[HD] Room 101 S13E04

welcome to the shell where three guests complete to get their pet heights exile forever to the dark vault that is room 101 joining me tonight our TV dragon Deborah Maiden pop star Paloma Faith and comedian Jason Manford okay let's kick off from shall we have our first category please shopping okay so what doesn't Debra like about shopping q this is people who don't get their money out already until the cut chili says about fifty pounds please and they they look really surprised oh you're going to uh-oh I've got to pay having watched all of their goods come through yeah but it's all right for you Debra you keep all your money in a big pile on the table well if they have to rush through to pack so then they don't have time to get their wallet because that always happens to me ah well you see I'm usually ahead of a cashier and I always I mean I'm that person of course you are see I imagine you're a person is an impatient person who has things to do is that is that fair to say I don't offend me patient but I'm I'm no you don't sound at all in Poteau berry blast about things no no but I am prepared and I just I don't it's not a surprise that if you bought a lot of goods so that they're going to ask you for you but they're money's in there bug yes and it's easy for you because you've got more of it don't mean so it see it's it's easy for you to find you know some people China far can't find me money because I'm I'm on minimum wage he's really competitive I'm just not go for this Funaki bow no it's a good old Edition is not a minimum way to do now don't let that ship all you go I want you I'm ahead of the game I in fact I got to a point where I get annoyed if the cashier when I put my card in the chip and pin machine if they tell me just need to put your number in there oh I know how it works I've got this wrong let's put your number in I know I know what to do I think I don't know it says take it out I'm gonna leave it here was her I think they're both are be outside I wonder if they're thinking that's Deborah maiden in the queue behind us if we took ages to get the money she might say oh I'll time the cashier else don't see sometimes no be like joining out with your pack in you always say no he got alright really even though there's loads of it you got I'm alright and they look at you like you've insulted their skills you know me they look at you like they go okay well let's see how you're manage it triple speed okay what is Paloma shopping height and ugh B oh this is it this is actual item of shopping ugh stands for ugly and everyone seems to like them and their justification for it is but they're comfortable well look at me that does not factor in my system that is not good enough in my book I actually have a rule that if anybody turns up to work for me in these they immediately have will get fired well and how many industrial tribunals have you been taking they make people walk in a lazy way like if you lazily wear ugh boots you might become lazy in every other area so I get your point I don't say it you Scotch are mine now all the time but those clothes when I'm not wearing these I wear those and you're gonna make you us you're gonna hate this Crocs well hold on so you said that that these make people walk lazy and then they become lazy in everyday life that's what you're saying yeah well doc Leverett camera yeah I can't really how many businesses do you run 19:19 businesses okay aside from that well actual proof okay maybe that's wrong maybe that's so your ranking statement but yeah I'm happy to admit that that might be wrong well listen I really I just think that they're really unattractive and ugly and horrible have you actually worn a pair I would never well I thought I feel like like you say you can't judge a man - what time - that's true I think that's only fair yeah trying on please whoever's at home do not freeze frame this and put it in some silly gossip column I hate it already I think they look quite sexy on I find them horrible repulsing they're too hot we got a picture of Raquel Wells looking great in uggs what I look like at home let's talk about comfort I think this could change your mind the new in the new invention is this right it's called a pillow hat there you go can you still hear me now this is that when I was a drinking man this would have been really handy cuz when I used to go to the the urinal in the 1980s yeah I used to start like this I love it I get the same feeling about that as I do about ugly yes no longer dead tell it'll be it's fine okay what doesn't Jason like about shopping it's it's this shop on the high street called lush oh yes even if you don't want handmade soap and you don't want any involvement in the shop the smell from the shop spills out onto the street and not in a good way like Gregg's like you've been punched in the nose by a mango or something I don't know what all the soaps like that fun green fun pink and mango and lime and I just washed me bits I don't leave while I'm a day I mean I'm not in the shop don't know just find the odd I suppose as a bloke I just I grab you know some soap or shower gel 11 and washing it I don't really focus on the types and I don't need it to smell a certain way I don't even I mean I made the mistake have you used that that tea tree that mint and tea tree shower gel of use that no I don't you see I'm a sober man that makes you it's the coldest thing you've ever put on your body in your life honestly it'll piss all right down there it's like a polar bears having a lick were lying it I'm a big soap fan I must say I add apple and laburnum I was using recently what I actually yeah I everything what after that is I actually got a scratch on my back from a bit of branch that was in the salad I do you like that yeah was that's what I tell my girlfriend anyway so um I think that's it for shopping miss Lee well I like fancy soap so I'm sort of I'm drawn to this place and I think women certainly look great in hogs I thought you look great in hogs when you put them on um some fried um I do get annoyed by people that don't have their change ready so I am gonna put people who don't have their chains rattling tomorrow anyway let's sit right next category people what kind of people wind up for Loma this is quite clever this prop and jobsworth that it's a mathematical sign from all that it's more than my Jobs worth Fame that irritates me really it's people who I think are doing their job and they take their power too seriously and there's no like consideration for the fact that your human being the kind of jobs were so I'm talking about like immigration when you you aren't part of that country and they're like really enjoying saying stand behind the yellow line and your foots like an inch over it and they're like please them hand the line ma'am I'm just like traffic wardens they love to do that like you have to move up it's all like sorry but it's my job and that's what they say why are you part they're gonna be like I had jobs with fair barman or landlord well when I went into the pub just to use the toilet like not I just needed a loo I wasn't I didn't need a drink I just thought I'll just used a loo and he said that the toilets are for customers only and I said well I have been a customer here once and I didn't use the loo so I've had experiences with traffic wardens in particular where you've realized that they're being really unhelpful and then suddenly you just go to him mate I'll give you 20 quid and that's all right Wow where's this just being nice sounds like you set down on television for yes and of course there is bribery that is one way around it I think it's a yin and yang thing these people if there weren't people like that who are following rules and are very stiff and unbending then people like you with your wacky colorful anarchic sense what wouldn't exist you need Union Yang you need the bag do you think it's harmful for somebody's foot to be an inch over the yellow line rules is really an inch guess it's not gonna win this round okay what sort of people wind up Jason people in lifts that's why I'm here I don't know what it is I spent a lot of time in hotels or stuff as I find myself in lifts quite a lot it's the only time you say good night to a stranger for some reason you get a ballot you know I've done that twit then you get the bloke on the ground-floor when you go in ooh he goes he gets near mr. buttons and he goes what floor you go you're not in charge of the lift why have you no more right to those buttons than ever you'd be a miserable contestant on character I'll move my own numbers thank you very much the presumption of I don't like it I feel the ones that get me when you waiting to cross the road and you're at a pelican crossing and you've been there for ages and someone comes and presses the button even though it's got white lit up and you've clicked like you're too stupid like you would've just stood there and not press this one already insulting and worst of all is when you haven't press the button I didn't realize how dangerous lifts could be this is that this is a safety instructions diagram a warning people about and it's a genuine thing for taking a wheelie bin into a lift that really happened that is brilliant anyway what is Debra's people choice it's people who say with all due respect because what that actually means brace yourself I've got your get-out-of-jail-free card and whatever I say next you're not gonna like it and I have no respect for you whatsoever that is true they never quantify how much respect you are actually do no but you know it's not yeah you know underneath that it's none doing what the other phrase that gets me is people who say again phrase that mean nothing I just live each day as it comes like we all do the only option is it mean I like to save seven or eight days often and use them all at once I'm amazed Deborah that anyone would dare say this to you because aren't you usually the boss in these situations um well I shall had somebody say in the den just the once very early on and actually somebody say it was a really smooth pitch and it was a you know this really confident guy and I remember just asking him a question or offering it in a way that I kind of doesn't that happen and it was with all due respect and you could just feel the tension exactly that's what happened five dragons all works like that so he didn't get investment and nobody's done it again I used to do that thing for short well I say I think I might be the only person who ever did it and where I'd be ringing up and like one of the few know one of the power companies something complaining about money or and at the end of the comments he'll be really angry over there and there's my fine I want the money back at my counter all right okay love you but ah just told no ever-lovin okay that brings us the end of that round I am NOT gonna put in people in lives because I think it's a they're trying to be nice to you they're trying to press the buttons to help you I think you're the bad guy in this story and Deborah with all due respect I think you're being a bit touchy about people who feel they need to tell you some people are actually a bit frightened however I do agree there are some people that have no flexibility and they can really make life miserable so I am gonna put jobs words into room 101 have to Gary please it's the wild-card category which means there are no restraints no categories you can just choose anything at all that you don't like so what is Jason's wild card it is little cars the hide behind big cars oh my gosh place we got a space we got space are you little chickie Chancellor no I mean there's no reason not to park yeah and then we know you know it made me I made that to make a decision now get here now look great it's even worse when you're the passing you and you go I've seen one I've seen one yeah I know you just look like an idiot to the rest of the car you can't see a car I think that um most of those little cars are better for the environment right um actually I think is the big cause of the problem and more people at little cars everyone would see each other and the environment would be a better play I find parking difficult at the best of times um and I find I failed on I failed my driving test six times so I know oh yeah laugh it up with cry myself to sleep him I remember one of them was parallel parking and he said he said can you put your car between that red car and that blue car and I said no live there I mean why do they do that they could Park it they go well I'd say what I'll just let's find a proper space and we'll walk back if you're bothered you know real life yeah though I do that thing if I park and then walk for the place I'm going and I see another space I always say I could park there yeah that is annoying in a car park why don't they have a system where when you go into the car park you're given a number like in at a deli counter and that is the number of your parking bay and you just drive straight there and pop that's it that's genius angle never get on this that's actually I was just sitting there thinking that seems like a very good idea it's a brilliant idea is it on national TV now then I shall leave you you'd clock out so they'd know that that Bay was was no empty that is a very good idea but you'd have to know where the bay is wouldn't you you'd have to kind of know your car to be it's been numerical order I don't tell you about that particular detail of the iron now this this is the best piece of parking I think I have ever seen Perkin one anyway what is it what is Debra's wild card it is smart casual smart casual how does that work what does that mean on invitations hmm is it smart or is it casual smart casual but actually it's easier for men in fairness than women because it changes according to the group of friends cuz some groups of friends you say smart casual I turn up in jeans with something a little bit sparkly on top and she's wearing top stro sequins you know change it well if you're friends with Shirley Bassey that's gonna happen I've got invited to a wedding a little while ago and it's a dress code fabulous hey what's that did you wear please tell me what you are just do you go tonight I am wearing um what I think is probably the ultimate smart casual they call cord arounds okay I'm gonna show you these these are corduroy trousers but the cord instead of going straight down Easton is horizontal look at that can you see that this is the genuine blurb from the company don't you hate it when vertical cord friction heats your crotch to uncomfortable even dangerous levels why three cord arounds mesh evenly lowering the crotch heat index by 22% okay then what is Palomas wildcard this is the book Fifty Shades of Grey yes Fifty Shades of Grey written by Al James my beef with it is there are a few levels to it and then I'm going to read out quotes to back up my argument I hope you've selected these carefully but basically first of all it's as if feminism never existed the second thing is it's written with the worst English imaginable and then the third thing it's got text messages in it that are just written in abbreviations ah you okay Anna then he says she doesn't reply where are you Anna she doesn't reply damn it Anna I'm not stimulated I think my crotch heat index just went up whoa there are some bits where she says these are the non feminist bits where he says miss Steele you're not just a pretty face you've had six a doctorate for the sake of the fact this is 836 so far and all of them belong to me like what boom how because mine thanks yeah I've underlined so many bit I mean I could teach a course on how rubbish this is I think you should do the audio this what is you're blinded I just had a Deborah Maidan in our saying I'm blind and they say what was it you say it's fifty shades of gray there is this argument though that it's waking things in some people that um but I think there were loads of other books that could have done that without making people feel like they have to get back to nineteen forty's values boom also at the same time what if just like in this instance well I mean that's impossible much from a feminist point of view it's on thin ice because this woman Anastasia Steele she meets this bloke Christian Grey and she basically signs the contract in which she gives him control of her life let me just read this this is the first paragraph of the contract the submissive that's her the submissive will obey any instructions given by the dominant that's him immediately without any hesitation or reservation and in an expeditious manner which is exactly the same Clause that Nick Clegg had in his contact with if the woman showing up going I want to I want to be submissive to you and you being challenged you've been going well can I watch the football first like do it in this book she'd say yeah she'd have to say yes well I think that sounds alright okay so we come to the end of that round and Jason argues very well for the The Annoying car parking but I also think the point that little cars are safe in our lives does slightly blow that out the water by smart casual and I like the excitement of some people getting it right and some people getting it wrong but I do think that the whole concept of Fifty Shades of Grey and that the idea that it's a woke and all these little people in their suburbs is just wrong because there's all sorts of lovely books videos and a whole internet the pinky so I'm gonna put Fifty Shades of Grey that brings us to the end of the show and well done Paloma you were the most persuasive guest at so you are tonight winner so times we must Jason Manford Deborah Medan and Paloma Faith and thank you goodnight I'm traveling a web of Lonnie's and a seat next on BBC one had exposing the shocking truth the Nets closing in with the dramatic climax of Silent Witness and later Minnie Driver Clare Balding and Steven merchants with Graham Norton tonight's at 10:35

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Length: 28min 28sec (1708 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 26 2013