Room 101 S13E03

and welcome to room 101 the show where three guests compete to get their pet heights exile forever to the infamous vault joining me tonight are broadcaster Janet's Terry Porter Explorer Ben Fogle and comedian Greg Davis okay let's have our first category film and television so what winds up Janet about film and television extreme fishing with Robson green that is more economy version of this program now refreshing is a quiet pastime men and women fish and it gives millions of people quiet contemplative pleasure this program is jingoistic chauvinistic it's absolute rubbish she goes more over the world catching loads of unnecessarily large and ugly fish which they line up on the debt and in the process he manages to be rude about whole continents countries it's simplistic swaddle and it's like top gear for fishermen programs I call it shed television I have to admit I quite like it are you riding it there will be people in the audience here and watching at home that have never seen this program so let's have a look at extreme fishing with Robson green please please stay on the line man I beg you stay on the line look at the size of that it's a 500-pound fish blue mom the majority of that footage looked like a man having a fairly difficult poot I would definitely watch extreme pooing with Robson green apparently before Robson green was on board they work and have Abu Hamza presento saved quite a lot of money on tackle there's something I like about his enthusiasm though he seems to really have a brilliant time that level of hyperbole that level of it orgasmic enthusiasm never let ah hmm we're loud dance like that Frank you're very sure the audience well by the way why not yeah just the upper-class version oh you played your last card rather early okay then what doesn't Ben Fogle like about TV and film what I absolutely can't stand is it when the vertical hold goes on the fella can anyone yes multi-channel TV when you have so many channels that you can choose from that you can't settle on one I call me old-fashioned but I grew up in a time when we pretty much grew up with the four channels and that was it now you go on and you have to go through all of the terrestrial channels then you have all of the cable channels then you have plus one then you have three D then you have HD then you have minus one and then just as your wife's about to get in you go into the adult channels engine comes in just as you get to Essex babes it's a complete nightmare now what I like about it Ben is that there is a channel called air six five seven you haven't just made that off of you 534 I think you feel the need to go through all the channels to get to Essex baby you can jump straight to that you know that but you go through them all and then half of them have adverts you don't have to jump back and the bottom line is they're still absolutely nothing to watch but I've got the 3d channel and I wouldn't want to give that up and that's really explore you have to put glasses or video through the whole crew set and it makes you all dizzy yeah but in my flat with the flats kind of looking on each other a bit and I love the fact my neighbors think I'm leading a sort of a Reservoir Dogs lifestyle because I've got about eight mates all in shades in just sitting around in there I mean it must look brilliant the fact that we're watching Puss in Boots is no idea but yeah that would go I could only think we need to go back to a day where less is more we have fewer channels and we just improve the quality overall people don't turn on the television for high quality they want rubbish recycling to the diet you don't eat rich food all the time you want to eat rubbish as well and in your world you're being very if you don't mind me doing the class car here we go again it's a bit dictatorial say oh let's go back to foreshadows and let's not give people Choice it's their human right to have choice you just be saying we don't have male TV and yet you do a show where lots of women sit around whinging at each other all day but when you are going through all those multi channels you do get captivating you get caught up for a couple of minutes and then you move on to the x1 but you don't watch anything but that's the jfets but you just watch a bit you can sit at home right you can just sit at home like this anyway what is Gregg's TV and film dislike it's unnecessary interviews with the public and I'm a big fan of the general public but there are times where we don't need to talk to them I was watching some of the Jubilee footage and a reporter went over to a couple who were dressed from head to foot in Union Jack's at Union Jack hat and jacket and shoes I don't even where you get those from the only question was are you here to see the Jubilee that's the start of the interview and of course of course that's what they're here for and then he went what are you most looking forward to and they were obviously cross-eyed lunatics and they were looking forward to seeing the Queen alright brilliant well that's incisive the interview I swear to you went on for 10 minutes by the end of it he was going what part of the Queen emoji you looking for seeing a hand saw and then we're really trying as well we're we're looking forward to seeing what's up hat she's gone really what color hat might the Queen and she my anger and she might have maybe she let me yellow had shut up if it's good telling time we should just like if a sports person does really well they always take a camera to the pub in that person's hometown right and they're expecting to get incisive commentary about how well this athletes done just because these people live in their town so oh well done Jessica Ennis has done an amazing thing we're here talking to Barry who is a butcher in the same town that Jesse Greenwich happened to grow up in he's never met a Barry what'd you think about Jessica's is amazing he was just um that's good you know you think you've been celebrating for a long time I've done dive junk 30pi see the guy is shut down unfortunately your salary I really was I have to say though I find it a very reassuring that people don't know about stuff because have you ever been in the pub and you're having a conversation you're all really involved and enjoying it and then there's one bloke who actually knows about the topic and it really spoils it so I sort of wrapped myself in the warm blanket of ignorance when I'm watching this and I'm glad we're all ignorant together listening to everyone talk that I want to hear what the audience think about what we're talking about now I want to voxpop from the audience I'm sorry Ben that's just not gonna happen but my point is that's because people don't want to hear experts they want to hear people like themselves talking about things I would say if you didn't get random Vox pops on the telly you would never have got this I friend the zombie Jonathan you're looking good Jonathan just got an awesome facepaint job what do you think I like turtles great zombie good time Cher I'll call back anyway we come to the end of that round first of all I can't possibly put in multi-channel TV or what would I do with my nights and I'm glad that Robson greenies has found a job that he likes and stuff I don't like the idea of him being alone and listless so I think it's it's good and people do like it I think you're right that sometimes members of the public are horribly put on the spot by Vox pops and it needs to stop so I'm going to put interviews with members of the public into room 101 anyway category people what kind of people doesn't bend like people who use suitcases on wheels divided already but just looking at this person makes my heart start pounding these are weapons these are weapons hanging haul them around and up station platforms through airports and they try and trip you up you can't get past them and look how small they are I mean obviously probably most people use one slightly larger than this one here often they really are just about large enough for a pair of pants hey why do you want us to carry our luggage in just you worry it in a bag because just carry it in one of your pocket we can let the home Janice I'm sorry I rather not and if I did not have a wheelie bag I would have put my back out numerous ah I just say you're horrible I have to say I'm totally with Ben on this totally I think civilization began with the wheel and now it's ending with it it's you don't need to put your pants in a little you're talking bag nice fake I can see you're a rugged adventurer and you probably travel for three weeks with you know one pair of pants and you know bare minimum most diverse like choice you've already said you don't like choice in TV channels we like choice in clothes too as well as television and that requires packing stuff in bags that's a little bit sometimes too heavy to carry and also it's putting a lot of people out of work I'd have thought with a surname like yours you'd be a bit more loyal this is what I've started walking around when at the end if you can't beat them join them right this this is my wallet Oh Riley that's it that's how it's getting attend this has been my style for years and I'm gonna stick with it I carry one of these yet and when I'm in a queue this is what I do right so I'm in the queue we move along a bit kick it with your foot kick it's a tradition shuffling along yeah and I love that you don't need wheels they walk right they walk right across you don't think they do yes I've got it also you know that classic moment in The Exorcist where the Exorcist turns up you know that that is a fabulous iconic picture just just imagine oh that anyway what kind of people wind up Janet right what really winds me up is women who want to be treated like ladies and by that I mean women who want men to open doors for them women who want men to stand up when they come into the room or to show them to their seats and that whole selective feminism it really really annoys me okay I thought you were pro-choice I am pro-choice but I think if you're going to be a strong female and you want equality you're not going to get too wound up about with a minute doors for you and if you go on the Underground or going to Train why should a bloke get up for you migrate I don't I don't stand up for women on buses and trains it's borderline for some pensioners they've got me I've got a secret they're in trouble before heyno I know I wouldn't want you to stand up Thank You Jana and I wouldn't ladies you've been on the Titanic and they said women and children first would you have shakedown Patrick iceberg yeah I would old the door open for you any time but I'd also I'd old the door up for Ben and for Greg oh that's fine if you hold the door open for all of us I told the door open for Piers Morgan if it was a trapdoor and he was big this is the other extreme I would say this this is an Australian guy who set up a series of street signs for his girlfriend as she drove home that is genuine as well no nice fantastic Oh what kind of people wind up Greg well it's not people really it's just a man yes I go really reckless the same time in Spain on holiday and it's just this old bloke who really hates me there yeah he's about 85 and he looks like the deceased actor Ernest Borgnine how do you know that he hates you it was quite subtle it started off quite subtly that I would he's always sits on the same corner and the Housewives where I stay his house is on the road for me to get to it so I have to go past his house every time I come down and it started off with just I would drive past he would do this and I thought I dunno you do know that they drive on the right don't you get yeah but I I thought I was being paranoid and all my family would say I know you just you're imagining it but then it escalated so that I would drive pass and I'm not exaggerating I've never said a word to this man I would drive past and just gone to him and II would do this yeah no normal human being does I really hate is it because you're the only non Spanish person in the town he doesn't know I'm not Spanish I've never you can't behave in a way that sounds very Spanish or local you're behaving in quite an aggressive life what should i do I should drive past him with castanets you need to eating some meat and cheese and they'll show you a not just meat miss reading his body language yeah you can't miss read it you can treat this bed usually you find that the Spanish are a very sort of warm friendly I mean I'm basing this totally on the man from Del Monte but a very positive I've done control test Frank I sent a friend down without me right maybe I've gone too far by I heared at the top of the street my friend drove past him and my friend who is very clearly English when beep beep anyway it's god it's awful he's generally just absolutely totally happy with life I've observed him from a distance he's like with his family all the kids Hey look at granddad he's such a great laugh i dr bharti well we did we did try to get him tonight it turns out he's on Spanish television tonight doing putting Greg Davis into room carer uno well I I mean you argue your case well because nobody wants to be hated and I do also I know exactly what Janet means and I'd sympathize with her argument because you do feel the people letting the side down a bit but I feel so passionately and strongly about suitcases on wheels so I cannot go against pin I'm gonna put suitcases with wheels into room 101 let's category okay this is the wild card round so there's there's no limitations now you can pick anything at all that you don't like so what is Ben's wild card umbrellas but it's not just that umbrella itself you know it's people that don't know how to drive an umbrella if that's the term I can use I personally think that when you get an umbrella you should actually have to pass a little license about how to use an umbrella because you'll be walking down the street and shorts of people with umbrellas go flying down the pavement and these pointy bits here poke you in the eyes they they jab you in the ribs and also if you are using an umbrella you get caught in narrow bit especially if you're in the street in London there's trees you have to you pull it down a little bit you get soaking wet you inevitably end up sharing it because I like to share it with with the person I'm with so half of you get soaking wet I don't see the point unless you're Greg size and you can hold it so you're like Jack and the Beanstalk and you can shelter everyone in London which I could do well at one I to my normal method is if I've got me umbrella as I get nearer to people I hold it hi hi hi last umbrella driving yes party Oh touch them but I was doing that and I got home I was being followed by 30 Japanese tourists about 15 years ago I saw something and I thought this will change the world this is this they know it's a game-changer it was the umbrella hat and I'm not kidding you but when I saw it I thought that's the answer isn't it I say that I actually agree with I think that is a very useful piece of kit unpractical I don't about you I play a lot of outdoor accordion it's perfect for and also what what a what about the death when the death wrote and it's raining and they're old they can only do they have to do the first part of the sentence with one hand and then change back with this you can add sign absolutely fluently III really prove that you see III would like to keep those yes I'm glad we agree on that maybe later could we set up a small business to get yeah I think that would be excellent umbrellas for the Deaf biphobia good word where do I sign for my investment anyway what is Greg's wildcard it's some friends who develop new interests and hobbies just really wind me up when you get to a certain age it suddenly someone you've known since you're a kid is suddenly into something just find it I think there should be a cut-off point you're allowed to develop interests up until the age of about 22 and from that point onwards you just stay the same oh yeah cuz I'm into cycling now are you are you into cycling fascinating and I would be a terrible friend for you in that respect because I have had lessons and done hobbies like I've done tango ice skating drawing horse riding meditation I've done taxidermy I've done I've done the yoga Pilates I've done French German I think the moral of this is you can stop drinking but you're never replacing but I believe you should always be having lessons in something at any stage in your life and I've always got a hobby on the go I'm all for people having new hobbies and interest I just want them to never talk to me about them that's it have you got any hobbies no I'm fairly lonely character we got whatever clip this is I think arguably the most marvelous hobby anyone could have come on no you want to hear about a hobby like let me make it perfectly clear to you if a friend said to me Greg I've got a new hobby it's dressing live squirrels in human clothes I go tell me more about it exactly and tell me about the medical treatment you first it's just finding the right hobby it's as simple as that okay what's Janet's wild card I've chosen local news really I'm talking about local news bulletins on the television where the areas they cover are so big like BBC newsroom Southie seems to range from Dover to Eastbourne to Chatham and it almost involves one murder one cat lost somewhere a block drain and a rugby match and you've wasted ten minutes of your time and you know absolutely nothing about what's happened in your area I spent quite a lot of time in Whitstable and the staple diet of the local newspapers is should we have one-way traffic in the High Street and that has been the main news story now for ten years it's amazing our local newspaper when I was the kid was called the smithy telephone and I've no idea why it was called telephone and I remember on Styles onstage in Birmingham and I said I don't know why it was called this medic telephone and this bloke said coz it was from smithy but my favorite thing about local newspapers I don't know these started but it's the idea that every picture tells the story so every photograph has to tell the complete story like people can't read so I'm just going to read you a few local news stories and we'll show the accompanying picture a heavily pregnant woman was refused bus travel because she had too many five pence pieces the whole story there residents are warning that someone will be seriously injured on potholed Road hoteliers complain about noise levels from North Pier Blackpool and man discovers a 21-inch three and a half pound cucumber in his greenhouse anyway we come to the the end of that round and this is a tough one for me because I kind of like all these things and I can't put friends hobbies in because I love obsessives in all kinds and I'm a big hobbies fan and umbrellas I like the whole thing of having an umbrella and having it hanging on your arm and pressing buttons and all that stuff I also really like local news but I admit TV local news can go a bit rubbish so although I don't want to get rid of the newspapers I am going to put local TV news into room 101 that brings us to the end of the show and well done Greg you were the most persuasive guest tonight so you are this week's winner Oh brilliantly when all three of you thank you very much Greg Davis Ben Fogle and Janice as London comes under a biological attack forleo it could be too late last night Silent Witness concludes next on BBC one you

Channel: The2ndBlackHoleBowl

Views: 269,316

Rating: 4.7256317 out of 5

Keywords:

Id: aQ89SMa4vOk

Length: 28min 45sec (1725 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 19 2013