Short-Ass Movies - SNL

♪♪ >>> THESE DAYS WHEN I SIT DOWN TO WATCH A MOVIE, I CAN FIND JUST ABOUT ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. BUT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF MOVIE I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR. ♪ AND THAT'S A ♪ ♪ SHORT-ASS MOVIE A REALLY SHORT MOVIE LIKE AT MOST AN HOUR 40 ♪ ♪ GIVE ME THAT SHORT ASS MOVIE A SHORT-ASS MOVIE ♪ ♪ A REALLY SHORT MOVIE 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I AIN'T GONNA SIT HERE ♪ ♪ AND WATCH NO LONG-ASS MOVIE FOUND A FLICK ABOUT TO PICK IT ♪ ♪ BUT RIGHT BEFORE I CLICK IT I LOOK DOWN ♪ ♪ RIGHT BELOW THE LINE AND THAT'S WHEN I SEE THE RUN TIME ♪ ♪ 3 HOURS 47 MINUTES BRO YOU MUST BE CRAZY NO THANKS ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA WATCH A SHORT-ASS MOVIE LIKE DRIVING MISS DAISY ♪ ♪ I'M NOT PUSHIN' P UNLESS IT'S UNDER TWO HOURS ♪ ♪ LIKE LION KING OR BAD MOMS OR ALL THREE AUSTIN POWERS ♪ ♪ I HEARD THE BATMAN WAS GREAT SO I WENT TO A THEATER ♪ ♪ AND SAW IT I PISSED MY PANTS TWICE THAT [ BLEEP ] WAS LONGER ♪ ♪ THAN THE HOBBIT GIVE ME THAT SHORT-ASS MOVIE ♪ ♪ A 90-MINUTE MOVIE LIKE LIAR LIAR EVIL DEAD ♪ ♪ ERASERHEAD A SHORT-ASS MOVIE A REALLY SHORT MOVIE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'M A SIMPLE MAN WITH NO ATTENTION SPAN GIVE ME THAT ♪ ♪ SHORT-ASS MOVIE LIKE BAMBI GOT TO BE TINY BUT GOOD ♪ ♪ LIKE SHRIMP SCAMPI AND WHEN IT'S MOVIE NIGHT YOU WON'T BE GETTING ANY YESES ♪ ♪ IF YOU ROLL UP TO THE CRIB WITH ONE OF THEM ♪ ♪ DOUBLE VHSs ♪ >> WHY DOES THIS MOVIE LOOK LIKE A BOOK? >> BYE-BYE. ♪ I ALWAYS KEEP IT A HUNNID ♪ ♪ KEEP THAT RUNNING TIME UNDER 100 IF MY ASS STUCK ON ♪ ♪ THE COUCH FOR MORE THAN TWO HOURS IT CAUSES ME DISCOMFORT ♪ ♪ WE TRIED TO WATCH THE MOVIE HEAT WHEN WE WAS HANGING ♪ ♪ AT MY HOUSE BUT BARELY 20 MINUTES IN MY BOYS WERE DROOLING ♪ ♪ ON THE COUCH ♪ >> THE ONLY ONE NOT SLEEPING IS THE WEIRD GUY WHO PICKED THE MOVIE. >> I STAND BY MY CHOICE. ♪ GIVE ME THAT ♪ ♪ SHORT-ASS MOVIE A REALLY SHORT MOVIE LIKE ENCINO MAN ♪ ♪ YES PLEASE OR GOOD TIME BY THE SAFDIES ♪ ♪ A SHORT-ASS MOVIE A REALLY SHORT MOVIE IF IT'S LONG ♪ ♪ MY EYES GET GLASSY NOW TELL THEM HOW IT IS DIRT NASTY ♪ ♪ YO IT'S YOUR BOY DIRT IF YOU LIKE SHORT MOVIES I'VE GOT NINE GREAT ONES ♪ ♪ JUST WAITING FOR YOU THERE'S ♪ ♪ ERNEST GOES TO CAMP AND ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS AND ERNEST GOES TO JAIL ♪ ♪ AND ERNEST SCARED STUPID THERE'S ERNEST GOES TO SCHOOL ♪ ♪ THAT'S ONLY 89 MINUTES AND SLAM DUNK ERNEST THAT ONE'S ♪ ♪ GOT KAREEM IN IT THERE'S ERNEST IN THE ARMY MADE ME WANT TO ♪ ♪ JOIN THE SERVICE AND ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA THAT POSTER ♪ ♪ MAKES ME NERVOUS BUT THE GREATEST THING OF ALL ♪ ♪ A TRUE THING OF BEAUTY IS THE THREE-MINUTE SHORT BEFORE EVERY PIXAR MOVIE ♪ >> IT'S SO SAD. >> SO THINK ABOUT THIS. "SEX AND THE CITY 2" WAS 2 HOURS AND 26 MINUTES LONG. TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, THE MOVIE "JURASSIC PARK" WAS TWO HOURS AND SEVEN MINUTES LONG. THAT WAS A MOVIE THAT TOLD THE HISTORY OF DINOSAURS, HOW DNA WORKS AND EXPLAINED THE SCIENCE OF BRINGING DINOSAURS BACK TO LIFE. AND "SEX AND THE CITY 2," YOU KNOW, WHICH WAS A MOVIE ABOUT FOUR WOMEN WE ALREADY KNEW, WAS 20 MINUTES LONGER. I'M NOT SAYING THAT'S BAD OR ANYTHING. I'M JUST SAYING, THAT'S SOME CRAZY [ BLEEP ] RIGHT? >> HOW LONG WAS "THE KING OF STATEN ISLAND?" >> IT WAS LIKE 2 HOURS AND 17 MINUTES. BUT WE NEEDED -- WE NEEDED ALL THOSE MINUTES. ♪ GIVE ME A SHORT-ASS MOVIE ♪ ♪ A REALLY SHORT MOVIE GIVE ME A SHORT-ASS MOVIE A REALLY SHORT MOVIE ♪ ♪ EVERY NIGHT ♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,149,751

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Id: -UKbwz6s6VY

Length: 3min 37sec (217 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 03 2022