Stu - SNL

>>> BUT THE THING I WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS A BIKE. LOVE, CANE. >> HO HO HO, WHAT A GOOD BOY. LET'S GET HIM THAT BIKE, AND A HELMET. >> GOOD THINKING, SANTA. >> HERE'S ONE FROM EMILY. "DEAR SANTA, THIS YEAR I WANT A DISNEY PRINCESS MIRROR." >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE'LL GET, HUH? WHO'S NEXT? RUPERT? >> UM. >> RUPERT, WHAT IS IT? >> IT'S JUST MINE'S A LITTLE WEIRD. >> I'M SURE IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD. JUST READ IT. >> UM, OKAY. WELL, IT STARTS NORMAL ENOUGH. DEAR SANTA -- ♪ DEAR SANTA, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE YEAR IS ALMOST OVER ♪ ♪ IT'S GETTING COLDER I'M A YEAR OLDER BUT I'M STILL YOUR SOLDIER ♪ ♪ YOU'RE MY HERO CAUSE YOU ALWAYS BRING ME THE ASSIST ♪ ♪ SO ONCE AGAIN WE'RE BACK TO ZERO HERE WE GO MY CHRISTMAS LIST ♪ ♪ I WON'T BE GREEDY OR NEEDY OR ASK YOU FOR TOO MUCH ♪ ♪ JUST WANT ONE THING AND HOPE YOU STILL GOT THAT MAGIC TOUCH ♪ ♪ CAUSE GETTING THIS PRESENT IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE ♪ ♪ DEAR SANTA CLAUS PLEASE BRING ME A PS5 ♪ ♪ I TRIED TO BUY ONE AT A WAL-MART RAN AROUND THE SHOPPING MALL LIKE PAUL BLART ♪ ♪ TRIED TO FINE ONE FOR SALE BUT THE THING IS THAT THEY'RE ALL OUT ♪ ♪ YO I EVEN WENT TO A GAME STOP AND THEN I WAS LIKE OH WAIT STOP SANTA CLAUS CAN MAKE ONE ♪ ♪ THE MAN GOT HIS OWN WORKSHOP ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU PROBABLY HEAR THIS EVERY DAY BUT YOU GOT A COOL HAT ♪ ♪ I LOVE THAT MOVIE YOU DID WITH WILL FERRELL MAN ELF WAS PHAT ♪ ♪ ANYWAYS I LOVE THE THINGS YOU DO DON'T FORGET ♪ ♪ BRING MY GIFT TRULY YOURS I BELIEVE IN YOU THIS IS STU ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ DEAR SANTA I NOTICE YOU NEVER WROTE ME A LETTER BACK ♪ ♪ THAT'S FINE DOG EXCEPT NOT REALLY I THINK THAT'S KIND OF WHACK ♪ ♪ IF YOU CAN'T HELP YOUR BIGGEST FAN THEN YOU SHOULD JUST RETIRE ♪ ♪ OR NEXT TIME YOU SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY I'LL SET YOUR ASS ON FIRE ♪ ♪ JUST PLAYING I STILL LOVE YOU MY GIRL THINKS THAT I'M OBSESSED ♪ ♪ I EVEN GOT A TATTOO OF YOUR NAME ACROSS MY CHEST ♪ ♪ JUST BRING THAT PS5 BRO IF IT'S THE ONLY THING YOU DO SINCERELY YOURS, STU ♪ ♪ PS WE SHOULD LIVE TOGETHER TOO ♪ ♪ STU IS WAITING FOR HIS SURPRISE TO OPEN UP A PS5 ♪ ♪ HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO PLAY ASSASIN'S CREED ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ ♪ BUT HE CAN'T BUY IT TO OPEN UP A PS5 ♪ ♪ HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO PLAY ASSASIN'S CREED ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ ♪ BUT HE CAN'T BUY IT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE LOST HIS JOB BECAUSE HE WAS STEALING FROM HIS BOSS ♪ ♪ I'D BE WORRIED HE'S A SCARY GUY, A SCARY GUY ♪ >> SPECIAL DELIVERY. ♪♪♪ ♪ DEAR MISTER HOLLY JOLLY TWO-FACED SON OF A BITCH ♪ ♪ I HOPE YOU CRASH YOUR SLEIGH AND WIND UP FACEDOWN IN A DITCH ♪ ♪ I GUESS EVEN THE GREAT SAINT NICK CAN'T TRACK DOWN A PS5 ♪ ♪ HEY SANTA I DRANK A FIFTH OF EGGNOG DARE ME TO DRIVE ♪ ♪ YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS I WISH I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT WAS ON MY WISHLIST ♪ ♪ SCREW YOU, YOUR ELVES YOUR STUPID BEARD AND YOUR BITCH TITS ♪ ♪ SO THIS'LL BE MY LAST LETTER I KNOW YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE ♪ ♪ SINCERELY YOURS STU ♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SIR ELTON JOHN ♪ ♪ THIS YEAR'S CHRISTMAS WILL BE BAD CAUSE SANTA CLAUS WILL BE ♪ ♪ HE ALREADY ASKED YOU VERY NICELY AND NOW HE'S REALLY PISSED OFF ♪ ♪ I'M JUST TELLING YOU 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU A LOT I'M A BIG FAN OF SANTA CLAUS ♪ ♪ AND I ALSO WANT A PS5 A PS5 ♪ >> SANTA, THIS IS SERIOUS. >> DON'T PANIC. DON'T PANIC. >> I'M FREAKING OUT! [ SCREAMING ] >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I THINK IT'S TIME I WRITE A LETTER BACK TO STU. ♪ DEAR STU, I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS BRO ♪ ♪ I'M NOT SANTA CLAUS ♪ BYE-BYE. ♪♪♪ THAT'S CRAZY. A PS5? I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR THIS. I GUESS SHADY MUST HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR. SORRY, STU. YOU [ BLEEP ] UP.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 7,796,109

Rating: 4.9382291 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, snl host, Jason bateman, Jason bateman snl, Pete Davidson, Kate mckinnon, Kyle mooney, Chloe fineman, Bowen yang, letters to santa, snl letters to santa, Saturday night live letters to santa, stan Eminem, dido, Christmas gift, playstation 5, ps5, Eminem, north pole, elton john, s46, s46e7, episode 7, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician

Id: 1OJ7aW3Df5U

Length: 4min 19sec (259 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 05 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/therocketandstones]

SNL props department flexing they got a PS5

[u/Bleeding_Irish]

The real Shady at the end, perfection.

[u/Wucco]

Mirror (Streamable)

[u/Garper]

Missed opportunity not having his Christmas tree in the trunk of the car.

[u/randomguy987654321]

My favorite part was when the crowd cheered thinking that they actually got Elton John for this, and then cheered louder when they saw it was Bowen Yang instead.

[u/loshopo_fan]

SNL must have some writers that are my age.

[u/413612]

"Just drank a fifth of eggnog, dare me to drive?" got me hahaha

[u/Summebride]

Quality piece, and a good use for Pete Davidson

[u/mrcarlita]

Solid skit! God Stan is so good