20 WOMEN VS 2 SIDEMEN: ANGRY GINGE & DANNY AARONS EDITION

- Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time. Welcome to 20 vs 1 with a twist! This is 20 vs 2! Oh, baby! Danny Aarons and Angry Ginge will have to agree on the girls they like. Then, the girls will pick which one of the boys they want to date. Oh, I love this game! Now, before we see who will find love and who will stay single forever, make sure you're subscribed to the Sidemen channel. Let's do it! - First one, I just reckon straight in there. First one, put the challenge in. Let them know, set the standard. - Here we go. - It's a woman! - Hi. - Hi you okay? Hello. - My name is Farieda and I'm originally from Algeria. - Nah. - Nice to meet you guys. - Nah. [all laughing] - What? - No? - No, sorry. - Okay. [Sidemen laughing] - Danny! - We gotta do this quickly, brother. - Yeah. It's just, I noticed you said that straight after she said she was from Algeria. - No, no, no, - No. I love Algeria. Riyad Mahrez and that. [all laughing] - Hi. - Hello. - You okay. - Yeah. I'm good, how's yous? - Yeah, really good. How old are you? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Huh? - Keep speaking. - Erm- - No. [all laughing] - Wait - Why? - Ginge, brother? - You don't even know her name. - Where are you from? Where are you from? - Why? - Ginge. Are you not noticing this? Where are you from? - Liverpool. - f*ck off. [all laughing] - f*ck off. - She's came all the way from Liverpool for that. - Oh my... - f*ck off. - Hi. - Hi guys. - Hello darling. - Are you okay? What's your name? - I'm Evie. I'm 21 and I'm from Cambridge. - Ooh. - Cambridge. - I really like your Crocs. - Posture's back - Posture's back - What's under the hat? - That's what I'm thinking, man. - Yeah is there any way to see you without the hat? - Maybe do you- - No, I can take it off. - May you please? - Please, yeah. - Take it off. - Might have hat hair- - No, nah. - Bro. - Bro. - Stop it. - Bro. - Does he know that we need dates? - Hey, you, if you take three, you take the executive decision. - Right. - It's a no from me. - Okay, let's do a little bit of role play 'cause he's already said you're out, okay? [all laughing] Let's imagine I'm a bit, thirsty, there's a drink on the floor behind you, can you pick up for me please? - That's crazy. That's great. - Cheers. Thank you. - Oh, she went for- - She went for the hug, yeah, I know, but oh, I only just met you though. - Oh, you, you make the decision here. - Yeah. No, sorry. [Danny claps] - Okay. Have a good day. - Yeah, you too. - Oh my God. - My guy tried, made her pick up a drink. - Just like.. - Oh. - Three nos so far. - My god. - You can't. - You've gotta be affirmative. - Bend like that? - Then you put the drink like- - Okay. - Everyone, it's a test look away. - Hello? - Okay. - Hi. - How old are you? - 23. - Yep. - Oh, that's a bit rude. - What? - We do? - Sorry, hang a minute. What, what we're saying yes. - Yeah. - Sorry which bit of that was rude? - Oh, if you're saying yes, then it's fine. - Nah. - f*ck her, f*ck her. No, no. - No, no! - Danny! - No, no, no. - No, no, I'll tell you what, you are being rude there, aren't you? - No. - Oh, I'm sorry. - What's your name? - Mercedes Valentine. - Mercedes Valentine? - She's named after a car. - Wait. - Wait. She was in our video. - OnlyFans. - Yeah. Onlyfans Olympics. - Olympics. - Oh sh*t. - What? - Okay. - A nice car. - It is a nice car. - Where are you from? I'm sensing a bit of an accent. - Well, I'm half German, half Spanish, but I live in Brighton- - Yes, yes. - Yes. - Yes, yes. What's, what's yes in German? Nein? - Ja. - Ja. Ja! - Ja. - Could've guessed that. - Ja! And Spanish is si, don't, oye, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - That is unbelievable. - What's going on? Ginge's gone red. - Hello. - Hello my queen. Are you okay? - I'm good, thanks. - How are you? - Oh I'm better now that you have arrived. - Thanks. [all laughing] - Why is he like this? [all chuckling] - Can he even see them? - I'm better now that you've arrived. - Does he need glasses? - I think - he can't see 'em. - That's right. - Prob got blurred vision. - It works. - Yeah. You like the Crocs, yeah? - I really do. Yeah. - What's what's your name? - Erin. - How old are you? - 25. - Twenty five. - Oh, bit of a cougar. - What? - They're young. - They are young. - Yeah. - They're young. - They're young. - 25, cougar. - What's that? - Like old and she- You know, you know what a cougar is, isn't it? I know what a- - Would you- - Are you a cougar? - Would you classify as a cougar? - Absolutely not. - Oh she's not a cougar, stop calling her a cougar. - I like cougars though. [all laughing] - He does likes cougars. - Oh maybe. Yeah, then, yeah. - Yes, yes. - Okay. - Okay go on. - Yeah. - I like the necklace as well darling. - Swell. - It's wank. - What? That's not- - That was like 2 quid off Etsy. - Now he's talking even though he said yes. - Oh my god, this is f*cking hilarious. - f*cking hell. - They're frozen- [all laughing] - Hello. - No, no. - Are you okay love? - Good, how are you? - Don't be horrible, just make a conversation first. - Okay, no, no, hold on, okay? - How tall are you? - 5'9. - f*ck no. You're not. - I am. - No you're not. [Ethan laughing] [all laughing] - I've got heels on, do you want me to take a boot off? - Why's he squaring up to her? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Take your boots off. Do it slowly as well. - Have you got socks on? Take 'em off! - You're making her take her boot off? - Oh my god. - Wait, can you do it slowly, do it slowly. - Oh you want me to do it again? - Yeah, no, do it slowly, do it slowly like. - Seductive? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. - Is that snake skin? - Not real, obviously. - Good. - Yeah. - She thinks of the animals. - Yeah, the animals. Animal cruelty. - Oh! - Lidl! - You like that? - I love Lidl, Aldi is clear, but that shows charisma. - I can't lie. - Charisma. - For real? - Lidl socks. - I'm happy with this. I'm- - Yeah. - I'm starting a football team you look like the perfect centre back. - Oh my god. - Slay, let's go. - Hello. - Hello. Are you okay? - You too, oh. Straight in there, all right. I'm love the shoes. - Oh and me? Yeah! - Of course. - Thank you very much. - I love the boots. - I know. - What's it made out of? - What? - Why is he... - Do women affect his posture? - Couldn't tell you, do you wanna give it a little feel? - Sure. - Go on. - Come on. - Rub her boots? - He slapped it. - No. What is he doing? - Oh that feels good. Feel that lad? - That's nice. - Bro's just punch bag her leg. - What is he doing? - He's shadowboxing the f*cking boots. - What is he doing? - You don't like the boots, do you? - They feel animal-like and- [Ginge laughing] For me. - Do not, what animal? - And for me, I'm like a big supporter of animals, and I like- - No you're not. - I love animals. - Had a dog for six months. - Yeah, and I've treated him with respect and care, so like I- - Come on, man. - Respectful, but they're fake. - Oh they're fake? - I like that. - Where's the accent from? - Birmingham. - Done. [all laughing] - From the material... - Why did she say it? - Done, no, no, no, no, no sorry. Sorry, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, just. Shut the f*ck up. I'm overruling on this one. - Really? - Yeah. Yeah, you can go through. - It's a yes, it's a yes. - Yes. - Yes. - See you. - Yeah, right. - Yeah! - Ginge, brother. - Can't say no to that, she's beautiful. - Brother. Once she opens her mouth, it ruins it. - Hi Danny, hi Ginge. - Oh, me first, yeah? - Oh yeah, yeah. - Me? - Hi. My name's Unique. - Yeah, I'm not gonna go for the handshake, I'm gonna go for the hug. - Hug? - Yeah, but I'm respectful man. - 'Cause you didn't go for a hug? - How old are you? - 22. - That's same age as me, that. - You're 22? - Yeah. - I've just turned 22. - Ooh. - Since when? - So have I. - October. - That's not- - I feel old though already, I feel old already. No, yes, it is 5 months and a half. - I like the sweatshirt. What is it? - Might be a little bit cute, comfy with the boots. - Have you got socks on? - Another boot. - Yeah? - Stop asking for the socks. - Of course I've got socks on. [all laughing] - I'm getting good vibes. I'm gonna say yes. - Yeah. - Thank you so much! - Well that's kind of ruined it. - Actually, just come back here a minute. [all laughing] - The VAR tech. - VAR. - VAR. - Come on bro. - No, no, no, no, no. On your mark, on your mark. - Sorry, sorry. - All right. It was a bit much, we can either do it again, and just see what she does? - Okay, what's your name? - My name's Unique. - Okay, and how old are you? - I'm 21. - Oh. - You're 22. - You're 22. - I know you're lying to me. - You're 22 and you turned 22 in October. - No, no, no, sorry. - Send her off. Send her off. - I say yes, I say yes again, but don't shriek.- - Don't woo. - I swear I didn't know you, I'm just- - Keep composed. - You, yes. - Beautiful. - 22. - Yes. - That was... - That was a bit better. [all laughing] - This is gold. - I hope she walks away. - Yeah. - Cool. Ginge. - Hello. - This could be her. - Good to see you. - You too. - Thank you. [kiss smacking] [all laughing] - He fully kissed- - Fully, lips on the cheek. - All right, nevermind. - Hi, how you doing. - I'm good and you. - You look like Rapunzel if she was ginger. - Thank you. - Compliment. - Just say she has long hair. What the f*ck? - Brave. - A hundred. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, sh*t! - I have nailed it. I've nailed it. - What's this? - This is my necklace for- - No, I know that part, but what's it for? - It's for theatre, I'm actress. - Oh, I like that accent. Where are you from? - I'm from Brazil. - Ooh. - Oh, Neymar, Neymar. - Neymar. [all laughing] - Woo! - Can you do, can you just spin around? - Can you do a, can you do a rainbow flip? [all laughing] - Can you do- [all laughing] - That's what I've been saying. - I can do like, but I need a ball. - Can you do a rainbow flick? - Oh, oh! That is five star skills if I've ever seen it. That is unbelievable, and no socks on. Didn't spot that, did you? [all laughing] - Yes. - Yes. - It's a yes from me. See ya. - Thank you, see ya. - Hello. - Hi. - Hello sunshine. - Hi, I'm Ruby Rose. - Pretty nice name, Ruby Rose. - I noticed you're not in sport mode. - Oh. - Oh. - Called out for it. - Oh we forgot. - That's when we find the one. - No, but the fact she knows sport and chill mode. That's- - That's a green flag. I like the tattoos. - Thank you. - Any significant meaning behind them? - Why is she- - Some of them are, but some 'em just literally random. - What is your favourite flavour of Monster? - Of- like the drink? - Yeah. Energy drink. - Probably the pineapple one. - What colour is that? - It's yellow. Obviously. - Obviously, bit of an attitude there. f*ck off. [all laughing] - I think I'm a yes. - Where are you employed? Where do you work? - Where do I work? - Yeah. Well what do you do? Sorry. - I work for myself. I'm into cars. - Oh she's into cars? What cars? - I'm into old Japanese cars. - Oh. - Gdm. - Okay. - I'm into old Japanese girls. - Oh. - How old? - Oh yeah. [all laughing] - No, they're too good. - Yeah, okay, go on. - We're doing it. - Nice. - We're not. We're saying yes. - Well that's up to- - We're saying yes. We're saying yes, we're saying yes. We're saying yes. - Consent is key. - You look like a teacher. - I was just about to say the same- - Oh my god. - f*cking thing. - What, a teacher? - Yeah! - Yeah, you're giving me like music teacher vibes. I like it. I like it. - You into music? - Mm, more fashion. - Are you sure? - Are you into teaching little boys? - That's you today, could you? - Don't. - No. - Nah. - Stop. - What? - No, no, no. - No. - No more, send 'em off. - What is going on? - I don't teach boys. - You don't wanna teach a little boy a lesson? - How would I? - What the f*ck? - I'm just, I'm asking questions to get to know her. - Sorry I'll take control, what's your name again? Sorry. - Issa. - Issa? - Nissa, listen brother. - Shut up, you dick. - Nissa local. [all laughing] - How old are you again, Nissa? 21, and where have you come from today? - I'm from Northwest, but I'm from Belgium. - No, Northwest- - Belgium. - London. - Oh, oh. Northwest London. I thought she meant- - Belgium. - That's Thibaut Courtois, Alda Ver. - I'm Turkish though if that's- - Well you know what you just said you're Belgium. - Well you're Turkish, or you're Belgium. Which one is it, love? [all laughing] - No, like I'm born in Belgium. - What's your passport? - Belgium. - You just told us you Turkish though says- - No my parents- - There's a lot of yapping- - Parents- - First impression. Lying is not great. - No, no, no, my parents are both Turkish. - Your parents are? - So where you get Belgium from? - I was born in Belgium. - She was born there, d*ckhead. - Is that how it works? - Yes wherever you born, that's where you're from. So at what percentage of Belgium-nese? [Danny laughing] That's not, that's not a thing actually, is it Belgium-nese? That's not it? - Belgium-nese. - Bro just started a car. - What percentage? - Yeah. 'cause you're either 50. - Yeah. What if you had to do a DNA test? How much Belgium are you? [all laughing] - Zero? - Zero. What you mean? - Zero? You said- - My parents are both- - No, no, no. - See you later. - Thank you. - If they don't know their origins, they're not the one, brother. - No chance. - That's my goal. [peaceful music] - Come here. - Oh god. - Oh wow. [all laughing] - sh*t! - Avery, its AngryGinge. - Hello. - AngryGinge! - Bang girlie! [all laughing] Mate, I watched one of your reaction videos yesterday, and you said Kaci is lengers. - No comment, no comment. No comment. - Not a private conversation. - This one? You want me to take it or you? - Oh my god. - What do you wanna do? - Its just, that's amazing- - What do you wanna do? - I'll take it. - You want to take it? - What is this game plan going on? - Go for it, brother. - Hello, who are you? - f*ck that off. Yes. - Yes. [all laughing] - Is that it? - Yes, yes. - Well thank you very much. - Really? - See you guys later. - What more needs to be done there then? - He's gone red. - Bro he's red. - Aw. - Oh bro. - He's red. - Aw, he loves her. - Cute. - You've gone red, you've gone red. - Love of my life there. - Hello my darling. - Hello. - I like the attire. - I'm glad someone f*cking does. [Danny laughs] - Why have you got [dog barking] a German Shepard on each leg here. [all laughing] - Skinned a dog before I came. - Did you? - I'm joking. I'm joking. - Oh that's funny. Is animal cruelty a joke to you? - We don't joke about that stuff here, we genuinely care very much- - I watch your livestreams. You joke about a lot worse. - You watch lots of our livestreams, are you subscribed? - I am. - To? - To who? - Um, I'm subscribed to, I'm also on the Sidemen Plus- - Yeah but we're not the sidemen, we don't care. [all laughing] - Yeah, we don't get revenue from that. - Do you know what I mean? - We should get revenue from this video actually. - I watch you play "Among Us" like every night. - She's got you on. [all laughing] - What'd you call me? - Are you not? - What'd you call me? - You're Danny- - You said what? - I watch you play "Among Us." - I came here outta the kindness of my own heart to try and find love and you're calling me that? [all laughing] - The kindness of my own heart? [all laughing] - Why did he say it like that? - Right, well anyway, my name's Jesse. I'm 19. I'm from Sheffield. - Sheffield. - There's a little bit of Manchester in there, eh? - Yeah. Yeah there is. - No, she's from Sheffield. - No, but say say that again. Say the exact same sentence. - It it is north. Yeah. - She said, she said, my name's Jesse. - My name's Jesse. I'm 19. - Brother. - Say Jesse- - Do it, do it. - All right, one question. What does this mean to you? - Football init? - Football init, what team? - Don't, Arsenal. - Oh no. - She has to go. She has to go. That's a honker, that honks. - That's the devil's team. - Off you pop. - Wait. - Off you pop. - Really? - Sorry. - Off you pop. - No. - Let the door hit you on the way out, love. - Actually, I hope it does hit you very hardly. Hello? - Are you okay? - I'm great. - What's your name? - Reniki. - Renegade? - Reniki. - Oh. - Skin off Fortnite. [all laughing] - He spat up. [all laughing] - What was that renegade as well. [KSI coughs] - Where you from? - Jamaica, but I grew up in the United States. - Oh, can you cook? - Amazingly. - Okay, this is it, this is it. Could you cook me a nice jerk chicken? - Yes. - Yes. - Don't worry, leave it to me. - I've never had jerk chicken so- - Oh you're gonna have it. - I'm gonna try it, yeah? - We're gonna have it. - Never had it. - If she obliges to. - Oh of course, yeah, of course. - Consent, hello my darling. - Hello there. - What happens to be your name? - Bro, why is he investigating her? - My name is Nave. - Nate? - It's what, sorry? - Nave. - Nave. - Yeah. - Yeah, see I was about to do the dance there. - Bro, of course. - I've heard that too many times. - Nave, how old would you happen to be? - I'm 26. - 26, see that's on the higher end. - You do not look a day over 19. - Thank you. - Yeah. - I said 18, just so you know. - Yeah. - You're through then. - Hi boys. - Hello there. - Hello. I'm Georgia, I'm 21 and I'm from Manchester. - Yep. [all laughing] - Woo. - Woo. - No yeah, you're through. - Oh all right. - Yeah. - I speak a second language there love? - Did you, I hate to notice you didn't let me contribute there. - Because your opinion is irrelevant, if they are from Manchester, they'll be straight through. - Okay. - Money on the map. - Hi. - Hello. - Where you from? - Blackburn. - f*ck off. [all laughing] - Hello. - Hello my darling. Are you okay? - I'm Patricia. I'm 23 and I'm Romanian. - I can't do that. - You can't do what? Sorry. She's not asking you to shag her, Danny? - That's my mum's name. We've just had a brief discussion. - Yeah we'd like to say we both really liked your name and you're through. [all laughing] - This is quality. - So good. - Thank you. - No worries. Really? - Oh come on. - Really? - Come on. - Here we go. - Uh oh. [all laughing] [Ginge clears throat] - So come over here. Yeah you've got quite a liking to Ten, I've noticed. - What? - That's what the online's saying. - Oh for [beep] sake. - Yep. - Listen, I said yes straight away. This is all down to you. You do what you want, mate. - You sure? - Yeah. You do what you want. - Okay, what's your name? - Tennessee. - How old are you? - 22. - Yes. Thank you very much, have fun, yeah. [all laughing] - Oh god. - Hi. - Hi, are you okay? - Hey. - Double trouble. - Double trouble? That's what I could say about them two right there, hey? - Are you looking at my tits. - Uh to be honest, love, they're quite in me face, I couldn't really not. - For reference, I have not noticed, I've only made eye contact. - Oh thanks. - Bullsh*t. [all laughing] - What's my name? - Well that's what you tell us. Jessica? - Sophia. - Sophia, did you hear her? - What's your names? - Don't worry about us. Don't worry about us. - No, my name is Daniel. - Mine is Burt. - f*cking Daniel. - He does look like a Burt. - He does, yeah. - Yeah. - The name Burt. - Pick a number one through 10. - 10. - You loose. Take your top off. [Danny laughs] Oh okay, um! - Did you hear that? - Whoa. - She just flopped her tits out. - Wait, did she do it? - Yeah. - She just flopped her tits out. - Hey, you just missed the best part. - f*cking hell. - He's missed the best part. Um right, um, yeah. - Yay. - What happened? - Calcium cannons- Calcium cannons. - Really? May god forgive her. - That, wow. - May god forgive her, that's crazy. - Subscribe to Side+! - Deji's just renewed his membership. [all laughing] - Hi everyone. - Yes. [Sidemen clapping] Thank you. Thank you. - Quite a display. - You guys are very fun. - She got her tits out. - Did you lot see 'em? - Yeah. - Nah, I missed it. - Oh you've got, have you got the footage? - Yeah. - Side+. - Oh f*ck that, I ain't got five pound a month. - You should have to. - No. [all laughing] - What? - Who's he beefing? - Oh man. - Okay. - Why is bro staring at her like that? - Come on brother. - Come on son. - They're all leaving, man. They're all leaving. - Yeah, I'm honestly won't be surprised if they all leave. It is what it is. [upbeat electronic music] - f*ck Ginge. - Confidence takes you form 6/10 to a 10/10, man. - Not in that case. - I didn't drink enough. - I literally nearly [beep] myself. [upbeat electronic music continues] ♪ Caution ♪ - Shh. Watch and find out, guys. [both cheering] [crew chattering] - All right quick vote. Two? - Four. - I'm gonna say eight. - Oh. - You don't rate 'em- - Eight are not leaving. - Oh. [laughs] - Three, two, one. - Eh. - sh*t, f*cking hell. - Lucky to get through anyway, love - I told you, these are my guys. - No! - Yes! - Five seconds, five- - One person? - Four, three, two, one. Let's go! - Bring it, bring it. [both cheering] - Wait, I'm gonna lift you up, I'm gonna lift you up. - No. - No, I'm gonna lift you up. Trust. Jump on me, jump. - Boys, I come with bad news. - Aw JJ. - Really bad news. - Don't be a dick. - Three of you guys have to leave. - All right come on guys, let's do it. - No, let's come on, let's come on. Uh okay. - Why don't you just say it out loud? - Don't be a b*tch. - Come on. - Come on, just- - How about we pick- - One each. - One and a half, and that's real- honestly that's brilliant - There's only three. No. - What you mean no? [KSI laughing] I've got to pick one. - She makes jerk chicken though, brother. - Now she knows it's her, sorry love. - Aw, am I going? - Will you make jerk chicken? - Oh I thought you said tits. - f*cking hell. - No you can stay there, love. - f*cking hell man. - Careful. - I'm sorry. - Oh, bro's gripping her as well. - Goodbye. - What? - I know, sorry. - I'm so sorry. - Sorry. Don't hate me. - Yeah, I know, all right. f*ck off now love. - Oh. - Oh okay. Wow okay. - See ya. Sorry. - Oh no, that was painful. - Is that all right? - Yeah. - Toes are a bit gammy, that's all. - Why did you say no? - Neither is really my type, unfortunately. - Oh. - Oh shut up, man. - Nah, do you know what? That's the best you can get. - I don't mind that. - I didn't like the outfits. - Didn't like the outfits, did she not, yeah. Something wrong with you now- - Best outfit by the way. - Excuse me? - That's disgusting. - Oh you have the waistcoat as well. - A three piece. - I like some ice. - Some ice. - Oh! - Gold digger, gold digger. - f*cking hell. - It wasn't the kicks, I'm so sorry. - I could buy her family, do you know that? - Danny, Danny. - No. - But she's asking- - No, Danny. - She wanted to see necklaces and that? I'll buy her f*cking house mate, and remortgage it off. [all laughing] - Chill out dude, chill out. - Wow mate. - Nah, go f*ck herself. Go f*ck herself. Off you pop. - Bro said, I could buy her family. [all laughing] - Which of them would you like to date? - Um, I think it'd like to date, I don't know, both of them, I haven't even like- I need to like... - You can send out both. - Yeah send out both. - Off you go. - You both can go out there, and whoever can get the next date with her out of you, only one, will win the date and a thousand pounds. - Whoa. - Wow. Off you go boys. - Oh sh*t. - So we're competing. - You're competing. - f*ck! Hello sunshine. - Hello. - Hi there. - Hi. - How are you? - Oh yeah. - I was gonna do that, but- - No you weren't, he's copying me, yeah. - Is it gonna be like that? - One nil, one nil. - One nil. - What was that? - Can I just say how pretty you are? - Thank you, that's very nice of you. - Would you want to go out on a second date with me? - I mean- - He's not- - Yeah? - Yes? - Yeah. - We do need to get to know each other first. - Absolutely, and that is the whole point, darling. That's all I wanna do. I have my- - Yeah, just stop waffling for a minute. I'm really sorry, what's your name again? - Mercedes Valentine. - Mercedes. - I remember that. - No you didn't. - Uhuh, on my life, I remembered that. - That's not- - 'cause she's named after a car. - Valentine. - That's a- - That is a beautiful name. - That is a sexy name. - Is that actually like government name? - Yes. It's Spanish and German. Mercedes is a very typical Spanish name- - 'Cause you're half Spanish half german. - And Mercedes is a german car. - Exactly! - So I mean, yeah. - From Stuttgart. - What exactly do you do for a living, Mercedes Valentine? - I'm a boxer and a pole dancer. - Boxer? Misfits? - So two kind of- - Stand up, you wanna spar? - Yeah, let's go. - Come on then. - Come on then. - Come on then. [laughs] I do have my hair undone by the way, so I can't see. [all gasp] [Mercedes laughs] - Do it, do it, do it. [punch thuds] [all yelling] [all laughing] [Mercedes laughing] - Let me tell you something, Mercedes- - We have to go out on a second date, now. - You do not want that to defend your honour. - Okay. - Okay? - Okay. - What the f*ck? [Mercedes laughs] You just dropped him, you want him to defend you- - Well I knocked him out, so, you know- - He's still there- - Yeah, no sorry, let's sit back down, be composed, sorry about that. Sorry about- - Mercedes- - It's his first ever date. - What is your perfect date? - Danny's up right now. - You know, I think I'd like to do something active. - Yeah, I'd like that. - I'll take you bowling tomorrow. - That is not active. That is sh*t. - Bowling's active. - What about mountain climbing? - Yes. - Oh. - Oh there we go. - Yeah, just bring it in again, just bring it in again. That is absolutely fantastic. [all laughing] Every time she agrees. - Come here. - It's like two two right now. - What mountain, have you climbed Snowden? - No, I haven't climbed Snowden. - You ever climb Mount Everest? - No, I haven't climbed Mount Everest. - I've got tickets for that on Thursday. [all laughing] - Front row seats to Mount Everest. - Tickets to climb a mountain? - Yeah. - Nice, you. - Is that not how it works? - No, it's not how it works. - He's already lying to you, isn't he? You want someone who lies- - I have tickets. - Do you want somebody who bullsh*ts? Or do you want somebody who's gonna treat you like you deserve to be treated? - No, I do value honesty. - Yeah, I love honesty. - You know what I prefer, loyalty as well. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's a big point- - And he's actually known to be a cheat. [Danny laughs] [all laughing] - Why are you laughing? - Oh yeah, true. [all laughing] - He's your mate, why are you saying bad things about your mate? - He's not, he's not. - We're competition. - It's true. - Only one of us can take the love of our life home. - So how are you gonna win the competition then? - That's for you to decide. We are simply just puppets. - Okay, box each other. - Oh no. - Up, now. - Uh, sorry? We run this. - Oh. [all laughing] - It may have thrown 'em, it may have thrown it for themselves. - You sit there- - I thought you said I decide the competition. - Yeah, and do you know what it is, I'd like to respect what you say then, get up b*tch. [all laughing] - Oh. - If you want, I fake it, and we split the money 500, deal? - Okay, no I'm just saying like, respect and fairness. - No it's just fair game 'cause at the end of the day we are friends and we do want to remain friends. - Fine, ready? - Ginge, do you want us to scrap her? Just f*ck the competition, scrap her. - I mean, if you're down to do that. - Let me knock him out- - We could have a three way scrap. - Oh we can have the first part, yeah? [all laughing] - Why are you looking at me? - Okay, ready? Go. - Yo. [crowd cheering] - Oh. - That was literally my cock. - If you were to go on a second date, you can only pick one, and who would it be? - Oh goodness, you know what? - I think it'd have to be- - Yeah. - Bullsh*t. f*ck off. [all laughing] - Thank you very much my darling, I'll see you- - Absolute bullsh*t. - We'll climb mount Everest on Thursday yeah? - f*cking booking tickets to climbing f*cking a mountain? Yes, give me my f*cking money. Yes. [all clapping] - One thousand dollars. - Yes. - Absolute bollocks. - You ended up picking Danny. - Yeah. - Can you explain why Danny? - He was a bit nicer, he wasn't so volatile. - What the f*ck. - Literally bullsh*t. - Is she all right there? - I don't know what that means. - And he took being punched in the balls quite well, so. - Straight to the balls. - Its 'cause I got a two incher. That's what she doesn't know. If I had a big one, f*ck, I was done. - Bro. - You need to control your emotions, brother. When there's a pretty girl in front of you, just stay composed. - Shut up you dick. [all laughing] - There you go. - All right round two loading up. - f*cking hell, right. We gotta scout her, mate. - Yeah. - Harry Maguire, over there. - Oh. She could f*cking dominate me. - Do you like being dominated? - Yeah. - Which of them would you like to date? - Dunno really I feel like- - I don't even know what their names are, really. - f*ck off. - The ginger one didn't really chat as much,= - That's crazy. - He's a bit football obsessed, but I mean, I can get on board so. - Is that me or Danny? - Probably the ginger one. - Oh! - You've got this, you've got this. You've got this. - I'm sh*tting myself a bit. - No, no, no. - Ginge, this is not a normal date. - This date, we're gonna tell you stuff throughout the date, but we want you to be Danny Aarons. - Oh mate, you're getting a second date. - What, you want me to be Danny Aarons? - Yeah, you're gonna act as Danny Aarons the whole time. - You're getting a second date. - You've gotta shadow box her- - We do need the posture. - f*ck off, man. - Hello darling. - Hello. How are you? - I'm very good, good to see you again. [laughs] [Danny laughing] - Okay we doing upper hook, what are we doing? - Well what I like to do personally, is jab jab up. Show me one of them, jab, jab, up. - Here we go, jab, jab, up. - That was good, now jab, jab, up, oh. - Oh f*cked mate. - I bungled it up. - No boxer out of you babes, its all right. - I'm not a boxer, but do you know what I am? - Go on? - The love of your life, darling. - Maybe. Play your cards right, maybe. Who knows. - He's got you. - f*ck, he's got me. - Where are you from again? - I'm from southeast London originally. - How long have you lived in London? - My whole life. - Your whole life? - Yeah. - And how do you find it? - It's London, innit, really? - I've been told it's quite rough. - Yeah, where are you from? - Manchester. - Oh, oh, bless your heart. - Ginge, just get up and start shadow boxing again. - You live in London now, though, so. - No, I don't really live in London to be honest. [Danny laughing] I've really embarrassed myself. Want to show you what I'm made of. - It's all right. Wow, okay, I'm actually kind of like, flush. - I live in Manchester but I might, I might relocate. I'm just not sure yet. Do you know what I mean? - Oh my God, this is working. It's working. - f*ck! Ginge stop it, sit down. [all laughing] - It's going too well. - I'll move there, let's go. - Would you wanna come to Manchester with me? - Yeah, yeah, come on. - Yeah, you want to? - Yeah, f*ck it, why not? - Have you ever been? - I've actually been once, yeah. - Oh, how did you find it? Where did you go? If you went to the south end I'm really sorry. - No. do you know what? Yeah. I didn't actually go out there. I did a shoot there. So I was just wondering around the, the streets. - What'd you do? - Ginge do 20 pushups now. - So like, what happens if I get- - Sorry I have to do this. - I did a video with him recently, his push ups are not great. I've got a lot of energy today, you're giving me a lot of energy, so- - I am, am I? - I'm just gonna- - Come on, yes, do it. [Ginge groaning] Three, four, five, come on, I reckon you can get to about six. - Yeah. I've already gone past it, love so, you just keep counting darling. - He's a big man babe. - Oh, his face is so red. - Keep 'em coming babes, keep 'em coming. It's entertaining. - 14 15- - 500. - 17, 18. - Stunning. - 19, 20. - Gimme that. You know what? - I would, I would've gone for the one there. - Oh, smart. - Smart man, smart man. - But I thought let's not show off too much. - Okay, okay, you are looking a bit sunburned now, but it's all right. - You ginger, you know what it's like getting sunburned. - I do, I do. The struggle's so real. - It's absolutely terrible. - Tell her about Mother Aaron's. Alright. What, what, what was your family like? I'll say a bit about my family. - Yeah, go on. - So I, I actually, I don't, you might say this is a bit embarrassing, or not, but I get my mum. - Yeah. - Milf. - Okay. slay. - Yeah, slay actually, she's so fit, honestly, she's so fit. Not a bit weird though, is it? - No. A little bit. - You can't have an ugly mum, can you? - It's okay, I picked a ginger, so maybe it's bit worrying that I picked that so- - Yeah it could be. - That's put her right off by the way, sweet. - Yeah, I get her to open FIFA packs with me and everything. - Okay. - And would you say that's a bit embarrassing or not? - No. I mean, is she into it? - No she, I, I, I, to be honest, she don't actually like, then I just force her to do it? [all laughing] Yeah yeah. Then she says this, she goes, boom, boom. Shake that room. [all laughing] - She's got the ick. - I'll be honest, I don't what it means, but it's one of her catchphrases. - Maybe 'cause she's from Manchester. Who knows? Maybe that's the thing. - Yeah. My mum's actually from London. - Is she actually? - No, she's actually from Essex. - Oh, so you lied. - Essex isn't in London, is it? - No. - Tell her about your dog. - I've also got a dog. - Do you wanna breathe or? - Yeah, I'll be honest. I'm a bit outta of breath here. [all laughing] Tell me about, have you got any pets? - I do actually- - Ginge, the posture's too good. - She's called Olive. - She's called what? What, what is it, a doggy? - She's a sprocker poo. - Is that a dog? - Yeah. - I've got a dog as well. It's called Silas - Sil- right okay. Go on. [Ethan laughs] I'm going to be honest, I've named it after a footballer. - Okay all right. - Because of FIFA and its so embarrassing. I really don't know, really really- - Who do you support? - I support Manchester United. - You support Tottenham, Ginge. - Yeah, Manchester United. [all laughing] and I've named my dog Silas, its a little, a creme, or a white- - Golden retriever. - A golden retriever, not a Labrador, sorry. - Okay so he's not creme or white, he's golden. - Yep. - So actually, he's technically ginger. - Yeah, so basically that's three of us ginger already. - Babe, sounds like a perfect family to me. - Yeah, honestly, it does. - f*ck, she took it well, I gotta f*ck it up. - f*ck it up, go on. - Get her to wrestle you now. [all laughing] - What? - Right, so we probably need to like procreate- - Yeah, listen, so I'm happy to do it. - Makes sense. - Wait, she literally offered to procreate with him already. - How'd you like it in the bedroom, though, 'cause I like a bit of wrestling. - Do you? - Yeah. - I like a bit of- - Do you wanna wrestle now? - I'll absolutely f*cking wrestle you. - f*ck, its working [all laughing] - You're just too good. - Have you ever wrestled before though, 'cause- - I used to do muy thai boxing so who knows. - I've never wrestled, so I don't know where we start at. - Okay, I reckon I just grab you there- - But I can just go- [all laughing] - Bro actually nearly f*cking flopped her. - Do you know what I mean? - Oh. You're strong. - Yeah, I could've let you drop there, I could've, love. - You actually could've but you saved my life, you're my hero. - Don't worry about it. - Oh! - They're holding hands. - Danny Aarons rizz. - His rizz needs to be studied. - Study this man. - The Danny Aaron's rizz is there. - Damn bro. - You need to be studied. - f*ck, I was supposed to keep it a secret. - I wasn't familiar with your game. - I apologise. - I can't believe being Danny Aarons was successful. - The game's the game, man. - She said let's procreate. She was down. - Oh yeah, she was mate. - Would you go on a second date? - Yeah, probably, he was quite all right, he was good craic, probably. - Yeah! - It was my banter. - My banter, yours was the one with your mum opening packs. - Which of them would you like to date? - Oh. - AngryGinge. - f*ck, man. Do you want me to go home? Should I go home? - Not leaving this room today. - Ginge. - All right. - You're gonna talk about yourself, but the minute she talks about herself, you know, you're gonna add a little snore, fall asleep a little bit. - No. - Try to bring everything back to you. - A couple eye rolls. - Ask about yourself again. - Oh Jesus Christ. - That is ridiculous. - Yeah, it's what you're doing though. - Aw. - I think that will turn her on. I ain't even joking, girls like that. - No they don't. - Yeah. - Let's find out, let's find out. - Hello there. - Hi. - You okay? - I'm good. - How are you? - I'm very good. - Here's a hug. - What's your name again, I'm sorry. - Georgia. - Georgia. - You forgot it. - No, well, with all due respect there's 20 people. [all laughing] - Nah, to be fair bro. - Where is it you're from? Manchester? - Manchester? - Whereabouts in Manchester? - I'm from the ghetto, I'm from Wythenshawe. - Wythenshawe? - Yeah. - Like Rashford, my goat. - I thought as well, seeing as though we're on this fabulous date, we can't be the only snacks, can we? So. - Wait, what's she... - I brought you a digestive. - And you just kept that in your tit. - Yeah. - I thought we were about to see- - From her tit? - Bro's just got a biscuit out of her tits. - You can lick the crumbs if you'd like. - That smells lovely. - Doesn't it? - It's actually quite warm as well. - Tit cookie. [all laughing] - I kept it warm for you. - That's nice, that. - Isn't it? - You normally keep things in your tits? - Yeah, I've got another one for me. [all laughing] - Fair enough, but how did you find growing up in Manchester? - Rough, but- - Rough? - It builds a personality. - I grew up in a rough place myself called Brookhouse. - Probably rougher than yours. - Definitely rougher than yours, I reckon. - It builds personality. - Didn't build yours, though. - Makes you tough. - It does. Would you say it built your character? - A little bit. - Yeah, not all of it. Probably not. [all laughing] - That's funny. - What else do you like to do? - What do I like to do? I mean, I get my feet out for work. - You're on OnlyFans? f*cking hell. - Yeah. Do you wanna see my toes? - You're one of them? - Oh no. - You're one of them, aren't you? f*cking hell. - Yeah. - What do you do on OnlyFans? - They're stunning. - They are. - Do you want a sniff? - No, I don't want a sniff, they're f*cking disgusting, I'll be honest with you. [all laughing] They're gammy as f*ck. - Well I think they're beautiful. - Well put your sock back on, 'cause I'm nearly f*cking throwing up here to be honest. I'm a bit, yeah, I'm a bit bored to be honest. That's just, let's get back to me. That's and what questions you've got about me. - What's the most unusual thing that nobody knows about you? - That is a boring question. I'll be honest. I'll go for a different sort of question. What team do I support? Manchester United. You ever been to any games? [all laughing] - Yeah. - How many? - Like one? - Yeah. That is f*cking sh*t I'll be honest. I go to the most games. Any game I can get a ticket for, I'm there. Any home game, I'm there, away games are very tough. Did you watch the game yesterday? - No. - No. What a f*cking waste of time this is. [all laughing] Any other questions 'cause that's kind of annoyed me, but- - No, not really. - Say, I'm gonna give you one piece of advice. - I'm gonna give you one piece of advice. - Okay? - And then give her one of your quotes. - I might not take it, but- - Oh, I lemme tell you something, love, you take it. [all laughing] One of my quotes is when you throw a rock, sorry, I've f*cked this up already. [all laughing] Will you let me go for another quote. Let me have a think. [all laughing] Don't open the door to a stranger. Let the strangers open a door to you. - Right? - Applaud yourself. - That was unbelievable. And that was actually just off the spot. [all laughing] That was cold. That was unbelievable. [all laughing] Do you know what that is? - What? - No do you know what that- - A brain? - A brain, okay, now I'll be honest. It's not a brain. It's, it's a Rashford celebration that is f*cking sh*t, but you're boring me now. - She's actually raging, you know. - She wants that. She wants it, she wants it. I know she wants it. A hundred percent. - Okay you think that she's gonna say yes? - A hundred percent? - Nah. - I know. - It's impossible. - She might. Weirder things have happened on 20 versus one. - She did bring out tit biscuits. - That is so horrible. - Could you lot gimme a second. - Go say sorry. - Danny? - Wait, wait, what's he doing? - Look at her face. [all laughing] - Oh my god. - Brilliant. - f*cking hell. - Brilliant. [JJ Laughs] - So, how do you think your date went? - I mean, the advice I won't be taking 'cause he kind of forgot his words at the very start. - Ooh. - Honestly, it's horrible. - Thought it could've gone better. It was kind of all about him. - Oh! - You did it. - Would you go on a second date with... - I'm gonna say no. - Aw. - No second date. - Which of them would you like to date? - Probably the one with the black hair. - Get it? - Yes. - Danny's up. - Here he goes. - Rizzy Aarons. - One in a million. The boy from Rizzario. - Danny. - Hi mate. - It's your turn to date. Your first one as well. I'm really sorry about this. We'd like you to wear a shock collar. - f*ck off. - Brilliant. - I'm glad I avoided that. - Yeah. - And you just had to say, oh, I like Manchester. [all laughing] Manchester Manchester. [all laughing] - Hello my sweet darling angel girl. - Hello. - How you doing? - I'm good. - How are you? - Shock. - I'm okay, thank you. Please remind me of your name. - Reniki. - Reniki. - Yes. - And you are from Jamaica? - Yeah. - 'Cause I remember things girls tell me because you got a close space to my heart. - Just before we get started- - Just before we get started, I'd like to give you some advice. - I wanna give you some advice, man to girl. Okay. So my advice is look after yourself yeah? Find a strong independent man that can look after you, yeah. - Actually, no, I'm just waffling. - Actually, I'm waffling, I'm waffling to be fair. - What I actually mean is. - What I actually mean is... Um. [all laughing] - Its so hard. - You need to find a weak, you need to find a weak, very, very fragile young man. Yeah. And I know exactly where you need to look for that. This guy right here. I want you to treat me like a b*tch. Is that all right, mummy? Can you do that? - Do you have like one of those little toys you prep? - Oh, I've got toys. Is that something you could do? - Yeah I like taking care of men. - But I'm not a man I'm a young, fragile boy. How about we do some role play? I don't know if it's weird, but I say it. I like, you know, teacher role play. Yeah? I like teacher role play. I would love nothing more than you to be my little teacher. And I'm just like a, a goo goo gaga little boy. What's- - Maybe. - Maybe? - We'll see how obedient you are. - I'll set the scene. - Stand up. We are, we are in maths class. Yeah? We'll say we're year 12. So it's legal. - Year 12? - What? What? - Yeah. - Yeah. - He'll be 17. - Actually no, scrap that. We're in year six. - Actually no, that's a bit too old. Year six. So let's say what? [Danny groans] [all laughing] - Just get up and start gridding. [all laughing] - Right, okay, um, yeah. So I like 'em old, try and get her to griddy. - Shock. - I'm gonna teach you how to dance. - Am I in control or you? - Well I'd like for you to be in control. [both laughing] - Are you the beta boy, or? - I'm the beta male- - Get her to slap you across the face. - So you're telling me what to do now? - Yeah. - I want you to slap me, I want you to slap me. Slap me, mummy. Uwu. [smack cracking] [all cheering] - I turned around at the wrong time, no. I turned around. - I'm gonna teach you a dance move. Both hands out here, good, good, good. Do that. Put 'em to your eyes and repeat, look at me, look at me, and do this. [all laughing] Do it, I don't see enough movement. There we go, sheesh. All right sit down, sit down. - Now just say that was dog sh*t. - That was f*cking wank, I won't lie to you. - That's kind of ruined it for me. - I thought you were all right vibes, I thought maybe, we could- - I like to get down. - What? - I like to get down. - Get down to f*ck off and walk off. - f*ck off. [all laughing] - Shock, shock, shock. - Jesus Christ. Yeah Kon, that's funny, man. That's really funny, Kon. Keep doing it man, keep doing it. Hey! [all cheering] - That was a tough one, absolutely horrible man. - I wanted the world to swallow me up. - How do you think your date went? - It was weird. [all laughing] - It could've been worse. - Would you give him a second date? - Yeah. [all cheering] - Yes, this is what he does. - He needs to be studied, man, this is- - the Danny Aarons rizz. - Which of them would you like to date? - Ginge. - Oh. - Ginge. - Here we go again. - Ginge, this date, you're just gonna make up riddles, you're gonna say I really love riddles, and you're just gonna make them up, but they don't have an answer. - Just constant, just stupid- - Yeah, make it up. And quotes that don't make sense. - All in a stream, riddles and quotes in a stream but they don't make sense. - She has to think that she doesn't get it. - At one point, tell her an answer that doesn't make sense. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And then when she starts nodding along. - Just yeah, you get it, you get it, you get it. - Yeah. [all laughing] - And then explain. - Oh it's so bad. - Hello sunshine. Look who's back. Can I have another hug? - Yeah. Of course you do. Thank you for choosing me. - It's all right, give me a pat too. - Ah, she's in love. - She wants Ginge. She's feeling him. - How's your day going today then? - My day is a bit like the shark in the ocean. - Been a bit of a lucky man, haven't you? - I have. I've been quite lucky at the minute. But you know what else is lucky? I've got a riddle for actually. - Okay go on, okay, do I need to prepare myself? - Yeah. I want you to try and get the answer to it. - Okay. - Okay. What do you put in a bag that floats in the sky? - A balloon? - No, not a balloon. Can you gimme a little, a little hint? - Yeah so you put it in a bag and then it floats in the sky. [all laughing] - Just a bag? - Nope. - Your head. - I'll give you a clue. - I'll give you a clue. - Okay okay. Go on. - Seven. [all laughing] - Seven? - Seven. That's the clue. If you can't- - Violate it? - Can't it now then you'll never get it. - Yeah. Say actually don't worry about it. - No, actually, yeah, just leave it. Just leave it. - Okay. We'll leave that one out. - Just leave that one out. - Ask her if she knows any good riddles. - Do you know any good riddles? Do I know any good riddles? - Yeah. Do you know any? - I'm a dancer so it's all in the body. - I'm trying to think of a riddle to do with dancing now. - Still won't. - Still won't get it? - Yeah. I'd leave that one for another day. - What about a quote, do you know a quote? - Do I look like Shakespeare? [both laughing] - A little bit. - I mean, I mean he's a sexy man, but- - Yeah, he was, he was sexy. - All right, I've got something. - So as you know, I've got something. - Okay, go on. - What is twice as big as the moon- - What is twice as big as the moon- - But only half as far away? - But only half as far away? - What, you're pointing at your minge? - Oh, no. - You just pointed at your minge. Oh my cock? No that's not the answer. - Oh no. - Its not twice as big as the moon, f*cking hell. - You got this, come on. - Come on, give me a hint. - You wanna know a hint, all right, okay. I'm gonna give you another hint. - Woof. [all laughing] - Oh my god. - You can't go- - A dog? - Is that your answer, a dog? - Yeah. We're gonna go with that. - You're gonna go with that? - Yeah. - Yeah. That's right. - Nah, nah. It's your mum. - No, it's your mum. - Oh, love you mum. [all laughing] - Oh- - She's a fan of Angry Ginge. - She's a fan of Angry Ginge? How old is she? - 50 odd. - 50 odd? MILF. I'm trying to think of a riddle to do with your mum now. What's the size of the ocean, but doesn't go as far? - A whale? - A whale? [all laughing] Yeah, no, I can see you're just guessing here. I'll be honest with you, they are quite hard riddles. - Are you just trying to trip me up? - What's 40 kilogrammes and requires batteries? - What's 40 kilogrammes and requires batteries? - Bro is dying. - What? Anyone, give me a clue? [all laughing] - A 40 kilogramme box of batteries. - 40 kilogrammes? - 40 kilogrammes and requires batteries. - Are these easy, or are these actually hard? - This is easy, if you can't get this. - No, still not. - The answer is a 40 kilogramme box of batteries. - A four- [all laughing] - Oh I'm done here. - Yeah, it is quite hard. - Been done dirty. - Bro is not- - This is great. - I've got a joke. I've got a fair few actually. We'll go with knock knock. - Who's there? - The chair. - Who's the chair? - Who's the chair? Have you ever done a knock, knock job before? [all laughing] - The chair who? Yeah? - Okay. The chair who? - Knock, knock. - Can we carry that one on? - Yeah. - The chair who? - No. - Oh. [all laughing] - Knock, knock. - Who's there? - The light bulb. - The light bulb who. - The chair. [Ethan laughs] [laughs] That is a good one, isn't it? That is a good one. That is a good one. - Is anyone else getting this? - They're all laughing. They're all laughing. - Deep down somewhere. - Yeah hopefully. - Do you get it? - Do you do get it though? Don't you? You get the joke? Come on. - Yeah. - You do a little bit, don't you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Explain it. [all laughing] - Yeah. No, - No. You, oh, so you just lied to me. - I am sorry. - Okay. I, I'll go for another one. Why did the old man cross the road? - 'Cause he wanted to get some milk. - No. [laughs] [all laughing] - Was he? - Naturally because he wanted to go and get across the road. - f*cking hell. Oh Jesus. - Have you got any jokes? - Why did Tigger look down the toilet? - Why did Tigger look down the toilet? - Yeah. - Why? - To find Pooh. [Ginge laughs] - Okay. Stop with the sarcasm. [all laughing] Stop there, stop right there. Be serious. - Yeah I'll be honest. It was a bit fake. I can't lie. - You said you're a dancer? - Yeah. You're a dancer. - Yeah. Get me some rich baby daddy on and I'm there. - But what sort of dancer, are you a pole dancer? - I do nightclub dancing. So, you know, get me a pole or a little podium and I'm right at it. - I'll be a pole. I'll be your pole. [all laughing] - So we're gonna do a little and a little woo. [laughs] And a little woo. [all laughing] You enjoying this? - I'm really enjoying it. - Yeah. - Yeah. [all laughing] - It is so great, edit the pants at the end. - And the way you've danced on me there, I thought it was quite inappropriate. - Oh, was this supposed to be pg? - I like, well, I'm, I'm 16. - Oh. - No! No, no. - Oh I'm 19 so. - I'm joking- - Sticky situation there. - I do wanna say something before I go. - I, I would love to say one thing before I go though. - I love you. - I do love you. - You do love me. - I Honestly, from what I'm seeing now, I think- - Just touched my heart. Wow. - I touched your heart. Can I touch anything else? [all laughing] - Wasn't me, wasn't me. - Later? - What, do I then get to be the pole? - Yeah, you can be the pole. - This is my pole. Don't I look like a good pole? - Yeah. Are you, are you Pole? - Yeah. - You sound English to me. - No, I'm Italian actually. - You're Italian. - Yes. Spicy. [all laughing] - Let's end this date with one more riddle. - Let's end this date with one more riddle. - What is a date that is bad? - What is a date that is bad? - This one right here. - Bang on. - Bang on. See you later, love. [all laughing] - I didn't actually realise how hard it is to make up a riddles. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Might as well. - 'Cause she's trying to have a conversation with you at the same time. You've gotta listen to that and then think. - No, you can't. - You couldn't. She was confused. - How do you think your date went? - I thought it went great. - She wants it. - Yeah! - Those riddles paid off, man. - But I think I'll definitely send my mum on the second one. - She would love it - Which of them would you like date? - I have to pick? - Yeah, you do. - The Ginge. - f*cking hell man. - You know what, f*ck it. - No. - You go. - Come on. - You go get it. - You are Ginge for one. - Yeah you be me, now. - Yeah, you gotta convince her you're Ginger as well. - Let's hear the accent though, let's hear the accent. - Oh, sorry? - There you go! - There you go. - Actually, could I- - Oh? - Can I change my mind? - Scrap it. - She wanted you anyway. - Am I allowed to do that? Yeah. Can I go with the other one please? - The other one. - Something new. - Now listen here my friend, you're gonna match her energy by showing her your favourite FIFA celebrations. - Oh my God. - And teach 'em to her. - I want you to recite every scenario. You're three down, you're champs, you brought it back to four three, you're popping. - Oh, I want see the big bang I wanna see. - Yes! - Hello my darling. - Hi! - I have to notice you said you wanted Ginge first. - No, no, no. - And now I'm your sloppy second sports. - No you're not my sloppy second. I changed my mind 'cause I actually didn't think about it and I'm tired. - You said you didn't think about me. - No, no, no I did think about you. - Right. - But I thought about it and thought no. So when you changed your mind to me, I did this celebration back in the room. - So basically when I heard you Ginge your mind to me, you know what I did back there? I did my favourite FIFA celebration. So basically let me set the scenario four nil down. It's now four four. Yeah? 90th minute by the way. We're going extra time. Do you know what I do? - What? - So you said let's reenact it. You said actually lemme change my mind. - Actually, let me change my mind because... - Say it. Because I pick. - Because- - Because I pick... - You. [Danny thudding] - Oh! - Is he okay? - Oh, man. - Hey baby. - Hey baby. - How you doing? - How you doing? - I'm doing so good. - I'm doing marvellous. - Okay, sweet, that didn't hurt by the way, because I've actually had seven years of army training. [all laughing] - Are you actually being serious? - On my life. - Start crawling on the floor like you're in the army. - So basically 2013 onwards, I was in the army. They taught me like stuff like this and like reactions like that. - And then I got kicked out for doing this. - But me- - But how could you, how could you do something? - But basically I got kicked out. I got kicked out. - For what? - Because, well basically when we, so in the army you obviously shoot people. - Yeah. - It's not, it's not a lovely thing. But game's the game. So I shot someone and I thought in the war, people don't really celebrate. [all laughing] - Oh my god. - So I was running. I was running and I pretended a and then I went... [all laughing] - Oh Danny. - So I got kicked out. But I like to keep my expertise going in my life, you know. So seven years Army, was in the flight cadets for four years. But it's not about me, darling. I want to get to know my pretty gorgeous girl. - I'm Unique. I'm 22, not 21. - Right. In October. - Run, then pull your hamstring. - I only said that because I feel so - You're waffling now, just say you're waffling. - I feel still 21. - Yeah you're yapping though, innit? - Which I do- - You're yapping. - I think he's hurt himself - No, I'm being honest. - Yeah but I don't really care about, honestly, to be honest with you. I'd rather you just lie to me. - Ask her if she's got any celebrations. - I'm not a liar. - No, but I find it hot. - That's what I just told. - I like toxic girls. Have you got any celebrations? If I said right now, if I got down on one knee and proposed, how are you celebrating? - If you got down on one knee and propose and say- - Proposal right now. - We'll have a party. - Right? How are you celebrating? I'll give you, I'll give you some advice. - We'll have a party. - Get up, get up, get up. So I just proposed. We're like, oh, happily married right? But repeat after me. - Okay. - Yes. - Yeah! - Yeah. - Twist it. Twist it. - Horror, horror. - How did he f*ck it up. - Twist it, and that, I actually learned that when I went to South Africa in 2010. - You went to South Africa? You're lying. - I went south no, I went South Africa in 2010. - Tsaballalah is my cousin. - Basically, do you know Tsaballalah. - No. - You're missing out. Basically the best South African footballer of all time. We went to school together in the western part of South Africa. - What? - A better one instead. - Is that a very yeah? - He's also my cousin. He, he is my cousin Tsaballalah. [all laughing] a- Unfortunately, I dunno who Tsaballalah. - You don't know who Tsaballalah is? - Don't ever disrespect him like that again. - I promise you don't disrespect like my family, you know? No, no, I'm being serious- - 'Cause I've taken that to heart. That's really- - I've taken that to heart. Like family's very close to me. - And then just stand up and start shushing her. - I'm sorry. - Family's very close to me. - I'm sorry. - Family's very, very close to me. - Don't tell me to shush. - No, no, no. Relax. - Tell her I'll do what I want. - Yeah, but don't tell me to shush. - Chill out, this is my show. I'll do what I want. All right? You sit there like a good little girl. All right? - Oh, he's being dominant now. - Now do the Rashford. Humble yourself. Humble yourself. - I am humble. [all laughing] - Because I really wanna get on. I genuinely- - I wanna get on. - Lovely, lovely. - Just go for a run. - After the shoot, I'm gonna be running like this, but when you are running out- - Now do the hamstring one. I'm gonna be chasing after you. I'm gonna be chasing after you, and I say, please, please take me back. Let's have a second date. Please. - Run around her in silence. - Are you okay? - Let out the loudest siu. [crowd cheering] - Siuuu. - Your whole face went red. - Lost his earpiece again. - Yeah, something else will be getting red soon, darling. - Oh. - I'm gonna make you. - Oh my god. I was gonna say something, but I can't say it. - Say it, whisper it. - That TikTok song. No, no, no, no. [Unique sings indistinctly] - What the f*ck? - No, no, I can't say it though. - What the f*ck. - No, no, don't say it. - She just said she'd shag me off camera. - No I didn't. [all laughing] Don't you ruin my reputation. Don't, don't, don't, no, don't, don't. - That's crazy. - You respect me, I respect you. - I never said- - That's crazy. - I never said I would shag you. Don't lie. [all laughing] Don't lie. - That is crazy. - You're a psychopath. - But would you though. - But like, cameras off, would you? - No. I never said yes, so don't- - Sit down, shut up, sit down. [all yelling] Sit down. Jesus Christ. Do as I say. - You're really bossy, ain't you? - I'm the alpha male. - Rashford. - No, I understand you're the alpha male, but I'm an alpha female. - You understand? I'm the alpha, yeah? Oh, there's, this could be a good little power couple. - New slide. - Both alphas. We can destroy the world. - Yeah, maybe. - We can destroy the world. - Maybe. - He's round the goalkeeper. He's done it, absolutely incredible! - That's actually crazy. - That was kinda okay. I like that. [all laughing] - I hope that's not a rental. [all laughing] - That's what you get for acting stupid. - Gotta get a new suit. Bye. Sorry donna, I gotta get a new suit for our second date. - Nice meeting you. - It's been a pleasure seeing you. - I'll see you soon. Yeah? - Bye. - Oh, whoa. - No. - Oh no. - Who's gonna lend him new trousers? He can't go to more dates like that. - It's off. - He looks like he's been on his knees. - Wait, what f*ck told me to knee slide? - That was crazy. - I'm bleeding. - Oh no. - Oh! - I'm bleeding. - Anything for the content, mate. - You know you don't have to. - You committed. - Oi, she was feeling me, eh? - Yeah. - She wants me. - That was perfect. - That one's rizz. - mummy wants me. - She can hear you. - Oh f*ck. [all laughing] sh*t. - How do you think your date went? - Not that well. It was okay. But he was, he was, I don't know, it was like he was on something. [all laughing] He seems genuine, but he was doing a lot. I do a lot normally, but he was doing a lot. - Would you go on a second date with him? - It depends, it depends. - On? - If he's not so bossy, like sit down, do this, do that, do that. - And you do like to be dominated as well. - Which one of them you like today? - Danny. - Rizz god. [all laughing] - However, sit down. We wanna make sure she's here for the right reasons, and your friend Ginge, you are gonna find out if she's good enough for Danny. - Don't panic, don't panic. We know you said Danny. - Oh for f*ck's sake. - Don't panic. Let's not get an attitude. It'll get you know where love. - Oh shut up. - I'm here to see whether you are good enough for Danny. So I've got a few questions. - Okay? - Okay. So let's say you've been dating Dan a week now. - Okay? - Not dating, but you're speaking to each other, okay? And let's say your best mate, Drake comes up to you and he makes a move. What do you do? Of course this is Drake. [all laughing] - He's not my type. - Drake's not your type. Who is your type? - Well, I don't have a type, but if I didn't have a type- - Zach Efron, even I'd f*ck him. - Zach Efron is hot, but no, he's too old. - So what's your type? - So what is your type? You must have something. - Confidence. - Wrong answer, Danny Aaron's is the right answer. - Wrong answer. - That's not the wrong answer. - Danny Aarons is the right answer there. And I've given you a clear opportunity to say, my type is Danny Aarons. - No, but why? That's too forward. That's too forward. [all laughing] - You're going for one of my best mates now, and you can't like, oh, I can't admit he's my type, is this some sort of f*cking joke? [all laughing] - Told you, supply teacher bro. - You're laughing. I don't know what's funny. Has any one told a joke here 'cause I'm about- - It's not a joke. - Were you laughing though? Why are you laughing? - You said my type. I can't just say my type is Danny Aarons 'cause then what if I don't go down- - Do you like Danny? - Yeah. - Do you like Danny? - Yeah. - Right then. So he's your type. - Yeah. - Right. - So why can't you just say that? - Because you said, what is my type? - So I just said- - So the answer is Danny Aarons. Waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle. - It's not waffle, waffle, it's actually not at all. - Right, next question. Danny has been kidnapped. - Go on. - What the f*ck is funny about that? - Out of all the scenarios in the world, that's the one you pick? - It's a very, very real scenario. - All right, go on. - Danny gets kidnapped. You've gotta give up your whole family to get him back. What are you doing? - No, I'm not giving up my whole family to get him back. - f*ck. - Is he not worth that much to you? Is he not? Who do you love more, your parents or Danny? - My parents. - Wow. Wrong answer. - Well, can you get him to ask actual questions? - Danny, Danny, Danny, I'm sorry. I change it to Danny. - So you don't even like your parents, it's crazy, they brought you up as well. I wouldn't give up my whole family. I've got a big family. I wouldn't give them all up for one person. - Would you shag Danny? - Oh my God. - Would you shag Danny? Yes or no? Yes or no? - That's not a no. - If if it was out the question you'd have said no. - It's not a no. - It's not a no. So it's a yes. You'd shag Danny. - Run in there and celebrate. [laughs] - Alright, next question. Just a simple one. How old is Danny? - 21? - What's Danny's whole name? - Danny Aarons. - I'll be honest. I think that's correct, to be fair. - Oh really? [all laughing] - I'm gonna be honest, apart from that one question, you knew his name, you knew his age, and you said you'd give up your family. So I think you've passed. - Thanks. - Good luck. - It's your time to shine then, bro. - Come on then, bro. - Can I get some like Rocky music or something? - Yeah. - They're playing it right now, bro. We can edit it in. - That non copyrighted guitar riff as you run in right now. [upbeat music] - One last check of the suit. Let's see the suit. Let's see the whole suit. - Yeah. - Whole suit for this one, yeah. The whole suit. - Hey. - Down. - She said she'd shag ya, so you're in. - So what do we just let him on this? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I think we just gotta observe this one, boys. [Danny singing] - She's regretting everything. - No, she's gonna hug him. - Hi. - No I'm doing the Bellingham. I'm doing the Belling- - Wow. - Over the, that's crazy you know? How you doing Ten? - I'm good how are you? What happened to your trousers? - No, this, this is the style. You don't like ripped jeans? It's the style, darling. - Fair enough. I like it. - Sorry about my companion. He just needed to make sure you are good to go, you know? - Yeah. make sure you do the same thing for Kaci then. - Who? - For Kaci? - Who's that? - Oh, you cheeky bastard. - I only have one girl in my mind. - No, you have to ask her. - No, no. I only have one girl on my mind. - What? - What you mean what? - What? - No, you say who. - No say say your mum. - You. - Good one. - Nah you just gotta let him. - Let him go. - Bro let him work. - He actually wants this. - How you doing? - I'm good. How are you doing? - I'm okay. I just forgot to put the earpiece in, but that's fine. - What a dick. - How are you doing, Ten? - Yeah, I'm good. How are you? - I'm better now that you are sat across next to me looking like a snack. [all laughing] - Thanks. - Looking like a whole- - Thank you. - Rice crispy. - You too. - What? - Bro? - What rizz is this? - A snack? - Bit of an effort in ask why she's dressed like that. - I don't understand that, I've made the effort, I've put in, you know, three piece, waistcoat, Crocs, everything. - You haven't even done your tie properly. - Yes I have. - No you haven't. - Well, Tobi said it was perfect. - Get to the tie. - I told him, I told him. - That's not a perfect tie. - Tobi said it's- - It's coming out of the collar on the side. - Anyway, my, this ain't about me. - Tell her your mum did your tie. - If I'm being honest with you, my mum did this tie. Okay. And where are you laughing? [all laughing] - I see you've insulting my mum. - Are you insulting my mum? - No, it looks perfect. - I take disrespect to my family very seriously though. - Also, I ripped my trousers for you. - Falling for you. - Falling for you. - I ripped my trousers falling for you. - Hey? - Oh my god. - This is the best. - You're so sh*t, bro. - That is whack. - Oh I ripped my trousers falling for you. [JJ laughing] - Just run with it. We should've just let him run it. - Back to my other point. Why you not made an effort today? - So, I don't look like I've made effort? Do you know how long it took me to wear makeup up today? - 15 minutes? - No. - An hour and a half. - What have you done? - I've done my makeup, one. - Doesn't it like it? - I know, I've actually made such a huge effort. So the fact that you think that doesn't look like I've made an effort. - Why aren't your trousers ripped? - Why are you not wearing ripped trousers? - Why would I wear trousers? - Skin. Exchange some skin. - Can you rip them falling for me? - Can you further rip my trousers for me? - Yeah. - What the f*ck? - What? That's not what I said. - I want like a massive gaping hole. And another trouser hole as well. [fabric tearing] [Danny moaning] - Stop! I can't. [all laughing] - No, no, no. - Look how red his knee is. - Other one? - The other one please? Can you do it on your knees? [moans] Make eye contact. [all laughing] [moans] One more stretch. Do it. Oh my God. Do it. [all laughing] Oh my God please. Ten please. - I'm doing it. - Do it. - Ah, it's gonna happen. [yells] Ah, okay. Okay, now I'm feeling loose. Now I'm feeling very, very loose. [all laughing] - Look at that outfit. - I wanna do the same for yours, but I'll keep that off camera. - Hey yo. - Nice. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. That was nice. - You see how your name's 10? - You, you see how your name's 10? - Stop. Yeah? - I'm gonna call you six. - 'Cause I'm a 6 out of ten? [all laughing] - It's more so the age I prefer. [all yelling] - I'm out. [JJ retching] I'm out. - What'd he say? Just, you know, just to, just to put it out there, you know, like. - Ew! - What? - I'm phoning the police. - Yeah. - You know? - Yeah. - Oh no, he didn't? - He did. - Dirty bastard. - Well, I'm trying, I'm really trying to make this work. You know? I really want the best for us. - Yeah. - And I can, I can see the best of us happening. Do you? - Yeah. - A hundred percent. - Why is he train wrecking it? - Boys? No, I'll go on, f*ck them. So basically, let's just speak me and you. - I've got a quote for you. - I've got a quote for you. - You are so harsh. [all laughing] - So my quote is, yeah. - Listen carefully. - Listen carefully to this. - The fact I can hear. - Listen carefully Ten, Six. Listen carefully. - Ten. - Oh my God. - Stop calling me that. - What do you want me to do? You are a six, relax. - Oh. - To be honest, I actually prefer Kaci. - To be honest with you, I kind of wish Kaci came up. - Oh! - I can't. I wish Kaci was here. - I wanted to change it to Ginge but then they told me I couldn't change it once I gave- - That's fine. That's completely fine. Hopefully Kaci comes through and I can speak to her. - Kaci don't wanna talk to you. - Why? [all laughing] You don't wanna speak to me? - No. - I don't wanna speak to her. I don't really care. I don't really like girls. - Really? - Not recently. I think I'm switching sides. Is that a problem? - Well, a little bit if we're dating right on a date right now, - Say, all right, I'm off. But we shagging after this. - And you're saying you're switching sides to who? The men? - Well, you maybe can change that. Do you know what I mean? But I'll let you, I'll let you have that in your spare time. Alright. Maybe, maybe I'll see you one day. Yeah? - Yeah. - Maybe I'll see you one day. We didn't tell him to do that. - He hasn't said the line. Go back and say the line. - Go back and tell her you're shagging. - No, no, let him leave, he left. - Just gotta- - Oh no. Just gotta get my, get my suit. - Mhm. - Is that all right? - Yeah. - All right. See you later tonight, yeah? We'll be shagging, yeah? [Tennessee sighs] - I don't know. - She's not happy. - No. - No. - That side eye was crazy. Bro's just fumbled the bag. - That felt way too real. - Yeah that's because you actually liked her. - That felt way too real. - You just got the nastiest side eye. - That was, that was- - f*ck that felt way too real. - So how do you think your date went? - Uncomfortable. [all laughing] - Yeah, you're telling me, f*cking hell. - I actually thought it went really well, [laughs] but it was a bit uncomfortable probably the whole way through. I, it felt like I was on that date for about an hour. [all laughing] - Good news, right? Eh? - Time flies. - That's not good. - No, no. He's just jumps in. - You didn't drag. - Would you go on another date with Danny? - A hundred percent. No, a hundred percent I would. - Oh. - Danny Aarons rizz. - Which of them would you like to date? - Can I have both? - Yes. - Yes you can. - Well, off you go Ginge. - Get ready boys. - Boys, we're back. - If they need a chair I can sit on one of their knees or something, you know. - She's trying to sit on laps. - Geez. - It's crazy for you guys. - What does she do? I could only imagine. - What do you think Tobi? - Every girl does the same thing. - Okay she's requested a double date, and today both of you are train enthusiasts. You're the modern day Francis. - Two? - So yeah so you're like Francis Bourgeois. - That's something. - Choo choo. - Don't mention the hats at first. I'm, if she mentions it, then start talking about how you like trains. You go train spotting together. It's a hobby. You do, you know, the different... [static crackling] - Do you actually know anything about trains? - A hundred percent. - And then at some point, one of you has to say, I really like you because you remind me of a train. - Oh. - And then just- - What do you mean by that? - Or you can say, we'll run a train on you. - Can I tell her I'm gonna run through her like a train? - Yeah, yeah. - Anything like that. Yeah. - And please did you get your tits back out 'cause he missed it. - Yeah. [all laughing] - The train caps were so innocent. What have I done? - Come on. - Choo choo! - Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, - Hi friends. - All aboard! - Choo choo. - Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga. - Do you like trains? - Yeah. - What's your favourite train? - If it's not the Avanti west coast I don't know what it is. - Oh God. - I was about to say the same. [all laughing] - Me and me and my boy here, train enthusiasts. - Nah, no, that's doing it lightly, brother. - Yeah. - Train die hards. - I caught him teabagging a train. It's one of his turn ons. - Hey, come on man. Don't tell her on the first date. - Do you want a teabag on the train? - No, not really. - No, I can't. [all laughing] No I'd rather keep it to actual trains. Could I tell you a story about when I was on the, the Porter Express 345 model number seven. - Model seven. - That was like- - Oh my god you could tell me anytime. - Genuinely. Probably the best experience of my life. - You ever been on a model seven? - No. - Oh. There we go. Don't worry. - I'm on that. - Hey, you'll get taken on that all day. - You'll run me like a train. - Yeah. - Do you? - You'll be my little passenger princess on the Avanti West Coast, trust me. [all laughing] - For the model seven you do need a ticket. - So, so who's gonna get my ticket? - Well, we... [all laughing] - Let's role play. - You know what? Let's role play. [all laughing] - We are the train inspectors. Yeah train. - Train inspectors. - Right? - And you are a little, not little. - Oh, why does he always do that? - You are a- - Sorry. You're a big, you're a big strong girl. - You're a big strong girl? - It's even worse. - What is he always a little person? You're a big, strong, mature, how old are you? - 21. - You're a big, strong, mature 21-year-old girl. Yeah? - We not standing up to a role play, are we? - Bruh, she's gonna watch? - Okay, can you just stand up a minute? Just pretend that you're putting something on the aisle. - Oh, my skirt's a bit, um... - Yeah, that's gonna be fine. [all laughing] - Tickets. Tickets. Oh, you just dropped something there behind your love. - f*ck off. [all laughing] - No, you did. It's there. - You just dropped something. - Yeah, yeah. - I approve. - Okay cool. - I approve. - And I'm gonna cut to the shit now. He actually has never seen a pair of tits before and he missed it before, and he's just wondering if you can do that again. [all laughing] Totally up to you though. - Oh, do you not wanna look? Do you wanna get 'em out, - Danny you said you wanted- - I'm scared. - There's no need to be shy. - I'm scared, Ginge. - Let me approve. - What do they look like? - They're beautiful. [all laughing] - I don't like the calcium cannons man. No. - Danny, sit down and admire the beauty. - I've never heard someone not want to see my tits. Okay. - Yeah, exactly. - Well if I, let's be fair, if I wanted to, I could just give you 15 pound a month. Do you know what I mean? [Ethan laughing] To be fair. - Do you do OnlyFans? - It's actually a tenner. [all laughing] - Actually a tenner? That's so good. And you can't afford a ticket to the f*cking train. Tenner a month? - Is it actually a tenner? - I thought yous would like cars, not f*cking trains. - No I only got these because they don't do trains. - Cars are small trains. - Cars, they're basically just small trains. [all laughing] - I'm sure I could try and find you some train Crocs. - You want straight? Do you wanna put these on? - Yeah. - Yeah go on and put 'em on. - Like Thomas the Tank Engine trains. - I actually once caught Danny Aarons wanking to Thomas the Tank Engine. - I actually- - Can I have another one? - You can have the one. Yeah, of course you can. I actually caught Danny wanking to Thomas the Tank Engine once. - Whoa it wasn't Thomas the Tank Engine. It was the other one. - Do yous drive or do you just get the train? - What a stupid question. We get the train. - Why would she say- - She said, do we drive or do we get the train? - Oh, we're f*cking train die hards. We live by the train. We die by the train. - Choo choo. - So no passenger princess kind of vibe. - Yeah, you get bit of passenger princess on the train. - Choo choo. - Choo choo. - All aboard! - Yeah. [both imitating a train] come on, join the train. - Come on. - Come on, join the train. - Come on, man. - Get in between. - Yeah, get in between. - Get in between us, we're sandwiching you. [all laughing] [all imitating a train] - Can I get a - "Choo choo". - Woo woo. - Yeah. [all laughing] - I hate this channel. I hate it. - Anyway talking of trains. Can we run a train on you? - Anyway talking of trains. Can we run a train on you? - We'll see how the next date goes yeah. - So next date yeah? - But I'd rather you just, you know, scrap over me or something. - Choo choo and walk off. - She wants us to scrap again, man? - Nah, - f*cking hell. - Shall I just go? - Jesus Christ. - Bye. - Get on board. [Ethan laughs] [both imitating a train] - Got some good Crocs out of it though. - I want the Crocs actually. - Thank you. - You can have one back. - Can I have me Crocs? - No. - Can't have your Crocs. - No. [Danny imitates a train] - I'm not f*cking chasing her about, something's going on here. Giving me Crocs, Danny, she's- - Give him the f*cking Crocs, now. - The train. [all laughing] - Give him the [censored] Crocs. [all laughing] Give them, give him the Crocs. - Give me the Crocs, now. - Fine. - I'm gonna loose it. - f*cking hell. What's going on? [all laughing] - What's he doing? - Give him the Crocs, now. - Do something babe, yeah. - Give him the Crocs, now. - Danny get me my Crocs. [all laughing] - Give him the Crocs, now. - Danny get my Crocs please. - You have to say sorry and I'll give you the Crocs. - No, you took the piss out me 'cause I said I like trains. [all laughing] - Give him the Crocs now. - Just give me the f*cking Crocs, please. - This ain't a joke. The cameras are off now. - Say sorry. - Give him the Crocs, now. - What should I say sorry for, liking f*cking trains? - Why is she shaking her ass? - Can I have my other shoe? - That's a shame, innit? That's a shame. - You get that when we get the Croc. - Give him his Crocs back. - You can have one. - I'm gonna throw up. - Just as well, I'll give you one. - But give me both of them. - I want the other one first. - Well I can't run with one f*cking Croc - And you know what? We'll make a deal brother. - Oh slay. - Thank you Danny. - f*ck you. - Bye, love ya. - Choo choo. [all laughing] - That felt like a scene from the office. - Yeah. [all laughing] - What the f*ck just happened? - That was f*cking manic. - She didn't know anything about trains. - Honestly, you could tell straight away. - Would you go on a second date with them? - Maybe not. - Aw. - She don't wanna give you the Croc back. - Yeah, exactly. - Who was your favourite out of the two?\ - The ginger one. - She wants you. Just a bit more... - Fiery? - He had the better attitude, yeah. - Attitude, its not f*cking football manager. [all laughing] - Which of them would you like date? - Danny. - Oh! - All right well, Danny, you know what you're really good at, impressions. So what what we say is you're gonna do an impression of this person. - I like it. - So you have summoned me? Wait, what's the, what's the look for? - Should have turned up a bit smarter. - Cheeky b*tch. - What happened? That's for me? - Don't be a cheeky b*tch. Stand up. [all laughing] You like that? Yeah what happened is- - Okay. - I fell over. - Oh. - I ripped them for you. [all laughing] How you doing today my darling, Sorry please remind me of your name? - Erin. - How old are you, Erin? - 25. - Oh, that's right! You're the cougar. - I'm the cougar. - You're the cougar. - Yeah, I'm the cougar. Yeah. - We're done. Okay. What'd you do for a, what'd you do for fun? - For fun. - For fun. - I like going out. I like going raving. - Amen sister. Amen sister okay. What'd you do for work? - So I do like musical theatre too. - Musical theatre? - Yeah. - I'm an actor. - Are you? - I specialise in like, impressions, and like role playing, cosplaying. Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. - So I would consider myself top three impressionists in the world. - Do you wanna see one? - You wanna see one? - Yeah, I do. - You wanna see one? - I'll let you pick, what do you want? Literally anyone I know, I'll be able to like, it'll be like you're sitting next to him, genuinely. - Peter Griffin. - Pete- Shake my hand. [all laughing] - Bad on that. - Ready? First. - Go on. - Peter Griffin, yeah? [Danny imitates Peter laughing] - Hey Peter, [laughs] Lois, Brian. - That was actually sick. - Yeah? - Well done. - One more. One more. - Go on. Let's do Boris Johnson. - Boris Johnson. Well you see, you know when, when you, when you know when you... [all laughing] When when you want to close the borders down, you've got to, you've gotta take the right action. You see and when you do. You know what I mean? - You know what I mean? - It's like I just kinda channel myself. - You became that person. - I became Boris Johnson. - You wanna see my specialties? - You wanna see my specialties? - Yeah. - How about Goku? - So basically what I learned the most... [all laughing] - f*ck you guys. - In musical theatre, what I did acting the side of it. But theatre, you know, musical theatre, acting, potato, po-tah-to. I'm sure you can agree, Erin. - Yeah. - What I learned mostly was Goku. What's this? Do you know Goku? - No. What's that? - You don't know Goku? - No. You're gonna know him. So basically he's this anime nerd or whatever. - Well, no. - Calm down, calm down. - And he's like the big boss I think, all you wanna do to be Goku, you need to like channel yourself. Come on, you're doing this with me. - Oh, okay, okay, cool. - You're doing this with me. - Mhm. - Okay ready? - Yeah. So we go [sighs], charge it up. And on three, Erin, I want you to let out the beast inside of you. Ready? - Okay. - So we're gonna charge it up. - Yeah. - I really wanna tell him to unzip. [all laughing] - No, no, no. - Be quality though. - One, two, three. [both screaming] Shake my hand. Actually. - We smashed that. - Smashed that Erin. You, I can't lie, you just turn me on there. - Did I? - I'm not even joking. You just turned me on there. - Really? Because like, I'll, I keep saying it. I'm into like, people dominating me. - This guy. - He's just... - Bro's on a hunt for a dominatrix. - He's all beta. - Okay. I'm gonna do an impression. You have to guess who it is. - I'm gonna do an impression. - Yeah? - And you've gotta try and guess who it is. - He's geting a second date, by the way. - Yeah, of course. - It's Maggie Simpson. [all laughing] [Danny gurgles and sucks] - Think, think. - I wanna say Maggie from "The Simpsons." - Yes. - Yes. - Oh! - f*ck off. - Oh my God. - This is what he does. Yes. Erin, I like you. - What the f*ck? - You're giving a very, very good vibe. Authentic vibe. - Thanks. Thanks. - We are, we're gonna get- - That's what I'm all about. - So, great. - I do animals as well. - The one thing I'm working on and I need someone's advice. - Right? - That's where you come to play. Animals. Animal impressions. No, I don't do animals. [all laughing] - Okay. - Name an animal. - A dog. - A dog? - Nah, let's go with something more interesting, like a dolphin. - I'm talking about my favourite animal's a dog. - Dolphin? - Okay, go on. - Dolphin. - Dolphin. [Danny shrieks] - What the f*ck? [Danny shrieks] - I need honest feedback because I'm working on it like it's not perfect. - It was, yeah, it was good. - All right how about a fox? - Don't speak, don't speak. I'll do a fox. - Okay, cool. - Do you know what a fox sounds like? When they're doing? - I do. Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - What? - He's gonna bend over, look. - That's exactly what I'm gonna do. All right? - Yeah. [Danny screams] - It does sound like that. [Danny screams] - And that's what you are gonna sound like tonight. - Oh. - Oh. - Is that a good thing? - I don't, I don't know if that's what you want a woman to sound like. [all laughing] - Just like ah. - I rest my case. - Really? About 10 out 10 I give you on that one. - You think 10 out 10? I like hearing the word 10. Anyway. Been an absolute pleasure darling. - I'll leave one final impression for you. - I'm gonna leave one final impression for you. - Okay? - I'm a leaf. - I'm a leaf. [Erin laughs] [Sidemen laughing] [Erin claps] - f*cking brilliant. - Brilliant. - Fair play. - That was basic. - Oh, she f*cking wants me. She wants me. She wants me. - She can hear you. - She wants me. - Would you give Danny a chance of a second date? - I would, but he has to work on his dolphin impression. - Last one. - Kaci, innit? - Yeah, no sh*t Sherlock, cheers. [all laughing] - Which of them would you like to date? - It's gotta be Ginge, isn't it? - My boy! [all cheering] My boy! - You're chatting to her normal, you're doing normal date. - Yeah? - Every sentence I love you at the end, every sentence. So you're smiling happy. - I love you. - I love you. - Yeah so like, I'm actually gonna be single after this video mate. - What do you do? What do you do for yeah? What do you do for fun? I love you. - Yeah. - Oh. - And if she says what- - Yeah, just act like you're not saying anything. - Brilliant. - Is that, is that good Danny, is it yeah? [all laughing] - It's true as well. Sit down. - Chill out Vik. [all laughing] - Hello. - Hello. - You okay? - Yeah. Are you? - Yeah, I'm good. Good to see you. - Have you had a lot of dates today? - I've about six or seven to be honest. - Who got more? You or Danny? - I, I've about equal I reckon. - Oh, that's all right. - I think I love you. [all laughing] Have you been since locked in? - Yeah good. Have you been? - Yeah, to be honest, just cracking as usual, I weren't one of the main things in there was I? So I just took me 10 minutes and moved on. I think I actually love you. [all laughing] - Oh really? - Yeah. This is, I love you. - Oh, thanks. - What hobbies are you into? It's getting to know each other a little bit. I love you. - Oh, that's fab. - Love you too. - Oh! - Oh he's going red. - Chill, just chill, it's chill. - Yeah keeping it casual. Yeah? - Yeah you didn't even notice anything, did you? So what hobbies are you? What hobbies? - Do you know what? I actually always say this. I actually don't have any hobbies. - Sounds fun. - None at all? - No, no, why? What's your hobby? - Football, gaming? - Yeah. - Loving you. Rock climbing. - Loving you. Rock climbing. [all laughing] - Yeah. - Falling in love with you. Admiring you. - That's a lot of good ones, actually, to be fair. - Yeah it's pictures of you on the ceiling. On the wall. - Like a little shrine. - Yeah, I love you. - But you say that, but then you just, you fumbled it in locked in. - Fumbled it in locked in right? You were crying 'cause you just had the phone. - Oh, here we go. - And I was like- - That could have been your heroic moment to sweep in. - Yeah but with all due respect- - Kaci- - As much as I love you. - Comfort, I didn't expect your dad to just drop me in it. - I also love your dad. - Funnily enough. I actually think I really love your dad as well. - I think you should bring my dad here. You could go on a date with my dad. - Yeah. I'd love the man. - I think he would love that. - I'm actually in love. Genuinely. I'm in love. - I said it on my TikTok. We can get married next week. - Oh wow. - In the comments. - Oh yeah, you did. - I can't stop looking at your eyes. - That's the best one you said today. You know? - Yeah. Your eyes are amazing. - Really? - Your eyes are absolutely amazing. - They're just brown though. They're so boring. - No, no. - Brown like the Thames. - Brown like the Thames. - They're like the Thames. - What? - What? [all laughing] - She doesn't know- - I don't know how to take that. - No I meant it as a compliment, but then the Thames- - I'll take it as a compliment then. - Thank you, thank you. What piercings have you got? I love them. I love you. [all laughing] - I've got my nipple pierced [laughs] and I've got my bellybutton and then my ears. I've got quite a few. - Can I see it? - What, these ones? - Yeah yeah, yeah. - I know that other girl got her tits out, but I ain't doing that one on here. - No, no, I thought's actually quite inappropriate. I don't know why she did that, I don't even- I didn't even.. - Do you know what? She's got balls to be fair. - She's got tits as well. - Yeah, no, I bet. - Yeah, I love you. [all laughing] - To be fair, if I had tits like her, I would as well. - You see I've been watching you. - Well I have have been watching you very, very, and everything you do, I get tagged in anyway, so. - I know, people on TikTok, they are loving it, aren't they? - It's hard when you're on the second floor. - It's a lot harder to watch it though when you're on the second floor. That's, I'm on the top. [all laughing] - I've gotta bring my own ladder. - I've gotta bring my own ladder. You know, look through the windows and stuff? - Glad you find it funny 'cos that could have been creepy [all laughing] - Could you imagine your face is just in the window. - Look out the window and I'm there. - I'd have to get a restraining order. - Tell her you're not angry around her. You might rename yourself. - For some reason whenever I'm around you, I just, I'm not angry at all. - I love that. This is like your new journey to be like more self improved. - Just say, I'm just Ginge. - I'm just Ginge. [all laughing] - This is like a bad Romcom. - Yeah, let's just take that angry part away. - Yeah. Like don't need to take away from my computer. I can just sit here and admire and love you all the time. - Exactly. - She's not reciprocating. - Do you love me? - Do you love me? - So much. - Oh! - Say it. Say it though. - Say it. You have to say it. - Oh my God. - To the moon and back. - Yeah you have to say it. You've gotta say it. - What I love you? - Yeah, say it now. I love you Ginge - I love you Ginge. - Ah! [all cheering] - We are in there. Guess what, my chat's gonna be buzzing. Absolutely buzzing. - That's his new sub sound. I love you so, so, so much. - Yeah, I honestly, it's actually hard to have a conversation with you because I just love you so, so much. - Music to my ears. - How long before and then I propose. - I feel like normally in relationship you have to have like a few years maybe, but I feel like because our love is just so intense, I feel like- - I'm glad you said that. - It could just be like a week or like maybe a few days. - Yeah. I reckon I think if I take more than two weeks, then that's, I think that's too long. - Yeah then I'd have to start dropping hints. - So can we like rehearse a wedding? - Yeah. Let do it. - Then usually say I do and then I'll say I do. - Okay. - They're getting married bro? - What's going on? - Are you walking down the aisle? - Well how does, how does marriage music go? ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪ - Yeah. ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪ ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪ - Wow. - Then you've gotta fake cry. That's a good one. - Beautiful. - Then I'll have like a little tear, but I won't ruin my makeup. So it'll just be like a little wipe and then I'll carry on walking. - Absolutely beautiful. - What's going on? - How is she not looking at anyone. - And admire what they have built together, been together for approximately one week and they've already proposed. The love is so intense. - That one week was a lifetime to me. - Yeah, no, I can only imagine looking at him, he is one hell of a bloke. - Yes. - What's happening? - I dunno. - I'm in a fever dream. - No, this is a bit cringey now. - Nah to be honest, this is actually a bit cringe. I'm gonna sit down. [all laughing] Sorry. Are you leaving me at the alter? - No, no, no, no. - I love you so much. - No, no, I'm sorry, I love you so much. I love you so much. [all laughing] - Get up. - Please, please, please. - Can I introduce you to my friends? - Can I introduce you to my friends? - Oh, who? - Just my friends. - Yeah, of course. - As my girlfriend? - Yeah well, like as my girlfriend? - Yeah. - Or fiance? - Okay come with me. - Come with me. Come with me. Hold my hand. - Okay. - Come with me. You excited to see my friends? Are you nervous? - So excited. - Holding hands and everything. - I'm not nervous. Some of 'em are a little bit weird though, I'll be honest, some of them are, like, there's a guy called Danny and he's an absolute scruff. [all laughing] Let me get the door for you there. - Oh, what a gentleman. Oh my gosh. - Right, straight down there. [all cheering] [all clapping] - He's done it! [upbeat electronic music] [keys clacking]

Channel: Sidemen

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Length: 84min 22sec (5062 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 14 2024