HANGING OVER A CLIFF TO ARREST A SLACKLINER

my favorite is kind of a that guy on the slackline is gonna be our dude hey Alex get off the [ __ ] line gonna give me the harness I'm [ __ ] going on the line let's do it [Applause] you gonna come back honey just walks around which is you best in the nick of time ho hands up above your head over on your stomach turn over on your gut bro back up taser taser taser don't take another step [Music] like I said so right now we are setting up to go apprehend Alex why are we in the middle of the woods he asked us some very good questions the Alex was bonded out put it his mother's house it's his residence and his mother told us that he's no longer staying there took off she hasn't heard from him but she's pretty sure where he's at we're at a pretty popular campground where he's slack lines I guess he's a slacker which means he's a dirty son of a [ __ ] he's gonna stink he's gonna stink I'm just saying not that they all stink but I've been told they all stank so that's just what it is I'm not being rude I'm just being factual that's just the knowledge we have so we used our drone just a little while ago no SD card so you won't be seeing that footage and let me just kind of bring you through a mental situation of what happened over there through the drone up over the trees spotted a slackline and a van that is supposed to be belonging to my my fugitive so we're gonna head over there right now Shawn's gonna take the Tahoe I'm gonna pick the Hummer which we just got stuck we decided to [ __ ] around while you're playing with the drone and so we kind of went over this mound and got the Hummer stuck check Instagram and then had to use the winch to pull it out it's all good the end of the day it's kind of dumb I'm excited cuz I were on the drone he's like ripped by a creek where they do the slackline thing and I'm like really hot and should I really want to jump in that Creek that's my goal at least and positive the dirty and stinky begins put him in the creek throw something so some body wash on him to manscape watching the bath wash his balls up a little bit maybe shave them on behalf of manscaped it's a sponsor device you can use it works for balls vaginas anything with hair perfect let's do it you have a China I don't I knew just in case you wondered I mean I cut I mean I wasn't wondering but I'm more confident now what I mean I got bigger biceps so you never know look at my tricep look at my lats look at my glutes look at my vagina look uh muscley it is so yeah why don't you head over the bridge then you know you're nothing is the left down here yeah you go over the bridge and I'll go this way here okay see you on the flipside look at all these happy campers out here just camping out in the wilderness just don't want to mine the wrong business until the bounty thunders come up and like hey we wanted to get some trash out of the campground oh hey I see you slack I see the slackline that we saw it's the it was the yellow and red one right yeah all right keep sharp eye out where you're at I'm over by the green truck let's see if we can locate this dude I don't see that white van anymore I see some guy sitting on some rocks over here how's it going hey so I'm looking for a fugitive down here see like a scraggly slackliner type of dudes I think he's been hanging out in the slack line me and my buddies came up and set this line up okay and he just jumped on it we left for a little while yeah does he be a dick or anything no no we just can't get him up like we want to get back on line copy I'm talking with us laughs enter up here he said that someone poached his line earlier you get PID on our suspect Thanks oh yeah copy that hey that guy on the slack line is gonna be our dude yeah got a tattoo on his left on the magic that's our dude right there all right on my layover yeah get on the other side of that get on the other side of that slackline and when as soon as you're in position I'll make my position here no hey Sean you mind to step in it is he aggressive is he mean is he a dick or like what was his demeanor you want to go down there and just be like hey man and something up here that one solved you think he's a friend of yours don't say it's the cops I'm sending this other guy down there hold on before you make yourself known I'm sending this other guy down there just to see if he can tell them to come up here oh he's seen me already okay right there we're gonna have to be real loud to get our voice over this water here everybody my stepping over there for me right now hey Alex Alex Oh you [ __ ] hears me yo you got some company behind you did you hear everyone I'm yelling he can hear you he's just ignoring you about to go shake this damn rope and knock them off there we go why don't you come back over here but let's come over here dude I'm over here not gonna happen I'm gonna hit you with the rubber round you know what that's going to feel like you could always cheaper feet he's got a warrant for his arrest for failure to appear to court it's so you he lives over it and his mother told us where we can find him apparently he's being a dick poaching this line anyway is that the term you guys use yes is your line this guy's Sam up here said that his coach yo your poke to the line get off you're poaching the line get off you enter hey hey I'm gonna put you in handcuffs interbeing my investigation [Music] I don't want to turn into a rescue mission I feel you let me get out of the way so you don't have me oh my aim is not that bad Sean Oh get off the [ __ ] line I'd shoot while its feet are up in the air I'm gonna keep an eye on them I'm just gonna grab because these are just gonna these separate too far I need them close to like 15 feet so I'm gonna grab the rifle rubbers and shoot them with that just one more accurate all right it's target practice time you know I love target practice yeah I'm gonna keep hitting you road till you come back like super fish in a barrel didn't you know you're part of the circus now like a damn monkey on a leash come closer come back this way this way I want you to come back this way [Music] are you gonna come back are you gonna come back better turn your ass around maybe you want to go for a little swing get any bright ideas to get this [ __ ] up how do you get a slack on her up a rope yeah would you do that I don't know we can try to get him up give a harness hey you've a hardness gonna give me the harness I'm [ __ ] going on the line let's do it he's saying that we might be able to lower the line down as an option and we might be able to get me into a harness and get out there's an option let me hit him with aria let me get your harness ready let me get up with some cushy rounds I mean a bigger rubber bullets [Applause] I think that put some hurt on whose oddly enjoying there I'd have any more every round in this are you gonna come back you're gonna come back she's coming my way I suggest you go that way you think but he's not really feeling [ __ ] [Music] alright I'll just go get reloaded then and just I'm just gonna keep [ __ ] hitting him until he gives up how's that actually let me get on the slack line to get that darkness yeah we need to go to that side ok let's do it from this side if we can alright Sean you're gonna have to come on this side in the second when I get this on let's go alright go toe-to-toe in this guy take off my duty belt all right now what he's starting to get back a little bit - yep here and running in just a second would you just put the diaper on already shut up Sean why are you [ __ ] put the diaper on because you look so much better than a diaper with an idea yeah well I'm gonna give this guy your cut of the bond come on diaper baby all right now what oh I mean the way to tie him is on the others like the way like a fleece I am okay it's on the other side Shawn we're gonna switch positions I was just waiting for you to get done so I can head back that way I really get out there yeah because then he can't go anywhere yeah do it yeah Sean switch sides gonna be badass he's Sean I don't want to have Taser leads tied up in there I'll just tap tasing you owe me new boots [ __ ] how you shoot there was a bridge right over there you went into the water I got to go through the water oh yeah yeah how you figure let's talk about that later how's that what I'm not putting a diaper on okay what's the chance I die gloves you don't hit your head on the rock on these rocks like falling off to the side okay you know I'm going to come out there and get you now you think er er you I suggest you go the other way [Music] [Music] that Pat drop his baton you want it there I wouldn't come this way pass out there he's been hang on he's exhausted - this guy's being a dick you know pat wasn't on the line right now I just cut it [Music] well past autumn passed an example oh that zapped on the line [Music] [Music] they'll be a minute anyway they're on a damn line that is slippery hey you mentioned earlier that there's a way that you guys can actually release tension on this and lower into the water he's coming [Music] for me easy right John you want to take janna and weapons me got you my budget on time I'll get you Johnny's gone I will tase your ass and try to run I suggest you don't unless you really want me to all right now I gotta go you want it cuz I got one foot really closer to some value like we're going this way partner this way not the tree [Music] what's in your packet that's a phone why would you have a phone while you're on exactly Oh like the I'll make some calls and mmm-hmm got any drug paraphernalia mmm holy [ __ ] [ __ ] where's Sean go no no where did you put out the way you're gonna have one foot and call you peg where you know he's on acid good enough to land you in a gentle touch the partner how'd you like your dance we gave this punch him in the face real quick but anybody care good thing on you know search them yep he's had to pull out of those I'm he's gonna [ __ ] deck you and sit and [ __ ] days you can't go nowhere okay great job partner dad thank you I'm gonna go find my labor time [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Patty Mayo

Views: 5,671,400

Rating: 4.8936863 out of 5

Keywords: patty mayo, slbh, season 10

Id: hY6KbYwrhOs

Length: 24min 26sec (1466 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 26 2019