Sit Down Jokes 3

a lot of people write in and ask me so why do I drink gin show and is it because I need the drink to get through the show and I can tell you here now I see the reason I drink is because it does sitting here for 45 minutes get very hot there's a tremendous amount of lights on the only reason I I have the drink it's basically to keep cool I want to make it quite clear that I am NOT reliant on alcohol in any way to get me right through you think I get from the trip got shootas chunks of great characters duck-shooting in the hide very early in the morning very cold no sign of the duck and I have a little drop of rum to keep warm and still no sign of the duck and I have another drop still no sound and the duck one big fat lonely dirty duck goes across the sky all by himself pick up we shut down route vers une rue du knuckle into the lake and his friends ernie said that not that value what I call great shooting July a bound hit one out of a whole flock doggie dummy gun gun gun get it lucky Gavin and the dog instead of jumping into the water and swimming to the duct runs across the top of the water picks up the duck and comes back in the follow century is it dead DiNozzo anything strange about the dog say yeah he doesn't swim two drunks one very good fisherman and the other has never fished in his life and I said what do i do what do I do fish he said why you get the hook and and you've put the bait on the hook and he does and so what what do i do nice is you cast cast Islands honey is the world is it this way just wait and after about 20 minutes he gets a bite and we learn what do I do now he's reeling really and he reels it so far the fish is rammed up to the top is one of those little noises you're trying to the top of the Robinson you gave the other fella walking down the road with little penguin on a piece of string hmm policeman sir hi where did you get a penguin she scissors well now on an island there little penguin and so on his old house he said we'll take him to the zoo oh no if he goes next day the policeman was dead coming around the corner is the drunk with the penguin he said I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo did you I did any night it and I'm taken to the library now you know one drunk walks up to another fellows who are you got in your sack wait what is in that sack you you go there a lot of those hedgehogs I go to the money back hedgehogs have you died in there yeah I'm not gonna tell you he says if I can guess how many hedgehog did you go in in your sack will you give me one of them he says I'll give you them both you get a little color at a party cocktail party goes up to the hosts essence it's excuse me madam but the lemons lemons have feathers a big one still lemons have fellas she said I don't think so why still no case I've just squeezed your canary into my drink forget ever but I've got a bang in the nose the top of the nose and he's in the pub and everybody he talks to doll come up and said what happened who knows he said I got banged on it so he also comes up this is wide open you know today the bangla laughter about 18 times he's sick of it something else comes up says what up new your nose he said I bit it how did you do that he say slimed up on a chair [Applause]

Channel: LanzaroteRiocca

Views: 226,159

Rating: 4.866991 out of 5

Keywords: Dave Allen, Robert Riocca

Id: XcLCcI3QZDc

Length: 5min 42sec (342 seconds)

Published: Wed May 26 2010