Room 101 S13E08 HD

baby welcome to the show where three guests explain what really wins them up in the hope that I'll condemn said things to the grim environs of room 101 joining me tonight are strictly x' craig Revel Horwood actress Sheila Hancock and comedian John Richardson right then let's have our first category special occasions okay let's see what Sheila doesn't like about special occasions no tears fireworks fireworks but I have to say if fireworks were still like that I'd like them I remember the days when it was just a few sparklers you know and a Catherine Wheel against the shed and rocket in a jam jar but it's those endless ceremonies that go on and everybody goes ooh people actually go who and are your name too aren't you you actually made to do you go to firework displays in Bristol maybe it has something to do with your age darling you've seen it all before your time absolutely right I was a child during the Blitz and I seen no the reason why I should win this round because I had this sad childhood with lots of banging going on well no rush I'll show you what I think is my favourite firework display ever this is from Mexico now you'd pay to see that one yeah okay what doesn't Craig like about special occasion wedding speeches hmm I detest them darling I cannot kiss it through them I think they should be outlawed people get up they think they're public speakers and of course they're clearly not everyone wants to have a go at it and I think they're absolutely dreadful I think if you're going to make a speech you should be an actor or at least have it rehearsed in in some shape or form I think it's absolutely heinous I think well I think you're missing the point I like the fact that they're so bad I love to walk past the best man afterwards who sit in like this heartbroken and just say very gently not as easy as it looks is it another thing is that almost always about the bride and groom let's have a bit of variety let's have a wedding speech about the Industrial Revolution or be far more interesting generally but Craig I would have thought you'd do a brilliant best man speech anyone who can say to Gavin Henson my floorboards at home had more movement than that that's what you want in wedding speeches there's little Robbie Savage your hands were on occasion like soup ladles darling you'd be perfect for it okay what doesn't John Richardson like about special occasions is dancing you don't like dancing I'm sure this is one we'll all agree with I hate it I and I don't mind other people doing it that's fine it's if you say you don't drink people to sell that's fine you don't have to drink but if you say you don't like dancing people pack around you and ply you with alcohol until you so drunk that you do it against your will it's assault is what it is but I hate it I hate the movement of it it's just arrogant walking I don't mind I like I like football I don't have parties and make everyone play five aside lob lob or gun grab my side tackle do you want it on out you must like some dancing that you Macarena you could be easily do the Macarena alright that's for anybody dollars you see this already has become well let's start you off I'm with quite I'm with tried I love the Macarena I'll show you what the Macarena is if you don't mind you must have enjoyed that listen to that they love you Dan what you're missing to have to do like the Kenneth Williams mouth thing when you do what I do what I love is that when you said I want to put dancing in Craig looked across at you exactly like Len Goodman looks at Craig when when you give someone like the three and he goes the most I think you need to have you ever heard any dance lessons no see that that helps I think I add Lombardo lesson and the man said the way to remember to do the Lambada with the hit thing imagine you've got a pencil up your bottom pointing out and you're drawing a number eight on a wall tray I sign all my autographs like that never no but that's I avoid any hobby that starts with lesson one being imagine you've got a pencil I would sign up for all thank you you've raised your legs for money but you must think the dancing is at the center of the universe it's many ways my life so I can't imagine my life without her to be almost well I think you're missing out on an enormous part of life quite frankly I think you're probably one of the dullest people I've ever had the pleasure but there is something I believe it's been scientifically proven that there is an instinct to dance in the human being right back to prehistoric times they danced so why haven't you it's called evolution okay so we now come to a decision time for this round well um John I I'm a terrible dancer and I have sinned it yeah and it is it's very so I'm going to put fireworks into ruin 101 laughter our next catheter friends and family lovely so what doesn't Sheila like about friends and family that people who give me scented candles of course I just wish they wouldn't I have got cupboards full of scented they smell of Rose Marie's bites the most extraordinary mixtures they cost a fortune I actually saw a scented candle the other day that cost 300 pounds and I would rather have the money in I read a magazine article and it said if you have a bath in candlelight with scented candles it's very relaxing so I thought okay I'll try and get some of these hundreds of Kansa I've got and I put them around the bath and I lit them and I had a glass of wine eyes oh oh this is all right and I reach for this oh and I burnt myself look there is the scar caused by a scented candle oh I hate them I bet it smells love us what worries me is that um if you get rid of scented candles you're basically stopping the blind from enjoying candles is that the kind of person you want to be sure yelping the black man let's put a Labradors in room 101 set fire to their hair and things I know people have gone up in flames because they've bent over so the blind will be injured by them they can smell them darling that's a whole point I know but you can't locate exactly where smells coming just because you feel the heat listen I can't worry about they're all the blind I love it I'll tell you why men are running around on Christmas Eve buying scented candles it's because I for one really like them and Christmas Eves the only time you can buy them for yourself and pretend they're a gift just stock up for the year cuz no one buys you scented candles you are weird you don't and you buy scented candles it's very hard I must speak to your toes about your childhood we'll look we've got I've got some scented candles this one is um bacon oh come on I think we've all wondered what it would smell like if Miss Piggy perished in a house fire this is that this one is a bit unusual this is you Reinold cake you know you know you're on or cake is it isn't a cake it's not like another name for their own drizzle it's those things that you get in the urinal sort of you know that stopped germs you know those smelly it's that it's perfect for a romantic evening at George Michael's house I really don't know anything about George Michael so I don't understand that joke okay explain it later you talk to him about his childhood and then of course there's always there's always this is a possibility come up is it hot yeah and it smells of Apple okay well I am it's a it's an interesting an interesting angle I must say so friends and family what winds up John Richardson about friends and family it's all my friends who were settling down you're right to feel sorry for me I'm alone now we made a we made a bond when we were young based on what we enjoyed doing there was no physicality to it we just found people who we like spending time with now they're all having sex and getting married and I'm never going to see them again unless their marriage breaks up in which case they'll come round in tears and I'll be expected to piece them together after years of holidays on my own and I hope they're all miserable I hope they never share a moment's happiness with their partner and now they realize that I've still got computer games at home and lots of beer and it'll still be as much fun as it was before they all got pubes have you considered rent a friend there is actually an organization called rent a friend and it's not it's not a dating agency it's it's I mean it's designed if say I went to Chicago on my own on business I could found them up and rent a friend to hang out with in Chicago that's how it worked and also I I like the idea of working for rent a friend as a friend cuz I think I'd be quite a good friend to stay until 4 a night you might be but I don't think he's where we're going disco no fireworks display it's been banned I'm here darling and I'm single oh I would be too worried that a house was gonna fall on you if we went out in those shoes I find when I the periods I've been single I'm amazed at how much time I have I might you waste a lot of time in a relationship no you do that you spend what 25 minutes a week saying you're right every word and I dollars it's men who go out with dolls but not not in a Sadie way dolls are for proper platonic relationship you're nodding Craig yes I've seen that yeah you've seen it yes yes I have well you can get the very human look I mean though almost as a picture yeah they absolutely love them yeah until they get bored or that those skin starts peeling all this the hair starts knotting and fading no that's real women you're thinking of but people do it for companionship and as I say it's not physical thing like that it's just you know out for a drive and lovely don't go give it a go I don't need you're ready for a relationship yeah even I wasn't ready for this no I'm putting in in the next round so friends and family what does Craig Revel Horwood not like about friends and family yuck house guests and actually this is a perfect example they come round your house you invite them into your home and unfortunately they leave toothpaste spills like that they live long hairs down the plughole which I absolutely detest they use your towel they also do a vast array of things in the kitchen like leaving the dishes in the sink when there's a perfectly good dishwasher right next door to it those sorts of things they occupied too much of your space they spread themselves out around the house like they own it it drives me nuts who are these people that your family family Oh gathers in the audience hello mom yeah actually she does contain this up quite neatly you had to say yes but she does require three towels in the bathroom I only like seeing to day you see this is the thing I never told you that mother and they're not matching towels either do you normally live on your own yes so how often do you have people staying no is that a normal thing yes I have to stay quite a lot oh really well I don't think you'll have any more coming now okay so Sheila people who buy you scented candles I know scented candles are a benefit they're not a nice thing but the fact that it's come from such a nice place and they're trying to be nice to you I don't think I can put them in to be honest and it is just the way of things that people have to go off with people and why not their mates eventually so I'm sorry about that but Craig I think you're right houseguests can be an utter and complete nightmare and I'd be very happy to put house guests into room one I want it's categorically ah now this is the wild-card category because sometimes we feel we can constrain you in your hatred now you can just choose anything you like the thing that you hate most of all so what really winds up John Richardson it's my brain just out enough of it it's there every day when I wake up you talk about unwanted houseguests that's been in there 30 years and it's it's like a houseguest arrived 30 odd like a houseguest who's arrived and made it clear I'm gonna stay with you all the time forever and even when you go out I'm gonna follow you cuz when I did the shot I suddenly realized I hate everything but it wasn't a matter of narrowing it down or trying to find stuff I hate I will literally put anything in at any point I hate everything and there's nothing wrong with me my body's fine I've got nice friends and nice family I've got a nice job so it must be my brain I would rather have a dog spring I'm sick of thinking about everything all that Sarge Edward I'd rather have Jedward spread bear in mind if it goes into room 101 it's it's gone fine you know it'll be happy in there they'll be fireworks huh is it true that you've got OCD or is that Saul you merely got it no I've got traits of it where do they manifest themselves I just stress a lot about everything like that's not parallel really I'm sure it's good for the camera but I think it's not in line with the front of that yeah and that's wrong it's not a matter for debate it's wrong to tolerate it because we're having such a nice time I get that toilet roll thing my girlfriend hangs the toilet roll so that the end is facing the war lever and I want I want the toilet paper to appear like it's been offered it's not that forcibly taken you're definitely right cuz then you can just pour at it well yeah the thing is John if I allow you to do this then you know you were the nation will lose one of their favorites the nation doesn't need me one day I won't be a comic and I'll just be this person now people laugh when I say and they pay to hit me I mean it funny when you walk in and you can't stand on the thing one day I won't be a comedian I'll just be in a pub so I took me hours to get air can we put a new grid in and I couldn't step out with it cuz it's about one and a half paces I've got an extra half okay you can save people from that now Frank yeah but if you put your brain and you could end up as a judge on a reality show food okay look let's see what is Sheila's wild card yes it's ladies toilets what puzzles me I'm sorry let my fellow women but what do they do in the toilet because they take hours and you stand there and you think that woman is never gonna come out what are they doing I'm talking of toilet rolls I won't have it something to do with you know those big machines with toilet or you can never get the rid of a paper and this sort of teeth the sort of sanity you just out sit under maybe they're trying to get the air out it's like you know when you try to grab a dog's tongue I always imagined that their their beautiful places no they're not usually not not at all oh I remember when I went to France when I first went to France as a young girl I was an au pair and that was all those holes you remember you had to squat down over a terrible hole and the only place where there was a proper toilet was the Mona Lisa gallery in the Louvre I know the Mona Lisa every brush stone I used to go every day you can actually see from the time every day that's why she's following that face also with the line I don't know I've missed the urine I usually do but mister this idea of having to go into an individual cubicle to go to the toilet that's all I take so long isn't it yeah what I have to sit down don't they yeah no idea are you aware of the same way Shayla they what machine we know I believe it was named after you this is a she wig and it means that their lady can can go to the toilet very secretly so if you can't get into a toilet on your on a long car journey you can put this into a bottle and you can use it for picker mix as well so um it come to Craig's wild card sir I'm a bit abuse pilot well I believe it's an undulation an irishman a scotsman yeah people who tell jokes all the time it's my pet I can't stand it at dinner parties people that tell hideous jokes have you heard the one about it's just boring I just have an out-of-body experience look why don't you just say Bruce Forsyth and and get it my problem is someone that just consistently spouts off penis Lee are you thinking of any particular person he doesn't tell you he's proved that tonight Oh crying take off your critics your sunny very critic boats they are yeah do you know that you are actually there is a joke about you I'm sure there's central it's not I don't think it's some kind I thought it's quite sweet right I think you'll like it I do a radio show and we were someone texted in at all would use as much spray tan as he used to and they said it's because no one likes orange revels - sweet joke and you know it's it's affectionate towards you don't you think it's offensive have you ever left but when you've been talking oh my god it's gone savage you must tell jokes Krang dear no not funny that's why now come on no I'm not go to laugh you've got lots of laughs tonight I don't remember one darling well I don't remember one but I'm sure come on tell us again I don't know any and I'm seriously unfunny I promise you if I tell you a gag no will you will you tell it if I whisper a gag in your ear I'll give you a really short one right this is no you are another act 30 on BBC one yeah so Craig you got any gags for us what did the zero say to the eight no idea nice belt I don't understand it I'm trying to build his confidence here Shayla understand either I'm so busy trying to think of they say to the eight nice pelt it's funny cuz numbers can't talk yeah zero is like that no itis is that Junaid I'm so glad I was here the night comedy died anyone I can't possibly put people who tell jokes all the time into room one I want because otherwise I'll have to go in and that's impossible and now I don't have put John Richardson's brain in because I quite like it um ladies toilets I'd love to put him because it's gonna make just being out at night much more exciting so I am gonna put ladies toilets into room 101 and brings us to the end of the show well done Sheila you're the most persuasive guest tonight so you were this week's winner so thank you very much John Richardson Craig Revel Horwood I'm sure thank you good night and Sheila Hancock returns next our special guest star in tonight's explosive new tricks while on bbc2 now we go east for a brand new series the mystery and romance of wild arabia or mr. T's searching out the world's craziest fools now over on BBC three

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Keywords: Room 101, room, 101, Jon Richardson, craig revel horwood, sheila hancock, 8 out of 10 cats, Frank Skinner, Frank Skinner (Comedian), S13E08, season 13, Episode 8

Id: TS34-ddgAGQ

Length: 28min 54sec (1734 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 24 2013