Doodle Doods Ross: Hi welcome to Doodle *cough* Doods Arin: Welcome to Doo- Ross: Wel- welcome to Doodle Doods Arin: Uh, we're gonna draw some shit Ross: Are we doing, what are we doing Simpsons today? Arin: Well, we've got to do a warm up first Ross: OK, what's our warm up?
Arin: I dunno Chris: Uh, let's draw a nice apple Arin: Oh, apple Chris: Here's mine
Ross: Let's draw a nice apple Chris: Mine's finished *giggling* *Arin laughing* Chris: *makes dumb noise*
Ross: No ok draw a good one Ross: Uh, let's draw an apple man Arin: Apple man
Chris: That will be the warm up for today Arin: Ok, I'm drawing a little apple man. He has little apple arms Chris: My one's a rapist who's-
*laughter* Arin: What the fuck?
Chris: What? *laughter* Arin: Other apples, of course Chris: He's making apple seeds shits Ross: Oh yours are good god damn it! I was drawing shit- drawing garbage, all right Ross: Hold on
Arin: He's got little apple turds coming out of him Chris: My one's being attacked by a banana *laughter* Chris: MAA! HMM HMM! Chris: He's good, I like that Arin: Let's check out Ross's Ross: I'm not done Chris: HO! AAH!
*Arin laughing* Ross: I was gonna make it Homer at first but it didn't fit on the apple properly Chris: Apple Homer Ross: I'm gonna destroy mine Arin: All right, our apples are beautiful
Ross: Done Arin: I've never seen anything better
Ross: That was my bullshit Ross: OK, let's draw Simpsons Chris: Can we just doodle Homer for the next 20 minutes? Ross: Just Homer? Just Homer? Chris: Just Homer after Homer Ross: Well we can do multiple Simpsons characters
Chris: Yeah Arin: So let's do one minute-
Ross: Were you drawing already, Chris? Chris: No...
Ross: Chris? Ross: Show us what you drew
Chris: AAH! Ross: Chris draws Homer all the time He's always what you draw when you can't think of anything Chris: I just love drawing Homer
Ross: That's the best Arin: Um ok so, we are drawing Homer right now for one minute Ross: Ok, Homer?
Chris: Wait wait WAIT WAIT WAIT! Chris: Mine's not working! It won't let me delete what I've done Arin: Oh my god, you're such a pleb Chris: It's not my fucking fault!
Arin: You're a fool! Chris: Dear Jesus, you've failed me again *laughter*
Arin (as Jesus): Dear Chris, I'm sorry Arin (as Jesus): Good. Next time, I will do better Chris: Stop drawing stupid shit then Arin: All right, are we ready?
Ross: I died for this? Chris: Ok let's do it
Arin: Boom, one minute Homer Arin: I'm drawing him like- As if he was like a Nickelodeon character D'oh Chris: You know, you said "D'oh" right as I made a doughy Homer Arin: That's it, time
Chris: Shit, shit, shit Chris: There we go
Ross: You were supposed to just draw Homer *laughter*
Ross: What the fuck is that? Chris: Maggie's watching over them Chris (as Homer): Our baby is dead Chris (as Homer): What did you do to her? Arin: Look at fucking Marge, dude! We were gonna draw all the characters and you already fucking- *devolves into laughter* Chris: I'm sorry
*uncontrollable laughter* Ross: Why?
Arin: I swear to God, fuckin' Simpsons is your muse, dude Ross: Yeah it's fucking great
Arin: There's just something about 'em Arin: Ross
*Arin and Chris's insane laughter* Chris (as Homer): MERGE! MERGE! Arin (as Homer): Marge!
*both make weird noises* Chris: Looks like a fuckin' scary ripoff Homer Arin: It looks like, um, it looks like the Dad in Clarence Ross: Clarence? I haven't watched Clarence
Arin: Not the dad, but the boyfriend of his mom Chris: Right
Arin: Um, this is mine Ross: Aw that one's awesome!
Chris: He's cute Ross: He's like super adorable!
Arin: I told you he's like Nickelodeon Simpsons Arin: He's like-
Ross: Oh yeah, he has the hair on the top, I forgot about that Ross: That's awesome
Chris: That's cool. He's a cool-dy Ross: All right, hold on, so are we gonna do another character? Chris: OK, yeah, sorry I'm not gonna do that again Arin: So...
Ross: No you're ok, you can do whatever the fuck you want Arin: We'll draw Barm this time
Chris: Bart Arin and Chris: Bart! Bar-man! Burr! Bort! Arin: All right, you ready?
Chris: BART!
Arin: One minute, here we go Chris: OK
Arin: I've got Bart on the brain Chris: I mean he is a cutie... heh heh Arin: I'm trying to give him... I'm drawing him exactly the same, no It's like the same fucking Nickelodeon-ass cartoon style I'm giving him, like, a chin, I don't know why All right, ok He doesn't have a cow Chris: Man *giggles* Arin: Here maybe I'll give him a cow Ross: Give him a cow man *giggling* Arin: What? I'm giving him a cow, dude Arin: All right, that's time Chris: What, really? Holy shit
Arin: Yeah that's one minute Chris: OK
Arin: I gave him a cow Chris: Ok, here goes
Arin: Here's some spots so it's a little easier- *laughter* Ross: He looks like a string cheese man Arin: He's like, He's like, "I have cow" Ross: Oh my god
Chris: Hello, I have a cow Arin: Hello sir!
Chris: Howdy Arin: Oh I gave him such a huge chin, too Chris: Popeye
Ross (as Marge): I'm proud, son Chris: I did the same thing you did with the hair
Ross: Did you really? Arin: Wow, it's like she's got Betty Marve hair Chris: I did the same thing with his huge head *laughter*
Ross: He is the skateboard Chris (weird voice): You become what you love Ross: I love it
Chris: NEH! Arin: It's like a little Treehouse of Horrors episode Ross: Yeah
Chris: His father welded into his brain The initials of his name Arin: It turned out just the same Chris: Who draw now? Arin: Uh, well we've gotta draw Marge now Apparently you guys have already done that Ross: Well I can do Marge again
Chris (weird voice): MARGE! Ross: She's fun to draw-- MERR!
Chris (weird voice): Homer! Homer! Arin: OK, we've got one minute Marge coming up Chris: Wait! *yells* Deleted, there we go Arin: All right, you ready?
Chris: Yes sir Arin: Here we go, boom, one minute Marge Chris: One minute Marge Arin: *weird noises* Chris: The fuck is that? Ross: I don't know where her hair starts and her head begins, so... Chris: Please censor this, Matt
Ross: What did you do? Chris: It's nothing bad, it's just Youtube will not like it Ross: The Puritans at Youtube will not like it Arin: I'm gonna make her sexaaah Chris (as Marge): I love my woman Chris (as Marge): Homie! HOMIE!! Ross: *Marge groan*
Chris: That's pretty on point Arin: All right, time
Chris: Here's Arin's *laughter*
Chris: She's like a yeti *Marge moan* Why is she looking at her own tits?
Arin: I think, yeah *Marge moan, then burp* Chris: Here's Ross's
Arin: How do I give her like a cock neck Chris: *screeches*
*laughter* Chris (as Marge): I love my wusband! HOMIE! Arin: That's great
Chris: Come on baby *laughter* Chris: She's inquiring Ross: Oh, they're not her arms. Oh I thought those were her arms Arin: Chris, why?
Chris: I don't know Ross: Oh my god I fucking love it Chris: It's that episode where her and Homer are naked but Homer is gone Arin: Does she keep the pearl necklace when she's naked? Chris: Yeah wait here's Homer
Arin: It's iconic Arin: There's Homer Chris: Ok, now who's left? Lisa Chris: Lisa!
Arin: Lisa Samp
Ross: Lisa Simpson Arin: All right
Chris: It's her birthday Arin: One minute Lisa, you guys ready?
Chris: Yep Arin: All right here comes one minute Lisa, go Chris: Fuck this sucks. No! My keyboard no work no more Dangit, why keyboard? No! No! Ross: Looks like we have a head start on Chris! Arin: I already finished
Chris: Really? *Arin laughing* Ross: I don't know what you drew but I'm kind of excited Arin: Oh god... very close to what Chris drew Ross: Are we done?
Chris: Yeah Arin: I mean it's only 40 seconds
Chris: My keyboard stopped working like an asshole Chris: Jesus
Arin: We ready? Ross: Yeah go for it, show me, what did you do I can see the sillhouette *uncontrollable laughter* Ross: Arin
Arin: Uh huh
Ross: You win that round Ross: It's uh, gonna give that to you, Arin Chris: Ya done good, Arin, here's Ross's Chris (weird voice): Sax. SAX! Chris: Sax Chris: Hey hey guys, it's Lisa
*laughter* Chris: Don't forget to watch the Simpsons! Arin: That's like when an alien character comes down in an 80's cartoon and he's like "Hello!" Arin: Like the fucking Lorax or something
Ross: Yeah it does look like a Dr. Seuss thing, yeah Chris: I'm a vegetarian, bye! Arin: I like to imagine her hands just shaking and she's not waving, she's just like- Arin (as Lisa): Haha Chris: Don't forget her gapin' poose Ross: *laughing* Did we-- Oh come on man--- Youtube! Chris: Matt and Ryan, help Ross: You gave her balls? Oh that's her butt, all right Ross: So I-
Arin: Matt and Ryan are gonna immediately hate you Ross: Is is is, is that it? Chris: Let's do, uh, Maggie
Arin: Maggie Ross: Oh Maggie?
Arin: Mm hmm, the oft forgotten character of the Sampsons Chris: The Sampsons
Ross: The Samsonares Arin: God I don't even know how to do that Ross: I don't even remember what Maggie looks like
Arin: You guys ready? Arin: All right, here we go, boom Arin: Um, fuck Chris: I've gotta be really careful now because my keyboard's not working so I can't undo Arin: Aw Jesus, I don't know what to do Chris: I don't like what you're up to over there Arin: *giggling* I don't know, I don't know Ross: I'm done
Chris: Arin got a glimpse of mine for a second Ross: I'm fucking done, I don't know what to give- I don't even know what the fuck Maggie looks like Arin: I know, I don't know what Maggie looks like either. All right, time Chris: Ok. Here comes Arin's baby *uncontrollable laughter* Ross: Oh my god, what? Chris: *sucking noises* I am slurm Ross: I put a lot of time in mine *laughter* Chris and Arin: SUC SUC Chris: She's not a woman yet, Ross Ross: Those are her arms Arin: She has double arms. She has beautiful womanly- Ross: It's the nightmare episode where she's a squid monster Arin: Yeah, that's exactly right
Chris: Well, so was mine Ross: Chris, you are fucking amazing at drawing gross shit so quickly Chris: It's all I can do
Ross: I'm slow as fuck, he's got to help me get faster, I think Ross: Anyway, I think that's it, right? Chris: What about Grandpa? Grandpa Simpson! Ross: Ok, fine, we'll do bonus one Grandpa Simpson Arin: I know he's got like a ballsack for a head Ross: Do we start?
Arin: Ok, here we go, boom Chris: Ok, we going? Chris: Here goes baby, watch as Chris wins this round Arin: Yeah you actually know what he looks like Chris: No, I actually forget. All I know is that he looks like Homer except with a weird Bart head Ross: I have no- I don't even- I have no clue what he looks like Ross: I just drew Homer again Chris: Just draw Homer with wrinkles and Bart hair Ross: Oh Bart hair, is that what he has? Chris: Yeah, he's got like, back Bart hair Arin: 5 seconds
Ross: Shit! Ross: This is probably the best I can do without having any rememberance of what it looks like Chris: I can't undo my mistakes
Arin: All right I'm done Ross: Yeah go for it, what have you got for me? *Ross's explosive laughter* Chris: His head looks like a foreskin
Ross: What is that? Chris: It looks like a crinkled foreskin
Ross: Oh my god *grunting noises*
Chris: What the hell is this over here? Chris: The little dot on his head?
Arin: It's his third ear Arin: He has like, reptile ears, they're just holes Chris: Here's Ross's Arin and Chris: "Old?"
*laughing* Ross: I just remember there was lines on him
Chris: That's pretty much it Arin: He's very feminine
Chris: I mean, that's pretty much it Chris: Here's mine *laughing*
Ross: That looks fucking great Ross: Chris
Chris (in weird voice): I am withering Ross: You are so skilled at doing this shit
Chris: I was gonna draw him drawing Bart, see? *laughter* Chris (in weird voice): Delicious submarine sandwich
Ross (in weird voice): Bart! *grunt* Chris: Bart's thinking about "cool"
Arin: Oh god Arin: All right well thanks for- *laughing* thanks for joining us-
Ross: Wow Arin: on this Simpson adventure Arin: If you like the show please like, comment and subscribe Ross: Please share on microsoft.windows.gov Chris: Whitehouse.org
Ross: Ok, bye Chris: Bye *music*
