[ Bell rings ] -[ Sighs ]
-Hey, Pete, what's up? -Nothing. I'm just, uh --
I'm just watching Lorne. He looks a little sad, right? -Oh, yeah, definitely. -Right? I mean,
I wonder what's wrong. -Well, look, I-I wasn't
gonna say anything, but, uh, I think he's been
pretty depressed because he secretly always wanted
to do a music video with you. -Really?
-Yeah. -W-What makes you say that? -I found this script
in the garbage. -"Pete and Lorne Rap Video."
Written by Lorne. -Yeah. -Weird. [ Somber music plays ] ♪♪ You know what? That guy has literally
done everything for me. So I'm gonna pay him back
by doing this rap video exactly the way he wrote it. -Honestly,
that's your business, man. ["Forgot About Dre" beat plays] ♪♪ [ Footsteps rumbling ] [As Michaels] ♪ Y'all know me,
still the same Big L ♪ ♪ O-R-N-E, got a mind
as sharp as a razor ♪ ♪ Quick as a laser, first man
to wear jeans and a blazer ♪ ♪ In 30 Rock behind my desk,
eating popcorn ♪ ♪ Flippin' through my Rolodex,
could probably call Joe Biden ♪ ♪ And when I talk about Paul ♪ ♪ Don't know if it's
McCartney or Simon ♪ ♪ Every Broadway play,
I seen 'em ♪ ♪ Got the Presidential
Medal of Freedom ♪ ♪ Four newspapers on my desk
bright and early each day ♪ ♪ And I always read 'em,
when a cue card has a typo ♪ ♪ I'm liable to go Michaels ♪ ♪ Take your pick,
I said Jackson, Tyson ♪ ♪ Or Lorne, 1976 ♪ ♪ Nowadays everybody wanna act
like they breakin' the form ♪ ♪ But every time
I'm looking online, it seems ♪ ♪ It's just a bunch of old
memes, all these mother... ♪ ♪ Hacks forgot about Lorne ♪ ♪ Nowadays everybody wanna act
like they breakin' the form ♪ ♪ But every time
I'm looking online, it seems ♪ ♪ It's just a bunch of old
memes, all these mother... ♪ ♪ Hacks forgot about Lorne ♪ ♪ What do ya say
about a comedy great? ♪ ♪ Been doing it himself
for half a century straight ♪ ♪ Wanna talk about
all the crazy people he made? ♪ ♪ Every single decade
has ridiculous names ♪ ♪ Like David Spade, Belushi,
Wiig, and Farley ♪ ♪ Aykroyd, Gilda,
Sandler, and Carvey ♪ ♪ Ferrell, Morgan, Will Forte ♪ ♪ Norm Macdonald and Tina Fey ♪ ♪ He must've seen a lot of
things, but he never snitched ♪ ♪ He's nice as hell,
he's Canadian... ♪ ♪ On a typewriter,
he wrote "Three Amigos" ♪ ♪ Jugglin' egos, chicka-chicka ♪ ♪ Like Petey baby, on the cover
of "Page Six" daily ♪ ♪ And a bunch of much nicer
people like Kate McKinnon ♪ ♪ Kyle Mooney,
and don't forget Baby Aidy ♪ ♪ Nowadays everybody wanna act
like they breakin' the form ♪ ♪ But every time
I'm looking online, it seems ♪ ♪ It's just a bunch of old
memes, all these mother... ♪ ♪ Hacks forgot about Lorne ♪
-Pete! Pete! [ Bell rings ] What are you doing, man? -Oh! Yo. What's up, dude? -It's another parody? It's, like, another tribute
or something? -Yeah, yeah.
This is like the third one. -Yeah. I would just stop. -What -- What?
-Yeah, they all suck. -Well, do you not -- do you
not like the -- the videos or do you just --
you don't like me? -Just please stop. -I -- Alright. I will.
-It's really bad. -Honestly, we just do these 'cause we love you so much,
Marshall. They're like a tribute,
you know? -Pete.
-Huh? -Don't [bleep] do it again. -Got it.
-Okay. -[ Sighs ] Well, Lorne... [as Adam Sandler]
You blew it!
