Sam and Dean being typical siblings (Part 2)

[Music] dude you mind not eating those on my bed no i don't mind how's the research going you know how it's going slow you know how it would go a heck of a lot faster if i had my computer can you turn that down please yeah [Music] absolutely and that's so not cool hey where is that is it done was this hippy look at his face uh kind of like that time when i know halloween can you remember that classic just try to relax just like shut up should we not drowsy how many fingers i'm all about i'm fine okay i'm just saying you're taking a lot of shots in the headlight i mean i know that disney princess hair gives you some padding it's just every time i think about it you know it's like a nightmare i mean i can't eat i can't sleep it's always just there watching it's just a beard [Music] i've been a little busy lately yeah well that's not an excuse you know cause the duck dynasty called and they just they want it all back some people say i look good no no sam no people say that hey i like it uh it's uh [Music] what is that it's a smoothie where's the beer under the smoothies where's the rest of the beer oh it's cass rita we got a hand and uh sam yeah pie obviously you're gonna give me some pie [Music] yes dean i'll get the chips dude when have i ever forgotten the pie where's the pie i got cake it's close enough right dude yep where's the pie dude hi oh oh care for some peanut brittle um we're okay this is ridiculous giving us this made him feel good yeah we're gonna put this here i'm the good guy whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa take it easy what she's delicate go that way i'll leave what dean what do you think you're doing sam please if you wouldn't mind just give me five minutes here dean this is a very serious investigation we don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [Music] blah right and that's how it really happened i don't sound like that dean that's what you sound like to me me and him were like uh siamese twins it's conjoined twins see what i mean there you go thanks dude quit ironing my shirts with beer hey they're handsome shut up what is that it's an emf meter it reads electromagnetic frequencies yeah i know what an emf meter is but why does that one look like a busted up walkman cause that's what i made it out of it's homemade yeah i can see that some chick bolting on you is not an emergency that's that's every friday night for sam do it you go i'll stay forget that you go after the creepy x i'm gonna hang here with a hot chick dude why do you always get to hang out with the girls cause i'm older let me guess raj you were framed what screw that we settled this the old-fashioned way well there's a semi-functioning bathroom and one unransomed to find somebody functioning and do not use the words hole in the floor dean always with the scissors shut up shut up two out of three bundled up out there all right has paper feeder rock stupid i'll take upstairs so whatever i'm going upstairs okay help you boys i hope so uh we were playing jenga over at the walsh's the other night and uh well he hasn't shut up since about this christmas wreath i don't know you tell him sure it was yummy oh dude that's not what i think it is is it i got bored that nurse was hot give me five minutes we'll go check out that house hey do not use my razor no yes did you win this we earned that hey i got you a little something too actually memory foam it remembers me and it's clean too there's no funky smell there's no creepy motel stains really welcome to santa's court can i escort your child to santa no no uh but actually my brother here it's been a lifelong dream it is i'm sorry no kid's over 12. no he's just kidding we only came here to watch ew oh i didn't mean that we came here to eat thanks a lot dane thanks for that now what dean we need to be stealth do this quietly dean dean we'll get a chance it's okay yeah and the great thing about apologies is you don't have to meet him you know i lie and tell sam i'm sorry all the time i'm sorry see you should be nicer to your brother well then why would i do that i know everything that's gonna happen you don't know everything yeah i do yeah yeah right nice guess it wasn't a guess right you're a mind reader sam you think you're being funny but you're being really really childish sam winchester wears makeup sandwiches surprised his way through sex sam winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up aren't you a fussy one he is anyway i know the one you're talking about i'm wait let me ask you a question tell me who your favorite singer is what look i know you say it's elvis but we both know that's crap so tell me who your favorite singer is but like you said it's celine dion i'd every time i try and say office it comes out the sad horrible truth what do you listen to uh podcast why all right well i need something to keep me awake so crank it up i mean it's a history podcast i like history you know gladiators and outlaws pirates the hell we're driving a piece of history right here not that kind of history this is a uh it's a podcast on the history of the protestant reformation uh multi-part exploration of each of martin luther's 95 theses oh yeah rock dean it's hard rock it's legitimate hard rock oh wow don't judge a book by its cover yeah or a dude buy his uh rainbow wig and leopard prince what you know what i'm done apologizing lucifer possessed vince vincente this is vince vincente's music so listening to it is research no no as a matter of [Applause] you fact it no no no no no turn it off what the hell is that that's an ipod jack you were supposed to take care of her not douche her up dean i thought it was my car [Applause] really [Music] you know you also believed in easter buddy until you were 12. no i didn't look i was 11 and a half i thought the legend said that mordecai only goes after chicks it does all right well i mean that explains why he went after you but why me hilarious the internet here sucks i downloaded all the bunkers files to new archive but we're not getting any signals so i'm just nobody cares all right open it you open it what is this stuff one way to find out [Music] here's the thing you need to know about waitresses okay they get hit on all day long so you got to bring your ak but upside down they always smell like food they always smell like food that is upside down hey sorry mom yeah yeah go ahead oh you guys what's happening put the lotion in the basket you're right yeah i'm the wuss huh don't know you're supposed to be a psychic right boy you see me sawing some bony in half you think i'm a magician i may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room but i can't just pull facts out of thin air sit please she's who we pray to for courage when hunting the gorgon or the minotaur of course she's not really worship worthy anymore uh having lost a step and all really saying trash talking to god seriously well you put your foot on my coffee table i'm gonna whack you with a spoon i didn't do anything well you were thinking about it you were afraid big daddy would find out you fell for the person he hates most in this world you know go ahead kill us so whatever's doing this is is reshaping reality as the powers of a god or of a trickster yeah this is a humor of a nine-year-old are you look at you like a boy scout you're always prepared yeah you're locked up yeah i don't know what you like yeah thanks hey do you remember where little what i would do to distract you whenever i'd rip off a band-aid or something like that yeah you tell some stupid joke yeah knock knock come on knock knock still got it you know what video would have gone viral we still had it when you were five and you got dressed up as a batman and you jumped off the shed because you thought you could fly after you jumped first hey i was nine and i was dressed up like superman okay everybody knows that batman can't fly i didn't know that i broke my arm i know he did that i drove you to the er on my handlebars good times [Music] bon jovi bon jovi rocks on occasion i walk these streets a little six string on my back i pay for keeps come on so i might not make it back i'll be it [Music] because i'm a cowboy [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] have yourself a merry little christmas hey you get the beer what's all this what do you think it is it's christmas try the eggnog let me know if i need some more kick now we're good yeah yeah good well uh have a seat let's do christmas stuff or whatever all right first things first [Music] merry christmas eh faithful friends down the street open them up ah great minds think alike dean really there you go come [Music] and shaving cream you like yeah [Music] look at this fuel for me and fuel for my baby these are awesome things good merry christmas bro yeah yeah here merry christmas hey dean do you feel like watching the game absolutely all right until then we'll have to muddle through somehow [Music] so have yourself a merry little christmas [Music] now [Music] you

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Length: 20min 3sec (1203 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 26 2020