Rocket League CHAMPS vs PROS (but the pros have to get more and more drunk each game)

all right so i've studied the effects of alcohol in rocket league before quite extensively i might add but i've always wondered how an ssl or even a pro team would play if they were to get completely hammered specifically how drunk do ssls have to be before champ twos can beat them truly a question for the ages i went on a search to find my test subjects for this video and it was not difficult to find volunteers for this one unfortunately for the champ team i ended up recruiting ssls they were a little more on the professional side of ssl not to mention some of them were on the more professional side of drinking as well i am a connoisseur of the drink i assembled a 2v2 and a 3v3 team for this experiment and we'll have the participants play through three levels of drunkenness place your bets now on which level you think the champs will overcome the ssls also if you enjoy my videos make sure to subscribe for more of the best and most ridiculous car soccer content you can imagine here in the 2v2 we have leth and speed currently in a level 1 state of drunkenness middle bang back to me [Music] over in the 3v3 we have coach jg with pro players cash and polar hard calming like absolute sweats against champ twos all i'm fine with 100 little hundred off backwards i'm less 16. okay nice nice all right nevermind we don't need hardcore polar's webcam got messed up which makes it look like he's looking away the whole time which makes this next play look really funny try again try again oh my oh my i don't know what i expected but the ssls were having way too much fun yeah it's a roll right there so i let them enjoy it knowing that in rounds two and three it was not going to go this well for them astral pinch oh shoot at least that's what i thought boom bumping him oh that's a free oh oh no it's trying to be nice okay all right i know there's no being nice here man we could be disgraced by champ champs in the first game are you serious i'm faking i'm faking it oh what oh no not like this oh this is all you every day of the week on this next goal you need to take a shot i have been doing you have been doing well it's just like sweets i'm taking out the bottle oh good start good start so good that's crazy they're actually not missing as much every day of the week every day they're better than c2s i've played in the past let's just say that eat i'm just making sure i beat him okay all right solid i don't think we're losing by the way our our chemistry when we're actually playing properly even though we're drunk i think is unmatched spiking just fighting yeah that's dang oh my god he just passed to me interesting touch oh he's missing i'm missing we need the barcelona yep they have no respect for me so they they have to uh they have to challenge the worst part of the team that's the way they get goals man i you know that's honestly fair if they're game playing like that i'll be pretty impressed don't don't mind me don't mind me [Music] i'm just gonna be grimacing down he missed all right gg in each level of drunkenness we have two games so as we moved on to game two of round one i was sure the ssls were about to start playing much worse based on the uncharacteristic mistakes we saw in game one well i was wrong oh let's go freestyle on the right only i had the mechanics for it have it and again oh please oh my god dude in game two both the 2v2 and 3v3 ssl teams absolutely obliterated the champs with no mercy they were having the time of their lives and honestly it was pretty entertaining like watching the harlem globetrotters or something but like a drunk i'm starting to get a little blurry you know what i mean uh yeah it's like the fuzzy you're at the fuzzy middle where you kind of drive around and you're not really paying any attention but your mechanics are still there yeah dude why are you so familiar with all this i am a connoisseur of the drink good game guys well played really well played no disaster only 11. i mean 12 jesus christ game one of level two is finally where we had some close games as our ssls really started feeling like i'm filling in a bit more of this game i won't lie i will be flat out all right did some dummy decks and we're uh we're feeling pretty good speedy i'm about at the school level of like maybe maybe gc2 you're feeling like a gc2 yeah oh and again dust city oh my god dude i thought i missed that it's on this right side yeah just donkey ball taste fake you've been fired i have been i've been what hide i nearly i nearly honestly oh they're actually pretty fast i don't know about six games though man i'm up again uh what do you mean yes what is this challenge okay oh please if you get again and again again yep yeah keep going oh my god all right i'll take a shot to that keep it up one more one more keep it up oh no wow okay we went from winning by a like 12 1 to three to one yo speed you wanna play a game of chess they actually played a game of chess i don't even see that with the 3v3 team winning by only two goals last game i think they saw that as a wake-up call because game four was a totally different story let's go [Music] speed in what world do you go on this every single time you've been the one that stays back god you are curtains it's all good it's all good oh we lost because we are absolutely screwed you just scored by the game you go on the kickoff yeah one more yeah finished wait you're touching again oh god [Music] that's fine yo you're so fast get up [Music] best part of my life oh my god dude it's fine i'm faking feel pretty good oh yep i'll thank you for your sake obviously while their play improved slightly in these games they started getting really toxic which was pretty funny dude you suck i'm too right you're right it's like they got worse more obnoxious and also better in some ways how are you beating me in points i'm monkey i go bald he missed pass it it's fine i'm going somewhere with this and i don't know where i've scored i have the bruce took it off double maybe three double oh my god why are you flipping can you score those framing games oh it's a disaster [Music] okay okay i was like my fault it wasn't my fault it was my fault because g at this point i was really impressed with how it still really wasn't that close despite the ssls barely caring anymore after the game i asked them their thoughts on how they were playing so well still is it muscle memory yeah definitely it's ridiculous muscle memory it's it's what the six thousand hours does to you or in less case about 10k well if anything can chip away at that ridiculous muscle memory it's level three okay i am destroyed yeah guys i'm not too sure i actually know where the ball is second to last game second to last streamy are you what yeah second to last streaming that's what i said okay i'm not gonna lie to you the ball is very difficult oh that's me yeah it's it's also me but now it's you i missed score it's okay oh my god we're so good we're all good we're all good i know this pass it will make it never mind might have faked it [Music] don't touch oh my god how am i everything arielling that's a word really ariel yeah it's fine i'm gonna clear with zero boosts oh unfortunate oh i actually unfortunate try one more he beat me i'm on right now one second uh maybe nice i'm up try 50. oh my god [Music] wow gosh nice shot bro the best player i've ever i guess that's why you're working yeah you did tottenham yeah james man your teacher mechanics kindly not oh it's me me me me me maybe yeah what are the boosts though it's fine you sorry all zero boosted man disgusting that bounce is disgusting we're going back wait are you touching that he's scoring that's fine i'm all the way forward i need that boost i'm hungry i'm air dribbling oh no this is this is a very mr boost as well i've seen a bit oh my god let's go there i'm pretty jumping no you're not you know you are oh i got it oh so i just tried to pour another drink and escort i just he bumped me he missed what's going on i poured a drink all over myself by the way if you lose to them it doesn't matter if like oh i pour a drink on myself oh my hands are sticky good way to broadcast it's all good i'll sort them off again what the you up middle oh my god score that let's go play video do you see this like you see oh my god i regret this oh i don't regret this currently in about three hours time when i'm crouched over the toilet i will regret it my bush tank is empty bro it's leaking it's in the net my boost tank is leaking bro one minute i had 80 now i've got zero i got it i can't believe that i'm going off ceiling okay again yeah one more i'm pre-jumping mid oh my god that was almost insane all right i'm gonna drink another another what so i'm gonna need you to pay for a new xbox controller because they're just a part of all right i mean you don't why would i feel like you didn't have to do that we had a 20-minute break at this point and i returned to find our 2v2 team had gotten bored and decided to do this how come we were in a ranked game did you just literally it's cute for a ranked game why not man koreans like the lobby we're in a ranked game dude you're in a ranked game yeah it took forever it's not going very well i'm gonna be yeah you're not playing champ twos that's why i'm gonna be honest with you where it gets first killer it's not gonna gets first yeah mid sounds like right two oh my please i'll let you guys focus i don't i don't think you understand you're so good speed you're so good no this is this is going to be a disaster we just won seven first killer we can't lose this right all right we need to hark on this because my god i can feel it mr krabs let's just say that and again yeah yeah fine yeah you got it take it we'll take it that's fine you've got the passing double touch oh my god it's almost in score that read it breakfast breakfast backfill oh dear james oh now i totally i can't is that you jesus christ it's fine for you so give me pass to me yeah and it's all yours breakfast i can't you score oh my god no come on we're all the way i'm leaving i'm leaving i'm leaving hey i love that was nice can't see it's okay oh is that in that's the disaster that's their first goal if you notice i'm only showing one player's pov from the 3v3 team that's because two of the three players on this team forgot to record their game not sure why shut up there's no control of my over my you know career if i haven't had a culture oh my god my team is saying on are you gonna lose this it's all thank you i didn't see myself missing that one until i was missing it that's a goal seven hey hey i mean i i can't count all right we can't lose count of this together we got this nice catch let's go overall i feel like we learned a lot of things in this video things like speed is the exact same when he's sober and when he's plastered things like don't drink and drive and most importantly things like the skill ceiling in rocket league is so ridiculously high that even decent champ twos cannot beat completely and utterly drunk ssls join me next time for one gc after wisdom tooth surgery versus six platinums on acid

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Length: 15min 36sec (936 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021