r/Prorevenge Ruin My Job? I'll Ruin Your LIFE!

welcome to our slash pro revenge where op completely ruins the life of his workplace bully our next reddit post is from lincoln fort as a teenager i got a part-time job as a lifeguard at the biggest pool in the city if not the province i was a hard worker and over the years i had every certification that i could get over the summers i'd often work on nearby beaches one year these rural beaches had a really hard time keeping staff so they'd ask people from my pool to work there it just so happened that my parents had a cottage on one of those beaches so i said hey i'd be interested in working one of those middle of nowhere beaches it'd be peaceful and i could come home on the weekends if i wanted to i took the job which was about four hours away from home for a 10-week contract i was a lifeguard instructor trainer i would certify people to teach other people how to train lifeguards at the time of this story i was one of the youngest people to have the certification most of my co-workers were going into their second year of working on this beach and frankly their second year of being a lifeguard it was going to be my first year working in this area and basically the head manager told me look it's your first time working out here we need someone with your experience we can't give you the beach captain position on paper but we are willing to pay you at a beach captain rate plus extra for your certifications also you can fill in his beach captain on days when others can't as far as we're concerned you're an alternate we don't want to upset the locals more than we need to be advised though you may need to work at a few other beaches out around there hmm more pay and fewer responsibilities yeah i guess i could take this one for the team here's what you need to know about this place the area is incredibly naturally beautiful it has one of the best drives on the continent and it's in one of the top 10 islands in the world mountains on the left endless oceans to the right and beaches everywhere it's also one of the poorest parts of the country and some communities have a mob mentality when outsiders come to work here for the most part my co-workers liked me and appreciated my experience except for one beach captain who we'll call maggie every employee went to a training camp retreats district managers went for five days beach captains went for four days and general staff went for three days i was only asked to show up for three days as general staff i did my thing met my new co-workers maggie rubbed me the wrong way and started calling me rookie and then she left it turns out she was graduating high school and had to attend prom she didn't want to do all the training because of all the after prom parties okay that's weird i'm waking up at 7am to do a 10 kilometer run with everyone before breakfast and you're passed out after a night of drinking i'm annoyed but if i could pull it off i might do the same so no biggie how could maggie pull off getting out of mandatory training you ask well she's a family legacy once upon a time her mom was the beach captain and she now runs a local pool in this middle of nowhere town if you were certified as a lifeguard around here then you had to go through her maggie's sister had previously been the beach captain then the district manager and recently retired from the service and went to nursing school maggie was the next in line to do this and she was going to be awarded a scholarship through the lifeguard service for her school of choice at the end of summer they would announce it but it was a well-known secret day one of the summer on the beach starts we're setting up the beach it's just a half day and not many patrons are around we organize first aid kits equipment set up our hut test out our phones etc the district manager arrives to inspect everything he's happy he's a buddy of mine because we were the last stop on his beaches to inspect so he would hang out with us a few days later maggie's mother shows up and tells maggie to start packing for the swimming instructor's symposium turns out maggie is leaving tomorrow for the dominican republic on her pool's dime for three weeks that's 30 of the lifeguard season she actually tells me see you in three weeks rookie and leaves the district manager and i drop our jaws and wonder wtf why is this only coming out now together we sit down and come up with a new schedule for the next three weeks my supervisor had to fill in some of maggie's shifts and we even worked together a few times it was more work for me but honestly maggie's departure was a blessing i had hardly met her but i doubt that we were going to get along she just rubbed me the wrong way those three weeks without her i had this great feng shui zen groove inner harmony thing going on it was the healthiest mentally and physically that i've been in my entire life of course the lack of negative emotions directed toward me would not last that end of the day that maggie returned literally within the first hour of us working together maggie the beach captain started her day with me by berating me in front of her friends hey rookie do you even know how to do cpr i was watching you at training camp and you were doing it wrong i need you to show me how to do it right now you want me to show you how to do cpr sure no problem you could have asked me nicer but whatever i'll put up with this we have to practice cpr every day anyway then maggie dropped this bit of information on me while i practiced quote incorrectly if you don't have anything under the patient then you have to dig a hole in the sand that doesn't make sense but whatever it's not like i'm an instructor in this or anything or have a basic knowledge of physics that pushing on sand is not the same thing as digging the whole day consisted of maggie calling me a rookie and being pointlessly rude in her critiques of my life-saving skills and of course it wouldn't be a good work story unless someone stole someone else's lunch so one day i said hey maggie is that my lunch in your mouth right now oh was that your lunchbox well it wasn't your lunchbox was it um i'm the beach captain you can't talk to me like that this would become our daily routine on our shifts together i began packing a decoy lunch with half eaten items or empty wrappers this gave me the opportunity to hide and then eat my real lunch without her bothering me by week 4 it was our mid-season evaluation there's two parts a physical evaluation and a professional evaluation the district manager does the physical and it's straightforward all employees show up at the beach before it opens you run four kilometers swim 600 meters paddle two kilometers etc apparently i embarrassed maggie i was the most improved from the start of the season to the end of the season i was already in the top 25 but now i was physically one of the top 5 maggie however had gotten worse a lot worse she was mediocre and had originally scored in the top 50 percent but now she was one of the worst guards physically in the bottom 10 percent her times were all substantially lower but luckily for her it's not all physical there's also the professional evaluation the beach captain who works with you the most writes up your evaluation you get a score out of 50 you get graded and short notes are written to explain your score at the bottom there's a recommendation section on what you need to work on one of the other beach captains who tolerated maggie wrote her evaluation and it wasn't all bad of course maggie was the one who wrote my evaluation despite only working with me a few times i didn't get to see it which is normal and when she was done writing it she passed it to the boss once it was handed in the district manager pulled maggie and i aside he ripped up her evaluation in front of us and said maggie this isn't a real evaluation you gave him all zeros your notes are incoherent and in the recommendation section you told him to leave and never come back this is not acceptable i've worked with op more than you have so i'm going to write up the mid-season evaluation maggie breaks down in tears plays the victim that the outsider is taking her job and she's just protecting herself the manager's not buying it but ultimately he does go easier on her temper's cool and i get a modest review with things to improve on right away i knew this would happen again and i would need to make notes to defend myself i have a reputation that i need to protect things got weirder after this aside from her constantly calling me rookie my notebook was getting filled with highlights that included she stole my quote rooster ketchup with a green top and lathered her hot dog with it only to then get upset with me and she wrote me up for poisoning her with hot sauce though really she just stole my sriracha she took her top off in front of me and in full view of kids because she had to air out the girls she went on a walking patrol down the beach for two hours only to end up hanging out with her friends drinking on the beach and having a fire which is a double no-no she called her dealer to deliver joints to her while she was on guard not even discreetly i took the time to teach some junior guard some basic stuff once the class was over she went up to all the parents and told them that i taught them all incorrectly and that it was actually done this way instead on a particularly bad day she berated this middle-aged gentleman with down syndrome who normally brought her treats because he didn't bring her treats on this day things were cartoonishly stupid why would someone act this way turns out she was also bashing me to the other guards they would regularly inform you of stuff like hey just so you know maggie told me that you hit someone's car with a hammer obviously you didn't but heads up she's telling locals about it what did i get myself into this is ridiculous my summer paradise at the most beautiful place on earth is ruined by a succubus leeching off of inner peace i was at my end this isn't worth it i want to go home i was being belittled by an entitled brat and i don't need this as much as they need me i decided to go sleep it off and then think with a clear head in the morning fast forward to 5 30 a.m and i hear huh what's happening op answer your phone i've been calling you all night why are you naked that's gross you have to work at the beach further away today i've got an appointment that i've had scheduled for months and i can't change it you need to go there because i won't be back in time wait what's going on why is maggie in my house right now i thought to myself as i jumped up to cover my nakedness with whatever i could find i raised my voice and got her out of my home as quickly as possible and i said to myself that's it i'm done this is not worth it i called my district manager and told him the rundown of what was happening lately initially he thought that i might be embellishing the truth a bit because it was all so ridiculous he tells me that if i go to work there's two weeks left in the contract and he'll make sure that maggie and i don't work together anymore as long as i can stick around later on i was begrudgingly working at the further away beach and i got a call from the district manager op i owe you an apology i thought you were making this stuff up maggie just called to report you for being naked and yelling at her as she explained this she admitted to just walking into your home what do you want me to do about this so i asked the district manager which beach captain or alternate has worked the most with maggie this summer oh hmm looks like it's you by a fair bits is she allowed to do my end of season evaluation no because of what she did with your mid-season evaluation we've decided that i would do it personally again okay great so who gets to do hers then well you can guess where this ended up as luck would have it maggie and i got to work together one more time due to someone being sick the whole time she was telling me i'm gonna make your reviews so bad you're gonna wish you never came here rookie at that point i just smiled the summer may have its last on but this will be the end of you maggie writing up maggie's end of season evaluation was a secret between the supervisor and i the rest of the staff were unaware of this so i took advantage of the final days of summer by asking the staff what's the weirdest thing that maggie did to you this summer here are some highlights maggie sold the attractive lifeguards car keys at the end of the day to keep them around because she was flirting with them he had to go straight to the hospital after his shift to visit his mom gradually over the course of a day she spiked the 16 year old lifeguard's water bottle with vodka he'd never been drunk before and he had to drive home after hours she went to a lifeguard girls night out and she skipped out on the bill no she was not invited again after that so i'm writing up her end of season evaluation i'm smart about it i grade reasonably well with things that to her credit she was good at she improved her swimming skills which is something after all but everything else i avoided giving her a 0 or a 1 as much as possible to avoid making it look like i was purposely out to get her and more than just grading i'm providing written documentation to back this up i've got my journal of hellish maggie moments my co-workers experiences with her and i've been smart enough to make copies of notes left by customers and my coup de gras recommendation for next season was i recommend not to re-offer beach captain status or alternate beach captain position next season i recommend awarding the scholarship to someone else not long after this i get a call from the big boss who isn't aware of my situation with maggie op i've known you for a few years i'm reading maggie's end of season evaluation and there's some serious allegations here her family will likely rebuke this and make it a problem for my office not giving her this scholarship sounds harsh do you have any documentation to back up any of this do you really think that she deserves this well sir ultimately that's up to you here are my notes and time stamps from the entire team feel free to call any of them here's the footage from my trail cam of her breaking into my home at 5 30 in the morning here's the contact info for the gentleman with down syndrome whom she berated and here's all the complaints that patrons have made about her oh hmm this is bad well thanks for being so thorough with this well word got out to her that she would not be receiving her scholarship instead it went to an incredibly nice hard worker in another district maggie's mom complained for a while about out-of-towners taking all the jobs but then she heard how maggie treated the gentleman with down syndrome maggie may have been the town's princess but that man was a salt of the earth and immune to any harsh treatment needless to say maggie did not come to the yearly conference the next year i was knee-deep in my actual career and i didn't re-enroll in the lifeguard service but i did offer my services as a substitute one of the guards i liked last year called me to see if i could sub for them for a weekend i decided that i would do it as long as maggie wasn't working he laughed and said no but she is on staff as a regular lifeguard well maggie wasn't working but her cousin was uh oh this can't be good our first interaction was kind of amazing wait is your name op uh yeah and i prepared myself to receive a day of harassment oh man you are awesome maggie and her mom hate you they're so mean our family hates them she's so entitled and she makes us look bad you're like a legend around here well that's a change of pace from what i was expecting we became friends over the course of the day and she explained to me that maggie thought her scholarship was a sure thing her mom had pulled strings for her to get it and it fell through so she never saved any money for school maggie's plans of getting into nursing didn't work out maggie's mom took a lateral promotion in the life-saving world the new position didn't last and she was laid off only to go back to her old pool as the assistant to the person who took over her job she wasn't able to pull any more strings after that last time i checked maggie went to community college and took a less expensive course with the plan of eventually jumping over to nursing when she saves enough money unfortunately for her the instructors weren't crazy about her better than you attitude and she was kicked out of the course sometime in her second year last time i saw her she was working at the summer ice cream stand by the beach that i visited on a lovely vacation to one of the most beautiful places in the world the most frustrating part of the story for me is so obviously opie knows how to do cpr so if maggie comes up and she's like oh you're doing that wrong then if opi's doing it correctly then she has to just make up like completely bs reasons for why he's doing it wrong so she tries to say that if you want to give someone cpr and there's nothing underneath them you have to dig a hole underneath them so like imagine some kid is drowning on seawater because seawater is in his lungs and he's slowly dying and some lifeguard who bought her bs takes the time to dig a hole underneath this kid's back in the sand which itself i would assume i don't know cpr but i would that would have to make it worse right because when you press down if there's a hole underneath the patient's back in the sand then that would like cause their chest to give so you put less pressure on basically that would just make it so you put less pressure on their lungs right which would make it less effective i imagine do any of my viewers out there actually know cpr because i would love it if you could comment on this because based on my kind of rudimentary knowledge about cpr this would have to be a bad idea on multiple levels right and then and then to top it all off how entitled and stupid you have to be to break into someone else's house and they get mad at them because they're naked it's like lady i'm asleep at 5 30 a.m in what sounds like some sort of tropical location so of course i'm gonna be naked because it's like 90 degrees here and you're gonna report me for that after breaking into my home what are you nuts that was our slash pro revenge and if you like this content check out my patreon where i publish extra episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 18min 37sec (1117 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 12 2021