r/CringeTopia {11}

so some of you just don't believe that my dog's a vegetarian so i have this set up right now for you guys to see we have this really gross um it's like a beef like dog food and then i have this delicious green salad so i'm gonna bring her out and we're gonna see which one she likes also my dog is very healthy she loves greens she loves her salad and i don't force her to eat her salad it's what she likes come here okay okay so this is bonnie she is my little vegetarian okay no no no no no don't eat that no no no we got salad look salad do we need the salad you pick one no no no no bonnie no teen girls are developing ticks doctors say tick tock could be a factor experts at top pediatric hospitals discovered that most girls showing up at doctor's offices with ticks had something in common they had been watching videos of tick-tock influencers who said they had tourette's syndrome we've seen it before on cringetopia i've shown you the clips of all these tick-tock creators faking tourettes for attention and now impressionable teens think they have tourette's too and are wasting doctors time and resources all because they watch these people online and don't get me wrong i'm not blaming the kids for acting this way they're just emulating what they see online it's the fault of the grown adults who fake having tourette's for online clicks they are responsible for all this goofiness and to be honest i never even considered that this would be an issue i never even thought that something like this could be possible ah this full-grown bald dude is wearing a backpack couldn't be me oh hold up there christine i remember when you used to make vines they were really funny but life comes at you fast because you said this on twitter i know i always try to clap back and seem unaffected by fat comments but being criticized harassed judged online from my weight every single day is generally the worst thing i've ever gone through and i've almost let it ruin my entire life i get how you don't want to be made fun of but at least the thing that you're being made fun of for you can change flaming hot at doritos are only good when cheetos have sold out good morning though ayo loving this rent-free space inside your head can y'all shut up you're owned by the same company please yo i'm down a hundred pounds whatever fat phobic in cell gets rewarded by reddit for fat erasure are you seriously mad that someone got 793 emojis on a website for doing a good thing he lost a hundred pounds that's not easy could you imagine being this mad because of somebody else's happiness i thought you fat acceptance mofos accepted your body you know liked yourself not bothered by anybody else's decisions but every single time you guys post something online it's always coming up against somebody else's happiness somebody else's achievements so which is it are you happy with yourselves or are you guys just haters my new diet as a disabled person you know a lot of people pointed out that he wasn't actually disabled in a lot of ways i believe he is because he's obese but that's neither here nor there that's a whole different debate personally what i think needs to be said is that everyone should give up on this dude they should really stop trying stop sharing your sympathy stop talking about how you're afraid for him because he knows exactly what he's doing he's probably pulling hundreds of thousands of dollars a month in ad revenue and he sacrificed his health for it he's a grown man who's made his decisions i don't think anybody should really be weeping or trying to talk to this dude or talk some sense into it why why why should we care because we all know he certainly doesn't today on r slash nursing we have a post from an anonymous user today i had an overweight patient ask me to spread her butt cheeks for her so she could fart what that very day that very moment that very second i quit i'm never working as a nurse again i'm never working in healthcare again no amount of money would make it worthwhile for me to contract pinkeye in the world's worst way you want to know the difference i'm a classically trained performer with 20 years of theater experience who understands lighting and makeup and costuming i'm also wearing a 100 purple suit and 70 purple trench coat and this guy's wearing something from spirit halloween it's really sad that some of you are so stupid that you can't put two and two together and figure out which one's me either that or you're being facetious which is a waste of my time and i'm blocking you is way better option than giving you a monologue about why you're such a ass you know what i was unaware in all of my many years of being on this moldy rock i did not know that there were hentai car stickers i knew there were edgy car stickers i knew that they were just anime car stickers and bumper stickers in general i just i knew that [ __ ] but i didn't know that there was actual porn stickers that you can purchase for your honda civic it's time for lunch what do you got there deku is that macaroni and cheese oh no it's close though it's tonaroni and cheese oh well okay um it just looks like white macaroni and cheese oh no it has a secret ingredient that makes it different i made it instead of cheese i used toroku semen do you want to try sure hey yo it's your boy aylor it's just letting you know it's not gonna get any better you see you're only uh how many minutes in how many you're only that many minutes in only four minutes yeah take a look at the take a look at the thing at the bottom of your video yeah it's a lot more than that you're about to see some hell and i i this is what happens when i don't post for a month i just save up everything my file just ferments anytime i read or hear of stories similar to this one it's always the same thing these people aren't hurting for money and they're not doing this because they're desperate and they just they need to you know pimp out their baby for for food no no no they're wealthy they got money they have it they are very comfortable they're probably comfortable for a few years if everything goes tits up no no these people are just money hungry they're aware that their weird ass fans would definitely spend 15 dollars to gawk at their kid and they're taking advantage of that they're pimping out their kid for extra money just so they can afford their next vacation home oh [Applause] no was that in public were you at the gym oh oh upon further investigation which is just me looking down at the post that that was the gym that that happened in public and you chose to share that with us why do why do we need to know that all i've ever wanted from yogurt is to know who the cows are apparently um notice how they named all the cows traditionally girl names there's a deep connection between misogyny and consuming animals no one tell her no one tell her just bust her to a farm and let her milk a dude cow it's either she immediately dies because she's actively molesting a cow or she immediately forms a core memory that day there is no middle ground please nobody educate this woman she must learn from experience remember when buzzfeed would make videos of their most popular article they would turn that article into a video and they'll have usually the editor appear in it it was interesting and made for good content i would love to see them try that with this article yeah the comments section of that video would almost certainly be radioactive what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] this next clip shows a young girl acting like she has multiple personality disorder for clicks on tick tock hi i'm funny hey uh i'm z what's up uh um hi i'm all uh oliver hey everybody i'm ben hey i'm elegant wow sorry hello there i am malachi what's up hi um i'm echo hi my name is name is a a hey everyone i know i look like [ __ ] but it's red hi hey everybody my name's siori yo i'm beatrix what's up hello everyone my name is ophelia who in the lego my eggo [ __ ] let this [ __ ] go down why didn't anybody step in and stop this i'm letting you know homeboy that your family and your friends are your enemies cause they let you do this they encouraged it i bet your parents paid for this i used to have 50 000 posts on a [ __ ] really weird small futurama form there were only about 50 posters on the entire board for some reason i literally role played as kiff the frog who was a slave to zap brannigan in every single [ __ ] post i remember that the other posters would say things like post your penis again for me kiff with a picture of zap and i would do it after using photoshop to make my dick green i was basically a [ __ ] sex slave for 50 000 posts i remember on one occasion a girl came onto the board and i really liked her but instead of talking to her like a normal human i tried to pick her up by writing an extensive 1200 word post describing the back rub i gave zach branigan i hate that part of my life almost as bad as i hate the curse this next clip shows a twitch streamer trying her best to get away from her twitch moderator who seems to be following her everywhere she walks see you next time like my friends so maybe tomorrow or sunday uh i'm not sure because i have appointments so i'm not sure but if i have time i will let you know [Music] see you next time okay [Music] dude my grandma died just come over here baby i'm sure you'll feel better when you're squirting and squelching [ __ ] juice on my heart now most people don't watch the live stream function on tick tock you usually just scroll past it but somebody some martyrs sacrificed some space on their phone to screen record this live stream of this young woman playing video games with her foot in the camera and you're going to watch it too all 41 seconds of it chad wait so that he will match anyone who drops 20. which said that he'll match anyone who drops 20 who's gonna drop a 20 gifted for me and wit a 20 gifted about 20 bomb i don't know who's about but i took my 11 year old daughter to get a drink at starbucks we watched an incredibly handsome construction worker walk across the parking lot and into the store do you know what that little girl said to me i don't know what he fixes but mine is broken no i 100 doubt that 11 year olds don't talk like that grown women talk like that grown women like you you probably didn't even say that you thought that and you thought that making this fake story on twitter is going to get you some sort of reaction it just makes you seem very strange this next clip is of somebody trying their best to rap trust anyone with a mop as a head no matter how drop dead they look and i guess you've picked them i guess you should have listened to your mama gone down on your knees and prayed instead of walking around and getting laid and yeah it's so sad that i'm still not over you but that's only because all these guys are pooh compared to you so what's cooking good luck in you must be from brooklyn [Music] oh yeah yeah one thousand five two about me ten years old watch his roblox videos youtuber with 20 subs date a 15 year old girl on discord minecraft player dreamwatcher before we talk about the elephant in the room what's with this trend of weird spelling what is this where does this come from this in weird capitalization of letters i i don't understand but that's neither here nor there what's important to point out is the fact that this guy's getting groomed by a 15 year old girl on discord we all know that this 15 year old girl is a 45 year old man with a voice changer seriously someone needs to tell this kid that that's not something worth bragging about let's find out what the [ __ ] was in that shot glass everyone on twitter thinks we're scared of a negative ratio we started on reddit we were born in the negative ratio molded by it oh female dating strategy otherwise known as the femme cell reddit this subreddit is dedicated to the most touch-starved and bitter women on the planet i swear if you really want a good chuckle go onto that subreddit and pick any post you'll laugh for hours i really love these cool mexican songs does the hispanic community accept me as one of y'all i mean do y'all i mean all my mexican fans out there do you accept this young man woman creature as one of your own because they enjoy your music let me know in the comments down below this next clip shows you how to kill a celebration in less than 10 seconds next weekend a dream will come true a dream oh boy i can't wait to read this it can only be good already for more than 10 years i've been involving in scat starting with just playing evolving over years and recently i ate my girlfriend's full load for the first time why it was amazing up until now i did not ate more than a mouthful i ate my own and hers in small amounts now for some time and since a week i'm consuming one bite from every time i go to the toilet stop it get some help but upcoming weekend that's going to be a dream she will help me and force me where needed to be her toilet for a full 24 plus hours i will consume whatever will come out of her starting from the first moment she has to poop i can poop on command for this reason we've decided that i will also consume all of my poop hey yo what the [ __ ] to be clear i will also consume all of her urine as she will have to have me orgasm at least six times all of my will return into my mouth as well i've been looking forward so much to this moment we have been eating more than usual in days towards it and delay pooping if possible to get most of it out the preparations have been for a long time and i can't wait to get started i'm 36 years old male switch poop and piss have been fascinating me for as long as i can remember i will update this post with how the day went after all is said and done more than willing to answer any questions come on come on baby i just want out you know i'm looking at my timeline right now as i record that was a minute and 19 seconds of hell that took me 15 times to read all the way through without gagging and or laughing and dude this guy's tiny he must be a dwarf sorry i'm not interested in being friends with mitch's midgets piss me the comments under this video have been distasteful disgusting and outright disrespectful i got to feel tits on my face today now for those of you in the audience who are confused about whether or not this is cringe because boobs are awesome they're never cringe just be aware that this post was made on reddit so today i went to my friend's house who's a girl and she's not exactly the girliest girl ever she likes gaming cars and wrestling we've known each other for basically our whole lives so i knew there wasn't any tension she says she wants to try out her new wrestling mat and since i'm a freaking weakling she gets me into a headlock many times and one of those times she buries my face between her tits felt kind of soft oh no could you imagine being this touchstarved that you have to brag to random people on the internet that your face grazed some boobs the way this guy described this entire situation just seems so grimy i am 100 certain that his female friend is unaware of just how he used her that day you know that is hardly something to brag about let alone put onto a t-shirt but i guess whatever you need to cope right 21 babies huh you didn't get the hint after the first 11. my boyfriend criticized me for being on my phone during a movie so i put my phone away and instead just talked the whole time then he gave me my phone back like a freaking pacifier disrespectfully if you ask questions or talk during a movie i'm going to lose my mind i absolutely dislike it when people are watching a movie with me and are constantly asking questions for clarification we are all learning things at the same time your confusion is my confusion so you asking me is only making me upset mexican rapper dan sir gets gold chains surgically implanted into his scalp now don't judge me the only thing that i could imagine coming as a result of this poor decision is somebody yanking all of that out of his stupid head now look spend your money the way you want to i'm not going to tell you that you're wrong for doing this but if somebody jumps you and yanks all of that metal out of your scalp let's just say i'm not gonna be too sympathetic did you know african warriors could see hear and smell over three and a half miles away but after they were made captives europeans diet dulled their senses why does this hotep tweet sound like something out of zoo books seriously this sounds like an animal description straight out of national geographic the fact that people will genuinely read this and believe it and take it as gospel really doesn't shock me anymore at this point and you know what this is actually like the plot to logan the government put something in the food to deactivate your mutation and to end today's video i give you a twitter post if i cheated on you instead of leaving me just understand the fact that you lack something which a man i cheated on you with doesn't find out the error in yourself apologize to me say sorry accept it and become a better man you know everybody is entitled to their opinion i mean i have opinions that people don't like but at least when me and other people face a little bit of opposition for our statements we don't go out of our way to protect our tweets on twitter what's up everybody it's your boy aileros aka panda daddy and i hope you enjoyed today's video and if you did let me know in the comments down below and leave a like if you like the video and if you're new to my channel go ahead and subscribe fam what you're doing watching videos and not subscribing and if you're old make [ __ ] that bells to get your notifications every time i've been gone for an entire month i know i know you guys miss me but i'm back because school has kind of wind down and i have time to create content again and i'm putting out all the best stuff this weekend all the way up until monday of next week and i hope you guys are poised hope you guys are excited hope you guys are pumped and as always gonna thank the patreon supporters that make content like this possible a big thank you to real sparrow benji lofi aversion a sleep queen kagina tazloot the generic fox fur drago scuffy soup viva larue witty username i didn't bought my viewers true benny's big bean burrito knobs uponu d4c kiri the sloth lady laughs a lot isawa zuku destroyer muffy luhu noah vermont john robinson eva katherine taylor hannah and will billy thank you so much for your support it is greatly appreciated and if you want to help support the channel there's two links in the description one of my merch store and one of my patreon both funds go directly to the channel so we can maintain what's happening here and as always stay zesty [Applause] so [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 21min 41sec (1301 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 25 2021