on hold up still Savory yeah now I'm not a fan of uh the rehash on the uh especially if you pull it out people pull out look at it in the evening oh yeah that's disgusting I look at everything I do to my body though what's your name I look when I clean my ears I look when I floss I look I look at everything I think I'm a liquor that's just good to do I feel like you see something unusual like oh this is yeah I watch so much stuff on YouTube that I'm forced to look at everything even when I watch plates if I use the bathroom I have to look in the toilet to see if anything I've seen on YouTube was true or not but you see what'd you see on YouTube well they always tell you about different dietary problems or problems with yourself if you see in your poop so yeah I don't just watching yeah I look I look I look back at it every time I remember when I found out that the corn thing is not what people think it is what is it like they'd be like the corn thing because people think like you don't digest corn and that's not true why it looks whole is because the shell doesn't break down so the inside just filled up with poop so that that whole corn that you think you swallowed whole it's not it's just a shell of it and then the middle part is just now stuff with poop so that's why it looks so you can't just dig it underneath it again oh my God we found out that corn and broccoli is not vegetables [Music] carrots when they say when they say man-made it doesn't mean it's like it's some lab it's like they literally concocted it together by taking different seeds of things and then creating something else carrots too yeah well they making chicken now that's that's a thing fish and everything yeah so they're like they're making man-made I'm not surprised chicken I also heard tilapia is actually a fish it wasn't I read a thing that tilapia is a [ __ ] it's a different I told you bro it's a wide range of tilapias or types of fishes for DC I'm gonna take you somewhere 7 000 years ago they developed it yeah yeah carrots they was in the lab back then that's crazy they say you you can light a carrot on fire yeah that's how how much the whole time parents been like eat your carrots that doesn't mean it's not good for you it's just well corn really is it's just modified vitamins right corn is not good for you uh the uh carrots are good for you though like too much corn can cause like uh like rashes on your feet stuff like that you 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that's gonna be clutch when you uh having a party or get together something or something clutch click clink clink and the women the ladies can clink it up quickly I know y'all be clinking man whenever it cools back down yeah reality [Music] [Laughter] that feels good tomorrow yeah I've been eating my cheese it's 81 degrees out there that's nice are you breezing up hey that's why you got the bangs down I get it now 77 Thursday all right that's downstairs I'm going to Montreal temperatures this 70 70 the 70s for me all y'all will be here next year this is a Comedy Fest y'all are comedy this deserves y'all they done with me man I've been yeah I've been a couple times you said they done with you I went like twice I think I did twice I did I did the Kevin Hart thing out there yeah yeah and then I went the year before wait so where should I go eat guys Dunkin Donuts [ __ ] no they got they got Tim Hortons Dunkin Donuts and Tim Horton yeah I thought you was gonna hit me with like a real Dunkin Donuts nah we don't do that the homeless people are rude out there I don't like the attitudes I haven't seen not one homeless person oh they out there that was just the attitude man wait did they ask you for something and then they got attitude I forget what happened it was like two two encounters I'm like man I don't like the attitude around here they wasn't pleasant on the bed I'm hungry I got these KFCs where's the boxes you can't be rude and homeless no you better pick one to make a decision I just found out that they have weed shops so I made a weed shop out here cool boom [Music] I'm gonna hit a weed job and see what it's like if they said uh Canada is known for weed more than America there are Canada guys they got some good stuff that's what I heard oh I heard I don't think it's fooling with a married like humble I hear Cali is like the best no me yeah the Cali we up there ways overrated I heard Kelly's like top top notch in the world no oh I'm a fan it is I ain't smoking so long I ain't smoked in a minute but I'll be honestly what had me feeling good shrooms oh yeah I took another one I ain't really feeling like I felt it in Nashville though oh for real so now you gotta up your doses now look at yourself you took it straight or I just took it straight let the last time uh Mike had it in that tea yeah how much did you ask when I was on it was a whole like stem maybe you think it's old now no I don't think so oh Mike didn't mention that because I text him okay yeah but it didn't I felt I felt I was in the good place that day but it didn't feel like how it felt I didn't even feel weird like I feel weird it should have been more potent when eating it straight that's what that's what I thought that's why I had it when I wasn't really doing anything I was like let me let me do this now and I'm just at home chilling yeah and then that damn drug addict so normal High I'm undefeated bro well I've been drunk I'm disappointed bro I want mushrooms to still be Poland yeah it didn't even know I tried twice nothing you didn't feel anything no oh man me and Lou did that whole mission and uh God damn bro yeah I was determined he was on a mission nothing you felt that's pissed nothing nothing that's the worst when you're trying to man it's my birthday weekend I was like I'm about to get high I'm doing something and nothing nothing the only time it worked is when someone's trying to get you faded then they go above and beyond to do it you try to get yourself faded it never happened no none of the drugs now the strip club was a good time that was fun but everything else so alcohol is probably the only what guarantee even that sometimes if you like if you super fool yeah alcohol's a guarantee if you super full it don't be hitting like that so alcohol is not guaranteed the same effect every time right now did lights and darks affect people it's gonna get you something someone will get you but you don't know how it's going right yeah yeah but you're gonna feel something you drink absolutely yeah alcohol you're gonna feel something full or not because I remember I had I had about six drinks and I was like something's off I don't feel why I should be like I know my tolerance is like watered down it must have been watered down no it was I was just I had had so much to eat I just think it was the food was like just taking it all well yesterday I seen somebody in the club I didn't like and I tried to get drunk enough to be angry [Laughter] I was like I started laughing at making you gay Craig you were happy you get happy when you're drunk nah man he's mean it's crazy I've only seen drunk Craig too much for me but Chaz you were just contrary when you see Craig mean drunk Tony never see me angry he was mean at DC party yeah for sure it's not like it's not like I didn't I didn't see it violence I didn't say violent Craig but he was mean for sure oh I didn't know his normal temperament for sure Craig is always out of his body yeah I didn't notice yeah yeah I didn't notice mean though no no he was he was talking [ __ ] about comedians I mean okay well I know Craig to be a [ __ ] talk I can't say anybody was mean that night because uh oh yeah [Laughter] I always apologize and it was a great setup too yeah it was the taco man games drinks I've never seen Tony drink I don't think I've ever seen you take a drink Tony I know Chaz I've never seen Chaz or Tony take a drink I've seen Tony out I was Amber I see Tony unconscious I've never seen Tony drunk don't be crying and here's the thing though I didn't see Tony acting sorry again I saw Tony drinking and then he never came drunk wait yes right I can dance huh do you dance yeah I've never seen you dance how often do you see me out I see Tony Dan I say Tony Tony honestly be like the come into party dancing like you can barely see me in party setup I know that's why I was wondering if you even danced yeah I'll be dancing you'll be doing that Chicago footwork no man I remember the first time I seen that [ __ ] I was like what is that stuff no it's the the footwork it's like it's fast like they do this what's your dance you [ __ ] it out what you do when you go out I'll be doing the dancing what's the latest dance let me do this I don't be doing that but I'll be doing the latest dances you will see me in uh doing that New York I wipe my feet I do all that when it comes down to it what's up I don't be trying to keep up with the youngsters I ain't trying to pull nothing for ticked up yeah they look easy you two old [ __ ] Ain't nailing them Tick Tock dances I never tried it they just I just go like that Mariah Carey who said uh no it was not trying to do that to me I'm trying to get back somebody put it like y'all never gonna get it I'm gonna practice it's hard as hell I forgot I said that garage practice in all the new dances I look like the old dude doing oh you got the roll of dicks here's this when it started I seen Chris Brown enter a party and all of them did a routine and I was like damn that looks kind of cool they did a whole routine to the bottles came and I was like damn that looks cool I know we don't look like it doing it but that's how I feel when I'll be seeing the fraternities when they be doing or maybe doing they all them I used to step two you did yeah yeah sure I'll be getting so jealous I'd be hating too like you DC when that white dude come down at the end he looks smooth with the K and be like just go through the party like that yeah damn it's time for Craig to go that's right yesterday Steve 's [ __ ] with a beanie on it was like that's Uncle Craig he kind of looked like me but he was like that's not Uncle Craig she's like yes it is that's Uncle Craig I'm on my way Damien a good time go have fun bro go have fun yeah you uh you served your purpose Craig you can go back and this is bad issues okay I'm an issue for daddies we here can I send some free action for y'all to see you can send some regular Popeyes biscuits yeah accomplish that goal first yeah [Laughter] biscuit challenge it was the best biscuits no we laid out the room clearly definitely laid out here every time he denies the [ __ ] up music was your daddy come on why y'all crack man you gotta get muted man it's rules to this I'm eating your lips okay keep talking I'm reading the lips oh Bluetooth unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra Cialis and Levitra but in chewable tablets at a fraction fraction at a fraction if you take them anytime day or night so you can plan ahead for whenever the opportunity all right the process is simple you sign up at bluetooth.com you consult with one of their licensed medical providers and once you're approved you'll receive your prescription within days okay the best part it's all done online so no visits to the doctor no awkward conversations no waiting in line and it's made in the U.S and then it comes in this discrete package no one knows what it is just take it out boom 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correct I thought you should go ahead go ahead Craig oh y'all can't hear me yeah yeah just make sure y'all can hear me Keelan said no favorite yeah yeah that's what they are you said it's a pressure Zone mommy's not here no you said it immediately as I didn't I'm your favorite band both [Laughter] I don't know if I ever been the favorite parent probably probably not it's hard to be moms you know yeah I don't know if I have or not dude I think I'm in the running emergency and we went through a family emergency and I had my son's mom come down for the week and I seen why in real life we weren't together for these reasons but we made the perfect child because we're completely opposites okay okay so you felt like you you was the favorite oh I'm always the favorite I'm daddy everybody go to Daddy for fun mom lets you sit in it but Daddy's for fun always and that and that's like why I kind of feel like I might have been the favorite at certain times because I know like there were moments where Serene was like Reed was on his neck about stuff and so he would he did he would come here I might be the fan in this morning can I come over here because I know it fluctuates it just depends on the on the settings and stuff so I know there's been moments where I just like parents oh Mom didn't even know single parent is different when you're in the house together you you you get your rolls but when you're a single parent it's kind of way different you're not the disciplinarian you're just dead and you're stuck in the world of how do I figure this out in the world of mom and dad you're stuck as the disciplinarian once it's a single dad it changes a lot um oh no I wasn't stuck in the disciplinarian role when when we were both all in the we were all in the same house I think I think it fluctuated but you I've seen you be the enforcer I've seen it sometimes but sometimes you know it was read so I feel like we just went back and forth with it I didn't feel like y'all didn't have a set phrase like go tell your daddy talk to your mama talk to your mama talk to your daddy I mean I have that but it depends on what we're talking about talk to your daddy it depends on what you're talking about it's rare though that I get to be the you know take it easy usually just to just to because it's just more efficient Keon always got his shirt off so you know he's a disciplinary and it's like all right it's more efficient unless it's less uh it's less work less time I wonder if there's a household where the mom always got her shirt off just complete shirt off it's a cribs you know there is absolutely you know there is no for sure like come on Mom like no man I told y'all to clean up just crib and I woke up and my my step grandma was in there fussing at my uh cousins on the top bun and she ain't had no shirt on I just remember seeing titties all down there you act like it is Grandma Davis Tony we had a vegan friend whose mom always came out but she had that Jamaican shirt on where her nipples be out we'd be like all right let's act up just so she comes you still you still gonna give us head like you said earlier I'm gonna get all y'all some heads y'all keep cutting up oh they might get special dog I'm dumb you feel like the favorite chance I'm I'm both I'm the disciplinarian and the favor I'm the fun and I'm the disciplinarian um Yo's a fusser I think you'd a favor just seeing just from outside looking I think I mean I Chad's a big kid a great time besides that Chaz got his daughter a king-size bed definitely the favorite that's way too much you know it's funny man I hadn't got a king size is it that same bed you had yeah because I wasn't gonna move it out I'm gonna take this downstairs I was like I'm gonna take this downstairs across the hall nothing happened to be this size and then uh she love it so so she do all the flips she do she be now we be we be in there having a great time I've been here oh yeah when I disciplined Izzy so so I've been like so now she's bigger right so like she's I think I can't remember what it was but I disciplined her and I was like she's like I know I'm standing on the wall and I was like okay I would be on the wall now right so we got to ramp this up now so then I had her in a room right just sitting I was like you have to stay in your room the whole day right and so you know my kid want to be out she wants to have fun so I had her in the room and then I'll go out in the other room like I'm having so much fun and she's like it worked oh it definitely works but when I watched her in the room bro like Izzy's life it's it's she's crying in her king size bed with the TV on I was like she's bawling I would I was like yo that was punishment for me what if I could go in my room just watch TV oh man come on my daughter was bawling bro she was like when she was still crying every time you walked back in yeah or like you know me I would I would just walk through the Hallmark and I would walk past her door and she'd be alive oh she come on be like though he walked by the room like I'm having so much fun walking by make sure she hear the floor creep I'll be like man but I'm just like bro she she has such a amazing little life dog and she'll never understand right how amazing her little life is all right air conditioning was blowing for the first time so she can understand this is what life could be like you said Say one more time you picked a family member's house that you're going to send her to for that first experience oh oh yeah I mean we haven't gone back to the crib I've been took her to Cleveland like that's when I realized when the blueprint yeah honestly you want me to take you to Cleveland because that's when I realized how great you're having when we go back we can stay at our cousins you know my parents my family lived in the project so we go back every summer we hung out there then I go back to the suburbs and you're like yo you got to realize how hard your parents work to get out that environment you know what I mean I was like they worked their ass off to not being that same thing it was old it's always perspective in that area like you go back listen I tried that but my kids had so much fun there I was like never again no no I was supposed to scare you no it's fun when you when your cousins are there it's fun when you go back yeah but when you're an adult and you go back and you look you just be like man I appreciate y'all but yeah this doesn't just be a good time right Keelan will not budge I asked him okay who's more fun he said both he just won't budge on picking oh yeah he knows his bread and butter oh yeah you know yeah you might not trust you Kiana that she's going to send them and be like y'all gonna learn today we got to ask them what you're not in the room Kendra you ask Kendrick Kendra probably give you a different he'll choose a side depending on his mood probably but I think it's like uh it depends like I remember growing up we didn't have I didn't have a favorite but I had just you know you go to them for different things so I'd be like uh I go to Dad for this mom for this whatever but then as we got older we just got closer with our he's he's another dude my mom was the only woman in the house yeah right so it's just all these dudes So eventually we start doing stuff like we not even including her which she liked she was like oh I loved having she said because we actually was like how is it raising three boys she's like I loved having my own stuff I love not sharing nothing I love doing my own activities y'all would all go play something I'm like cool I can sit here and watch what I want to watch yeah and so he'd be like come on y'all we don't go here we'd be like bet and then mom was like Deuces so and that's how we we are sometimes like come on guys we're gonna go do this and God even go do her thing yeah wait but Kieran as an adult now does Mom take you to some of the spots that you missed out as a kid where you're like damn huh this is what you was doing this is cool though no now as an adult um my mom we go to like I was I I'm more of a kid around my mom now than I was in like as a kid like I was the oldest I had to do a lot of responsible stuff yeah and now like as an adult like if I take the boys I'll be like Mom can you make us um yeah I mean I do I go full I do that too I go full now that she's like a grandma I go full in and like oh Mom can we have um could you make a special I never used to do that yeah oh yeah she made us she made barbecue chickens cornbread oh so we got food I ate three plates to do those things but mom always came through with those moments that's why I was like you said dad had these things where y'all go do them mom wouldn't do those things but the things me and Mom did was way different but so cool yeah now we just didn't hang out with our Mama but now yeah we be over there and I just go full baby I feel so bad for my mom I'm gonna ask my I got mine on the phone hold on are you hungry mom right now I'll call Avi oh okay okay who's your favorite parent be honest put on the speaker no pressure no pressure put on the speakers who's your favorite parent I mean just be honest answer honestly though you gotta put it to the mic I can't hold on can you hear just put it right about your microphone Abby can you say something okay can you hear me oh yeah yeah there you go all right be honest all right I'm actually with Mom right now I'm gonna say okay right there oh really yeah you mean that I mean that you might you might bet but Mom's right I love the work you put in she could have said both yeah you could have said both thank you I mean I just wanted I need to hear you say well now I got the call assistant you got good kids DC no that's good work DC that DC put in daddy issues game gang gang what'd you say Abby I thought you said was your favorite and she said DC is my favorite and then she wow your mom's turned around yeah excuse me I thought she was serious we get along till we don't that's funny let me see we know what she initially said she said DC you're the favorite that's right I'm gonna take the I'm gonna take the first one let me see and you did it called hella times for her to pick up she's not real yeah you called both of them okay I haven't even answer oh okay how confidence level is up there DC yeah I'm glad you picked up the phone and made that call yo you're sincere would you sleep oh my bad uh uh we on daddy issues and whatever sincere let's ask the question oh yeah so do you have a favorite parent [Laughter] no that's that's what I figured yeah equally yeah yeah I'm a good kid sincere that's fair wait do you have favorite parent moments one second hold on um just like just straight up who's your favorite parents say what he said just straight up parent moments yeah like like is there moments where one was the favorite though or one was um [Music] [Laughter] I know it's a lot you just woke up what what we'll take the we'll take the boat the tie yeah oh we got a text message [Laughter] since we calling imma call Sage I call him hey Craig let me get off the phone first Jesus Christ who's your favorite parrot Sage get out of here who you can say whatever you want to it's all right yeah but who's your favorite no but who's your favorite of course but who's your favorite I should have posed a different time I said who's your favorite parent you said what did you say to him who's your favorite who's your favorite yeah yeah I thought you said something differently nah so I wanted it in your name on the lean in I think it's really I think it really depends on your moment you might have a day like I'm sick of that I'm sick of Mom you probably had your moments it fluctuates yeah is he trade on me she but like Mama's a girl I'm gonna go hang out with her I'll be like go on then my mom my favorite though without a doubt yeah no fluctuations that's my favorite no fluctuations my mom my favorite easy whenever there's a problem I call my mom whenever it ain't no problem I call my mom whenever it's in any day I call my mom yeah moms is is killing so I called my mom with the shady as [ __ ] and she got me 1 000 yeah my mom went to serene's funeral there you go for me yeah that's sealed I hate when I Gotta Laugh at this dark [ __ ] women pregnant she was like I got you baby damn mama still had your back oh my God yeah but when I'm with my mom I'll be like ah my dad is too hard my mom showed up to fights I was gonna have him I think that you better say your mom well I can't just say my mom because I'm who I am because of my dad and it was different because my mom didn't get a chance to be herself until now you know what I mean so now I get to hang out with my mom and I get to see her be who she is and I didn't get to see that when we were younger right but I can't say that because I'm everything I am because of my dad well I mean forget that like that's not it's not like that I kind of feel that it's like I have to spend more time with my mom now but but even with that storytelling it was a moment where there might have been a switch because he always is that's not my case because my dad gave me a hundred percent of who I am that's like everything is that and so for 30 years that's my guy you know what I mean yeah we had a tiff when I was older already and then that became more so to adults and me having like my dad but when I talk about my parenting as my father I'm like there's zero question that guy's he gets an A plus 100 there's never does his score ever come down for being a father like never that we have we have different issues now but now that I get to see Mom because you know I didn't see my parents for almost 15 years you know so but having my mom now every day is like it's great we get to laugh we could do that stuff but she's not the same lady that raised me you know what I mean who's watching your daughter well my mama's watching my dad that's the favorite goddamn I think if I I think if I hung out for my mom if I was kidding with my mom more now I would like her more than my dad you know what I mean just how like how calm she is they're calm and they just you get to you learn I'm with Chad I didn't learn a lot about my mom until she became an adult yeah she just did we were talking about the Usher thing she was like you know those strippers are telling like you've been going she's like they are talented yeah who are you yeah are outside of parents who did you guys so I I read a whole book on godparents did y'all go through the I went through a lot trying to pick my godparents seeing who would be there if I passed and I picked different people than my parents but did y'all go through that stage of who's going to be the godparents kids kids yes you know because it's supposed to be the people that take care of your kids if you pass I think because Godparent isn't what it used to be like my if I pass my mom or my brother is going to take my kids right like it's not Godparent is like a cool Uncle yeah I mean like it's not it's not what it used to be where you were supposed to do that now it's just like the fam the bloody around who they you know so Keenan is keelan's Godfather and Tony is Kendricks got seven [Laughter] my comedy show in Oakland I was like who are you now you know what's crazy growing up though me and my god brother we were close we were like he's come over for Summers like every you know I mean um but yeah it's just not the same it's something happened to me they're going to live with my mom my godfather he came into my life he's always been in my life but when my dad passed he was super there yeah my god brother had a halitosis [Music] breath was hot young age I just be like this is before you know what halitosis was now then when I feel when I smelled it on somebody else I was like that's what it is that was my debut into the breakfast Jesus The Godfather of both I don't know who my Godfathers are I just knew I had three godmothers uh Jerry sunny and uh I forget the other one's name I don't know who mine said he passed away but y'all got mother still alive Jerry is uh I gotta ask my mom about the other godmother I won't remember the other one though so I got to ask my mom I talked to my my other godmother uh recently on the phone when I was during all the ancestry stuff I called her oh you okay my mom said call her and I called her I was like oh hey so yeah but I remember her well you got godparents Chef yeah I have my aunt Denita and oh mom sister now it's Mom's uh my mom's best friend oh okay and then I I have slash had a Godfather uh he didn't talk to I I don't know where he's at I haven't talked to him in it's almost 20 years now he'll be trying to find him and he just kind of disappeared so I don't know where he's at he's off the grid he's off the grid man that's even in 20 years my godfather was my father father like he took me everywhere did everything anything he did for his kid and but he would talk to me like I was the homie and give me everything so detailed that I was like damn and then I talked to his kid and his kid be like he ain't tell me that and I was like oh [ __ ] this Godfather thing is something different you're getting the unfiltered and you're just getting the real deal Holyfield mm-hmm yeah that's a good question though anymore uh we'll do one more get the hell up out of here shouting I wasn't a fan of that sound nah maybe of what song um I'll apply stuff oh uh Ashley j87 asks what are your greatest fears or concerns if any for the future of comedy and or future in general I thought we did this even if we did man bringing it back um my fear now you know I got several fears like you know uh taking another loss um so now you know losing somebody like that opens my eyes up to anybody can get it now so I fear that um career-wise I fear not being able to maintain momentum um that's probably the main thing I worry about just like man will I run out of material will I will I get stale [Music] um that's pretty much my biggest worry on the career front um I'm always scared of nuclear war because I feel like that can that could still happen be very much a reality especially after I watch openheimer I was a slide and they really dropped the bomb on the city two cities two cities [Music] um but the people that know nothing to do with any of that [ __ ] man mad civilians so it's like stuff like that so those are my fears concerns the environment too I'll be I'll be I'll be thinking about that and I'll be like man we really [ __ ] this [ __ ] up so and if you have children and you care about the future of your own family line you got to think about that like man what do they what are they walking into so those are mine my biggest fear is not failing once you have certain amount of success like I had uh not failing becomes a fear because you never get to weigh what's actually good and what's not you don't know what's you stop believing what people say are positive at a certain point when people like oh that was funny you'd be like ah not really you start thinking of you become your biggest critic and failure isn't part of the plan so failing is my not being able to fail is my biggest fear not being able to yeah I'm assuming like when the celebrity you don't know where you can get something everybody but you're not failing everybody just likes everything yeah I don't like it but everybody else does I'll take that [ __ ] yeah [Laughter] um my biggest fear is fam all family related either them leaving me or me leaving them that's pretty much I think about that every single day oh that's my biggest fear is just did I do enough is there will they be all right or does it it's just that and then career-wise um I don't have any fears but I do there are things that like I think about uh one is um will people take it like are they just gonna are they gonna be like yeah we like this we'll push this you know what I'm saying like you see some people you like you can tell they got like what can I get the people is something I think about what's your name like okay like like Kevin Tony for example have the people like the industry didn't come from but they got they get connected straight to people yeah you know what I'm saying and so I wonder sometimes yeah [ __ ] so yeah oh oh my God thank God I want a porno I don't watch porn on my laptop you know I don't either it's all fun insane why that's weird I'm terrified when did y'all when did y'all get above this change of the screen you do business on your phone yeah this is weird he's watching porn on your phone it's so small I need like plus the effort to take I gotta open the laptop like the phone I'm just like Twitter twitterfield I was into it though Keon was like yeah man my biggest hits oh yeah so I think about that like will I um will I get the people to buy in that's that's what I think about the people what if you get the industry though well that's I mean you more so about you care about the people yeah because the industry stuff can you know that's yeah yeah it's like whatever and I just wanna I just wonder because even when industry stuff come and go if you tapped in once you got your your base when you tapped in what can the industry really do your base gonna go anyway your base is gonna message you and there's so many Avenues to do stuff on your own nowadays it's like the industry can pretty much do what they want to do but I often think about am I going to connect with you know the humans um that's my that's my only career thing I think about is like am I gonna get to the people like that other than that everything I was gonna do it I feel like yesterday Sunday was the first time I seen Keon Getty Kian was because I really think about that yeah it was so good it wasn't even I was like oh I'm excited people are here Kim was like oh my God I don't know what to do because I did not I walked in I said I said what's what's the count can be so common collected until Sunday he was giddy bro I was like we walked in there I said what's what's the count and I'm thinking you did the big room too right yeah and I'm thinking yeah yeah small one whole like 50. they have like a you room oh okay and he's he said uh right now we got 90. I said what for me he said yeah yeah and he's like and then you know people gonna buy the doorbell and then when the final count was 126 I was like that's the first time we went last year I had 30. yeah that's you so I quadrupled it and I was like so I was really excited I never know like did you get that little extra Applause like the yeah it was a ton of Love bro because then like when I got on sale I said why are y'all here on purpose and it was like yes like we everybody it wasn't no we didn't know you know free tickets like we are here to see you and I was like oh [ __ ] it was a big difference between so last year when we went um that was my first remember he just came back that was I need some stage it sure yeah and then uh that was it and so then so then like when we left cam was like all right I just got to keep building just gotta keep working this is literally what you said on the way out yeah so then you come back a year later yeah dog like it's just working man so I was just and that's all I ever think about is like funny and all that [ __ ] you know I mean like we do that you know I mean like even with when our haters be like this [ __ ] ain't funny or whatever like we know for a fact we're not we would not be working if we weren't funny right so that's not a concern anymore yeah but is is enough people gonna buy in to not just your funny but you as a person like people can agree that everybody's funny be like but I don't like him or I don't like her right they're hilarious but I don't we know a bunch of comedians that everybody is undeniably funny and they bought that people don't like her they pulled up did you sell anything oh yeah they were happy to see me yeah so yeah that's my only uh thing I think about all the time is when if people can buy in that's pretty much it other than that money and all that stuff that's gonna happen that's gonna come but yeah that's it fear for me career-wise it would probably be a fear of like falling out of love with it uh if like if I didn't love it anymore because it'd be like if I'm just performing it is scary yeah scary that's because you know when we do this it's for the love like we be we literally have to be in love with stand up to deal with a lot of stuff that we deal with especially early in the game right like that fire that keeps us keeps us going so falling out of love what it would be a fear is the reason why uh big Damon quit stand up a couple times because it got to a point where he didn't know if they were laughing because they were laughing or they were laughing because it was him what was the other part of the question well that goes along with your [ __ ] more yeah that's more yours yeah you just tailored that to yours yeah mine was totally different what you just said was more your fear I thought it was along what you were saying what was the other part of the question uh your personal and career fair yeah personal I wouldn't say this is detrimental but another pandemic would kind of had me like ah what are we again that's fair hey I wouldn't like another one of those but it was a lot it was just a lot yeah I kind of would want another one you would like to sit down yeah I wouldn't want another because I'm just getting my momentum and that's what happened last time I was building it and stopped it um but in real life the pandemic was fantastic I didn't like the unknown I was going to apply for a security card job and like I didn't know what I was going to be doing yeah I don't know yeah I was like what am I doing now because I'm definitely not doing these Zoom shows if this is what a comedian is I'm done I'm done with this [ __ ] I'm not doing no more zoom stand up so it took some of the stress off my plate I mean I had to hustle online but yeah the online actually benefited me too yeah so it's like another one then I can just focus on content yeah I guess I gotta prove it out of that rather than you know yeah made you tap in though yeah it did what it did for my relationship like we were forced to sit down and just hang out every day that's when we became like like best friends over the pandemics when you know I talk about it on stage how we just got really really really really tight a couple years ago and it was from hanging out non-stop all the time time having a bunch of conversations besties and then now yeah that's my dog yeah jazz um I don't have a lot of personal fears I feel like if anything happened to me and my family be all right um you know it was like to not be there but yeah they all be fine without me uh career-wise I I have this fear of waking up to an alarm uh going to some place I hate putting on a fake smile trying to get through the day coming coming home and still being mad about the day and and then waking up at the middle of the night because I don't want to wake up tomorrow and I just thought about all the potential I leave on the floor all the stories I never finished all the stages I never hit um everything that I ever wanted never coming you're talking about you had like a different job just just like you know there's a reality that like you get to a certain part and then it doesn't work right like you can't afford to feed your family off this right yeah and so so then it would be the having to you know eventually I'll be like yo like if this [ __ ] don't work if you don't if you can't feed your family pay some bills off of it yeah you got to look at a reality of like yo do I have to go get this job do I have to go do this thing and I don't have a whole lot of experiences and master degrees I got a degree and it don't even matter I'm gonna get something that you're gonna be like oh man well you know you graduated high school 20 something years ago it's a huge work Gap you haven't had a real right do so many exactly you know Jazz like so you ate biscuits okay here you go sir but look though we all are not qualified to work in the work world for sure punching the clock but that that's that's the only fear I have is like going back to loading luggage going back to working at YouTube I hope I can be manager supervisor here you know I mean that that's like I don't even want this [ __ ] I'm sitting here looking at all you guys like what would be your real job if you didn't do comedy still be over there hopefully to drive a truck I will go back to school get my degree and then teach and I go back to sales no no that would that would be me in the classroom I can work my way up to some job somewhere I could probably get into corporate somewhere but you corporate I was corporate at UPS I was a supervisor and at the FlyAway I was a manager I've been manager every job but you can wear shorts the next time no no not when I did the flight not loading luggage when I was when I first thought I was a parking I was a man I was supervisor of the whole spot you had a shirt tucked in Ty oh wow you wasn't disheveled no same with the UPS I was I was a manager I'm working it up [Laughter] who gets paid the most I'm not doing this job how do I make the most money at this place you know what I would do I'd go get my probably my barber's license and just not bad just do that and just do stand up in the boxes yeah just cutting heads just cutting heads and looking at moms couldn't talk about everybody yeah in the shot I don't I don't want to get to a point in my career when I say get stale I just don't want to be looking at my comedy and I'm just like man this ain't funny to me yeah you're just making money now yeah it's just like you know because I'm phoning it in I don't want to get to that where I'm just like I understand that phone yeah it's just like yeah Tony's like jellyfish hunt guys baby dying huh look at you bastards laughing at anything I understand Tony yeah I do have a now that he unlocked that I do have a small concern if I'm ever gonna get to the point where I'm too busy to do it and then I need all these writers and [ __ ] like that like you know I mean that would scare me like I don't need writers I'm not doing it yeah like I don't want to ever get to the point where I where I feel like I can't do this and I'm not funny anymore or whatever like like you said still I'll just be yelling at you I'll hire y'all and be yelling at you I don't like it just do it man keep going back to the same [ __ ] Israel I don't think so I don't think so you see me left field man I like he left field but it's not hard but it's just he's just putting his random thoughts out there yeah probably I don't think it's getting darker I need to get out this dark space dark is great bro I don't want to be known as that dark the dark comedian man it ain't even been that dark yeah I did it yeah I didn't jump on my wife died and we went we went dark on something it sure did oh okay it was ripping I did a domestic abuse and a abortion it was all killing mixed in with the racism in there you got the whole pot yeah was an epic epic thing too I have a big I was like we hey man listen I I think I one I had did it the night before Keenan's uh bonfires and two I was like once I realized these people are here for me you know it gives you extra Freedom yeah y'all know I opened up so like if y'all here on purpose I'm gonna say some [ __ ] and then so I just went for it it's a good time I talked about Colonel Sanders all weekend yeah I posted uh the Colonel Sanders joint today um the audio is terrible but you get the gist of it yeah yeah where are you going Kentucky was amazing as far as energy that means more sometimes I love energy sometimes will will I mean of course you want more people there yeah but for me I need them five [ __ ] but but the energy was incredible I need them 17 to come in whoa that's all that's here I need y'all to be [Laughter] I wasn't yeah we did we did um Friday we did that second show in the bar oh really oh damn yeah because it went by what 15 20 yeah it was a tad light yeah mine was like one of one of my shows in SEC was like it was like the Friday late shows yeah Friday late 30 30 people no we had like so if it's 15. they kept doing the whole like I saw like every time I was like what's the count was the account was account and then he'd be like well you know you're going against it's the state fair got the state fair going it's hot a lot so you know the Kings playing right and I was like I'm glad that y'all ain't tripping off it but I am like Yeah because it is it is comforting when the Bookers are like we don't blame you for the low turnout we're gonna bring you back like you know what I mean but for me I'm just like I always feel that pressure of like man if people don't come out they're not gonna book me right because why would we book you you can't bring people out yeah so I was just like oh God and that first show late I was like we having a show he's like we'll see if some people want people trickle in and then when they start using them words Jesus [Music] bye so I was like man that's why San Diego felt so good too coming off sack I feel like I was like I'm worried about San Diego In fairness I think if I would have did a one-nighter instead right it was different it would have been a bigger turnout like I think for now I have to do one-nighters and then just built like a Thursday yeah and just build from there because the weekends if you know I need all of them to come at once yeah because it'd be like if 20 come here but they all come at once they might not might not all fit on One show well that'd be a problem I'd love to have it's better to just be live sold out yeah and it builds momentum right I feel that so it's like passionate for God the Saturday shows were fine in Kentucky but it was the overall weekend was was action that's fun it was worse in Kansas City no no they wouldn't work Kansas City we had a cancer show in Kansas City well yeah we canceled the show yeah oh we didn't know no no I thought I said it I thought so too cancel show for what nah it was just four shows why 75 because it was ashy no we did not know that I didn't know that if I would have known that I would have said something so the common denominator is this this [ __ ] yeah oh I would have definitely said that's why that's why Kansas City get ripped you still want me to come to San Diego I don't know man [Laughter] I had no idea I definitely would have said hey Tony guess what I just did man that's why I want to come and roll me if we got one [ __ ] there ain't gonna say nothing it was lit one thing about me though like I don't I don't want to hear no excuses from Bookers when it's light yeah when they be like oh such and wishes in town this out I'll be like no yeah cause I know for a fact you can still draw people no matter what's going on oh yeah yeah you know what I'm saying it could be another black comedian and I don't want to hear nothing they'll be like this is a l on me they'd be like no this is not [ __ ] that this is a l on me you hear me but at least you struggling and like it's different when you struggle where you from like what you mean like I'm from the bay so when I was when I can struggle to get people when I couldn't get people out there I'd have been like oh yeah yeah damn man I feel like that if I go back to Lansing do a show yeah you're gonna be like y'all ain't coming here yeah I don't know people asking all the time what are you gonna do a show I'm like for all my family and friends that's one time I get upset and when I go back to debate if it ain't packed what the [ __ ] y'all doing right give me like somewhere else I'm like I understand y'all don't know me yeah but back home like y'all better pull up right don't don't sit up here that's why Zach was kind of disappointed because even though a lot of people not in the bay no more some of them moved exactly sack is a little bit out there for you though but they moved there so the same like I've had bigger turnouts before so I was actually expecting a good turnout but it was people that didn't yeah was either doing something or whatever like that that told me they was coming whatever whatever it didn't show up so I was like I was just even though he was talking about that fair I was like the people I know ain't going to that goddamn fear in this heat right like you know man who matter of fact who's hitting this Fair it was hot it was like one human yeah so I just took it it's like all right well I didn't either the advertisements didn't work or you know whatever it is but you know next time it didn't really burn when you see him at other comedy shows like oh they opened his or which one like uh because he was at last like a few but I'm talking about Atlanta yeah I'm talking about after you come not before oh like if they didn't go to yours but they went somewhere else like after oh God you got you got me Tony Fair has a giant mural and you're right yeah what's funny is Lance was trying to prep me for the little turnout before I got there oh yeah they'd be knowing because it'd be traveling Atlanta's like listen man ain't nobody gonna sell out that last but Tony shout out to Lance he was like everybody there is gonna you're gonna Saturday first show you're gonna be fine of course you know which we all know Saturday first show most places he's like Friday first show he was like you just need to advertise for late Friday and late Saturday he's like we don't he's selling out Tony don't want to sell out there like no one sells out so he was trying to prep it I was like nah man I think if I advertise I'll be good and then I got three of them but I haven't been there in a long time I didn't even know they did the bar shows an option I'd rather mama dog I was like I hope to God something happens and we don't have to do this damn I did not want to because I would rather I would rather take the complete L and do no show that gets shuffled into the smaller piece because it's like God did y'all even have a server at that point no could they just order from the bottom right I don't know they did they did they did and they did by merge and they was in game but they was you know it was late Friday too so he was sleepy you know the usual so not only were in the bar it's smaller they tired you know I mean but the the people who were there like especially the left side of them they came on purpose yeah you know they was there yes and the energy wasn't bad bro it wasn't bad just a little chatty and it was smaller because you know the right side of the room I'd just rather take the complete because I think it's funnier uh uh cause like for me like when the when the whole Show is canceled I could be like all right I can relax I just got one show tonight Loki I'll be kind of relieved if I had to do another show and the other piece of the the venue we're gonna put you in the arcade and then I'll still gotta do my 45 and then I'm gonna feel every minute of the 45 put your head in this Guillotine all right I would rather be like let's just let's just scrap the show consolidate the other tickets into the other show you wasn't like you wasn't like you know how about we just scrap this whole thing you didn't think to be like no when he first said it when he first was like uh wait who's he who was he because Jen wasn't there she's on vacation oh so JC was there oh okay um so JC was like uh if we you know if we don't have enough of that I asked him because you know you can tell who's waiting for the next show and you know you ain't with no line so I'm like oh are we gonna do it next he was like well if we don't get some more then we probably gonna then he was like oh we'll do it in the bar so the bar was full because the bar was cracking the bar was full but it was just like because Heather energy been on 10. were there just people just in the bar drinking it no no everybody in the bar was there for the show okay gotcha they just moved because I felt like it was better doing the bar than that big old open room with 20 15 20 people yeah I was like just doing a bar so I was fine with that it was the energy not the bar setting like that 1520 would have been lit in that bar and showed him in five oh they was just a it was just it was it was late Friday bro it was late homie ate it bro yeah and the hills did not help because sometimes anyways you got to kind of reset your own energy anyways you know if you don't get to have your people so late Friday everywhere in the country I'll be having like like it's been weird like the past few cities uh the later shows like in Lexington the later shows were selling faster than the earlier ones it was weird for Friday and Saturday oh really yeah I normally don't see that Trend but it was it was just weird it's and like for me like I told y'all man like I said certain goal posts yeah myself and if it don't hit that I don't be wanting to hear nothing from nobody you know when they will you know we got nod man no y'all should have came here if you under a thousand tickets for the weekend I gotta I gotta throw you in yeah in the in the certain in the ass one night only you know what I'm saying so you know Lexington might be a one-nighter on Pure Energy because the energy was amazing yeah but I gotta be like it's either gonna be Louisville and y'all come up or just one night only yeah Kansas City Kansas City can get one come on man but I wonder what it is about that play because it's not just Tony it's not every single she said the only person was Matt rifles Kansas City right that's what she said yeah she she said everybody but like I said when she was saying that I was like I don't care I'm taking the L this weekend I don't give a [ __ ] about the history yeah the element here because I know it's people there if people are there in the city you can come to the show right and if I don't get you there I'm taking it personally I'm like I'm like Jordan in that regard in terms of I think that person don't pull up I took that person it is personal so it's like I don't know I wasn't important or good enough for you to come I don't want to hear nothing about it there's a concert there's a fair there's another comedian there's the weather I don't want to hear none of that [ __ ] cause I know people pulling people do what they really want to do they went somewhere right people do what they really want to do so yeah the no shows are very personal because it's like I wasn't good or important enough for you to come and that's just the truth there's no other way around it because you you make what you want to do you're gonna go do it yeah exactly so if you didn't pull up I don't wanna and even when I like I tell people just say I don't want to come like I hate the excuses of oh I couldn't do it no just say you didn't want to come which I can handle don't lie to me the good thing about Pleasanton even those late shows I felt like was still alive but if you just slapped on some Bay music that's all you got to do it you put on some Mac Dre it was turned up anyways no I was like you don't even have to be a big one party yeah you throwing Dilo that's it you'll be asking like who's this that [ __ ] right there him right here that's him rapping yeah they was on saying the music came on I was like yeah a party so it is certain areas it's like y'all all right with me some of you [ __ ] but this is all part of the process of just like you know finding out you know where your bases are yeah so well I messed up instead of just getting full weekends in certain cities this year I should have just been like let's do one night Lexington yeah just because I've never been oh out the gate my first time in Lexington and then coming back yeah so yeah like Oxnard Lexington Kansas City I should have knew better but I was like man maybe let me give him one more chance yeah yeah and then uh other than that it was just like everybody else is good but it was too many else for me this year something's like I'm going back to drawing board yeah regroup yeah so that was the game plan right there we gotta get the hell up out of here DC where am I at DC uh I didn't hear Tony say it either yeah we were waiting for it I swear I swear Tony did not say that what a witness say they saying no they saying no he didn't say it man say what I said it no Tony was saying that he was like DC where you at yeah he did he's two witnesses he did say that hold on here we go y'all can hear this right yeah somebody said he said other than that regroup yeah so yeah here we go see you said what we got DC oh but it was talked over it's not like a leg right there or maybe you can't talk do it again he said DC [Music] regroup yeah so yeah we gotta get the hell up out of here he said where you at DC yeah where are you at DC yeah I know I wasn't German I heard him saying someone was talking with Keon because I think I heard Keon over him correct it must have been Keon said it at the same time that's hilarious all right so I took a shower for my birthday party again uh San Diego uh One mic no mic drops San Diego mic drop there it is August 17th with uh me and Chaz we're pulling up we need them tickets so we need y'all to come out we doing a small room let's pack out this small room that's the only show I want y'all to focus on right now so [ __ ] bring your people out let's do it um like running Chaz is up on my YouTube at uh Chaz Rogers I will be with uh Shantae Wayne's this Friday in Pasadena um at the ice house and I will be with DC Irvin August 17th the small room listen I need you guys see this is the only show that we're focused on let me go to practice make Chaz look good please and then on September 2nd through the 3rd I shall be in shy town at the Den theater uh with Sean because it's the then the den the den theater with uh Shantae Wayans um oh my bad real quick and on the patreon I put up a my whole entire crowd work live all that stuff is up there on on the patreon it's just three bucks if you want to see that entire performance there's a part two coming because I messed up and so they'll be on there as well coming to see you uh I don't all right so I know I have to change my schedule because my date in Tacoma might be changing so as of now it's still August 18th through the 20th in Tacoma at Nate Jackson's Comedy Club but it might be changing um August 13th I'm at Flappers in the Yoo-hoo room they're doing like a 45 minute special thing or whatever so come out to that let's pack that out so yeah I'll just push that August 13th Flappers in Burbank coming to that keonpoli.com for everything else and I will keep you updated on the Tacoma thing and other than that in San Diego thank you once again good times that's it uh July 31st I'm at Flappers in Burbank uh Tony Baker and Friends returns uh that is this coming Monday uh get your tickets tickets are still available um The Ball Brothers 2 officially begins next month uh first two cities Philly and New York uh Philly's already gone but there are tickets available for New York it's about 80 something percent sold out so don't snooze too long or you might just be on there and don't hit me up if it's sold out because I'ma just ignore the message are you doing one night one show one night one night only the whole tour one take Jake's one take one show uh the whole tour if you if you if it's sold out and you snooze I'm just ignoring the message because y'all knew um so that's uh that's the first weekend in August we got Chicago we got Charlotte we got uh Phoenix we got Cleveland we got New Orleans we have Dallas we got Paris Berlin and London so all the tickets are available now get your tickets early Cleveland New Orleans and Phoenix are selling slow so y'all step it up Step It Up World Tour yeah so uh get your tickets Ander uh don't forget to check out verbal cardio uh new episodes drop every Wednesday um I'm about to record a new episode right now so I'll be turning right back around to talk some more and do uh check out new reviews coming for uh Barbie and Oppenheimer so be on the lookout for those Barbie Barbie was cute okay nice little message in there okay you know what I mean so uh it was cute though you know Oppenheimer Oppenheimer was it was solid it was like serious business seems really intense yeah it was uh that's the bombing one yeah it was good though that's a true story it's solid yeah yeah yep so anyway we out we out

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Length: 139min 8sec (8348 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 27 2023