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no one two dogs at three a.m balanced is all things should be when i get that hood like bling all that for a drop of blood i can't only mean my thing [Music] hello you welcome back to mk now before we get started into the mimi's just wanted to let you guys know that mk finally has merch just freaking look at this high quality stuff this poster is available now and just like those two characters in that fanfic you're reading it is shipping right now only available in limited quantities of course to grab them while you can simply check out mkshop.com link in the description below now back to the memes cowboy yeehaw cow ye why are they even called cowboys they are on horses they should be horse boys well um actually jack if you understand the history of kim told me i was making a joke when paul rudd returns to your restaurant and brings dan levy with him oh happy days i genuinely wonder how many times people have offered him orange slices just at random i have aged more in the past five weeks of lockdown than paul rod has in the 26 years since clueless it's just him patrick stewart and will smith are just they're drinking from some sort of fountain and they just won't share when your anxiety goes away and having no anxiety gives you anxiety quick bro here what tell me something existential uh uh uh life oh thank you oh that's right i forgot about that when you already checked your usual five apps and don't know what to do with the rest of your day guess i'll just spiritually project myself larger than the sun unsupervised children will be used as crab bait wait how's this relatable because i mean i'm not a child i'm certainly not a crab but i am a good bait i guess i would do this to a child okay i wouldn't do this to a child but i i'd think about it i'd be like that meme of that kid with a vein popping out of his forehead when he's just seeing a child hanging by the edge of the docks and there's no one watching him i could get so many extra crabs if i just pushed that one in how your family looks at you when you finally wake up at one or two in the afternoon condescending what are you talking about oh my god it's arnold schwarzenegger if we die we're taking you with us i wouldn't have my friend speak to me any other way i am looking my best ah i am working my hardest i am expressing myself i am trying my best oh days be like that when you're trying to let out a massive fart but it just won't come out me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times i had with an unblocked nose oh well there's your problem sweetheart you're a puppet are we not all puppets oh thanks bro i'm still anxious though it's okay you don't need it oh okay cool when you call someone and they don't pick up mission successful we did it we avoid special interactions even though it wasn't even face to face in the first place me i don't need a grocery cart me six minutes later this is all part of the plan i've always secretly desired being an indian totem pole of grocery items when you and your friend finally found that stray cat which is petable ah we did it and this one isn't giving us fleas hey what's that out of the gate oh quick lower the gate scratch scratch scratch oh god damn it your highness seriously why did we make him king can i turn in a paper without citing all sources no this note specifically sourced from william shakespeare's hamlet in act 3 scene 1 line 96. imagine a world where we constantly cited our sources with every word we were saying i feel understanding context will be a thing of the past or just make things even more complicated when you've barely woken up and someone's trying to have a full-on conversation with you here is someone who is literally sucking my physical self inside them that yeah conversation that's that's what they're having larry tesla inventor of the cut copy and paste commands dies at 74. larry tesla inventor of the cut copy and paste commands dies at 74. larry tesla inventor of the cut copy and paste emails dies at 74. larry tesla inventor of the cut copy and paste commands dies at 74. me moves cursor across a file i've spent months working on and that has no backups brain what if you accidentally deleted it shut up gmail when you sign in on another device hello is this you oh yeah it's me that's exactly what another you would say prove it solve this number riddle when people thought you was a dead meme but you were busy working on version two show em times you gotta get your hands dirty i um i don't know what the first meme was that died what who's this person originally no i know my memes shut up i'm just testing you asmr using my frog telephone to call my divorced wife who finds this relaxing to fall asleep to oh yes well you get them on the weekends oh yeah daddy discuss things without resolving them no no i'm just trying to understand yeah raise your voice without understanding anything where does it hurt up here that's a headache down here that's a stomachache just here it just does that sometimes have problem don't care have no problem life is literally so easy i respect this unless you are in a position of political power and responsibility then please do not think like this mom can we go to egypt no we have egypt at home egypt at home honey can i come out now you will get out when the kids no longer want to go to egypt to me god i wish i had the time to study god gives the entire lockdown me no the logo used by microsoft in 1980 actually fricks probably because it looks like the kind of font a heavy metal band would use in the early 2000s eight-year-old me my parents explaining my problem the doctor oh look he has the same problem too 26 year old me my parents explaining my problem the doctor i love how 26 year old me is just looking at the camera exactly like yeah that's me back here all over again it all started way back in when you rub your eyes a bit too much i shall now travel to the next final dimension olympic cameraman stopped filming field hockey to focus on a cockroach in the game's final minutes baffling fans look at some point you're gonna get very bored of watching the same sport over and over again so i don't i don't blame him for start finding something that's a bit more interesting that he wanted to highlight that there was an illegal entry into the games here's the security he didn't pay for a ticket pov you just became friends with someone you never saw again you give childhood a bad name i am a frog interested in eat bug when you're dead inside but highly functional yeah step aside iron man he manages jealous because i make the ladies wet with my abilities you uphold in household duties don't worry shira i'll do the washing today seriously it's like the minimum requirement to being a good partner come on we know he can swim but from canada richard funk i mean do you see that strut of course he can neda when the game takes a while to load and you think about your life for a few seconds what if i become this is all i do with my life now i wake up i turn on my xbox and i just sit here i can literally feel my skin molding into the couch oh god when was the last time i had a shower this is it this is exactly why stella left me well game's loaded wait what's up i slept with your mom average female height per country latvia being the tallest at five foot five then australia scotland and peru all around the same and south africa at 542 and then there's india which honestly looks like they're an attack on titan right now as an indian woman i can confirm that too much of my time is spent hiding behind a rock praying the terrifying gang of international giant ladies and their latvian general don't find me well on the bright side at least we all know where lady demetrius is most likely from new message from maybe josh uh hi i'd like to confirm that it is josh that's exactly what a nutjosh would say prove yourself by solving this number riddle goddammit gmail this is why i never call you customer hi can i get me trying to kill them with my mind i'm sorry but who out there comes close to representing a giant fat grizzly bear when they are mentally trying to end someone's life it's i feel like this could be related to anything nobody cats the great cats be nobody's bored cool except of course hey man you don't have to react every time i send a meme if you want you just leave it on read then i won't mind oh my god thanks bro in the lettuce club you meet once a year and in this meeting you have an hour to eat an entire head of lettuce whoever eats the lettuce the fastest is the leader of the lettuce club and has to set up the meeting over the next year this is it this is how you make younger audiences eat healthier make it a ridiculous stupid kind of pointless competition how to encourage it to be a daily thing well that's the next step how i imagined i'd look in my 30s yeah yeah i'm all big and jacked you got a voldemort scar on my arm and a big chin how i look in my 20s snap back to reality up there goes gravity because my hair is all falling out my eyes they just look so tired all the time my whole body's just sagged out but i'll tell you i love working in hospitality meanwhile in the you saw me columns of a newspaper that physical version of reddit yeah loser at the gas station i saw some guy at the gas station that looked like a loser you know who you are i'm sorry but what is this beef happening above it though i may be new but at least i am nice with sincerity unlike you're fake as hell smiles oh scalp down that tee and then you got this pervert perving on people at a car wash in public you are very handsome and struck my attention i'll keep it in your pants by the way you should check out the mkshop.com beautiful segway yes my wonderful friends we finally have much to celebrate together with if you like me absolutely love yourself and your time here then please go check out the shop and enjoy this wonderful poster look how long i read the book you're so cute we got the stonks we got the spider-man we got the fedora and other various little easter egg references that i'll leave up to you to find and if you love what you see then let us know because we have more stuff coming along very soon and we'd love to hear from you well my troublesome troglodytes that is the end of today's video i hope our time here was special to you because it was to me unless it wasn't to you at all in which case what wasn't to me then i don't care smoke it too make sure you like this video so don't steal a kidney off you and subscribe too if you haven't already while you're at it why not check out another video with robin or lexi or say hi to me via the link in the description anyway with that all said my name has been jack you've been an amazing person to ramble out today and i look forward to doing it again with you soon bye bye

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Length: 11min 1sec (661 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 19 2021