r/OopsDidn'tMeanTo {4}

we're back at it again on unsolicited picks the subreddit yo when do you work next well i haven't worked there in over a month i moved oh my god okay nice pick oh oops i didn't mean to send that uh where you moved to haha oh my homie you didn't mean to send that you sure so y'all already know on this subreddit all the images are censored for privacy reasons you don't want to identify somebody or anything like that but the person who sends you this image did a really bad job of it you can kind of still get the idea of what's happening or what he's holding and what he has it looks strange like it looks really strange like the top is weird it's weird why would you send this to somebody especially someone who isn't romantically involved with you and is willing to look over the fact that you have a weird ew you always look ashy and sick like put your lowercase don't send me or anybody else oh my god why are you doing him like this why are you doing my match like this i didn't mean to send you this i'm sorry i'm out like look bro you left yourself open nude you left yourself open why are you sending people your stuff who don't want to see it and now this woman's going to give you a complex because she's going to write paragraphs about how bad she looks that is so awful what's a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist got in common oh god this is either gonna be hilarious or gross there's no middle ground what they can both smell the goods but they can't eat it unlike me nine days later hey look i'm i'm sorry about that my mate took my phone and didn't tell me anything you had nine days nine and that's what you could come up with that was all your brain power was like yo my friend had my phone no bro who would believe that who will believe that you told that joke because you thought it was funny and it just came out gross you need to own that don't throw that on your friend nudes uh-huh who do you think you are what oh i think you got the wrong guy mal what oh shoot sorry that was my cousin jakers alrighty well bye okay really what what type of name is jakers hey want to come over for a quickie no i'm sorry that was rude and straightforward plus you know i'm a little drunk and my buddy thought it'd be funny to type that i truly apologize ah yes the old my friend trick this ain't my first rodeo kid just arm to the fact that you wanted to screw and if i said yes you'd be all over it no seriously my buddy typed it out i'm not lying i'm more of the get to know someone first like that makes you special everybody does that everybody gets to know someone first before they get intimate anybody who's actually looking for legitimate relationships do that you're not special you're just a creep who wanted to have a quickie i don't want a relationship i just want to eat [ __ ] whoa did i really post this sorry i don't remember posting this but for real if you liked it you know actually i was hacked it seriously looks like this man posted this and then like quickly right after made all of these messages actually he did he made the post at seven hours and then all the other texts are at six hours he waited an hour didn't get the attention that he wanted and then acted like it was a mistake do people who post stuff like this really think it's gonna work out for them like a bunch of hot women are gonna jump into their dms and be like oh my god i i just i just want your face between my legs bro i'mma throw this phone away it's saying i'm doing stuff when i'm not or my account got hacked but i really doubt it i don't know the story it's with snapchat i don't want to know the story it's probably because this man did something he probably did something weird and ill-advised probably hitting up all of his female friends and asking which ones have boyfriends or something like that and now it's acting like his has his own intelligence and is just choosing to be weird on snapchat no bro everybody can see through this it's mad transparent just open up to the fact that you were being creepy and that you're being horny at 3am yo my dumbass went to microcenter to buy hella parts and forgot what car i bought dude i get it you want to upgrade your pc but you really shouldn't spend your rent money on pc parts to be honest i'm just saying that's not fiscally responsible in all seriousness though i don't know this guy's lifestyle i don't know what he works at i don't know how much he earns but people who actually do earn a lot of money are either discreet about it or just extremely low key because they have nothing to prove they can go home and sleep in their bed knowing that they have no bills no debt and no problems while you're over here trying to figure out ways to show the world how much money you got those people who actually earn a lot of cash aren't even worried about flexing but hey i applaud you on your creativity you probably sat in that audi for a solid 30 minutes trying to find the right excuse for this picture to be on your twitter just saying oh my god how many times are we going to see an exchange like this people who start conversations with do you want to have sex must be socially awkward it has to be you have to have a low social intelligence to think that's how you enter a conversation especially with someone that you want to build a relationship with and it seriously doesn't help that you back out of it like a little [ __ ] because she had the audacity to say no and say that you need to you know go on a date first or talk about anything else maybe build a little bit of rapport i don't know maybe i'm crazy maybe the way that i've approached relationships in my past are completely wrong and maybe i should do what this guy is doing and just enter conversations with my workout [Music] do not post that here's the thing i know that you don't want a relationship but can we at least screw i beg your pardon oh my god i'm so sorry i swear i did not say that i'm with a friend i'm so sorry i beg your pardon i swear i was driving home with my friend he had my phone i don't know that this is what he was doing i'm so sorry i swear i would keep up the conversation just to see how long this story would go and then ultimately when he would get tired i would copy all of it publish it into a book and become a millionaire accidentally cropped his shirt too short but be free here we are who are you fooling nobody here definitely not me like seriously we all know that you cut your shirt all the way up to your armpits because you have tea cup titty disorder and you're trying to be cute with all these crop top shirts that show like kind of the underboob but i hate to break it to you that only works for girls who have medium to large breasts and funny enough you actually did crop it a little too short because even if you did have larger breasts they would be fully out at this point like you didn't even do it right stepped out in this at combat iron apparel shirt forgot it was a bit see-through hashtag hide your husband you knew it was see-through when you left the house lady you could have put a brawn or an undershirt but you didn't you didn't do that you walked outside like that you took a picture in the car like that because you like attention and you're over here saying hi to your husband who wants to marry you you're you're so low-tier because you're looking for sexual attention online to make up for the fact that you get none of that in real life when you're doing the washing and your friend takes pics of you on your phone might have to get her to take more of them often wow your friend not only zoomed in on your ass but made sure you were right in the frame made sure that you looked nice and attractive that that both the shadow and the light made sure that you looked good that complimented this entire image it was all by accident it was all as a joke and yet you hashtagged booty pic in the actual post i know i sound like a broken record but really who are you fooling i really hope that your followers and your friend pointed you out for this hey lindsay would you go out with adam no just kidding good do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend nope do you want one i sure do me i barely know you sorry i was just kidding wha was this the same guy like what it's so sad because he's just like do you want to date me do you want to date me i bet i'd be a good boyfriend and she's like bro i've only known you for two days like that is more than funny it's just extremely perfect like this dude is going to be sitting here staring at his phone asking himself why this girl he's only known for probably a week doesn't like him romantically and it's gonna rack his brain for a bit and hopefully he's learned something from this maybe next time you ask out a girl that you've known for maybe a month i was messing around with the portrait mode and my neighbor's black lab puppy ran by the window so here you go is the black lab running in the sky or is your window just above you because it looks like it looks like you're looking off to the side and above the wall almost but me trying to figure out whether or not this is a real image is pointless because you got 16 likes and it's clearly fake you stood still while you were looking at a black lab like oh this is this could be perfect i'm looking away i'm so cute right now maybe i'll become a model oh my phone is at it again sending lots of old messages sorry peeps this is new blaming the phone so the phone's acting up just sending messages to people it somehow gained sentience is like i'm going to ruin this guy's social life by sending his pic to as many women on his contacts list as possible whoops wrong person this was meant to be sent to the boys anyways how's you uh no no just uh no like no special weirdos oh my god these images aren't even provocative they're just they're just flattering pictures that's all that they are and yet you're gonna use your two-year-old as an excuse for the reason why you took them or how they came about right this is me catching my two-year-old sitting on the table with my phone again send help so you somehow managed to get your two-year-old's attention for just enough time for you to pose in such a way and for him to have immaculate like stability with his hand so the picture wouldn't look fuzzy that doesn't make any sense just say that you want to take a picture like oh my gosh look at me with my green shirt and then you did the same thing with the other one too my two-year-old with the camera yet again your two-year-old can't do that stop lying oh my god is it like me like when your phone's tweaking and it takes random screenshots of brandon you got called out didn't you you screenshotted somebody's messages on snapchat and they aren't having it huh and now they're airing you out to all of your other friends and now you have to play it off like yo it was just my phone screenshot and stuff by accident no no no you got caught this is my this is a thing working picture i was experimenting with my phone's timer option it looked as if i was working and later on i checked my phone and i found this one i wasn't planning on taking pictures to post to be honest it was just me playing around for a bit the funny thing is is i actually kind of like this picture oh just because you like the picture right couldn't be anything else all right all right okay the picture's gone tell me right now everybody in the audience tell me right now what color was her shoes what color were her shoes you don't know do you they were blue because you were looking at her titties the same reason why she chose this picture is the same reason why you were distracted and you didn't know what color her shoes were because titties that's why this is me running by the supreme court emailing colleagues as an attorney for the federal government while wearing red white and blue in the nation's capital all unplanned and candid literally living my dream sorry not sorry oh candid huh who the [ __ ] took the picture oh i forgot i'm naked oops and like that we've reached the peak we we have hit the summit of just oops i didn't mean to you forgot that you didn't have clothes on it's either that you have a room temperature iq and you just simply don't know whether or not you're wearing clothes or you're just trying to make up and cover for the fact that you're a hoe on snapchat so what is it going to be stupid or hoe what's up everybody it's your boy ayloris aka panda daddy and we haven't made an art slash oops i didn't mean to since 2018. i seriously don't know why i stopped doing it it's a lot of fun it's super funny and if you guys enjoy it i'll continue to do this subreddit and if you don't know what i'm talking about because you're new to this channel go ahead and subscribe fam what you doing watching videos and not subscribing and if you're old make sure you hit that bell is going to get these notifications every time seriously go ahead and click that bell we need to make 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Channel: Ailurus

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Id: w6H_MPrSC4Q

Length: 13min 13sec (793 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 14 2020