r/Me_irl | doge wear mask

we may be the only lawyers on earth whose clients are all innocent the animal legal defense fund when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers we are human all right everybody welcome back this is justice today we're talking me in real life let's do it me in 2077 reading about how cyberpunk 2077 is getting delayed again oh the memories how i imagine gay bang bang at the age of 10. there is a snake in my snake [Music] that's just a terrible thought any way you look at it as an alarm clock my job is to wake people up sometimes i get sworn at shut the frick up thrown away and even being hit but seeing my human wake up and get ready every day is worth it for every day is a day closer to his death and i can't wait welcome to the long gone do not walk behind me for i may not lead do not walk ahead of me for i may not follow do not walk beside me either just leave me alone i thought this was going to have a powerful inspiring message disappointment always have been wait there's the meme now or should it go the other way i don't know i'm confused by this one someone sum up america in one picture me yeah we eat fast foods and love guns bang bang bang america restaurants in europe nowadays be like all americans must be accompanied by a hey stop picking on us china when banning apps of other countries this is great china when one of its apps gets banned why aren't you guys doing this to us people who treat their birthday as a normal day think they're more mature than everyone we are just miserable leave us alone me waiting for the water to boil i can't wait to eat spaghetti i can't wait to eat spaghetti olivia in japan they don't say i love you they say this which translates to our hearts have joined us one and i think that's beautiful i really love that and i love how you shared that with me it actually means bondrosso pisa boneless pizza she thinks i'm so romantic making a paper shredder that looks like a brain well someone's finally done it there is now a physical representation of what my brain does when you tell me your name what was your name again bob ross draws a branch me nice bob ross draw a second branch cause everyone needs a friend me holding back tears nice me trying to spread butter on a piece of bread ripping a hole in the piece of bread cause i'm too stupid to know that i don't use cold butter on bread loading screen tips be like don't forget to breathe very important ah mr miyagi brings back childhood memories british culture according to americans the royal family versus accurate british culture according to europeans who freaking cares me and a stranger in the bumper cars when we bump for the first time did you just hit me when we bump for the sixth time i'm gonna get you again guy doctor i have a bottle of maple syrup stuck up my bum another hockey accident eh that's about right how much will this cost not a freaking thing so canadians are walking around sticking maple syrup up their butts you learn something new every day 2016. we have unfavorable candidates but we will get through 2020. i want to die we have two old white guys who are both on their last leg who can't remember what the hell they're talking about pokemane selfie thread let me compliment you carson yeah here's a picture pokemane you look like a nice guy carson what the hell kind of response is this if you choose an answer to this question at random what is the chances that you will be correct [Music] see cats aren't so smart the four horsemen of youtube music comments section they don't make music like this anymore my family member died of kranter and love this song this is going to play at my wedding and my funeral who's still watching in this year yeah you see that all the time it's so freaking annoying be original people cdc an early symptom of cooties is lack of taste country music fans uh i think i'll think we might have cudas hey there's nothing wrong with country music how short are you 5'3 i could give you a couple inches omg well a couple is too i know what i said [Laughter] see this man knows rule number one never lie on your ding-dong my friend lives alone this is his cutlery drawer hey i'm just feeding one person no need for the clutter me drawing coraline's dad for the fake internet points this is what my life has come to her i have a daddy kink me you're in luck cause i just threw some burgers on the grill champ daddy therapist any suicidal thoughts me has been thinking i wish i was dead every five minutes since middle school uh no none that i can think of that's a terrible miserable life to go through life wishing you didn't have a life choose one big peepee or cure your deafness did you take it what did it cost i can't hear you me an hour before going to the dentist i gotta get three months of brushing done in the next hour hey girl you still trying to meet while i'm in your town sure how about dessert at like four i'm here huh we never picked a place yeah you said dessert i'm so confused see dessert what the frick dessert not desert how'd you even get out there please hurry it's hot wait the dinner isn't ready it never was the woman allegedly broke into the home pet the family dog did the dishes then left is she available tomorrow who would report her she's a good samaritan doctors will be like go and buy this and the pharmacists will give it to you they speak the same language just heard my brother shot over his gaming headset and who the he double frick are you looks like your brother needs to work on his cursing skills quack not getting proper nutritions cause humans feed me bread quack making a meme to raise awareness about feeding them bread feed them corn lettuce seeds frozen peas oats instead gizmodo british cops want to use a.i to spot poon but it keeps mistaking desert picks for nudes sin dunes oh those are some healy dunes earthquake detection kit simple but effective an extremely rare picture of albert einstein teaching a class at lincoln university in pennsylvania in 1946. i keep forgetting this dude wasn't from the 1700s yeah me too cool england fact it sucks [Music] i wonder what the brits have to say about that they're the ones who made the meme a european waking up early huh a new problem in the u.s what the hell is going on here my human is obsessed with working out he goes to the gym every day doesn't he know his body is perfect it's his face that's a problem is this a cat in disguise just to feel something chewing minty gum and then drinking water oh that's intense wait it's flat what the frick but i've seen countless number of photoshop pictures of a globe earth xbox no matter what you call it one thing that unifies us all is the x button happy hashtag national video game day at playstation at nintendo america and everyone xbox gamers playstation gamers nintendo gamers mobile gamers pc gamers hey we're all part of the same pack bros my girlfriend is at the vet and she sent me this your girlfriend is beautiful a little chunky but beautiful words are weird with arbitrary grunts and moans i can implant an idea directly in someone's brain giraffe pimp giraffe i refuse to use this power wisely breaking news what if we all just give up i can't take any more of 2020. just take me i give up europeans after making the hundredth meme about america not having free healthcare it's funny it's still so funny thank you for calling please hold for a minute this music freaking sucks [Music] craving a hug is worse than craving bang bang because you can self pleasure but you can't hug yourself and not some real crap lmao what in the name of all things abominable is this the majestic mentor half man half another man i hate this i hate this so much and i want everyone to see it would you be a stay-at-home husband if your wife was making 10 million a year me how may i serve you madam hell yeah incel excel incorrectly assuming something is a date this year's iphone might not include a charger in the box the final iphone will just be the blueprints and then you have to buy every part and make it yourself and they're gonna charge it fifty thousand dollars for it i cleaned my keyboard and lost the key f this is not honey throwback to when my kid ate whatever i made for dinner without complaining ah those were good days being kissed in your sleep is like the purest form of love unless you are home alone porter geist i'm donating this kitty he doesn't get in the way or anything but i don't understand how he could have killed that big rat today was the rat tomorrow it could be me i'm scared yeah that is a big rat and a tiny kitty that must be a demon cat that is amazing are you not in the army anymore discharged oh why though use my gun to shoot at worms can i laugh you may laugh that is so funny you've heard of contact lenses but have you heard of contactless lenses yeah they're called glasses [Music] so how's your life good yours same we both lying ain't we yeah my life is miserable you at a funeral real me i'm so sorry for you you through tears how the freak did you just say that with your mouth i got to marry my wife and our pupper was our flower girl 2.5 years ago this wasn't possible as it wasn't legal in australia it rained our whole wedding day but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer oh this looks absolutely magical i forgot homophobia was a thing and spent about five seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl get a fat dog face mask no vemers please maybe if you spend as much time with me as you did staring at memes we'd still be dating wow this is going to make a good meme i hate you so much the luna moth doesn't have a mouth or digestive system it will only live for about a week with a singular purpose of mating i'm not here to eat or sleep or any of that bs i'm just here to bang and then die and that's it a lot of people actually sort by new your post was just crap sorry but i worked for hours on that thing all right everybody that's all we have for this episode i hope you guys enjoyed if you made it to the end then you are awesome sauce my friend let's all do our part to help chris get the 200 000 subscribers so like share and subscribe make sure you stay up to date by following the snapchat and the twitter until next time justice served

Channel: Chris Cross

Views: 12,222

Rating: 4.9425836 out of 5

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Id: krjHrjLOLBc

Length: 12min 33sec (753 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 08 2020