bill hader snl moments that pickle my tickle

you like my tie everyone knows if you don't wear green on st paddy's you get pinched i'm naughty what you got in there john mapkiss tanya you're pregnant what no come on okay i was not charged with war crimes when it comes to show my emotions uh i ain't so good being a cop i don't have that luxury but having a daughter let's get you on your mark here oh you're hurting my arm who's gonna believe you [Laughter] mark me down as scared and horny parents are powerless to protect their teens because shockingly soup is legal [Laughter] how old are you anyway well thanks for having me you're not going anywhere you'll never leave me that's our show hey you wanna you wanna hear my guitar shirt hey all right everybody take it easy man all right oh watch it hey i'm good man sorry about that so you seth rogen you're in movies why you seem kind of psyched no i'm uh but i wasn't bound i was stoked if you don't do what we say gelato is stephen what did i say about eating butter do it that's right alien kill him no no i've abandoned my child i'm about to my boy i'm about to my child i'm oh here he is he's right here all right it's his brother why would dennis all right well look um you guys i'm really i'm really i'm really i'm really happy for you both i'm happy and when i was four years old i saw a birthday clown drown in a pool where he just flowed new york new york a city of 8 million people but where do they go at night where do they go to unwind empire state building times square maybe if you're a tourist but if you're a real new yorker where you want to go is tell me sir uh how's it fella like uh you offended all this well what would you say i wouldn't say anything cameron three push in on me i would listen and what kind of girl are you hoping to meet not to be too picky but a gal i suppose yellow cyborg gone haywire earth in trouble real quick i want to thank today's sponsor tiger blood just blood from a tiger in a jar it was like a cookout and we were the meat i used my best friend as an umbrella okay the rain horn plays were no longer in new york we're on the island of crete teaching a young native boy how to dream we're in a garage watching our father cry we're an obese 15 year old seeing ourselves naked for the first time dsa agents are ready and standing by to give you a little something extra to feel thankful about this holiday season uh i also want to make a apology to the women on my staff who i slept with over the years in interest of time i apologize to these women [Applause] wow you guys are on fire and ice ice and fire that's a game of thrones joke is hey ben i'm ready to go andy jonah how do you guys know ben uh he's my dad small world we've been [Music] he's gone we've got to move on okay all right hey hey who's injured speaking of your breasts oh albus i'm so sorry do you need a foot massage oh minerva if only you had a penis in balls audience this is what happens to this guy all the time no it doesn't happen all the time it just happened right now didn't it no it didn't happen just now kenny i have nostrils oh just a lighting designer what are you going to do about it just this is the play over are we done is it is the play over no let's stop in other words your rectum was a musical instrument a healthy one would sound like this yours sounds like a shift horn are you souping am i what teenagers are drinking expired soup to get high but that wouldn't get you high there's no way teenagers are doing that but they are they're getting whacked out on old soup and they're gonna end up dead i'll eat it no johnson this is never easy but uh your co-workers are complaining about your lambs stephana uh are you okay i'm good i've just been up for three days cat what are you doing here linda this is your majesty pace off okay what the hell are you doing inside turning me on ready for their close-up she was born in london in 1882 and died not a moment too soon you live johnson you went to the bathroom in the lamps ladies what's your idea of a romantic evening let's start with contestant number two i guess dinner with a guy who isn't related to me picky picky if i had to use emojis to describe my time in grenada it would be palm tree flamethrower baby flamethrower mosquito mosquito mosquito okay okay spending time with a tsa agent couldn't be easier simply book a flight departing from any american airport ah see that's even worse than me how is that worse what is wrong with you what would you do the voiceover said it would save time for business what are you been working on i don't know i've been too busy going to the bathroom in here am i fired yes oh but first some sad news we've just received word that our own herb welts suddenly died five seconds ago we go to the scene just try it tom it's getting cold no if anything it's getting hotter okay what is this carol anyway the kids the kids they the kids say they come out into the sun and frosty is like wait wait wait wait no no no i made snow don't do this i was good right here and then he melts and he dies the end but oh the places she let me go [Music]

Channel: Depressed Carrot

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Id: 8UihD1-O_dQ

Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 11 2022