Steve vs. Scary Animals || STEVE HARVEY

but everybody Halloween is quickly approaching so my staff thought it would be fun to try what they always like to try and bring out some scary animals oh this is fun please welcome animal pro Jeff Mozilla alright hey Jeff why are you doing you're doing welcome to the show thanks for having me sad that's scary right it's a capuchin monkey his name's Toby it's a baby it won't hurt you you can feel his butt feel his back like right here real lightly he won't hurt you it's gonna like pet now now the fun thing about these guys they do something called urine washing so before the show he peed in his hands and he coated it all over himself and they do a really cool thing and they it's up just don't smell your hand yeah hey you want to feed him agreat no what what great there's a great likes you hey no don't jump my god do stay those grapes right on the other side he he probably loved it he likes you see the how he's doing the lip smacks and yeah yeah he likes you yes there you go now go ahead pull pull the grape off yeah oh you all want it yeah yeah yeah great grapes these are really nice right there you go you gave a great so you're in a good surprise yeah yeah don't get your monkey hers you won't you don't get your monkey so keep an eye on my mom okay but I'm gonna move on to another animal cuz I know you really like this guy and he's happy with grapes but I'm gonna pass him off to my uh my histogram though he's spitting all over your set yeah take this with you all right cool now for this one it's a Halloween segment kind of scary creatures a figure of what better than something that's got the Halloween colors now this girl here so if you see Steve I guess my man but I guess I did I think that stay right where you were now you know as I told you about me first line Steve from the hood he's a Mexican red meat rancher like that she's got those red knees yeah why why isn't shaking like that well what is fittin to do well they walk with their back six legs yeah and they grabbed there they grab their prey with the two fronts like she was feeling you out a little bit seeing if your food seeing if your what what actually you are they they have venom not enough to kill you but when they bite they pump some venom pump pump pump and then it turns the inside into mush and then they'll come back sink the fangs in and just suck out all the juice it's incredible pump pump pump works the same way okay no see I mean I think she look nice like right about here if you want to try it out you know for real you think I should put it back well you look nice though it'd be like kind of like a pocket square that moves now that's pretty good I like you got good jokes you've got good joke when you ain't got to lure animals that's right now though you don't see these a lot in the hood but see that okay don't move Steve just sit real still I'm going to show you this guy now this guy is named Tonka Steve and this guy this guy he doesn't mess around he's an alligator snapping turtle this is about 150 year old turtles like a living dinosaur up to 1,500 pounds of pressure in that mouth so if something comes down on it BAM smashes in a thousand pieces you might seem smash something yeah grab that carrot it's about to get real in here Steve you'll give you street cred now they gonna but no street cred oh yeah Steve ain't doing none of this young man let me show this could be the one time he develop one let me show you what they do hey man you gonna keep on here kickball and just got shot I don't know what they told you bout me turtle this guy say this is a fish right fish comes in he's like oh look at that it's food up there it goes in there oh that's what I'm talkin about Steve good stuff you see that this guy you don't mess around the oldest hell granddaddy used to the 0.80 right your fall out his mouth but they're incredible actually that's to me to be over 150 years old they can tell by the way the nose is rounded out by the bottom jaw line because they only have teeth they have those big powerful jaws a beak and they just boom smash shut fifteen hundred pounds of pressure per square inch humans have 120 pounds so if you bite down that's a hard bite that right there you stuck your arm in his mouth smash it he goes from no speed to just quick his hail actually actually what they say in the hood is he goes from a zero to 100 real quick Saints that's what they say I don't like that so one of my favorites Jeff's got some most scary animals coming up next don't go anywhere hey come back with Jeff Musial who's teaching us about some fascinating and scary animals let me let me tell you about this guy it's called a shingle back skink and they are found in Australia they're super rare now the coolest thing about this guy Jeff Jeff yeah you keep walking towards me with the animal that I don't like let's just stay on the carpet all right you don't go past don't you a wall now you wanna have a safe word I'll save ya just yell like baloney I don't know it's safe okay loser now bolon it I wasn't I didn't bring up a lone knee and I got another word can follow below I got I got another word and that is shingle backs kink this guy head flips around something comes up to him in the wild right he's hanging out something tries to mess with him right folds in half his head looks like his rear look at that animal comes up to him he won't have his eyes open he'll have his eyes closed I'll start to go like this go ahead pick a head any head if an animal grabs him by his head he's a dead lizard he's no longer with us they ground by that tail that'll break off wiggle around on the ground when you're watching that freaking out screaming he runs the other way regrows another tail about six months to a year later really incredible if that doesn't work this is the really freaky thing what they can do is baloney baloney I'll show you like this if they're on the ground like this and you're in Australia right you come up to me now he's scared you're walking you're kind of threatening him he'll put his head down he'll lift the tail up like this like a most double-jointed you walk up to get close to him they can shoot that tail what you think is his head up two to three feet away you lose it you're like oh my god just saw this animal shoot his head off you don't know what's going you're freaking out he takes off running the other way he should shoot it let it go this is this the damn truth you like it though I can tell you right that's it let it go boom this guy here Oh someone might want to come and get this lizard so I don't go to the cushions and let's play a fun game with Steve called what cushion is he under last time on the show come on Steve we're having so much fun this guy look at how crazy this is this is called a Malaysian jungle nymph super cool look at I mean this is incredible it's like some kind of like Jurassic park's does it fly no okay cool they just have they just handle it be ready phone no they just need to know if I need to get in your lungs you little creaky now let's talk about scary facts this guy here you think it's like a leaf bug what can he do tea if you look at his body hairs like thorns all over his body yeah see there on the back legs they had those thorns like on a rosebush what I'll do is he'll grab you at the back legs start to scissor them back and forth and just drill those thorns in your leg just grind up on your skin why is it not stabbing your legs these causes don't feel threatened exactly like it doesn't feel threatened like I brought her out I was like baloney she's cool I like you is he coming back but he's funny yeah I like it though I like you I'm all about one-hit wonder so you know I'm saying now I got one more animal for you for this one you want to sit down and enjoy it really take it in just like it it's just incredible you never probably ever gonna see another animal like this leg of Odessa oh let me see an aardvark bingo give me some now this guy here he's he's an aardvark and a cool thing is they don't have teeth except for in the back of the mouth see how he slurps it all up with his tongue and then he grinds it with the molars in the back of their mouth what they do is they take over burrows from other animals tortoise burrows or hyenas have a den they go in boom boom boom kick it all out kick it defend the door with it back it all in there and they just sleep all day they'll sleep like 18 hours a day come out at night look for some food one of my favorite animals you never see anything like this woman wreck his chair she's looking for termites she don't like the slippery floor the Asha here back up here what a rider Steve she's cool she just kind of hangs out there one of my favorite animals they're not endangered species but they're their biggest problem is people eat them becoming those they're also fall prey to leopards hyenas followed a host around if they're not in a burrow they can't hide themselves come around the other way yeah and they're pretty slow yeah I think he's through just let him go ahead all right yeah I think I think sasha has had enough for TV for today hey thanks Jeff you ought to find out more about these animals just head on over to Steve Harvey tv.com and check it out

Channel: Steve TV Show

Views: 12,118,605

Rating: 4.8613076 out of 5

Keywords: funny, humor, comedy, steve harvey, steve

Id: CVa3ud_bL4A

Length: 11min 49sec (709 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 28 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/tragicaim]

Steve Harvey is the fucking best.

[u/16971697]

Holy shit the awkward white guys “hood jokes” are such a good foil to our boy Steve

[u/WestWonWildly]

steve is the fucking bomb dot com

yo can we get a steve harvey theme for this sub already?

[u/[deleted]]

Haha black people are afraid of animals.