CRAZY FUGITIVE TASED IN THE NUTS!

my favorite is panicking yes ma'am no ma'am that's why you don't have down doors sometime oh geez in crisis as a pterodactyl is moving there no there he [Applause] just walks around with you just in the nick of time [Applause] hands above your head over on your stomach turn over on your back up bro back up taser taser taser what is down don't take another step [Music] like I said what's up guys I'm patty mayo have you ever finished a patty Mayo video and you're like damn I wish there's more patty mayo to watch where there is because you can become a member and cooking the joint button below this video and you can watch exclusive videos uncensored content ain't crazy what are you even too stuff like this oh [ __ ] [Music] want to come out for it it talks to us we got a question about your bond brother will come out baby we got a bailout area isn't it great that look at one come on yeah I do want to go come on the movie girl yeah what's up - looking for fairness nice Patrick into the building of course if you move them a pop right in the chest hey what's up brother next you're pissing me off your office Europe fail blogs we can go together to where you dropped him off how you see all right bail bonds wanna go up and talk to me I got your mother in the car 18 he's to your right this home off the clip no you want to catch a felony charge for harboring a fugitive one of your employees rah rah rah rah fit everybody on the ground to take a break the window right now he's trying to crawl right here dart ladies and gentlemen going up Detroit today we set up down the street right now Joey has a warrant for failure to appear get my partner here 80 iced tea JT yo t mighty your Chi your teeth I got high tea huh my Chi yours asked me to call you some different what was this one we got tone driver Tom guy for you got sweet baby Jesus and you can just throw that why you always do a swing by once just have a look little bit go look it's just a random Hummer driving by my house see there's wine you gloves I can already tore my glove now I'm gonna get the hepatitis do you have juvenile hepatitis it's raining can we just come back when it's not I guess we'll just light up why not why do you real quick run to the back of the house to make sure we'll have any exits out there and I'll start at the very spot start doing call-outs you go well wonder if they'd mind if I soaked took a little dip a partner first this first garage is gonna be clear we got people in the house copy I'm coming to you now holy Sh that's a sweet baby Jesus a fiver song did you make contact yet are lots of dogs very large dogs in the back of the house Bobby where did you see people at very back of the house there's be a living room be advised copy I'm gonna knock the front the decision they're looking at us there's one I see a female sitting at a table obviously ignoring us cuz she's staring right at you see males coming to the front door all of a sudden where's Troy at where'd the bail bonds company open this door yes ma'am no ma'am okay what a partner we got the kids in the back room here as well copy I get two females at the front I'm sorry can you can we talk like human beings through a door not through a plate of glass I'm not the police I don't have to show you warrant up with the bail company Troy's on bond with he has the cotton he has a civil you'll you will you let me in if I show you my warrant okay let me go back to my truck and I'll get a warrant then part of the request you see him back doors locked they're in the back there's some room back here has got completely covered up she wants to see a warrant I don't have a problem showing it to her cuz it's nvo hey do you have any eyes on him on Troy no no yeah okay let me just go show her something coppy yeah this is his white white Ram so I'm gonna assume that he's inside but we'll just play game by by their by their rules for one second if we get them to calm down and along with these big dogs we got a big dog door in the back so that might be point access copy keep an eye on that I'm gonna try to get her to calm down copy okay so I left the warrant and the other truck what do you think looks more like a warrant a power bill or phone bill phone bill that's a lot of numbers that's not gonna work this might work okay this is my vehicle registration information that's right up my alley right there oh no you just come to the front door hi bud hey ma'am come back to the front door I get you wore it oh there you go right here right there everything you need all those information is right there that's his that's his vehicle ID number that says it's his license number it's everything you need open the door and you can take a look at it [Applause] okay so I showed her the paper and then she just ran away into a bedroom back lefse do you have an entry point to get into the house sure do backdoor copy why didn't you I'll hold the front since I saw where they hi bud since I saw where they went go ahead and make entry to the house and come unlock the front door for me that's why you don't have dog doors partner Minh house copy just I have crossfire on the front door says let me know I can't see you come to the front door Troy coming out do not move do not move open the stay right there stay right there do not move where's Troy at like I told you now we're going the hard way both of you face this wall put your hands on the wall face this wall put your hands on the wall that's what I asked you to do I'm not around where's Troy you know we see his cars here well then we're hanging out all day aren't we he's here on the property I might in a minute put your hands up nice and high where's your child is this is it mommy oh hi what's your name oh you have two kids in there yeah no I'm I'm cooking them right here take care of the exactly why don't you go and with your kids just keep it I want to keep an eye on them in case of you know blocking and hiding what do you got buddy you guys are gonna hang out in here and stay in this room do you understand if you leave this room two things happen you go to jail and I call CPS we track him fantastic thank you I just got in looks like you just got a good new gun safe go lethal partner since we know he's got guns you got her buddy clear that side of the house I'll clear this side and then we'll go outside dig in the water features all look has got an ultra light so we do need to check the trailer right there where oh I didn't look at this guy I didn't see that I don't know if I searched it now I think it did only search this big structure oh yeah it's completely my bad I'll meet you around yeah watch crossfire that's it's stay lateral stay lateral got the structures clear clear it's clear green house clear hey what do you call those kinds of chickens with what the bell-bottoms boots that's what you call them yeah that's chickens that's boots with the fur right there oh Jesus Christ you know sometimes oh Jesus Christ is a pterodactyl now that's literally a pheasant holy Shh you just about got ate just I saw the whole thing just about died there yep you didn't see how it looked at me oh it probably got glimpse of your eyes who's all over that's funny what's this oh compost yeah something something tied down from the top if he's in there it's a hell of a magic trick damn look at the mud track this thing makes huh we got a little shed back there what is that where no to your left oh they have a lock on the outside no it's doors open it's what doors open lot of barricade in there brother a lot of foam what's up with that it's a water heater well where did we pick up did you call the pheasants and name were you talking to him just called him how I flew at you I just walked by my own damn business and it just got all up and scared damn and ran out he attacked me I think I heard it say something like I knew it it was starstruck you know we have even checked it's a check the RV no seriously let's do it why do I always check that I always think you're searching something and then you like oh the time truck you searching yeah I searched it yeah just look at it no right no mmm you searched it yeah did you look at it nope what'd you do then so it's about words right now we just need to get those that phrasing I got it yeah cuz Webster's defines search a little bit differently hmm I think you're kind of more of an urban dictionary type of I am a published author an urban dictionary that does not surprise me or a street skeet and flat top you know a flat top is I can't wait to hear it's when a 1x on top of another between the planked down it's called a flat to top bail bonds if you're inside make yourself known someone lives in here we got a nothing muffin huh son of a [ __ ] I knew I was gonna get a look at that car eventually what do you think what this nasty nasty thing this is an access oh yeah Oh bro you didn't tell me was like all Oh Troy you're under the house come out now I went under the last house Troy you're my life let them shoot you in the legs thanks ma'am appreciate that so bad so they don't have this gun out look at this hardcore mf'er right here clear you can see back there take the mother ran out of there it's possible no tarps it's all black plastic this is it this is all right here that's what no tarps it's all black plastic what do you call a tarp literally a tarp the tarp verb the black plot that's black mass into the black box any people have pulled out a black plastic it's under every house they think it's the best place to hide well it's laying under the ground so if it's flat yes okay now we're tracking okay edge see we gotta get the words it's the words that we have to get the same you ran up there pretty quick feel like before he would have known heydon't check under that I saw him cops once they hid under a plastic pool I did not are you still up Scott up on that post pile or what just is there any way to get in it all right right is there any way to get in it well we could lift it up check it out yeah but if the straps are on it it looks like it's moving there Troy oh-ho here we go boy joy we're not going away you might as well just come out now and not get shot or something no no see you're going back it's when you get out that matters yeah yeah no that's not happening see no watch over these holes oh there is put your hands behind your back hey you done roll over I get this one all that for that he sucked huh well Troy you almost been gone away just missed it by that much you get PID you get some of that money oh yeah see you cash nothing sound of a [ __ ] he's got a couple year at a dollar dollar a dollar for my bond huh what you got you know Barford the Malta thank you buddy what's that brother why you uh why are you avoiding us but you are you know that's gonna happen roles on this side search him put his wall right there he's good he's good he's good you slap on the skip a little tap sorry my partner's a little gets a little excited what side you want to go on sounds good Chucky knees a few chests why are you huffing and puffing so much I smoke yeah that little run in a little fight gotcha you have to place your dumb yeah well easy why do you have the already have the tags on the pants that preference sir huh is it like is it made with the pants yeah I'll take part of the pant it's like a utilitarian pant that's kind of cool I kind of appreciated the run and tackle out of the box yeah that was because you know I love to do that I'll give it to you that was pretty cool he hit the Jets maybe it was like a magic trick yeah you just put the turbo on and goosed it he did you did good I talked to my wife yeah you want to talk to her I do yeah hang the talk I want you to put your new clothes anyways when you come on out here for a second hey guess who we found you missing husband you know what he did won't be long up yeah no it will be long he's gonna be on the cash bond status now they don't have anything to tell me you dumbass it don't tell me she don't tell me anything like the challah Jim don't you tell me nothin huh all right guys that's gonna do it for this one remember we catch annuity so like Troy almost every single day I'm Patti male that's my partner we'll see you on the next one [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Patty Mayo

Views: 5,159,355

Rating: 4.9019976 out of 5

Keywords: patty mayo, SLBH, season 10

Id: kRDDPLhLByo

Length: 19min 55sec (1195 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 29 2019