SIDEMEN ANSWER YOUR ASSUMPTIONS

hey ladies and gentlemen welcome to the simon assumption i assume you clicked this video thinking that you're going to be entertained however you've been fooled this is more simon welcome to harry he has the first assumptions for you uh remember to visit simon clothing and like the video right now cheers bye uh first assumption is that simon is going to get married this year definitely not next one oh next year oh my next question oh bring up over who you guys don't like any song gear false true i don't know i love games you'll take turns editing each week for the cyber signal it is a damn [ __ ] right that we do guys is so good right now but we don't edit it in charge what do you mean why are they hey bro we all let it go after like two uploads ksi is going to stop uploading again i mean you've done no he did one the other day laughing at dax on the other eye yeah wow i don't remember who it was ksi and logan paul are actually g friends oh my god and they're just watching the views of money friends good friends good friends you don't get views and money from this i mean i'm getting views of money yeah so it sounds like this is true oh my god a friendship would actually be a bonus harry's girlfriend still hates jj from the little boy district everyone moved out the house because they didn't get along well true what no josh broke us up because he wanted to move in with his girlfriend yeah josh yeah it was entirely dropped harry doesn't actually do drugs but acts like he does to be cool spot on i mean how are you very very cool harry's like one of the coolest guys i've seen right through that one i've got a tv right up my ass there we go before you say it you all secretly listen to one direction all right secretly i i do i don't i don't think that's not my choice but if they're wrong i listen to zayn's songs [Music] i've got a feeling that vic has the biggest penis but i've said that good yeah video was it in the youtube space i don't know you could have penis out of the youtube space what video was that you have not got your penis if harry was consistent he'd have the most subs out of all the sidemen yeah probably probably oh yeah you love shooting an injector what actually you know yeah you're all dog people yeah i don't know if you are i'm a dog i've only ever had cats throughout my whole head throughout my whole life i've always i've always wanted a german shepherd so i'm probably uh so i think once i get a dog is that true simon's farts are the most foul because he loves cheese and eats a lot ethan's [ __ ] spot i think me and harry are up there though bugs let out some steak the cyber will never add anyone into their group have that have that you want to make your own movie no we made a trailer and we spent too much money on it you know we could have made a good like short film for the same money yeah guys i regret that one road trip video uh road trip yeah it's cheaper than that yeah movie trailer never again did get scammed a little bit you guys are never going to move back in together amen no not even we've excelled since we're done how's that yeah yeah we live together buddy not for long josh actually hates being the oldest out of everyone too [ __ ] right because gold yeah this is get boring you are really old you're [ __ ] old all right i'm kind of you gotta like we told you give me is if something unfortunate happens to one of us this is getting clipped and sent to you good luck in this vlog jj and ethan got too drunk one night and ended up sleeping together because they both didn't have a girlfriend to do that with and that's how ethan got that one point one percent nigerian inside so someone that was five years old right there i'm assuming you're five years old you all enjoy doing sidebend videos more than your own channel videos yes yeah right now that's it it's more required have more fun doing it with your friends harry is going to upload soon heard from an anonymous source that one of you is secretly getting married in the coming secretary getting married who's first to get married if we would say right now you don't used to say me but i just said in the world harry is quite sexual he doesn't know are you still i know i'm very very confident that i'm not are you easy to do with the shorts a bit no i wouldn't say fancy james charles but like i wouldn't don't give you 10k and you uh you have to have sex with a man right you're going to be now i'm fine i'm not doing that that's all i'm saying the two best secure your bag 2019. go [ __ ] a man not an assumption but a fact jj is going to drop logan paul in the rematch i said that i did that he did hopefully he does vic he uses gloves when wiping the gun you got a big bathroom in his face [Laughter] isn't that really annoying it's an assumption we say maybe they've learned nothing there's more side men josh is tired of the questions about when him and freya get gonna get married when are you gonna get back those questions that would be pending i'm asking right now what do you get [Music] two of you have had a threesome together at one point no all right we had a threesome oh that's three okay what i don't think don't bring me into this no i don't think no one would know me but you know what actually i think actually i probably would do it with him and another chick no because that's awkward yes he's making it into a competition he's staring at me and guys yeah and then when i go live well but where else are we gonna look you're gonna you're there like i win a couple of you have seen each other's penises more than once jj flashing does not count i haven't seen i've seen his penis i haven't seen your watch i think i've never seen any of your penises harry hates you and prefers his flatmates oh i'd expect you to prefer your flatmates you probably shouldn't shouldn't hate us though i don't know we're making money josh has no chin underneath is releasing sidemen xix rings not yet no but chains on the other hand wait we should do a on foreign they're not they're not they're not out and they're coming soon they're coming very soon they're exclusive to city should we do a ring i'm looking into a ring hates ethan's short hair and thinks he should grow along again when it was longer like really wavy right yeah i feel like my hair it's crazy what a haircut can do yeah it's redefined you as a person no on i'm michelle did you know what it does do what it does yeah he just it's a cherry what's the packaging it's not even cherry right now it's not it's a cic it's what's it just helps people the sideburn house i do but i like this too nice i missed the house it's as simple as that i like both i missed the house i don't miss where it was one of those problems owns a simon fan account no i mean i did through you got midi cybin yeah i was for a video so i don't know if that counts i thought harry died well all mine about harry you've been in a video every sunday for maybe two years now but it seems like he's been getting closer i assume that you'll all get matching tattoo one day i mean you two have yeah we're pretty much i want to get one at some point it's the same sort of fun would you like to get mad i wouldn't you'd never get one you'd never get one more question oh if it wasn't for toby the group would have split up because he keeps the peace i have no control toby isn't really that innocent as everyone believes what does that mean what does that mean what's innocent i don't know oh boy here we go i assume ksi still sleeps with the night light on at bedtime well no doc he's not the nightmare he's the nightlife toby is going to crack because he's fed up of being the nice one all the time i think i might crack you know i'm getting close he cracks all the time anyways one day when he gets stopped one of the group's favorite film is the notebook one side's a favorite film it's a good one everyone loves occupied his own yeah he watches films in his own head i assume that ksi only says he eats ass to seem like a big man but really he hasn't got anywhere near a girl's ass ever so it's an astronaut he's a serial police don't toby is not black he just wears spray tan again i assume you're four years old because takes is when it's finished no you all once blocked your parents on social media because you were scared of them seeing what you were getting up to guys don't have social media yeah simon's here never change color it was just the video effect i hope you're paying your editor a lot mate why would i do that it's a lot of money one of you is going on i'm a celebrity this year oh no no chance no oh what would you do i've always got the feeling that josh is the type of guy to put the milk in first not simon man like minnie minter you wrote that did he also spelt minnie minto is the matter and what he does in cereal yeah no in tea what about cereal you know why it is because what you can do and i i also believe it tastes better but you can make the tea while your water's boiling so you put the milk in you put the bag and then you always put the water but you can't match the color you keep adding milk you're going to have a certain color no but i i'm a seasoned vet of this is it safe to assume that simon vick and harry wear briefs while the other boys wear boxer briefs or trunks [Music] doing stuff like this vic prefers vik over vikk i couldn't care less do you actually have no preference because it kind of pissed me off i keep changing your text because i don't want to authenticate i always decide so the reason i don't care is because my in my like actual name it's vik then that was taken on youtube so i added the extra k myself no it wasn't taken yeah so you're actually the second grader you're actually the second victim of it you're a [ __ ] fraud yeah there's a big star out there yeah there's a big star one two three with one camera what the what happened back in 2012 if you just as uh vikk was taken come on vic i think i would have like changed the numbers oh the fixed repairs i don't care anymore the rest secretly hate jj's music but that's all part of the progression right the learning process whereas now you've got good songs yeah are you going i'm off well that's right yeah that's it for cyber assumptions if you want to uh let us know more assumptions there's a link in the description to put them in and we might do another one i have a headache [Music] [Music] blockbuster win win win that's the only ammo ring ring ring i replied with eno kumi leno had a hot heart switch up the thing as i hit bellows switch up the thing as i drink mellow switch up the thing in my black and yellow so fresh clean saw the thing and she popped like hello stream from the bottle while making a puddle call up the server to clean up

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Length: 21min 19sec (1279 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 05 2019