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fine I'll take it myself in the other truck but driving either truck requires the commercial driver's license which this supervisor did not have are slash malicious compliance hey there mister read it here welcome back to another episode of our slash malicious compliance malicious compliance is one of my favorite sub reddits and i really enjoyed making this so sit back relax and enjoy the stories we've got three awesome malicious compliance stories we're reading today our first story will you train your own replacement and make yourself obsolete of course I will after that we'll be reading supervisor breaks the rules burns down his life and then we'll be finishing up with take one entitled parent add a dash of malicious compliance a sprinkle of petty revenge it's delicious welcome to our newest subscribers Sharky Moses and Skyhawk and if you're new subscribe now for new stories from reddit every single day will you train your own replacement and make yourself obsolete of course I will on mobile English is not my first language throw away blah blah blah the usual let me first say I have been a lurker here for quite some time and always enjoy your stories especially when you stick it to the stupid bosses this happened some time ago but as I think it would fit here actors names changed obviously we've got Bob who was my boss at the time old couldn't keep up with technology but had been with the company for a long time and so he got to be my boss Hans hero of the story friend from school who works in the same company but in management but in a different department helped me get this job four years prior Caroline co-worker who is not the smartest tool in the shed but makes up for it in work ethic we've got Carl he's a normal co-worker who has worked at this company for about six years and handles most of the old clients accounts as a family and he's very busy and we've got me guy in his late 20s a little geeky and likes computers this was a small company and our team of three were best described as tech support for our clients it went a bit further than that I usually helped with setting up databases and also advised clients from time to time if they would benefit from upgrading their plan etc as normal with tech support we got tickets from the clients and would work away at them one by one I liked the challenging problems and usually tried to work hard at them and it just so happened that Caroline liked the more standard problems and enjoyed doing something she already knew over something new every day nothing wrong with that as you might imagine we too made a good team and had this kind of unwritten rule on who took which tickets when when when when me Caroline company and client until we got a new boss Bob he immediately noticed that I was working far fewer tickets than Caroline I tried to explain to him not every ticket is the same workload but because he wasn't very tech savvy and didn't understand half the stuff I was doing he did not understand also around one month later we got a huge new client and I spend a week on site setting up their databases and stuff that they needed this drew down my month average ticket numbers even further duh if Bob would have only had half a brain cell it could have figured out why now came something I did not expect from Bob he said we need more help on the team and he was approved to hire a fourth member for our team I was excited we all were we had this new huge client and things were not yet running smoothly and anyway our company was expanding fast so this actually made sense and he specifically asked me to basically do the recruiting process and to work the new guy in he might have figured out that he did not have a clue what we were doing I thought which I was happy to do that same night Hans calls me which is weird because Hans is not a caller he has a texture he basically said you should come over to my house tomorrow I have some beers that need drinking so the next day I get to Hans this house and we are just talking about normal stuff we see each other maybe once per month and have a big overlapping friend pool but this time it was just me and him drinking beers no other friends around after some beers he mentioned that he had just updated his resume the day before and that everyone should always have an updated resume on hand do you have an up-to-date resume he asked I felt this was a weird question and had an idea where this was going so I said no but should I is there something you know about that you want to tell me well I am just saying that everyone should have a resume ready but I of course couldn't tell you if Bob thinks about letting you go but I also couldn't tell you if Bob is not thinking about letting you go I thanked him very much for the beers and left shortly after that so I know I am getting fired and I have the suspicion that bob has just asked me to hire my own replacement and train him to do my job so he can take it this is finally where the sweet malicious compliance comes in I fully comply with hiring a fourth member of the team and also pick one best suited for what Bob wants hide ticket numbers so I am thinking a not so smart person with a sloppy attitude that doesn't care if the customer is happy after all customer satisfaction was not important to Bob when he talked about my ticket numbers I get right on it many people apply some good ones but I weed those out very quickly resumes with lots of spelling mistakes and little experience in the sector are the ones I invite for an interview the interview stage is trickier because now Bob and someone from human resources are sitting in with me but I am still asking most of the questions and giving my opinions on the candidates but because I weeded out the good ones when Bob makes a decision it just shows the best of the worst in my opinion not even the best because one applicant was actually quite good but I asked him stupid questions that did not even make sense and when he could not answer them I made him look really bad sorry John I advised one candidate he ends up picking because he will work very fast and will get a lot of tickets done at this point I have another job lined up in four months time but I wanted to get fired by Bob to get some sweet severance pay after two months of training mr. new guy I have just shown him how to do basic tickets which he can do quite well and fast but makes a lot of mistakes with and have let the hard one slowly build up Karl notices and as he would be the only one after my firing to be able to handle them I let him in on what I was doing as chance will have it he had just gotten an offer from another company and since he also did not like Bob he already decided that he will take the offer but said he could sit on it a few weeks and time it with my firing for maximum destruction then I tell Bob I am done working in the new guy and a week later he tells me he sadly needs to let me go because my numbers had not gotten better he actually used against me that I had not been doing that many tickets while I was training the new guy how dumb can you even be Bob he also wished me a lot of luck in finding a new place to work at with my work ethic this had been the day I was waiting for and I just thanked Bob and reminded him of the four months worth of severance pay I was owed now and also two months worth of vacation I had not taken and carried over and was now entitled to get paid out as I am heading out I tell Carl what had just happened and he opens his drawer with the signed two weeks notice and walks into Bob's office my girlfriend had vacation time left and we decided to leave for a four week holiday to New Zealand the next week I proposed to her there as the saying goes spend one-fourth of your severance on the engagement ring I started my new job one month after returning from New Zealand and even got a nice pay bump and a good boss I made sure to think Hans again and he kept me in the loop on how my old department went down the drain very quick and bob was let go some time later when that happened they actually approached me for taking his job and I declined but that would have been the oldsman forget you to him about five years later last year I started a company together with Han doing much of the same thing but in a different city and so far it is going very well next up we've got supervisor breaks the rules burns down his life just a quick intro before I begin I'm posting this here instead of one of the revenge subs because even though the consequences this individual faced were amazing they came about solely through his own decisions and actions in fact I warned him not to do it but once he set his course I followed his instructions to the letter now my story it's a long one but worth the read I think several years ago I worked as a local delivery driver for a steel processing plant we would take stock units of plate and structural steel and process them into parts our customers could use some processes such as painting would go to a third-party vendor and then come back to us for shipment to the customer I worked on a set routine delivered to the paint shop in the morning and bring back the orders painted the day before while that trailer was being unloaded I would hook another trailer and deliver finished orders to a customer about 70 miles away from the shop this delivery had a heart appointment time of 2 p.m. and I could not miss it when I returned after making that delivery I would finish the day with short deliveries or pickups as needed and then go home it was an easy stress-free job as long as I stuck to routine and made my appointments on time communication between departments was poor though and it disrupted the entire process for example the scheduling department might think a certain production run had been finished and was gone for outside processing when in reality the production department hadn't even started the order yet I spent a lot of afternoons driving around in an empty truck chasing phantom orders that I knew I had never delivered because some office drone wanted me to check and make sure or running hot orders out to vendors that were overlooked during my morning trip enter my main antagonist one of the first shift production supervisors I was constantly butting heads with him because he forever tried to hold up my truck for last-second add-ons this wouldn't have been a big deal except that they almost always interfered with my 2:00 p.m. delivery the only one I had to be on time for I kept explaining that I could do his errands in the mornings or afternoons but he couldn't mess with the middle of my day he was arrogant and condescending with everyone but he took a special dislike towards me because I wasn't in his chain of command and wouldn't bend over backwards to accommodate his wants it didn't help that my direct supervisor was a milquetoast little man that avoided conflict at any cost I ended up taking a lot of heat from this production supervisor even though he couldn't really punish me for meeting my other work obligations things finally came to a head when the supervisor came up to shipping with a large order that needed to go to paint I was about to leave for my 2:00 p.m. customer and told him sell but I had room left on the truck if he wanted to load his parts on I would deliver them on my way back for my primary delivery this wasn't good enough for him these parts were behind schedule and had to get painted immediately if I delivered them in the afternoon they wouldn't get painted until the following day which would put him further behind to top it off this order required a special marine grade paint that had been mistakenly delivered to our company location instead of the paint shop and it all needed to go ASAP we began our usual back-and-forth I had a delivery appointment I could do what he wanted but I couldn't do it on his schedule after a heated conversation where he delved into rudeness and name-calling of a nature unbecoming of his position and he said fine I'll take it myself in the other truck in addition to the tractor trailer that I drove we had a smaller delivery truck on-hand for occasional use he decided to drive it on the down low loading up and heading out without telling our shipping department this would have been a grand idea but driving either truck requires the commercial driver's license which this supervisor did not have I pointed this out to him to which he replied that he was only going up the road and everything would be fine I pointed out that he didn't have a hazardous materials in horsemen to transport the paint again he was just going up the road and I needed to shut the hell up write him out directions to the paint shop and get out of the way since I was totally useless anyway so did just that and wrote him out a perfect set of directions turn-by-turn how is that malicious compliance well this paint shop was about 30 miles up the road but I knew and he didn't that about 15 miles up the road was a d-o-t way station that always has at least two state troopers inside and at least one of them was a commercial enforcement officer the truck this supervisor wanted to drive wasn't equipped with an e-zpass transponder that would allow him to bypass the scale and I knew given has already demonstrated ignorant that he wouldn't know that he was required to pull in I figured he would blow right past that and one of those troopers would put down his coffee long enough to chase him down and find out why to my great delight this is exactly what happened the troopers saw him drive past and pulled him over then they escorted him back to the weigh station for a thorough inspection for those unfamiliar the transportation industry is highly regulated some might say it's over regulated but any one that makes it a career knows it's best to follow the laws or face some serious consequences the supervisor didn't know any of this and was like a lamb to the slaughter the d-o-t inspector ripped him to pieces among the biggest infractions he was cited for no commercial driver's license $2,500 fine up to ten thousand to the company misdemeanor charges 90 days suspended driver's license NOAA hazmat endorsement no documenting paperwork for the hazmat no place cards identifying the vehicle as carrying hazardous materials $50,000 fine to the company and even more depending on the consequences as a bonus when the trooper escorted him back to the weigh station the scale master saw him talking on his cell phone the dude was making a panic call to the company manager using a handheld device is also a big no-no that's another $2,500 fine ten to eleven thousand dollars to the company the truck was put out of service at the weigh station until it had all that was required such as hazmat paperwork and a driver with a valid license the supervisor wasn't allowed to leave himself until someone came to get him needless to say he lost his job immediately I suspected that what happened so I hung around the shipping office after my afternoon delivery I got to witness his walk of shame as he was escorted out of the building I was never officially told just how much his fines were but an educated guess puts it at thousands to him personally and potentially close to $100,000 to the company I do know the company tried to sue him in civil court to recoup their losses although I don't know the outcome I left to take another job shortly after I figured that even though I wasn't the one at fault my role in the fiasco wouldn't be looked upon in kind fashion the best part though was that after months of watching him swagger around wearing a big cowboy hat I was the one that got to swat it off as a head edit I'm glad so many appreciated this story I have just a few clarifications to those saying I had a greater responsibility to stop this clown I left the building before he did for all I knew hey listen to my advice I didn't think he would but I didn't know that for sure until after the fact the route I gave him was the only reasonable way to go MapQuest or GPS would have given the same directions second management was terrible if he had gotten away with it they would have praised him for doing whatever it takes to get the job done remember I'm just the delivery boy my opinions and knowledge didn't matter lastly my direct supervisor was there for the conversation he understood the possibilities and as my superior it became his responsibility to deal with it he preferred to resolve conflict by avoiding it frankly I think he was tired of the BigDog attitude and happy to see this guy get what he had coming and our final story of the day take one entitled parent add a dash of malicious compliance a sprinkle of petty revenge it's delicious just to start this out using a child to get revenge on the other parent is a horrible thing to do too often people forget that the child is the most innocent person when parents split up do not take your anger for them out on the kid now that that's out of the way let's move on to the story shall we my ex is the very definition of an entitled person she fakes a disability to get a check has never worked a day in her life and has always expected everything in life handed to her now all that being said I hold none of that against my son it isn't his fault that I stuck it in crazy additional life lesson don't get with crazies when our son was born her bubble of spoiled rotten extended out to him for a while I didn't blame her she wasn't ever supposed to be able to carry a child to term and I wasn't supposed to be able to father anymore I had had a vasectomy after my third son was born so yeah got this one tested and yes he is mine but as always happens with entitled people it was never enough and eventually we split now I pay a healthy amount in child support more than the courts would actually order and I pay on time every time it's enough that even after food clothes and other expenses she still has plenty left over to spoil him even if it's not up to her once recently she began to complain about the fact that when I buy him presents they always stay with me I have him three days a week but she wants his entire toy stash to go back to her house during her four days I refused she continued to complain and I fumed about it to my new wife and a plan started brewing I agreed that from now on I would send half of what I got him for holidays to her house and it could all stay there she was proud of herself Easter was coming I had already bought my normal bounty mostly consisting of outside toys I had water guns balls bats a giant outdoor bowling set and a liberal sprinkling of candy I went shopping again this time with my wife no outdoor toys this time knowing she would not take him out to play with them no this time I went around that would suit her musical and artistic child he loves playing outside in the dirt by the way she just can't keep up with him when he does I went musical loud and is obnoxious as I could find a recorder noisemakers laser guns that made a dozen different sounds and enough candy to put a bull moose into a diabetic coma enough to equal the dollar amount I spent on his original basket every bit of that went home with him after he had a nice long day of running around outside happy as a clam she of course was thrilled seeing the volume her little prince was getting a quadruple Easter my parents also gave him a basket hours later I was informed that she didn't want me sending things home if that was the kind of toys I was going to bring him he was running around the house screeching through the recorder powered by a combination of chocolate and Pixy Stix he absolutely loves the recorder it's not so bad when you let him play with it outside that's all for now but don't be blue I'll be back soon with more stories for you remember to listen to mr. reddit every night so your dreams will be 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Id: Smt3e22CaK0

Length: 21min 14sec (1274 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 28 2019