I HAVE TWO HUGE PROBLEMS

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number anybody inside this trailer make yourself known there cold beer right there what do we miss up just in the nick of time Oh baby definite gonna know we're here we're gonna try to call them out a shooting range right over here is that kind of pig bite rifle I now have a sniper rifle talk to me brother I hope you did dude he just ran out are you she is dude hey Larry he's on the way back from lunch on foot he's wearing a hat red shirt under a blue flannel listen listen you can't see us against this plot hey Larry stop down all the way down did you like that click the join button below this video watch the rest of those videos and as always got a petty Mayo TV to get your merch like this turtleneck sweater that Zacchaeus bored what does that it Polly what is that cotton I feel like cotton it's 84 degrees and you're wearing a long sleeve okay collie okay collie paw in colleague collie pot cotton turtleneck sweater that's why I'm friends at Yeti was freezing last night and I don't think was gonna be eighty degrees because it's never been eighty degrees here I'm assuming it's always thirty degrees when I show up plus it was cool to tell at your place so I put this on to survive don't give me a hard time and now we're talking about this hunt this was this guy's name okay Jose aka Jake Jake as you can tell is a Caucasian American name because takes a Caucasian American as you can tell by the the moustache guys know this family was fantastic joking about it kids is fantastic his uh his mother-in-law take old bitties tickled ain't not ashamed of him either okay I mean we made several melon jokes and she was just eating it all up she was great fantastic girls great girls after the fact they really calmed down he got a good rapport with them I feel like I can joke around about him not that it's the girl you're gonna like this episode Jake and his family definitely gave me a run for my money faith it's funny thing this one kids kids okay kids in this video told me that Jake was up my ex I said hey where is easy right up this is Jack what the child said to me it's seven-year-old little and then another little girl told me right where he was okay yeah good parenting and bad parenting at the same time yeah and Jake just had himself a little jefe Oh Jake is a new jefe check out this hunt right about now all right Dee you ready to get this boy more than ever since we're in both vehicles today I'll go in first and then we'll just try to block any any driveway access I looked on Google Maps it look like there possibly could be two driveways but it could also be the neighboring property so when we get those just try to block or block the drive win copy that if my seat vibrate one more time I don't know what's gonna happen quarter-mile up left side you get your gloves on this time daddy I got on gloves and I love when you call me daddy boy did you get me smalls do you get me smalls you got me like small gloves out of the back hold on I am your father patty Mayo I am your father I am your black father of power yo did you get me the smalls bro or the mediums I think he gave me them small gloves bro I gave you the gloves in the middle I didn't ask for that or the too small to God that's because your hands are growing all right left side right here in between these poles a gate is shut looks like you got about seven wait one two three I'd see four people I see four people looks like three kids there is a I think there's a garage I mean a driveway on the right I can't see clearly from here no I see there's a fence right here there's a fence blocking us in they just staring I got three adults two children okay so we have three adults two children in this house a lot of room for people to run someone's run inside the garage who just ran inside that garage that Jake yeah I got a war is that Jake that just ran in there who just ran inside this garage well good then get out of my way ever warrant for Jake back up with the bail blunts company read my invest don't play games in the I saw him running Dean do you deal with these two hens I am here to look for someone who is my defendant and I need y'all to back up okay dog don't give up behind you what are you doing back up hi bud hi buddy back out of my face you just ran in here you think out of my way and you get out of my way cuz you're lying you're lying and you're harboring a fugitive you're lying and you're harboring a fugitive back up don't touch me ma'am don't touch me don't touch me ma'am don't touch the back for doors day there's one door here I get a man door here and to front anything in the back okay one door one door one door one door in the back manned or manned or a garage door this door here I don't see a door in the back there's no door in the back no cover this door here right now does he have a gun in there no one's listening to you guys back up you're a lying second I just saw them how old are you good how old are you you're 19 you're old enough to go to big-girl Jail so watch your to the moon I need you to hold I need you to movie property but you're gonna end up in handcuffs why don't you go freakin Google who needs to show you a warrant okay no that's the police darling that's the police I'm just trying to get past I'm just trying to get past I'm not trying to hurt anybody I'm not trying to hurt anybody d partner what you got what you got D where you at back up get out of my face you dr. face dig oh [ __ ] move out of the way now where is he yet someone ran in here D my light came off my firearm so I have to keep it on holster partner aren't you keeping I'm not less I'm late though you're good over here clear why came off oh you know exactly who we looking for we're looking for Jake so where's he at if he's not here then who ran in here with the maroon shirt that was hurt that was not her because I had my eyes on her the entire time I ain't trippin D so we came in this door and shut it check this out check that sleeping bag right there right there on that couch back up back up back up back up you're gonna get another knock in the head well I'm glad well we're not trying to hurt anybody okay so if he packed D if he ran up this door then he ran out that door okay let's go that way don't begin behind you guys walk up the door D just go go what do you do about it we can do about it what do you do about it what do you do about it what are you gonna do about it back up back up do Bobby what do you do I need y'all to chill out for real yeah what are you gonna do what D I'm thinking maybe maybe we we said we went secondary in here you go near my taser you're gonna get tased back up get off my shield lady we're not the [ __ ] cops you've been watching too much live PD we're not thinking cops you don't have supervisors he has a warrant for failure to appear failure to appear for the charge that you got two months ago it's really simple you're making this a lot harder than it needs to be stop getting behind me ma'am nope there you got a horse in a stall back here open this door where is he just make it simple is he inside RV no he couldn't make it inside the RV he's gonna be you understand if we find out he's here let's move movement in RV yes kids kids you understand if we find out that he's here y'all going to jail two years if I see my defendant on your property ma'am you're going to jail just need to leave right now you need to get away from me y'all need to get away from us des des des yo right here in this truck right here there's oh you're going to jail you're going to jail you going to jail where's the ghost watch where he's going you can't go anywhere watch where he's going do you keep an eye on him yeah unlock this gate right here D where's he going that's him that Jake stop stop that's can Jake do you open that open that gate he's going partner he's in the green barn he's in the green burn [Music] hold on let me see if the keys are inside here I can move this i'ma move this partner where do you run he went inside of the green well the why the way over here I just I couldn't radio you I was trying to radio you're not cooking he's in there you saw him go I saw him go in Jake we know you're inside come out now I saw him going in partner so he could have gone around back to the front of the house ma'am if you hit me with that stick you're gonna regret it if you hit me with that stick you're gonna regret it if you hit me with that stick I'm not if you hit me with that stick you're gonna regret it you go regret it why are you still standing here get out of here Patrick Patrick I don't know if this opens up I hear is back here now so I guarantee he ran outside towards his house D go cover the front of the house I'll get the back of the house will pop open man copy is that fence open over here I don't know but if you leave now we won't have no problems move your stick ma'am you see all this cow manure or dogs or whatever this is your face will be planted in it B so help me God if you don't leave that alone and go to the front of the house look at this what the hell y'all got on your property there's no ma'am I know you got that stick behind you I can see it that's gonna be the mistake of your life dear you at the front of the house stay like that don't move yeah thank you appreciate that everywhere I go you seem to be why is that I'm trying to harass you someone ran inside of that barn did they or did they not with me go to jail shut up shut up you want to go in handcuffs too he would be nice you pick where is he where is he then where is he he ran inside that King barn is teeka did he come back in the house if I go in that house and he's there hey why aren't you at the front of the house going now why don't you have a seat right here Oh or what goodbye goodbye put the stick down you got shield good back out of my face why did you stop picking up weapons you have my daughter because everywhere I go you're inside my investigation back up you are sadly mistaken Milhouse get away please you're not going to pick them stand up back up back up and kick me it's a quick way to hit the ground Dave go ahead partner walk to that silver truck she's going over to this truck right here Karin well unfortunately we're gonna figure that out in just a second lady notice how it's not listening to you D where you at in the green barn on your left once you finish searching that search that stay away from her they talk to her from the front don't touch her hands well this Beck here stop going near her hands miss your other hand turn your pockets inside out turn your pockets inside out try back pockets turn your back pockets turn around turn around make sure you don't handcuff key on you turn around anything in your back pockets fantastic this is how you can talk to her I will let her go when I'm finished searching your property I will finish with my investigation first then I will release your daughter then I release your daughter I saw him here's the deal I saw my defendant over there she told me he was in here she's harboring a fugitive so are you and so are you and all three of you will be going to jail so you can give me my fugitive or I'm getting one of the two Who am I getting him or your daughter both who's gonna stop me let me ask you this who's gonna stop me me you're gonna stop me from taking you think about that you can't stop you can't stop yeah Oh was she well she's not and so she won't know that right well we did you check those two cars you check the Thunderbird and then the car to the right oh thanks affirmative or what or what hey partner there's a house in the front front we can check that one what house house did you see him no but that's the only thing we haven't checked well they let me in there pretty willingly D Ron and cover the back keep an eye I don't know what not that they're gonna do anything to just annoy me so at least her being in handcuffs is what you put in handcuffs I put the little girl in handcuffs it mama big tits and this other girl is trying to go get a cuff key or some bull so let's get this fugitive and get out of here I pull my gun out how about that I'm on the right side of the house they'll shoot me how is this clear did this dude go me the mother come here gotten away okay nothing hey get your big head look at and looking that hurry up Jarrett go hey you say somebody with a big as he I know you were talking to me though what this right here huh I heard you the first time stop repeating yourself chill oh I'm gonna search your house in one second you know I saw him so why need just give him up you know I saw him - just give them up okay there's what you go to those I could yeah that's good to know he's not up there is he up there why don't you can let me do my job then to find a fugitive what do you think it is listen wasting our time talking to her man I'm just blocking her from coming in there so what we gonna do is we just gonna comb the house or what we'll do is have more bounty hunters come up here so I can make it I definitely saw them I definitely some if you check under that thing no you mean this that's one that's on your shoulders right now that rock right there yeah check that rock I think they call those melons D oh no I'm talkin bout the rock on her shoulders right dere her head oh you're talking about her head I'm gonna take one of them him or your daughter so just give him up yeah so we're gonna have to do either a he run back in the house hey we take somebody to jail which is y'all cuz we're not going to leave here empty-handed because by law we did see our defendant and y'all know he was here you literally saw you look at him I wasn't sure that was him but I'm sure now okay so that means under federal law since we saw our defendant on this property we can comb this property as long as we won't have as many bounty hunters here as we want yes we can if you need to have like five minutes and go google that you can like you know everything I'm telling you don't know okay come on you wanna tell us where he's now nope no we're gonna leave here with somebody though he's gonna be him or y'all so I'm just letting you know somebody going to jail I'm not coming up here stepping all on this horse and nobody goes to jail I crying about I'm just telling you that somebody going to gently there's gonna be you guys that are smiling or the guy that I saw running back here who looks like my defendant if you tell me I'll take you off the handcuffs if you tell me cuz we when he ran over there I saw y'all run over there with him yeah - okay so where where wasn't what he go so you know you see you're admitting yours here then who was in the truck then who was in the truck who was in the truck who drove the truck who drove itself my god what have you been smoking this this morning ideals meal mujer Khayat de la loco if your brain was as big as your tents for real but it's not but it's not you be a you'd be a gun genius how you doing get back no don't tell him to get him cuz he'll get a 9 he will get a 9 oh yeah tell them to get him if you want me to shoot your dog in the head that's smart that's not cool which dog did you tell I'm gonna take that Shepherd with me hi buddy good boys good boys good boys where's that bedroom first let's go here first go ahead I'll hold you you brainy shield I'm good wearing a shield over here I'll just go behind it ready you check the right turn right so you got left I get right check under the bed just the cat where is he d come up here I get a crawlspace okay hold on partner you must not have had a lot of attention when you were little cuz you certainly want a lot of attention from us you said crawlspace no chick that was a crawlspace right there nothing my light came off here get the shield yeah do you think you said dude is dipped he could have here let me grab it to you you got does she want to grab for you my Army's toast bro let me hold it hold it okay go ahead I'll go last you guys go you got the cheb mystery I'm just saying I'm sweating like balls up here bro yeah same here a little worried here let's go this way you got right I got left yeah we still got three doors over on the side they can't fit in there hello partner see in a little hole there's no way he's not that small huh what about this closet yep we checked it I'll open it for you are you ready yeah nothing clear you want check is better mm-hmm go left side think melons is going back why yep she's back uh what a pretending to be Thor okay that's what we do is it thought of one that throws it oh no that's not the guy who throws the who throws the shield Patrick what's the guy's name who throws a shield a superhero Captain America yeah we'll be playing a Captain America in your house as many times as you tell me to leave I'm not going to is this the getting boy you want to come with me buddy I got two Shepherds that would love to be your little brother okay so I guess we'll just put her hair cuffs you got let's go to the car and get the handcuffs you guys ready to go jail did you guys see where he went dude do you guys know where he is do you know where he is point to it point point where he went that's not right he went up where'd he go point uh where he says Wow up my she says look you're teaching your kids do teach their kids that D yeah okay once you go in here and get him just go in here and get him where is this dude oh no man he went through there and disappeared bro I didn't seem come out the front because I I had this line of sight like through here I watched him when you were going to get him right so which he when he went into the shed here right I didn't see anything there so I'm thinking he was on that side of the property you checked that barn through and through I check the bar yeah why don't you go look for him then that's funny this is funny to you why is this hilarious your dot your mother's laughing that you're gonna go to jail just so you know how are we terrible at our job that's your whose mother is yours she's yours yeah oh that's her mother yeah I know she know what we're gonna do I already told you was gonna happen next you guys are gonna go to jail cups on you oh for sure if I don't leave with him you're somebody's going with me so I am i'ma go with you do you check up a you check up top D did you check up there I didn't check up there thoroughly on the top it's right where your son told us where it is we're just not tell us where it was lady I think that's what he said I didn't want to be rude and say it mo back back back you hard hearin that's what partners do that's what partners do partners dudette yeah that's very awesome that's what partners do yeah well you put your air bags under there for me and see you doing that exactly you check the trunk of this car yeah not the truck no oh really ain't got a trunk does it alright so what I'm going to do Patrick I'm going to go to the to the unit and grab out two more handcuffs and then we're gonna secure the big mouth and bigger bigger mouth cuz maybe just maybe your mouth ain't big bro I've been threatening maybe if we do put him in handcuffs he might say something because when people think they're actually going to jail I mean I mean you might want to I mean you know go so let's do that let's see where is the tactic it might work it might not put them in here cuffs put everybody a handcuffs oh yeah see who start singing like a zipper my like a Mockingbird yeah put him here no they're gonna core I got just one but we got we got two I'll put one in how about one at a time I didn't threaten the other one okay you know that technique work I mean we can take them if we want to cuz even if he's even if he bolted he's looking from somewhere well I'm not leaving this [ __ ] without a buddy now I'm taking some so yes somebody's going I mean we don't make money off them but yeah okay huh I already don't care her pants up our pants apart soak it up give your hands no you're going to jail I'm not trying to hurt you and you're next you got her kumusta cute I must kill her first maybe you sit here me quiet see that grit see I'm not trying to hurt you so stop what your class is on okay just stay over there she's next yeah how many extra cuff for her McGee so know you're going to jail everybody going to jail you're going to jail harboring a fugitive hold on hold on before we do that before I put her cuffs listen stand up right here and your daughter will be able to go free okay don't move there you go right there she will if you tell me where he is you wouldn't end up like that you don't care I'm is a to keep putting people in cuffs hey hey hey listen know what somewhere is you know one time where here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna leave you in custody you're gonna stay and remain in custody cuz no my few tubes around and I will trade you for him yeah and that's just a skinny of it until we leave and call DHS and have all the kids picked up we'll get rid of the kids the dog everybody yeah okay how's this everybody goes to jail or we just get Jake so if he comes back he comes back if he doesn't he doesn't know you're but you do admit he was here when I asked that young lady she said yeah okay you got these two I'm gonna go grab the truck yes fine if we just put her and then what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna call Child Protective Services on her and then I'll call the sheriff to get all three of them call animal control because what's going to happen is that no one's here for the kids so we're gonna call them too now you've completely made us turn in [ __ ] you made us turn the nettles oh he's in the shed what shed which one he's in the shed which one which where is it point no Emmett that your name Emma wear it wear it where is he is it you don't know now who told you he was in a shed where'd you come up with that Kant what that was school why don't you go hang out with the doggies and then is this your mom and your sister yeah then we're gonna be done with them in a second and then we're just trying to talk to Jake you know where Jake is is he your uncle is he your dad he's your brother and he was here today where is he in that chair right there the green one okay you saw him go in there well maybe she does indeed d why don't you stay there with them no no get them off r6 okay we gonna stay here go ahead partner yeah I don't want you to go no you're gonna stay here with me no we're not gonna do you can stay here with me oh yeah you gonna keep me company back up before I chop you in the throat I will chop you in the throat well back up lady what are you making me be rough with you why the kids telling me that he ran in here okay just stay there please thank you thank you in a minute if he's in there yeah let me know what's going on in that [ __ ] partner don't see him d hey D can beat me in the shed why do you leave why don't you take off why don't you take off you're gonna cause a problem aren't you yeah you're gonna cause me problems okay back up back up go back up back up stop stop huh stop trying to tear my watch off stop trying to tear me can watch off well get out of here is gonna happen you again she just wants to scrap well guys today okay he is in there Patrick that's confirmation right there ma'am stay here I don't see him so we're gonna take her out of handcuffs yeah we're gonna we're we're gonna take off he's not here and we're taking off just like I told you right okay I still want to take him to jail partner huh yeah well back another day I'll be back another day don't worry and don't swing just relax relax you look at that how easy was that yeah I dropped my I dropped my baton over there I'm pick it up and be gone okay all right we're gonna go okay okay yes y-yeah okay d yep what hold under these I don't know exactly what's going on let's do that I could have sworn that this was picked up cuz he was under it that's why I had to grab the car yeah I know that I know that already see they already telling him to run up here dude that little kid I trust that little kid man I trust that little kid I don't see anything from up here nothing nothing partner nothing I know that little kid wouldn't lie to us though whatever the one they call believe anything you say lady beat it exactly Patrick Patrick I don't know he's not here he's not here man what do you think he's hiding what's up [ __ ] I saw you I got two options I'll be real I'm being realistic shut up I'll be real I sent you brother I got your sister in cuffs you can go down to jail let her go this is gonna go wanna shut the [ __ ] up do you realize that you stay and we chase you when you fall hey everybody shut up here's what's gonna happen you're about to get tased your head is gonna go straight down on the concrete you're gonna die that's how this is about to end you're gonna crawl down here with your hands up and visible as slowly as possible doing everything I say do you understand then turn around climb down I want you to take your time and come down when we say come down stay there oh if he complies he gonna get hurt okay stay right there hold on partner we want to clear this and then we got to make sure he doesn't suck and run how'd you get there well how you get down I don't want the [ __ ] lip service back up yeah we're not gonna hurt I if you comply not gonna hurt him I'm gonna tase you I'm gonna tase you bad you're gonna turn around turn around put your hands on the back your head put the hand your head there you go just like that spread your feet why do you say so up accord Negro D this cuff is double locked you need on get the science ball hurt really bad right there it's like so let that hurts really really really I had it before you're gonna throw up your pants all that okay so don't move I say just to get having double luck for your mother cuz it's so nice of me you understand what's going on what's going on you've got a failure to appear like it's a surprise to you what stupid mustache and walk I thought he wasn't here who was at the end that's the boogeyman is that the boogeyman that's the boogeyman I thought he wasn't here hey why shouldn't I take you to jail why shouldn't I take you to jail we take him where we gonna take uncover uncover pet now yeah I'm gonna fam down here yeah uncover actually take take her off the bumper don't uncomfort ake her off the bumper because you have a failure to appear court what court we gave them as freedom hold on this is up to here we go look that way thank you they are not off just stay there have a seat for me have a seat all the way down cross your ankles you get up you get tased you understand do you understand okay have a seat next to him all right I'm gonna get on the phone and I'm gonna get the sheriff's down here for the rest of everybody else now it's up to you I'm asking here to sit down why don't do that get away from him get away what do you have in your hand turn around do it and your wrist is gone turn around turn around no no we're not playing this game turn around put your hand behind your back put your other hand put your other hand behind your back there you go thank you put it behind your back don't resist don't resist don't resist don't resist you're under arrest for harboring a fugitive a heart what about this one here Patrick I want to know about this one here so we got a dude miss have a seat please you need to have a seat I will make you ever see if you don't it's gonna hurt a lot more if I do it okay mommy don't scratch my truck it's gonna hurt a lot more if I sit down god on your butt why you have a hernia well if y'all didn't get so much apart wouldn't happen huh so I guess keep I household items out of our cavities and we won't have hemorrhoid problems and we won't be able sit on the ground anymore look at that yeah she already hit the ground headless crap with her I'm gonna leave you to do these whose kids are all these it does matter cuz we don't want to take everybody from the house because of the kids kids are those it did you walk away please no I don't want you you go to jail you can still go to jail don't make it worse than it needs to be I'm asking you to kindly so kindly just to walk that way you just put her in handcuffs T I want to give her one more chance because of the kids bro now listen I'm showing you that we have a heart now if you go with us we're gonna have to call Child Protective Services because of the children okay so I'm giving you your options either walk away or you go in handcuffs and we make calls I'm giving you option you don't have to what I'm asking you to or you're gonna go to jail oh you guys are going to jail yes Bert I'm asking you right now what do you want to do if you make your choice make your choice the future I saw my fugitive around Jim I saw him around Jill okay so and then this second thing what do you mean he's not a fugitive according to according to he'll stop getting watching live PD and acting like you know everything in the world you go to high school still no you go to school at all what do you do you work in a resort and we're where that's trying to figure why she's acting so stupid if you guys could show me the wiring yeah okay that's fine that's fine have them sit down give him a call d I'll give the out Jerry come here all right guys that's gonna do it for this one remember we catch new episodes like Jake yeah we'll call it sweet Dee and twiddle dum are you dear dum you're definitely Dee you're definitely Dee you heard it folks we catch new it was like Jake twiddle double D and dum I'm petty Bao's my partner big black boom boom cocoa butter dee we'll see you on the next one oh it's still funny to you huh okay [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

Channel: Patty Mayo

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Length: 51min 46sec (3106 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 08 2019