HOW ARE YOU, JACK, COME TAKE A
SEAT, WHO HAVE YOU GOT FOR US HERE WHO ARE THESE GUYS. >> WHAT IS THE SAYING, TWO BIRDS
IN THE BUSH, TWO BIRDS-- . >> James: A BIRD IN THE HAND
IS WORTH ONE IN THE BUSH, TWO IN THE BUSH. A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO
IN THE BUSH. >> I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE
SMART, FORGET IT THESE ARE BIRDS. >> James: I KNOW THEY ARE
BIRDS, WHAT KIND OF BIRDS. >> WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE TO
YOU. >> James: THEY LOOK LIKE TINY
LITTLE OWLS. >> EXACTLY, SCREECH OWLS. IS HE FROM ENGLAND, THEY HAVE
BEAUTIFUL OWLS OVER. THERE THE ONLY SPECIES IN THE
WORLD THAT DOSE ON EVERY CONTINENT EXCEPT ANTIARCTICA. >> HIS NECK IS TURNING LIKE THE
EXORCIST. THOSE AREN'T EARS UNTHERE, THEY
ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE FACE. THE OWL IS VERY BRILLIANT. HE CAN HEAR NOISES THAT NO HUMAN
BEING COULD EVER DO. IF THERE WAS, IF YOU HAVE MICE
OR RATS, MICE, MAYBE, YOU MUST HAVE SOME-- I MEAN. >> James: I MUST? I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS A DEF,
JACK. >> YEAH. >> POTENTIALLY. >> IF YOU DO HAVE A MOUSE, CAN I
PROVIDE AN OWL FOR YOU THAT WILL HUNT AT NIGHT AND HEAR THAT
MOUSE WITH HEARING, IF YOU EVER HEARD A MOUSE, OF KOWRGS YOU
HAVEN'T. >> James: HAVE I HEARD A
MOUSE, YES, HAVE I HEARD A MOUSE. >> AT THE DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE. >> James: THEY DO THEY SAY
EEK. >> UNLESS THEY FART OR
SOMETHING. >> James: THEY GO-- EKE, EKE,
EKE. >> A. >> FROM APRIL UNTIL SEPTEMBER IN
OUR COUNTRY NO ONE NEEDS TO DO THIS, WE LOSE ABOUT 5,000 OWLS A
WEEK WITH CARS BECAUSE THEY PATROL THE ROADS BECAUSE THINGS
ARE OUT THERE, EITHER GONE OR HUNT OUT THERE. IT IS NOBODY'S FAULT IT GETS BET
WE ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT IT IS CALLED A BIRD OF SLY LENS
FLIGHTK CAN I FLY THIS 1 INCH OVER YOUR HEAD AND WOULD YOU
NEVER HEAR IT,. >> James: YOU WOULD HEAR ME. LET ME TILL, THAT WAS AN INCH
FROM MY HEAD YOU WOULD 100% HEAR ME. [BLEEP], [BLEEP] YOU WOULD HEAR
ME GOING [BLEEP] LET'S SAY GOOD-BYE TO THESE BEAUTIFUL
SCREECH OWLS, HAND THOSE OVER. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US NEXT. >> WHOA, THERE IT IS. YOU ARE QUITE NERVOUS AROUND
ANIMALS, RIGHT? >> I WILL BE REAL, THIS IS REAL
WHITE GUY STUFF RIGHT HERE, LIKE. (LAUGHTER)
I DOB LIKE THAT. >> HOLD IT. >> LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO. GO ON. >> NO, NO. >> GO ON. >> I TOLD YOU THRK IS WHITE GUY
STUFF. THEM SISTERS WILL NOT HOLD T YOU
UNDERSTAND MEMENT I THINK THEY ARE OUT FOR REVENGE. THEY SEEN MY SHOWS AND THEY KNOW
I'M ROCKING THEM. THEY LIKE WHOA, THAT IS OUR
COUSIN, DOG, THAT SOUR COUNSEL SIN. >> TELL US ABOUT THESE ANIMALS. >> I DON'T KNOW MUCH, A KNOW A
LITTLE ABOUT OTTERS. >> I THINK YOU OTTER COME OUT
THERE. >> James: THAT IS IN THE
SHELL, THAT IS IN THE SHELL. >> THAT'S RIGHT. THERE YOU GO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. THEY STINK, THE EGGS STINK, THIS
IS CRAZINESS. >> James: SO WHERE DO THESE
OTTERS LIVE. >> NORTH AMERICAN RIVER
HOTTERS-- OTTERS, INCREDIBLY SOCIAL CREATURE, IN CALIFORNIA
THEY ARE COMING BACK REALLY GOOD. AT ONE TIME THEY WERE ALMOST
GONE. THIS IS LIKE SILT. >> OH MY GOD. >> WATCH OUT FOR THE WHAT, FOR
THE. >> THIS IS GOOD. >> HERE, COME HERE, DO YOU WANT
TO FEED IT? >> THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL, THEY
REALLY ARE. >> SHARK TEETH TOO. >> BEAUTIFUL TO TOUCH, GIVE IT A
LITTLE PET. >> YES! MORE, OH MY GOD. >> WOW, IS IT A WHREM UR S THIS
A LEMUR. >> THAT LOOK LIKE A RACCOON AND
A MONKEY HAD A BABY. >> James: IT SAY LEMUR THRK
SAY LEMUR. >> THAT'S VERY GOOD. A RING TAILED LEMUR WHAT IS
UNBELIEVE SBL THE LEMUR WAS ON EARTH BEFORE ANY MONKEY. THE LEMUR IS ON PLANET EARTH, A
RING TAIL, NOT A BIG ONE, HE HAS A-- Z WATCH THIS HERE, I WANT TO
SHOW YOU THE TAIL. BEYOND A FEATHER, SEE THIS? IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, TO HAVE A
BONE IN THERE, THERE. >> IS THIS A BOY OR A GIRL? >> A BOY, HE'S BEAUTIFUL. >> LOOK AT HIS EYES. >> THEY CAN JUMP TREE TO TREE,
MORE TIME ON THE GROUND THAN PRIME ATS DO AND THEY WERE
ALMOST HUNTED TO-- CULTURES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. THERE WAS AN ANIMAL CONSUMPTION
IN-- THEY SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO SAVE THIS ANIMAL AND
HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB. SO THAT IS A RING TAIL LEMUR ON
MADAGASCAR. >> James: HONEST-- HONESTLY
JACK, I'M NOT LISTENING TO A WORD YOU ARE SAYING. >> MAD MADAGASCAR. >> James: ME AND THIS GUY VAY
VIBE, WE HAVE A BOND, LOOK AT. THIS KEEP GOING JACK. >> HOW DID YOU KNOW. >> I'M JUST PLOTTING MY ESCAPE
WHEN THIS LITTLE LEMUR GO CRAZY. >> YOU CAN TOUCH THE LEMUR. >> I'M GOOD. >> YOU HAVE EVER TOUCHED A
LEMUR. >> James: WHAT HAVE WE GOT
FLEX FOURS, JAGUAR IS COMING OUT. THANK THE LEMUR, EVERYBODY. [BLEEP]. >> WHAT IS THAT. OH. >> THAT IS A DAMN THUNDER CAT
NOW. >> THIS SAY
CERTIFICATEVAL-- SERVAL CAT FROM AFRICA, CAN LEAP 12 FEET
STRAIGHT UP. >> James: ARE YOU SAYING IT
COULD JUMP FROM HERE TO WHERE MARLON IS AT THE BAR VERY
EASILY. IT COULD MAKE THAT JUMP NO
PROBLEM. >> EASY. >> James: EASILY. >> EVERYBODY, THIS IS A SERVAL
CAT, IF YOU GET TO GO TO EGYPT LIKE WE DID 30 YEARS AGO FILMING
INSIDE THE PIR MITS YOU SEE THIS EXACT ANIMAL THERE WITH THEM AS
FAR AS BE A ANIMAL, EVEN SOME OF THE PHAROAHS HAVE BEEN BUREAUD
WITH THESE. LIKE YOU HAVE A CAT AT HOME. >> James: NO, I DO NOT. >> YOU WANT TO BE BURIED WITH
YOUR CAT. >> James: I DON'T VAY CAT,
JACK, I CAN'T STRESS THAT HIGHLY ENOUGH. >> BY THE WAY, LOOK BACK HERE,
WHAT DO YOU SEE? >> James: WOW, A YEAH. >> YOU SEE THE WHITE SPOTS, IF
THIS ANIMAL IS HERE COMING HERE HUNTING, THEY DO EAT OTHER CATS
THEAFTER QUAN LION WILL WALK AWAY. >> James: THEY EAT OTHER CATS. OH, THEY DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP]. >> ALL I KNOW THOSE ARE EYE
SPOTS. SOME BIRDS HAVE THEM TOO. I JUST WANT TO POINT THAT OUT. >> James: ST BEAUTIFUL. THE SERVAL CAT THERE. WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT. WHAT IS NEXT, JACK? >> James: OH MY GOD. >> I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. >> YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS,
ANYONE. >> James: DO WE NEED TO
PRESENT IT ON A SKULL. >> THERE WE GO AGAIN. >> EVERYONE, THIS SAY VULTURE,
CORRECT? NOW THIS, PRETEND THERE IS AN
ANIMAL EATEN BY A ANIMAL, MOUNTAIN LION OR WHATEVER IT
MIGHT BE, THIS HAMBURGER, DON'T GET ALARMED. THIS IS NOT A LIVE ANIMAL HERE,
WHAT THE VULTURES DO, EVERYONE, WHEN SOMETHING GOES, THEY ARE
LIKE A CLEANUP, WE KNOW NAVMENT THE ANIMAL CAN SOAR FOR DAYS
WITHOUT FLIPPING THEIR WINGS. THEY PEE ON THEM TO STAY COOL. >> THAT MAKES TWO. >> ALSO YOU WON BELIEVE THIS,
LET'S SAY THEY HAVE EATEN A LOT. COMES TO GET HIM, TOO FAT TO
FLY. SO HE DOES TWO THINGS. HE VOMITS AND POOPS AND THEN CAN
FLY. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. THIS IS A SERIOUS THING, IT'S
TRUE. >> YOU SAY HE VOIMENTS AND POOS. >> YOU WOULDN'T WAY A LOT, IF
YOU DIDN'T DO THAT. >> HE-- YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM
SAYING. >> James: I GET IT COMPLETELY. I DON'T THINK ANYONE
UNDERSTANDS. HE VOIMENTS AND HE TAKES A DUMP
AND THEN HE CAN FLY. GET IT. >> AND ALSO YOU SEE THE HEAD,
GUESS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE FEATHERS ON HIS HEADS BECAUSE HE
STICKS HIS HEAD INSIDE THE GUTS TO EAT-- NOT YOU BUT THE ANIMAL. HIS FEATHERS WILL SMELL AND
FLIES WILL GET ALL OVER HIM, ISN'T THAT AMAZING HOW MOTHER
NATURE MADE HIM WITH NO HAIR. WHEN YOU GET OLD YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY HAIR, FEATHERS, NOT HAIR, THAT'S STUPID. FEATHERS. >> James: STICK AROUND, WE'LL
BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
That's Jack Hanna. Show some fucking respect, Corden.
Out of every British person in the entire universe that you could have to host your chat shows, Why Corden and Piers Morgan??
Marlon Wayans is irritating.
I love Jeff Goldblum even more for liking the animals
You can tell how uncomfortable he is with corden practically yelling in his face.
Marlon Wayans says all brothers are pussies...
Kinda his schtick he always did with Letterman.
Why do Americans put up with the washed up celebrities from the UK? John Oliver aside, they died here and skipped the pond.
Wtf is marlon wayans wearing on his feet????