Ant-man being a child for 12 minutes straight

i tell you this is a friend and as the first love of my life your fiancee is an asshat he's not an asshat what's your language okay oh what language he said hat uh dr pimp you don't need to raise your hand scott sorry i just have one question who are you who is she what the hell's going on and can i go back to jail now no i didn't steal anything i was returning something i stole everything that you know and love gone forever cool yeah if it ain't broke oh you this is awesome it's awesome you know you guys are breaking down walls you're healing it's important i ruined the moment tonight yes she did yes i'm gonna make some tea hey doesn't look like anyone's home anthony get me to the roof he's gonna lose his suit he's gonna lose his life board now it's okay you can't see me i can see you he can see me [Music] hi i'm scott you hate to say hi i'm scott when did this happen nothing's happening whoa hold on something's kind of happening well if that's the case uh shoot me again yeah i don't know what you were doing grabbing and kissing me like that i'm always a little surprised myself i have to get somewhere i'll see you later hank really hope scott yeah you're full of [ __ ] oh yeah do peanut but just wait till next weekend once i'm out of here you and i are gonna go paint this town red we'll have so much ice cream we'll never stop puking you're getting good at that why'd you do that can i have one of these no he's been getting us what we need to build the tunnel you guys have one no come on man we got bigger fish to fry is that my desk yeah what why do i have such a small desk because you weren't there when we were choosing desks your snooze you lose well i was under house arrest yeah you know what this isn't even a desk this is garbage you found this outside amongst garbage i got it at a rummage sale so you save money on my desk guys hope please we need to focus all right we gotta find that lab already jeez they also looked like they were phasing phasing quantum phases when an object moves through different states of matter oh yeah that's what i was thinking well there is one person bill foster great who's bill foster you're linked to janet it's quantum entanglement between the quantum states of posner molecules in your brains yeah that's what i was thinking do you guys just put the word quantum in front of everything that wasn't me in germany it was this idiot really the only thing more tiring than going that big is putting up with hank's [ __ ] right what if we did what do you mean i mean life's funny oh my god you didn't destroy the soup what well it was your life's work hank i couldn't destroy that before i turned myself in i shrunk it down and mailed it to louise you sent my suit for the mail hey the postal service is very reliable you know they do tracking numbers now like ups how big did you get my record 21 feet not bad you i don't no really i'm curious 65 feet yeah huge 65. if you two are finished comparing sizes we need to figure out a way to track down the lab relax if this is about you they'd be in your house by now what are you 15. come on we got to go right now [Music] hey where's your hall pass hey i'm talking to you hey [Music] hey you can do it you almost got it no peanut are you champ how was school today all right get your jokes out now can you fix the suit so cranky you want a juice box and some string cheese do you really have that does anyone have any orange slices fine please work yes it kind of melts your mind i mean seeing my mom again what if she's a completely different person yeah like uh george washington i'm serious scott or george jefferson oh all right i need help yes oh sorry ah somebody hey come on man that's cool murderers know my pet pep always said if you want to do something right you make a list so we should do that one we have to break into that lab two we have to kick out foster and ghost three we're gonna have to fight ghost that seems like should be part of two two a right let's call it 2a fight ghost 2a oh also we have to make sure that the lab is fully grown for you to come back otherwise we're screwed let me start again i'll start again i'm going to dive i'm going to call you antonio banderas you're a badass yes you wanna get to them you gotta go through me something just flew in me it looks like we got some company look at the right thing you see it folks hi all right scott this is a mic check mic check one two one two how's everybody doing tonight in the quantum realm scott we read you i just you want to make sure everything is unpredictable is that anybody's sandwich i'm starving scott i'm means no talking to our past selves no betting on sporting events i'm gonna stop you right there scott are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on back to the future isn't it no good you had me worried there because that'd be crucial come on i feel like i'm the only one eating here try some of that have some eggs i'm so confused these are confusing times right no no did you get that that's good do you want to grab one with me oh man they're hulk fans they don't know oh he's nobody nobody does no he wants you i don't want to take a picture with him yeah look he's even saying no he doesn't i get it i don't want anybody but you i don't want a picture with him but he's going to feel better because they said they're doing it i don't want to no you you feel bad take the goddamn phone okay thank you no captain america mr lang it's an honor i'm shaking your hand too long wow this is awesome captain america i know you too you're great jeez ah look i want to say i know you know a lot of super people so thanks for thanking of me confusing good luck scott you got this you're right i do captain america hey hey easy easy i'm being very careful no you're being very hokey i'm being careful these are pym particles all right and ever since hank pym got snapped out of existence this is it this is what we have we're not making any more scott calm down sorry we've got enough for one round trip each that's it no do-overs plus two test runs [Music] one test run all right three three two one it's baby it's scott as a baby he'll grow bring scott back somebody peed my pants oh thank god but i don't know if it was baby me or old me or just me me time travel what i i see this is an absolute win changing the past doesn't change the future if we go back we get the stones before thanos gets them thanos doesn't have the stones problem solved bingo that's not how it works it's uh an old flame of mine uh you know she she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and and then the ether stuck itself inside her and she became very very sick and so i had to take her to houseguard which is where i'm from and uh we had to try and fix her i was at a wine tasting with my cousin ernesto which was mainly red that's what i heard but who who told you that star trek terminator time cop time after time quantum leap wrinkle in time somewhere in time time hot tub time machine bill and ted's excellent adventure basically any movie that deals with time travel die hard no it's not one this is known which can't now be changed by your new future exactly so back to the future is a bunch of [ __ ] ah mr rogers i almost forgot that that suit did nothing for your ass no one asked you to look tony ridiculous i think you look great cap as far as i'm concerned that's america's ass got hit in the head with the hulk you said that we had one shot this this was our shot we shot it it's shot six stones are nothing six don't you repeat yourself you know that you're repeating you're repeating yourself you're repeating yourself you know no you never wanted a time heist you weren't on board at the time i dropped the ball you ruined the time is that what i did yeah cap captain steve sorry america rogers look if you do this and it doesn't work you're not coming back thanks for the pep talk pisces you

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Id: IzIxsXuQJk8

Length: 12min 34sec (754 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 28 2020