Ron's burgers vs Chris' burgers | Parks and Recreation

Christopher got a second Hey Ron listen I've eaten a commissary hamburger for lunch every day for 12 years I just wanted to make sure this pointless Health Crusade won't affect the only part of my job that I like oh no those hamburgers are gone red meat can cause sluggishness heart disease even impotence has the opposite effect on me you ever tried a turkey burger is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger if so yes delicious a turkey burger you take lean ground turkey meat you make that into a burger instead of red meat why would anyone do that to themselves what if I told you that I could make a turkey burger that tastes better than any other Burger you've ever had challenge accepted cook off later today in the courtyard if I win hamburgers remain in the commissary what do I get if I win the rarest Jewel of all victory over me Ron Swanson I like that we're on who the hell is Fort I don't know I couldn't really hear him it sounded like his name is four get his number no good girl Ron Swanson April Ludgate hey I'm just going to pop over to grain and simple to get the very best ingredients for my burger do you want to come what is grain and simple it's a health food store Pawnee doesn't have a health food store no but Sterling does and it's only a 40 minute drive what are you doing Andy I'm getting healthier snacks for the shoe shine stand Chris is a food genius did you know that the food you eat becomes energy yeah boom that's spaghetti nachos that's my husband I humbly placed before you my East Meets West patented Traeger turkey burger an Asian fusion Burger made with Willow farms organic turkey a toasted telegio cheese crisp papaya Chutney black truffle aioli and micro Greens on a gluten-free brioche bun enjoy this taste is delicious as Beyonce smells I'm guessing what is this in here is that Bob wow somebody's got a sharp palette I love the Umami flavor stop being so pretentious Kyle sorry here's mine it's a hamburger made out of meat on a bun with nothing add ketchup if you want I couldn't care less Ron I'm so disappointed I thought that you and I were going to have a real challenge nope I'm just better way better Kyle sorry Andy runs is better hmm oh my gosh so much better it's crazy turkey can never beat cow Chris sorry well I don't understand I I've tinkered with this recipe for years granted it's been a long time since I've had hamburger it's better the commissary will continue to serve horrifying artery clogging hamburger [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 3min 27sec (207 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 27 2022