SHE THOUGHT PLAYING CRAZY WOULD GET HER OUT OF TROUBLE

my favorite is kind of put some clothes on Sam use the aliens okay you gotta come back have you just walks around with you just in the nick of time Bob hands up above your head over on your stomach turn over on your back bro back up taser taser taser down don't take another step [Music] like I said what's up guys I'm patty mayo welcome to the show this video is sponsored by our friends and expressvpn sending data over an unencrypted network is like sending a postcard your information is wide open for the postman and any other nosy person to see anytime you connect to an unencrypted Wi-Fi network at hotels airports coffee shops or even at home you are at risk that's not passwords off that's unencrypted expressvpn protects your data from hackers and spies who want to use your information for their own needs did you know that your internet service provider can see everything that you do online and they can legally sell your information to ad companies UK and Australian ISPs are required 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aliens no we're gonna storm area 51 in like ten days I just talked to the alien with the red hat he said to come over and talk to you okay can you go ahead and just put your tinfoil hat on Sam are you gonna put some clothes on Sam can you put your tinfoil hat on or come outside Jesus Christ they keep it keep it on it'll protect you it's fly let's open the door so I can protect you how's this I'll hold the aliens off with my gun I got an alien gun I will hold the aliens off oh these the aliens you want me to get rid of them well I don't there seem pretty calm right now actually oh I will take them away then one by one okay fight me Sam okay he's gone it's all clear oh no see there they're sleeping eat that all that one guy was the only problem and now they're gone jesus christ almighty chandra since you're a female do you want to wrestle the naked female let's go ahead and do this thing yeah just Sam but there Sam you put that down don't put that it's a BB gun its BB gun is that a BB gun what that looks like a BB gun Sam okay that's fine but what do we need to do to let me in why not do what you want to talk to my partner not me all about the aliens aliens don't like us didn't you ask the aliens to let me in okay and why not what did I do plant by two minutes to try to find an alternate way yes I have too many clothes on okay all right well I'm not taking my clothes off so they're gonna have to respect that no clothes oh okay she said it's a no clothes own so it can't go in because I have clothes on well sounds like you have to get naked that no one wants to see me naked that's for sure don't want to see you naked before they want to see me naked she's still standing right there she's right here she's still got her BB gun no clothes game you got a phone in there you have any electronics you sure right you should throw the electronics out of the trailer I I think I heard a cellphone ring back here I'm pretty sure I'd hear a cellphone buzzing you should check for it the cell phone I think I hear a cell phone buzzing see if you can push that would slide that window open your slide one of these you slide this keep looking I hear it buzzing it's definitely buzzing well that's good I think it stopped buzzing no cellphones just care of it just keep eyes on her and keep her busy Sam how long have you been friends with these aliens probably a month okay and what do they want from you okay so you decided to go off of them because the aliens told you so yeah okay you're smoking smoking are you doing any drugs have you ingested anything recently you've been drinking today doing drugs just not taking your meds and and being naked well why can't we just talk face-to-face but in here I don't feel safe you're gonna leave me outside with the aliens I'd rather be in there why do you give me some tin foil to wrap up in well I can't go get any I'm stumped I'm nervous at the Ale if I leave I'm nervous the aliens might bust in here your gun isn't big enough your gun is not big enough do the aliens take it Sam there might be an alien inside here if one got in you should let me in so I can kill it oh good that's good until I get eaten by an alien and then what oh ok what if we give them something else yeah what if I feed them I have a steak burrito in the truck what do they want brain I don't have any of that just now you sure there's not a cell phone back there I swear to God I heard a cell phone yeah but I keep hearing buzzing what's the buzzing top top the bottom and she's covered him are you covered in baby oil why okay what about a towel well towel will protect you you don't think so again she hears it too I she hears this up it's back here I hear it back here it's going off the aliens they hate cell phones they do they hate cell phones they hate that this is the vent up top Sam if you don't open the door I had to break my way in I'm scared so I won't but you want me to open it I have to I have to break the window cuz I'm scared for your safety no they won't I'll protect you I promise there's the ladder on the back there's no ladder on the back but that we're not gonna fit our fastest through that hole say uh rook rook do I have your baton I've this teeny-tiny baton it's got to be yours give me my big boy baton can you handle the big boy I come on why do you handle the big boy I'm thinking you go in there handing a tit tradesies Sam are you gonna try to hurt us if we come in there don't shoot that are you gonna try to hurt me if I come in there no okay a little I just want to talk to you though why we're talking right now okay no she's never recessed in theirs all right so there's that that box that goes underneath the bed but it doesn't lift up and there's that hole and then there's just them well hey Sam I kind of got to come in there if you don't come out then I'm gonna have to let myself in need a crowbar did we just pry it just a little bit just a little okay look like somebody already did that where's your key Sam where's your where's your mom where's your boyfriend give a girlfriend look close what you do with them all hey those are some really cool Christmas lights by the way that's what I'm saying they're gone let's just open the door you can though can you open the window and talk to me just slide it just a little bit just a crack just a teeny crack well if I break this window look at how big the window opening is all the spirits are gonna come right through that right away I'm gonna do it I'm just gonna try not to distract a naked chick like you have a problem with that I mean me and naked chicks we get along Sam maybe you could go in the back and like grab a towel or some clothes Sam put the fire extinguisher down that attracts aliens they literally eat fire extinguishers it's like a delicacy it's like escargot they like the coldness of it they do don't spray the damn spray then you'll be out of spray then you're gonna be out of spray then what you're going to use it on me instead of the aliens that's what you want over the window then open this a little crack and I won't break the window it's not a no go look there's a latch see this latch right there push that up push it up but how about you push it up I know that's why you're gonna push it up yes you can please pretty please don't spray the sprit I know you're ready I'm ready too you want to grab the a shield hey what did your tattoo say up on your shoulder you don't remember you know how old you are you know when your birthday is do you know what today is today's alien Hanukkah you know what that means they don't do anything on alien Hanukkah yeah they're at the alien place with the candles and the lighters okay I feel you there I can't argue with that logic kind of nope - Tanner had her naked I mean to be honest Jared it's the first person I've seen naked that's not disgusting everybody else is the fat naked old guy with his hang down hanging low okay Hey look what we got we got an alien shield we got the alien shield that's gonna protect you okay true but if we open this window then we can put the alien shield against it and talk Sam is that an alien in there step what is that put it up there now I just want to talk to you Sam I don't come free today it's gonna run out of it you walk this way walk out Philly's going are you out of a lien dust look at that thing go it's like a firework it's all out of alien dust now so now can we talk who's gonna protect you from the aliens what is that what are you throwing out it's cat food yeah if you keep doing that we're gonna have a cat problem there's two cats over there yeah but I have to do that Sam you have to let me in Sam what's in front of the door yeah does it okay well I'm gonna come in this door Sam [Music] unfortunately Sam I have a choice not smell the cat's she locked herself in the bathroom Sam there's aliens in there I always did want to be on naked and afraid but but she's naked and I'm afraid exactly there's many different versions someone's naked and someone's afraid or the BB Hollinger it should get another one just let it warm up for a minute Sam you are making a mess you're making a goddamn mess how's she safe let me know when you're done there's literally no aliens in here right now but if we wait any longer I'm afraid they're gonna come out you want to come out here you might want to use this Willy to come out yeah can you come in front of the door so I can see you what do you have anything in your hands you tube Sam are you having your hands that's one hand can see the other one can you put both hands out at the same time there's 102 oh no what Sam almost you got me with the juice yep you got me with the juice now I'm protected from all of it now I'm protected from all the aliens Sam one step out no I don't you step out please Sam what is attached to that I think is that it does that is that a tampon string you've gotta grab it you just gotta grab it take my hand I have this string protected you are protected to stop no relax him encounter no but I just lost my ray-bans and a tub full of kitty litter you know what Sam you could be on some crazy kind of stop no one's buying your what you need to be taking your meds or you're ready okay you want to reach I'll get them get her out of here I'll get him let me do your dirty work step back what if I just wear can you put clothes on see if you get close you can put on you put a towel on no because I'm wearing them right here this is police brutality we lost the tinfoil stop stop and the aliens come they're going to kill us all okay well until that happens why don't you have a seat right there we can see him Sam you don't cooperate stop stop you're gonna be hurting you don't have to put you in the mask put your hands behind your back perfect where are your med Sam stop stop stop so they're a depository we're not trust falling you Sam Sam Sam right now you really probably should just go because your couch is hanging right out oh my shoulder avoid it she covered kinda Gupta Singh my she and my booty okay all right well why don't we step right over here and just relax in the shade crystal you understand what's going on no you're gonna go down to the hospital right now and see a doctor yeah with you we're gonna go down together we'll get some on the way to stop at CVS store like a Walgreens I can't go there well I'll go there I'll go in and get all the tinfoil for you hey partner why not just hold her for a second all right guys yeah no I'm keep the coochie up against the hammer okay is it hot no okay all right guys that's gonna do it for this one we're gonna bring Sam down to get mentally evaluated and hopefully get her back on her meds this is our version of naked and afraid she's got eBay oh we're afraid that's my partner Chandra we'll see you next time on naked and afraid what's up guys I'm patty male have you ever finished a patty Mayo video and you're like damn I wish there's more patty Mayo to watch where there is cuz you become a member and cooking the joint button below this video and you can watch exclusive I'd censor content a crazy what are you even doing stuff like this Oh [Music] you're really getting on my nerves bro what anybody said [Music] walk back towards me hands up come on now is he holding you let it go dude hello anybody Oh what is it going so far [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

Channel: Patty Mayo

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Length: 27min 29sec (1649 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 09 2019