SIDEMEN WORLD CUP FOOTBALL CHALLENGES

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(heavy metal music) - [Narrator] Thanks to 23andMe for sponsoring this quite frankly phenomenal video. 23andMe sent us some boxes and we spat in them, then we sent them back and now six to eight weeks later, we have found out where in the world our DNA comes from. It traced our ancestry back over a thousand years, it really is quite incredible! Now you might be wondering, 'Why is it called 23andMe?' Well, it's because the human DNA is organised into 23 pairs. Go to 23andMe.com and you can get your own DNA kit. This is the death row challenge. We're all gonna stand on the line and (indistinct) is gonna kick balls at us. If you get hit on the line, then you join in kicking balls and the first person out gets one point, second person two points it goes on like that. The winner gets seven points by the way, if you wanna do the maths. Let's get it started. (indistinct chatter) - [Man] Oh this is easy - [Man] I'm just going to stand here (players laugh) - [Man] Come on Iman, come on - Boys Boys, I'm going to come clean they hit me but I was here off the post, I don't yeah... - [Man] Three,two,one go - [Man] Oh Christ, oh God this is far more than three people - [Man] I was trying to stand still - I'm being held, I'm being held! - [Man] I've been hit - Simon's been hit (players scream) - [Man] This is very scary - [Man] Oh my God - [Man] I got hit - [Man] Franchesto has the ball - We won (indistinct) (players celebrate) - If Tobi survives this next round with us all kicking then he wins 10 pounds and a new trim - [Man] three two one (upbeat music) - Tobi I don't have a 10 to offer you but I do have a Guernsey 20 pound note You can't spend it here but - [Man] Its not legal tender - It's not legal tender - [Man] How much is 20 pound in Guernsey - About 15 quid (upbeat music) - This is the best ball balling challenge! (players sigh) - It's coming home, its coming (laughs) it's coming (players jeer) (players cheer) - It's coming home! - [Man] He is so (indistinct) - [Man] Oh he messed up, oh - England is really good in Rugby as well - (foreign language) (players cheer) - [Man] he scammed his way in - Four ,one ,nine ,four ,one, nine (players laugh) - [Man] Oh yeah, oh yeah! (players jeer) - [Man] Oh the defence, oh the defence ! - (Foreign language) - [Man] Oh my God! - [Man] Paulo di Canio, oh my gosh - [Man] Simon its the wrong side again - [Man] Oh the defence - [Man] Oh my God - Oh the defence (indistinct chatter) - They are gone forever - I run this, I hope - [Man] You run it in the park - [Man] What did you run, you're not even from Iran you're a fraud - [Man] Fraud - [Man] Where did you even get that top because India aren't in the world cup - This is some similar colour - [Man] Shut up Shut up and kick the ball - [Man] There we go, oh yeah! (indistinct chatter) (Players jeer) - [Man] Oh my defence (players laugh) - We have one ball left, one ball left in this whole video - This is our last ball - How Sway, how? How? look at the size of his fucking legs (indistinct chatter) - [Man] Oh fam it didn't even go over - [Man] Just throw it (indistinct chatter) (laughing) - [Man] Oh the defence (laughing) - [Man] Do you know how long it took to get the fucking D - [Man] Oh, cross bar genie (heavy metal music) - We need a goal in this video, so I'm going to try - What do you mean, we've got goals - Okay he's finished time up (players jeer) (players cheer) (players jeer) (players hype) (players jeer) - [Man] Oh my word! (heavy metal music) (players hype) - [Man] Are you serious? - What? Oh! (upbeat music) - Ah oi this is a penalty challenge, right foot, left foot and trick score (players laugh) - Right foot this is worth one point (players applaud) - Its thirty degrees out and I'm melting but it's going to be a banger okay Oh no - [Man] That is disgusting - Wait I've tried it, I tried it. Give me some credit - Hashtag Harry's fat - [Man] What, Harry Kane is a lovely man (players cheer) - [Man] On point - Come on, come on! - In matches I've scored every penalty I've ever taken - [Man] 100% success rate! - [Man] 100% - I know it doesn't matter here - [Man] Oh Vik! - Taking a contact penalty for one man can Not you - [Man] Well I scored mine - [Man] you did score - [Man] you're an idiot - [Man] And if it were only one person can and that's Harry Kane and you can't - After this - [Man] This bloke - [Man] Don't ever ever ever talk to me ever again (players hype) (heavy metal music) (Foreign language) - [Man] Save, solid save - All right this is for two points, left foot (players cheer) - All right so last time, Jedu knew where I was going before I even kicked it. My plan this time is that I don't even know where its going - [Man] Oh lovely - All right (indistinct chatter) - Oh my God! - [Man] Oh bloody bar! Oh the defence! - My left foot is just as disappointing as my second genital - [Man] I thought he was going to say sex life (players laugh) (Buzz sound) - [Man] Yeah he's dressed like his sex life , slow and wide (players laugh) - [Man] Jesus Christ! Oh no - That was amazing - [Man] If Vik scores and I don't I would kill myself - [Man] Oh my God (Indian music) - [Man] Oh, big save - [Man] Nice shot - [Man] There's no coming home boys - [man] Yes! yes ! - [Man] Boo - I didn't even say anything - [Man] Oh wow Oh - [Man] You look like you're about to (buzz sound) - [Man] Spank him - This is trick shots, three points (upbeat music) (players laugh) - [Man] He hit it straight down the river - [man] Jesus - [Man] I can't finish that - That's not even a trick shot - [Man] You confuse yourself (players cheer) - Please allow that , please allow that - [Man] Will allow that. - Thank you, thank you - It's getting hot in here, so let me score on (indistinct) - [Man] keep your clothes on - Yeah I'm going to just for the views - [Man] Trick shot - Oh no - [Man] I watched his shoe go over the fence (players laugh) (players cheer) - [Man] Cheat man - Okay if I miss this, I lose to Iran or Vik if I score I'll beat Bez and I don't think I'm going to be last I'm bringing an old school classic from the hybrid days - He missed it - England, England, England! - Harry and Toby are both on nine (screeching sound) I'm on seven - [Man] What the hell was that noise - So if I score... That was Harry If I score I overtake them both (players hype) - [Man] Yes I can't lose, yes! - (Indistinct chatter) - Stop that, stop that (players cheer) - [Man] My Nigerian counterpart! Yes! (players celebrate) (players applaud) - [Man] Well played (players cheer) - Nigeria we are in the world cup - Take your hands of it - Oh my God, that could hurt someone - [Narrator] Remember you can visit 23andMe.com forward / sideman to learn more about your DNA (screeches)
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Channel: Sidemen
Views: 21,396,197
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Keywords: sidemen, world cup, football, football challenges, tobi smells
Id: 0_9fyL_vD4M
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Length: 12min 39sec (759 seconds)
Published: Sun Jul 15 2018
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