RTGame Archive: Untitled Goose Game

hello I think we're good how's it going folks I get this do the things how's it going folks welcome to the eerie silence of the switch main menu it's just very intimidating and only hear me are you doing folks okay here it is guys spent oil how's it going like literally just between trips at the moment to try and get like two streams in the next two days and like then I'm like I'm off to San Diego for like a week but how's it going though folks it's good to see you thank you the [ __ ] everyone cerise up Jesus Christ guys I missed you oh I miss doing this I missed you guys Breanna's laughing at me already what oh she says she didn't miss me I don't blame her honestly Oh God how's it going though folks we're gonna be at Goose on the loose today let's get gear on up into the game I will do an audio check to oh gee thank you that everyone that's getting the resub sin Jesus Christ is a lot of them thanks for just like spam and the lr it's to no end are you ready for the alert stream can you hear the game okay is that sound all right [Music] can hear it okay cook untitled whose game I feel like at some point there was supposed to be a title for the goose game but it just became known as untitled goose game to such an extent I have to just keep the name untitled goose game which is very confusing but yeah it's just the goose game with no name that's the name of it [Music] well god is there a goose a moat I let that someone sell them though okay I was worried for a moment I don't think twitch has the good food emotion what's the closest like twitch emote we've got to replicate a goose I like a hunk what can we use because like well it's gonna be just like your [ __ ] spammed the entire time we do have this ego notion a hive mind one that kinda does the job yeah we can just spam that and say honk alot you better [ __ ] do it every time I honk ok to our loom thank you for the five gifts ups there Frankie and Trinity thanks 400 bits each glad to see you back I do and Rihanna both well thank you very much Frankie how's it going Trinity thanks her under as well welcome back I missed you hope you had a good holiday q very much now I had [ __ ] amazing holiday iceland she's surprisingly not much ice there it's also advertising really but it's a hell of a country had a blast I'm good me haha [ __ ] that does not sound right courious thanks for thousand bits welcome back also this game is perfect for Yvonne even pleasure since it was announced I'm so happy you noticed that yeah I've been excited for this since I saw the trailer for it it just looked like a fun silly game I'm just catching up with the yellow it's a bit I know it's been a while guys we will get right into this we actually have like sound like volume sliders that's actually quite rare for a switch King we want cursor text or plant we want cursors we're not heating yeah Iceland was looking amazing I have some bits of the trip recorded I'm going to edit that together at some point so you guys can see a few little tidbits won't be for a while just because again I'm only back for two days and then like me and Rihanna are heading off to twitchcon San Diego and then once we get back from Glatt we're gonna be like working more on the new house a lot the furniture is arriving the IKEA assemble stream it's gonna be happening soon so honk if you're excited for that guys ah no it is so good to hook and see you all here though oh no check I'm sorry mods okay there goes the [ __ ] chat geez Bertie thanks for 300 bits that have been away because I've been working on an animation Tetris to do this lot going on also being Ireland next week oh Jesus Bertie opium fantastic time I'm currently not in Maryland I'm going to the States next week Verde I'm gonna be in San Diego we're gonna miss each shudder taco gunship thanks for 1500 as well welcome back iot-cloud of my favorite streamer back thank you very much yeah you know we're gonna get into it got a few hours make a save file let's play thank you everyone for the pits thank you everyone for the research it's great to see you all here again I know it's been a while gonna get to in this week and then hopefully soon we'll be back to just regular time streaming press Y to hunk okay this is the game can I hold B and hunk okay it's a tricky finger formation it's much tougher to play like this that's okay keep honking if you stop honking you die okay I think we're good when I pick press a to use your beak can I pick up the can bend down to pick up things off the ground oh I can of Pepsi how is he honking he's never mind but Jesus I found the first gamebreaking glitch didn't take long can still hunk yeah let's make our way forward Oh mr. goose I can't wait to terrorize some people come on this is a clever goose if he knows how to open like a frickin gate I got a hunk in for that old CR to spread your wings so you can like scare people it's good to know why our Loon thank you for 2,000 bits spy for kill thanks for twenty two could RT - man you are alive hope you had a nice holiday thank you very much thank you again to everyone's give them bits like Jesus cry haven't even dining again guys always do this [Music] can you guys can you hear the music okay it was a little bit of it there I don't know if we have much music get some lunch you can hear that okay can you hear the honk oh okay you'll have lunch you can just put it in the water steal this poor man's lunch like he's just left for a moment to go pee and all of his food is just in the water okay there we go just get rid of like all this stuff he's gonna hate us or Goose on the loose fan thank you for the four gift subs thank you very much yeah sure we go explore in this way we don't have an objective around and do we we literally just a goose store is lost I'm gonna need to get a set of keys or something unit the alerts are really far backlog - thank you again to everyone who has been given bits you have it to do list how do I open the to-do list to do Oh get into the garden get the groundskeeper Wesch steal his keys make the groundskeeper wear his own hat rake in the lake have a picnic bring to the picnic blanket to sandwich the Apple to pumpkin the carriage' this goose has some like life goals that it wants to accomplish it's like a sentient being like what goose just wakes up but it's like my goals for today include getting his keys the Sun Hat sorry this goose is more cool boozes got his life together yeah well how do we get hello can someone let me in let me get in I can zoom out let's turn on the sprinkler system oh okay so we've already upset him I was just made just don't don't mind me I'm just coming he has his keys let's go it's surprisingly straightforward guys this unlock the gate over here may be street crime has taken a new form the case is a gang here quacks are greater than honk is here this is untitled a goose game not duck game the different game for goose squad here Punk Jeff likes to live 500 bits I've love your vids in YouTube's I have your finally caught a stream thank you very much again I get everyone is given bits are so [ __ ] many I'll try and catch another go I kinda just want to be a goose and terrorize don't I need these keys you're not taking my new Porsche from me no oh [ __ ] you I'm going to kill you why else while you sleep justyou just get him into the bush I'll never find a safe he can't he can't walk over his prized daisies we're safe now okay oh no he did go gotta be aggressive gotta be aggressive give me your keys down here oh he didn't pick him up he just dropped him okay I guess he doesn't want these anymore okay what's on the dualist I have to get the groundskeeper wet make him wear his own hash put the rake in the lake why are these my mission goals where do I even take the key or does he just want these is this hitman two basically yeah okay well let's get him wet go turn on the hose hey come on mr. goose I don't know what I do with these keys so I think we just leave them here don't we don't want them anymore okay we got him wet do got his keys okay make the groundskeeper away son hatch I can just drop his keys in the water let's just leave them there leave the keys you don't need them anymore so we just stole his keys like he's locked out of his home now you can't go back inside it's how he means cuz 500 bits to say honk honk thank you for the 5 quid just to say honk okay let's go it's just not gonna stop us no come on no exede I need this there's some leaves out there give me that back won't give it back okay so carefully you're swinging that thing but give me trying to like grab it out of his hand who will win like one farmer or a goose kick come here you little [ __ ] give me your tool honk at him aggressively that'll scare him okay it's putting his boots back don't mind me buddy keeps knocking over this rake but the most tolerant man of like just this goose what come on I need this fleet having some trouble I am going to keep trying we'll get there eventually beat him with the rake Jesus pie for kill thank you for the 10 gift subs the alerts are really [ __ ] backlog too but thank you for the like the hundred dollars you gave Jesus Christ man okay I have to go to work now I'm gonna catch the vault later hope everyone has a great day let's come up in the alerts it's not even gonna appear for like five minutes but have a good day at work man thank you very much for everything jesus [ __ ] christ and I think I think I have to distract him because the goose is having some trouble what can we take I'm gonna pluck all his carrots like ruin his [ __ ] life like if he has children will steal them what every goose tries to do yeah there it comes up now so I feel like thank you again man the alerts are really backlogged I hope you have a good day at work and thank you for everything hey there's carrots gone let's go go goose come on I think we've got it this time farmer is nowhere to be seen oh no no no no no back up back up back up hey can you give that back ruin his garden some more okay so wait there was an objective with the pumpkin bring to the picnic blanket sandwich and apple of pumpkin carrot Jam okay get going ruin his life break the fire her Ponca damn I tried that it hasn't worked unfortunately that by the picnic blanket now I can't tell you oh just take the basket with us okay put a sandwich there we do need an apple let's go get that Oh is there an O doesn't that a picnic blanket it's over here okay all right let's set up here yeah different blanket yeah my first time being a goose guys bear with me what this here you're doing crazy get a sandwich well serving duck in this so it [ __ ] up if you think about it put that there what else do I need we need a carrot for the picnic let's go I need this I'm preparing a meal you'll never catch me on the high seas oh no he's going for it oh and he found his keys too cuz there's no ha joke's on you I got the carrot up this down here carrot the Apple the pumpkin the basket baskets just over here I believe just steal this real quick go goose do I need the other half of the sandwich Oh No okay well we'll get this picnic together don't worry the other sandwich it's in here this is like very soggy at this point banging forward your pits eat the farmer at the Payton I don't think it GU can do that whose is quite annoying but he doesn't like I don't think I can just like consume a human all that's what gooses do got me a thermos and jam and a radio what else can we steal from this poor farmer excuse me I need this have you seen a goose goose of geese geese that's what I meant that's what I meant guys look I know my plurals okay no mouse's mice houses Heights its proper English where is the dude I think he's lost the will to live sorry what it's just a joke how English is wildly inconsistent God a view English major we just need his radio for the picnic excuse me this is Radio I give me your cooler the whole thing he hasn't done a good job of picking that back up let's go just make it to the water and pursue us forever there we go careful not to drop this we did it we had a picnic oh it's got all the necessities like a soggy sandwich a whole pumpkin some Jam we don't put on anything Oh draw carrot and a small electrical appliance one good okay so we need the rake in the lake and then we need to make him wear his Sun Hat I don't know how I'm supposed to make him wear his Sun Hat let's try to steal his rake again come on okay he really didn't try that time perfect run the rake it's in the lake a new to-do list item make the groundskeeper hammer his thumb if this goose is just out to murder this man I think the groundskeeper like break his hand make him have an accident at work and after claiming his insurance like make the groundskeeper unable to like feel from the waist down if that's just dig this goose is out to get him oh don't mind me he's bluffin oh no geese allowed okay how do I make him hammer his own thumb he's not gonna swing the hammer at me is he hey I got it get ready I got a spook oh no I lost rations I need him to do something with the hammer flap but him take the hammer please hurt yourself there we go oh okay I see what he's gonna do but we're gonna have a chance get ready you ready oh don't lie it's too soon too soon don't like me there we go he's gonna have to get a habitat it now okay we're doing good we just have to make him wear his Sun Hat now which I'm still I'm not sure how we're supposed to do that where is the Sun Hat I steal his cabbage I removed one of them it's just yep completely remove all of them there's the Sun hi is there something else over here oh it's this hot here is this I want it the goose the goose knows I must have this like all if I move the cooler this is one [ __ ] malicious goose like imagine you just in your garden and this guy is like assembling a ledge so we can steal your [ __ ] like this guy you know he's just out to get him there we go let's go I think he's gonna take it back he's just gonna pop it on his head now he's just shooing me away is he just gonna pop it back do I have to steal as actual ash no I know it just just just wear it please a hunk I know I wasn't done with that cooler I steal his keys again what I have a weapon oh shoot at what point does he snap and just try to kill the goose because you can see his anger agent excuse me just just want I just want your keys [Music] op them down there with the cooler back gotta go quick let it go I'm having some trouble oh my god remove his hat how do I get his hat off his head so like I don't see how to do that get him to bend over maybe if I wait till he does guardman okay I'm gonna I'm gonna let him clean up all this [ __ ] he's gonna go get the trial go guard come on buddy oh he's finished for the day oh wait oh he's not I take off his hat for a brief second and you steal his hat okay we got to be ready this is a hit-and-run come on goose oh don't mind me hey buddy bull get the rose it's not you can't just really put that back Kenny cuz we've gotta just plucked it you've damaged the roots well he's very careful about that one speak has increased what a miserable farmer I just want him to wear his hat someone had like a dastardly plan here involving like the sign let me just see if I can do this Oh tear that down need to get his attention everybody and then we're gonna get him over to the sign so that he has to put it back together No I'll steal a shoe well we're here buddy there you go Artie is hat I'm trying to get his hash but I'm gonna he falls over apparently when Nicky hits his thumb hurts himself so I'm gonna get him to hurt himself again go what steal his hat oh no he fell but he fell the wrong way okay hang on I can I can do it again I have to do it from here so there was definitely a chance there come on honk some is an agony we did it [Music] let's leave that over there he's gonna get the Sun hash there we go now can I make him lose his son ash yeah I need to steal this too I want to ruin this man's life he's completely broken the bone in the slum at this point let's go check your zoo list we've done everything with him perfect break the brew we trapped the boy in the food this is just a hostage situation lock up the boy Oh God then you cut his oxygen supply you weld the door shut like that this isn't just a goose this is going like way to [ __ ] fire fill the boot with water just insert the goose honking at you think he's actually sadistic let's put the Sun Hat down he's scared of us wait I think I can get his shoes and you go okay he's calling for the police Oh door just the guy who's next door please help there's a goose outside okay wait so make the boy wear the wrong glasses like someone buy back their own stuff get on TV like attacking people Apple freak thanks 4,000 bits this game seems like it was perfectly made for you well it's great cuz you just have to be an [ __ ] in this game [Music] going in the shop I'm on TV this is you guys watching the stream anything else I can steal Oh No beuse is in trouble the ghost is in trouble Oh No goose what do we do get a shoelaces got it yes glasses [ __ ] can't see how do I break them I just drop these like in a drain or something what do I have to do with the glasses make the boy wear the wrong glasses I need a different pair of glasses heck his eyes out they're not a pair of glasses about just blind him arty harasses a child part 67 Oh the hack his eyes some stuff over here go shop and put in the basket all these things okay I have to break a broom still we want blood well I'm trying to get your blood there's the guy in here I've glasses the boys just without them at the moment oh wait can I get his letter shoelace hang on untie both his shoelaces come on his shoelaces are untied mom please come after me no he's not going to the glass is back in the store with the glasses in there can't open this I need I need to get them back in the Boush okay that means I have to give him back his glasses no do the outside one is through some glasses here why are they are we looking for thank you was everything okay well I'm being shoot oh there are some glasses Ariana says hi I see I see them now I'm gonna get him hang on Oh goose can't go under that eat bless this poor child let's go hey kid come on kid I need you to take these no I got the shopkeeper West poor child is still surgery like that woman just doesn't care no my friend oh she dropped the other glasses I'm stuck throat the chemicals at his eyes are tea that's her ass the child scared shitless run for your life I need to get a shoelace and need to get his shoelace oh we made him fall in his face perfect now he has no glasses he's gonna be terrified of geese after today Oh God poor small kid I like this game it speaks to me make someone buy back their own stuff oh so if I take these glasses and put them on here baby I wanted to buy back his glasses I do that I don't know which ones were his [Music] let's just pop them all there you just need to break the broom next this is plane here - just leave that there oh she's gonna do something with the plane oh wow yeah she puts it on for sale okay so we need to get the boy his classes then so that like he can buy them back in horror sod I can't remember which classes were here so let's just have a look let's go I think they were these the music how to revise the oppressive the wild self oh are you saying that like untitled goose game is of the same caliber of the masterpiece critically acclaimed one of the greatest games ever made that is brash of the wild is over six years of development of the most ambitious games ever made on power in a game where you play as a goose came of the year okay yeah cuz I kind of agree with you yeah it's pretty up there honestly came of the year this is a game of the year every year now that's how it works okay he's looking for his plane come over here a small child oh how do I make him buy it back he just wants to play football I play football we go okay I can use this get him going where I want no come on I'm just I'm just trying to play football we get this over here come on buddy need to get it near to the plane there we go he just picked it up oh she's gonna stop him oh she's so mean this poor kid I'm gonna steal it you don't deserve this no it's what you get this is what you get [Music] standing up for this little kid mission successful they put in the basket a toothbrush the loo paper hairbrush tinned food clean her fruit and vege also track the shopkeepers in the cash trap the shopkeeper make sure the car engine is on see what happens you're just a crate Zini goose the goose is going too far I'm going I put it in the basket I need to move the basket a bit away okay let's see what else can we steal in can don't mind me kid look it everything's okay you got your plane here you go you're welcome okay we need cleaner and a hairbrush go oh no you don't don't why me kid I'm just doing my shopping okay tube brush loo paper and clean let's go Leeds don't notice me stealing a stuff pop this in the [ __ ] is Lulu paper yeah she is odd why do I say toilet paper kill the kid thanks for to acquit they say we want to see the blood heck gives 100 Benson says can't believe you just killed a child on RIT can I do it again a good image for me is it is this this cleaner up it in I'll just pop it in we go no we still need a toothbrush and cleaner go go get your ball kid okay oh I think this is the cleaner gotta break it again what'd you get give me my bleach not finish my shopping yet that's just need a toothbrush where is the toothbrush use the bleach on the bully guys I don't think I could do that where's the toothbrush I don't see it am I missing something it's not to brush take a flower that's not to pressurizer in the trashcan oh go right over here oh let's just empty this on out oh there it is yeah we got all our necessities wait if I put this in the shop will she think of like oh I should sell this to brush hey lady humble offer will she try sell that please tell me she will oh no leave my shopping basket alone I got a distractor oh my god she started putting it away you gotta go quick [Music] tinned food there we go we went shopping and now we just have to trap her in the garage and turn the car off let's go how do I get her in here oh no oh this is real bad what do I do please help me yeah okay thank you how do I get her in here I have a carrot please fall for this no don't let me pass let me pass there we go she's dead okay let's proceed with her day oh we got everything done let's continue on our merry way oh that's how we proceed cuz she has to get herself out and now we can go over here her into the town that deserves a hunk let her starve in there okay she has two legs you gonna eat one you'll survive a while hey where where are we going next like this is a lot here oh well [Music] we just opened one of those locked gates oh this is all the way back here oh wow this is oh my god we've already compared this game to brush at the wild but the way the checkpoints work it's just like Dark Souls guys duck so it's just like every games just like Dark Souls like we have to acknowledge that it's games journalism these days this goose game is the goose that the dark souls of goose games yo that Crash Bandicoot like the remake came out the dark souls of platformers how it works as games journalism you just compare with the Dark Souls in call it a day that's exactly that the world building is like it's just like Firelink shrine you know and this well is just a metaphor for the shrine perfect put the coin in the well is there Oh where's the coin let's make a wish I don't think it does anything and we will get like a goose wish later oh gee thanks for five hundred bits use the walkie-talkies up the shop I've got these a lot there's a lot we have to do honestly yeah let's make our way back I'll go get the walkie-talkies there's the bottle too can I just put everything in the wall like and just fill it up hey but I want to make sure he's following just so we can see it go come on kid come on Timmy [Music] yeah you noticed playing your life I need to get need to get classes next [Music] get his glasses oh this poor kid he's never gonna find him no one knows oh yeah let's push him in terror hey in your go Timmy hello child this poor kid okay let's be on our merry way I was going to get the walkie-talkie there we go we ruined to show I mean that's the sign of a successful stream I think in this channel you know we ruined a person's life what I prize myself on oh dear wolf 100 bits thank you again to everyone that a sub and it's very kind oh oh wait what if I pop one of these down the well and we just make it so that the we likes just noises coming out of it hang on this will take a while to set up there back to the world I'm hoping this works the child is going to grow up to be a goose hunter I mean that's assuming that all he finds his glasses I'll pop it in okay that's one end and then we go get the other walkie-talkie it takes time to set up you know you have to grind like to see any kind of reward you have to put even put a lot of effort you know it really is just like Dark Souls you have to work towards a goal but the payoff is definitely there takes time and effort it the sense of accomplishment when it's complete okay we have this walkie-talkie arty why are you trying to kill that child this is what I always do on this twitch Chen trying to ruin little Timmy's life okay let's see if this works I hope it does let's see come on this will be game of the year if this works I don't know if it's working we were like let's uh she see wait zoom out I think it is working see still see no he's not scared it's just a regular honk I don't think it works I can't tell what if I put this walkie-talkie down let's see let's see [Music] yep that's just a regular dude song well we tried guys it looks like sky room's gonna be the game of this year again as you know it releases every [ __ ] year delete the game one out of ten I go to the lake where's the lake I don't know I'm kind of just exploring back this way the lake the lake water here check the light check I like like I don't know what the lake is back at the beginning the lighthouse hurt see oh my god it's here that's why it wasn't working it's cuz it already it was already gone down and it does actually replicate the honk but it's because it was floated off already okay wait so it might still work hang on I'd see if this works we're gonna put this walkie-talkie back near the child I go in the well no you don't miss my turn let's see if this works yeah it wasn't the glasses are down there too so little Timmy's gonna be looking a while okay here you go Timmy just keep that handy I get trapped in the picnic basket so if this actually works then that means if we keep the utter walkie-talkie with us all times and continually spam the honk we will be constantly terrorizing this poor child see see if it works come on I think it's working he's gonna constantly think he's under attack by your goofs this is perfect oh my god okay so we'll just keep the walkie-talkie with us from now on and whenever we feel like terrorizing little Timmy we just press the home button okay see you later Timmy we'll leave him be okay IRT tried to exploit the game to harm the child even worse that's what we do on this channel look he's scared right Nancy oh no zona coos Timmy keep your head down where you glass Timmy I wonder where he stores his money and if I can pop that down the well too they're way oh yeah I can go to the fence [Music] are you doing Timmy yeah okay to do this we have a new one make someone break the fancy vase help the woman dress up the bust make the man spit out his tea get dressed up with a ribbon make the mango barefoot and do the washing-up okay oh no he wants to walkie-talkie oh [ __ ] off I'm terrorizing Timmy oh no how scared is Timmy gonna be now I'll never mind little Timmy just lost his only lifeline because this guy just true away the phone [Music] can we pluck this rose mock's thanks for 500 fits marriage is like gooses back yet he's gonna make me sit with Tito's why don't I make him spit out his teeth I'm actually not sure stealing tea papa get us a like get sort of like it's mine now he's not gonna come in oh he is they scare him you dum-dum okay I guess we'll just wait for him to drink his tea and we'll honk at him progressively gotta make him spit out his tea who has given you these torture notes that's the real question I think the goose is just coming up with him himself wants to see the world burn okay drink your tea oh do you want a newspaper you know buddy I was giving it to you but okay come on [Music] that's not quite spitting out your tea go for it yeah I'm sure that cup still has contents just drink that again just dropped it he's drinking his tea I need to scare him like more do I have anything else I could scare him with terrorize discount mr. Oren's my goat you're here yes I can don't mind me oh there is some kind of contraption here hang on okay I think we need to wait for him to drink his tea come on buddy [Music] spook him a bit all those there's no goose here cut him down irt avid likes to trade your bets wishes from goose headquarters in cash they coordinate the geese yes excuse what do you want that's what I thought we did it he has tinnitus now okay help the woman dress up the bust and make someone break the fancy vase where's the fancy vase oh they're fine [Music] have a bow get dressed up with a ribbon hey-oh so I need to like replace this I think and then stand there okay I think I got it okay just don't mind me a moment okay we just gotta remove this real quick I take the hedge trimmers I've got a weapon now I get this broken let's go let's go let's go oh no come on and move this away we go okay so now we need don't ya I just walked over here but I'm sure no she's not falling for it I'm not a real goose not falling for it there we go not gonna fall for it [Music] it's just me you beloved ceramic goose go okay another objective complete where's the part where you break the aliens out of area 51 Mach 6 105 which bits the Blues a call and thanks for two hundred bits is there 100 bits before they just say gun yeah we're doing pretty good I need to make someone break the fancy vapor face oh I should not be doing this [Music] goose why you don't even need that what do I need to steal for I need to steal with the socks okay Oh struggling a bit how do I interact with this break the shelves I do that oh yes I can hey good to know this is not a good shelving unit beeline nice and her 500 pits the juice the wall what your nice bow I don't think she likes me that much oh my god here Oh let's do ours don't think that works still not sure how to accidentally break the vase but if I give him the Rings no artistic hunk I'm up the shelves but the shelves just take me back to the AeroGarden give him the vase yeah I think I need to get it back I'm gonna try it let's go let's go rotten goose okay excuse me mister I found something for you what he's just a dick no my boss I hear he's just trolls everything across I need to help the woman dress up the bus now this bust here what do I do move you here where do I still put the laundry I haven't I wanted to spend like a washing machine or anything over the gobby there has like a hat on that do I bring that over to the bust maybe Hey yup she's gonna be making the rounds that I don't think that's worked put the laundry on the bus yes I still have to do the washing trying to work it out I can steal the Brian but I don't think that's going to help I don't know what this accomplishes on out Ron goose goose hey buddy oh it's giving me lash into the water oh no he's closed the fence he's just gonna is he just gonna kick the bra across cuz that's not very sensitive wash it in the pond with soap oh that's perfect yeah he's not didn't give that a good trow that he oh no how do we get this back oh there we go okay you popped it across in the end I thought we actually soft left it there okay well let's take this I'll pop it in the pond [Music] make a fewer loops go go go go there's one [Music] am i meat doing your laundry and pop that in get your ribbon back I want to go another sock acquired get your bow back your Nagus [Music] you go doing great no leave my washing alone leave it alone do it don't you [ __ ] there [Music] don't you dare run trying to hog him away how do I lose oh there we go okay go in here go in here he can't follow us no no he spotted everything in there why do you want your neighbors sock so much can't you just let me have this oh we need to hide he's only gone for the sock he wants to keep the bra in the pool this perverted old man that's all right we just need to go get that sock back how's it going lady let's take this back oh no he wants the bra back this guy is just ruining us right now evading this time Artie Oh give him back the newspaper it makes it much easier to avoid and where's the newspaper gone where did he put that fantasy near the rose okay yeah let's give him this we go come on buddy there you go just make him get the paper oh yeah and if we do with this and he won't see us cuz he's just busy reading the paper no he still wants that bra god dammit he's such a pervert like I've tried to distract him but he's so fixated upon his neighbor's bra like just leave it there dirty old mr. Rogers mr. Rogers you've changed man it hasn't got a good trow this woman is just seeing this like bad it's like chucking her bra just about there we go please go read the paper I need to need to steal the cup so we go put that there steal the teacup so do you no longer drinks tea we go we'll just leave that there now is he just gonna read the paper please do yes he is okay all right let's go don't mind me kill this sunk from the line go go go [Music] it hasn't fix the table so that's good you keep reading the paper now we just got to be real sneaky here there we go please do not pay attention to the stock meadow gear juice I'm just trying desperately to like do the washing-up it's such an ordeal excuse me lady I need this yeah I'll see you later a lap tick tick we've evaded capture okay the bra is in the pool all right we just need to slip her in a bar so he's wearing slippers like do I have to get him off his feet and where's the soap to what am i doing heck thanks 100 bits higher T gotta go but love you streaky P it also to tried to cause him any casualties as possible as the goose oh she dressed the bus slightly put the hat on is this soap you don't I don't think of this the soaps on the back thought fat to visit where bathtub I don't see it oh yeah there it is okay go this way don't mind me lady oh no I can't I can't open it from this side I need to go I should go around doo doo doo I'm a good don't mind me oh no I just need yourself back go doing good you didn't see me okay soap is applied we just need his slipper you can see his foot shaking go and we did this do the washing up make the man go barefoot I need to steal other slipper how do I get that one off them Andes the teacup okay well let me go get the teacup cuz we got to switch it over stored it over here I believe excuse me sir would you care for some Chi give that back to them I guess I'll just drink that over it don't mind me no I need I need to steal this paper let me your paper give me your pipe I'm stealing something after the goose is in trouble let's go let's go his glasses oh this is his paper we're gonna and he's putting the soap back - this is perfect it'll hide his paper there I'll never find it okay the goose is a smoker now oh no no he got it again arrows Timmy again well I get the walkie-talkie is over there I believe like you think I can get it back you old man kicked it across the fence before okay his paper is gone at least so like we've done that right [Music] take that there we go let's deliver this pipe another thing dropped off Oh wash the newspaper well we've already just hidden the newspaper it's like he doesn't have it anymore don't mind me but I'd hear sneak 100 go let's go let's go can I get away hey lady there we go drop that off there yeah oh he he stills just like emptying out his palms I found your bra again Drazen smarter if you gotta stop leaving this here I hope that man is married and like his wife is just gonna see this him just like chucking about a bra that's not hers and they're gonna like have a divorce in the family like I hope we actually ruin this man's marriage oh and the bust has been dressed up perfect [Music] make someone prune the prize for a vase what does that even mean like prune it divorce by goose the Rose Oh prune the prize rose sorry Rose not phase I I read that wrong what am I doing with this I have to prune it is I'm gonna have to pick it I push this over there we go Oh because she has the hedge trimmer so I just do this a lot just peck at it let's hack at it wildly come on you got to cut it there we go come on how would like how did she even manage that mission accomplished I need to know steal his slippers [Music] let's go just popping bowls over here he'll never find there's a one slipper now I just need to give them the paper go wild-goose chase here you go sir here's the paper now I need him to read that white is the family dog if I just steal this a moment and I can steal the cup just dropping this off don't mind me Oh as he noticed the rose and he's just upset about it okay well let's give him his paper back excuse me sir you go what ever take the paper come on oh he's upset about the rose [Music] actually devastated marks a so dear five hundred bits jad thanks for another 500 irt don't forget to get back your ribbon we do need to get that before we leave heaven likes to know 200 pits for all this games letting people unleash your inner psychotic [ __ ] it's also just absolutely the most adorable wholesome thing ever his game is very cute just a goose on the loose like good what's not to love you're just being an [ __ ] to this neighborhood like I love it yeah go on read the paper I want to steal your slipper but you have the newspaper here you go just drop that off there we did it up back in here the or we can go next check for the walkie-talkie yeah I don't know where that's been put putting up a lot more like no goose allowed signs oh no I don't I don't see the walkie-talkie any there it is let's give Timmy an old scare I'll get the boat okay hang on yeah people are gonna be very upset if we don't get this all right hey let me get let me get going come on and you go wait just look as natural as possible hey it's just a letter goose in the pond Oh like you just teleported true there okay and I just need to replace the goose here don't mind me just UK statue just miraculously reappeared [Music] if there's back [Music] or a good boy again [Music] kill her oh no it came off oh hang on one second guys hang on oh sorry but that guy's Iraq what do we do I don't know we've lost the boat ieave what did I just do oh he gave my ribbon back okay well let's just keep this with us I guess there's such a good boy I don't know where we go next the Dark Souls the goose games let's just see passively unlocks oh this was loose back to the bridge no bono show the walkie-talkies on the other side there two new Souls oh you can get you just beat stuck in it the pacifier - no just leave those there for now take our boat see where we're going next seems to be this way there's a lot of branching paths to go you know we can find no never mind this is what we call the illusion of choice in this goose game let's go this way okay where are we now the do get into the pub break the dartboard get the toy boat make the old man fall on his bum be awarded a flower steal a pint glass and drop it in the canal set the table okay I imagine oh I imagine this is the disguise we use hello I am but er inconspicuous box [Music] there's nothing to see here please just take me inside the old man's gonna get me first [Music] Oh No who knows but she forgot it's okay she has Alzheimer's Oh No just immediately oh the boat will stealthy goose ever I don't want to honk can't blow my cover looks like we're serving goose for honey I gotta stay like disguised extented here we go we're inside the compound okay so I need to break the dartboard is the table to set I can't open that gate keep going this way how do I know I get inside you deserve to do from here I have a plate I can set the tape is this the table I'm supposed to set like it might be hard the towel I need a knife and fork I don't know where you can get anything right now is this is not helpful I don't even know what this is break the dartboard is still next I do not see a dartboard oh it's a passion here I think okay I bring everything back to that little table there the knife fork peppering the candle here we go hey don't mind me yeah there we go yep there there we go hello fellow shoes he's got a knife I was actually a fork that's all the equally as scary implies that the goose wants to eat you here's the pepper take this with me ITA you actually just a goose I wouldn't be surprised if I was candolyn a knife where do we need a knife well this goose is sorely lacking right now I can an out gotta go I need that candle [Music] take this with us don't mind me buddy make our merry way back the goose lacks weapon hurry again like Dark Souls you just have to explore your environment and you'll find weapons all around the place with different combat styles you know basically the same thing okay we just need a knife the only thing more dangerous than a goose is a goose with a knife where can we find this don't actually see one it's inside the pub you missed it oh no we're being sued yeah under here yeah I see I see the knife come on goose we'll never find the candle in time we got it hey run goosey there we go the table is set let's keep the knife with us we're gonna kill this man just in case we need it it's steal a pint glass and drop it in the canal all right they'll have a lot of tasks I mean there's is that a plank class it's kind of like a tankard I assume that's what it means drop it we have to drop it in the canal where do we have access to the canal their ports over there there's like ring-toss as well I just pop it true here oh by Kenan it's gonna be handy here you might have to go all the way back out thank you canal if their blood kill everyone must all perish here's a pass oh the goose is in trouble you know supposed to be able to do something here you move it no the canal is the bridge oh so it's all the way back there okay let's go don't mind me I'm just a patron of your pub ruining lives is not enough we must end something Jesus Oh parish excuse me don't mind me oh no oh we were so close to the canal - and the purity human life yes oh we have to get it back there okay probably get another glass in a shoelace I assume that's how we make him fall on his bum I need to get back inside the pub now open the back eh I don't know how to open the back gate there's another old man okay we just have to sit tight and make her way in again [Music] now we wait doesn't know I'm here well no I think he does come on does this work before he's gonna throw me over the wall we're in the worst like a chair oh they want me to hug oh this is so cute thank you very much like oh no he's turned hostile okay I need to break the dartboard I do this it's Chloe something I can grab there but I need like a ledge I still need to steal a pint glass and drop it in the canal oh don't mind me is there another pint glass I can take take this one alright not muck it up last time the old man just like cracked down on us oh no no no leave me kind of [Music] ha I'll never catch me here don't know what that accomplishes go go go go go go go it's the old man here he's not go come on we're so close oh so close need to get another pint class I don't know if there are any more pint classes I'm plug that again is there any more glasses fill up the sink just gonna let us get the boat think it is no I just I just want the boat I just don't love for this poor goose you just want some toys come on by the boat they must have us I'm the disabled go go go oh that was an objective - we got the boat go for thanks 400 bits ever thanks 100 although God goes co-op with Kevin and you play this game of two wire you can you steal the pint glass and make the old man fall on this bump pints on the shelf is it excuse me but where are the shelves over here how do I get up there what if I got ya that there are pint glasses there oh no those are pictures that those aren't pint glasses at all it's Bichir yeah oh sorry you dragged a chair that's right I heard strong the gooses no I can't I can't just take a chair unfortunately keep taking this out of there doesn't really do anything grab the old man's chair oh the guy on the stool yeah Oh in pursuit excuse me I need this distract it oh no we've recorded they're moving in for the kill let's go go back to our lair take it back to our lair and get it in here it's gone now now we just got to be sneaky take this up here well I I need this for the dartboard actually don't tell you because those are still pictures I I don't bring this here this is for the dartboard and I'm supposed to let him yeah also that make him fall on this bum and I think I need this for it I'll just take away his seat excuse me okay here you go here you go buddy op this down and then he's gonna try sit down in a moment and we just kind of wait you go there we go letter goal accomplished okay now I need to get up there the last thing to do other than breaking the pint you did this you broke his spine Oh people just reading out the friends I come online I do actually need to clean up the friends list honestly no disrespect to anyone I've added it's just like I'm overwhelmed with the kind of requests for it so I kind of need the purge it maybe if I use that bucket I can do that with the dartboard where's a shop oh are the glasses back okay I'll have a look there in a moment take this with us any way you try and break the dartboard no he's just gonna put it back come on drop it I have a box I know you need that go let's go go hey please let me walk on this come on try and get this to work can't jump no no oh he's going to get the darts maybe I can scare him this way how does that work I just honk on it completely broke how hard the troll at DARS okay well drop a bucket on the burly man's head oh hey you go get the bucket I gotta wait for the burly man to be under it and then I just push it under oh sorry just sorry guys we just had a stray pet rash oh okay oh come on okay they're getting the no goof sign oh how do I engineer this the tomatoes are now open I need the burly man to come over good thing were you honk it's funny I guess oom I have to keep the bucket here I need to like misplace a tomato and like get him to put it back or something but which one's the burly man is that was the burly man the guy at the door because that could work that would that would give me enough time yeah it's the guard okay so I need to give him the tomato oh no no no no put the tomato back bud Oh tomato on the ground okay oh no he's just gonna put it back in that box I'm gonna get him to put it in the hole in the other box I gotta steal at first okay again the chases they go oK we've lost him going for the tomato no but he's more interested in us over the tomato so he's gonna go for that if he can okay Oh God this is having trouble I need to get to the safe zone come on go okay alright hopefully he goes to put that back in the other box now someone dropped a fork now he's more interested in that who dropped the fork I need him to put it back oh he's going for it now yeah we got him there in the end go get that tomato go you didn't see me drat he went under the table I cannot stop this goose come on please go put the tomato back oh my god old man what are you doing take the tomato please oh my god you're kidding me oh great come on old man old man come over here [Music] okay I gotta go quick I gotta go quick put the tomatoes back please leave me alone oh my putting it the other way putting in that box there no no I just want to put this tomato vine there we go he's going for it know why I need to hurry and get to where the bucket is I told him a lot of time [Music] okay well we lost them okay here's our chance put it back put it back in the box [Music] I'm so upset ah oh great I was gonna put the pile for [ __ ] off okay I just leave one person to put the bucket back I think we have to do this tomato again okay at least he can put the bucket back there so we don't have to go all the way around we just need it tomorrow no yep okay so we need to go over here and he will get the tomato cuz he's on tomato duty okay let's try this again no don't go I swear to God I I'm honking at you all my god he's come all the way back up I just want to hit this guy with a bucket there's no tomato out even now he put it back oh my god get out of here lady like lady I will end your family and I need to take this tomato back this is obsessed just a [ __ ] old man come on I know you want this tomato go leave it there okay I'll be hiding here trash I've been foiled where that wily goose he's taking it to the take the tomato take the tomato oh my god this [ __ ] lady grew you guys okay let's go let's go leave it there Oh go go go go okay this old woman don't know he's going for it come on I need to get the bucket I need to get the bucket I actually want to die right now I think I I don't know why this is so impossible that here no no he's pushing me like out hey screw your sign put this in the river I I just I want to put it in the it's the point of life well I know might be a good point to wrap up for tonight honestly this this gave us a lot of fun but I'm like losing my mind with this tomato sequence we just go let's check on Timmy real quick and then we'll wrap up I do have to wrap up soon unfortunately I can't go too long let's just see how Jimmy's doing he's still [ __ ] looking for his glasses it's been like an hour since we checked on oh no the goose ha ha oh poor Timmy I don't even know where the other walkie-talkie is anymore unfortunately oh dear okay we're gonna wrap up there for tonight I think folks thank you to everyone who came by the stream though hope you all enjoyed it this is this untitled goose game that is the name of it I love a name this is a lot of fun to play this is also like one of like the hugely requested games I was asked to play when I did like the little Twitter posts theater today more people said this in any other game so like I want to get it in like you know just like the brief bit that I'm back and yet some people know like the stream plan for the next wall like I'm I clearly just back for two days on between traveling right now I got back from Iceland just the other day I'm going to San Diego this weekend for twitchcon and it's it's not gonna be until like after San Diego are we back to like more regular streams and that's like in between moving house too so things are just gonna be a bit scary the next while but that's okay I have anyone is going to twitchcon San Diego is like actually be doing a meet-and-greet there too oh you know come say hey I'm gonna be like I haven't think a stand on Sunday at 2:00 I'm gonna be there for 90 minutes and you know I'll just be out in the at the con so I come say hey certain smelly Rihanna will be there too she screams in the background but that's okay what else is BOM I'm gonna leave you in someone else's Kara - we're still gonna get the raid in yeah so I'll be streaming again tomorrow we're gonna actually be doing hearthstone tomorrow because there was a new adventure that released sort of like the gem the dollar on heist to me that that there's a new one I'm like please Blizzard has sponsored me again for that I hearthstone is actually a game that I love dearly as is so you know it just kind of works that well yeah we'll be playing some card games tomorrow let me see Who am I gonna oh my gunner raid wolf is actually playing Link's Awakening on switch that's actually a game that also came out when this one did same day so Gosai here the wolf I actually really want to pick this up and switch and play it because it looks [ __ ] class I don't know if I'll do I'll stream that one it looks like a really fun game I've never actually played Link's Awakening writer so I'll leave you in his care anyway go say hey go honk at him I'm sure he'll love that just 3,000 people honking relentlessly yeah thanks for coming folks I will see you all tomorrow have a good one I thank you for all the bits thank you all the subs talk to y'all soon

Channel: RTGame Stream Archive

Views: 178,460

Rating: 4.8658066 out of 5

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Id: kTUmNzyFcXM

Length: 133min 48sec (8028 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 25 2019