r/Comedyheaven | memes that make you giggle

this used to be the official photo of the wikipedia page theft act of theft hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of crisscross i'm perry and today we're looking at comedy heaven apparently this is comedy so bad that it's ascended so let's take a look what is my age if i was born in 1999 i was born in 1999 my age is 34 years what the heck i was born in 1995 and my age is 25 years that is your personal problem alexa said a bad word 327 000 views geez this kid's killing it twin bed mattress and side table hello is this still available yes including everything how much 100 i'm angry so this is the arthur wiki page mao zedong is apparently an article mao zedong was a chinese communist revolutionary political theorist and politician he appeared in a picture on sun tzu 49's bedroom wall filling my pc with beans and hiring a repairman to fix it [Music] this is beans inside i still haven't seen the video i wonder if they're dry beans or if they were just like in the can if they're in the can that's it's gonna be really gross bee wax i don't understand bee wax if you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube well i think that'd be a neat noise i beg to differ then beg i'm 18 now and girls can't say i'm too young anymore i will freak everyone in this planet this is aggressive brian austin i will literally freak you my hamster's butt cheeks quite funny i am very susceptible to cute things carlos what is that a blurry picture of a tick it's almost scary how much these kids look like their famous parent 20 celebrity children who look exactly like their parents it's just it's just a poorly photoshopped picture of my doctor when i tell him i drink three liters of cement per day why would you do this eat this not that please do not eat the furniture my mailman when i order another cinderblock you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold your photo with the most comments of 2017 tyler this photo from three years ago today was your most commented on that year we thought you'd like to look back on it what is this thing even this is like some kind of soft shell turtle i really don't know anything about animals if i had to play an animal trivia game against a kindergartner they would just mop the floor with me leave twitter for an hour and let your followers reply to this tweet with anything they want it could be a message for you a question a meme then come back and see what you got wow this was so cool yeah everyone go ahead and leave a comment send me your favorite meme talk about your favorite animal explain to me why i'm such a disappointment to my parents i mean i prefer you wouldn't but i mean who am i to stop you is this how your friend's cow died oh okay i thought that was a growth on it or something i realize now it's just a big tire what is a suitable punishment for my 14 year old daughter she used my fabric scissors to cut tortilla wraps death oh my god judy jeez all right i'm not sure if i can say this on youtube so i'm just gonna try my best here so churches are not essential but unfinished baby ejection clinics are essential got it yes because baby removal is healthcare glad i could clear that up for you liz six hundred thousand babies a year would disagree with you i could easily win a debate against six hundred thousand babies post your pet and we'll give him a new name dog what is that that's gotta be the cutest little lobster i've ever seen with his little tiny mitts and his little hat it's like a sweater love the drums what instrument is used to create it drum what country has the fastest growing population ireland it's dublin every year do you accept constructive criticism no waitress what do you want me can i get 10 eggs waitress really me yes 12 celebrities who share the same face with fictional characters daniel radcliffe and harry potter wow uh buzzfeed's really uh grasping for ideas here cause of the great fire of london cause fire of course there are two types of men in the world those who fish and wimps in 1999 japan redesigned its flag it's slightly redder look at him getting those gains not even proper form little dumb baby twerk on me tana so thick i can't take it this guy's kind of weird this is frank ocean slug eater says i love eating slugs oh really the only thing stopping me from getting to my life goals is this pit filled with basketball frog 10 most fun cities in illinois i probably wouldn't go on a trip with this guy he looks a little creepy types of furniture popular on the web we got chair stool the city of chesterfield high definition mickey mouse baby dead in chaos explosion peas on you return the favor 16 days later how have you been i have small hands bring them closer to you they're just far away wow you're right greetings from turkmenistan i have uncontrollable hatred for women i cannot stop thinking about this photo my uncle shared on facebook with 100 unironic intent i will heal the philippines and the whole world amen works like a charm the best strategy for defeating enemies is to reduce their health to zero while maintaining your own health above zero this skateboarder just became the first woman in history whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend horse decided to pour the contents of a snow globe into a glass and drink it we'll keep you all updated on how this goes update hospital this text conversation is related to a doordash order i am hungry your food what gone is it illegal to look up girls without bras please answer this is not a joke the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little freak immature that red bird is just shocked goodbye world apologies for the previous tweet it was incredibly insensitive iphone for five dollars works just fine just cracked at the bottom do not do that iron man gta 5 gameplay videos subscribe and like the coolest pistols of all time desert eagle 44 magnum 357 magnum glock 17 beretta ruger blackhawk john joker 2019 four stars this happened to my buddy eric spongebob boiling in a pot of feces dot jpeg lonely pot of milk long way from jungle milk ape no i'm donating this kitty he doesn't get in the way or anything but i don't understand how he could have killed that big rat today was the rat tomorrow it could be me i'm scared we are out of plastic forks sad face we do have platic knifes though chained kong a prisoner of war true scary stories abraham lincoln says i'm watching this at night because i'm a brave president hi i'm paypal's virtual agent to get started simply ask me a question i'm still learning so if i can't help you i'll direct you to additional resources i got scammed well mal this new artificial intelligence is out of control and to think i wanted to kill you two times in this quarantine you've become my friend i love you manuel comment a setup for a joke and i'll do a punchline what do you call an amputee barber michael nasal congestion post nasal drip hey how was your night my what night all right good night yes or no i'm uh i'm gonna say no what brings you on i want to call people and talk dirty google search for normal guy selfies me at age five versus me now toronto defense lawyers you can be charged with a sexual offense for sexual activity with a minor under 16 years of age why is there a dog a little baby doggo is really cute though look at him look at him with this sad and disappointed little expression i thought you'd like to know that i'm outstanding in my field do you remember this is the very first letter that i ever got from you uh-huh it's my treasure dear jacques i will freaking kill you for giving me that fake painting get the frick out of my town a slice of pie is 250 in jamaica nice it's three dollars in the bahamas awesome these are the pirates of the caribbean did you know cristiano ronaldo is the only player in history well wow no one even plays sword and shield anymore because they both suck i beat it four times today man i miss her police station in calapidia got arrested for not carrying my identity card treated me very well cells are spacious and clean food was okay but rice three times is a bit boring handcuff was a bit corroded but it's okay it does the job right officers are very friendly overall it is a nice experience 7 signs you're getting better at rapping you wake up in the morning with original music in your head it's hard to focus on conversations because you're thinking of rhymes friends introduce you as a rapper friends ask you to rap at random points you find famous rappers you think you can take you start cancelling things to go rap people start asking if you have music for sale what is red velvet cake made of the color red can you remove the guy in the background no family guy role playing club is rescheduled for 7 30 at ihop if you can come text my number but don't curse because it's my mom's phone yes we need a lois and a quagmire we don't need another peter i'm already peter how satisfied are you with this shared image i am very satisfied and a little scared my boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with the wikipedia open to the page sausage japanese amusement parks urge silence on roller coasters please scream inside your heart sebastian sebastian is a character in the hobbit i apparently called one of these things a porcupine in one of the last videos i got called out for it and apparently it's a hedgehog or maybe this isn't even a hedgehog because apparently i can't identify animals czechoslovakian police say ant smasher i smashed 101 ants in this awesome game everyone have a great day why why because i care about my family so in 2017 you listened for 525 600 minutes to one different song and one different artist along the way you explored one genre my dumb grandpa gets a stroke while eating banana pudding what why would you film that ever wondered how big texas really is me neither we how do you say that picture of you right now i just okay i'm speaking it's writing down right now it's writing down everything i'm saying what did you think of this video toast falling over why is this funny i'm trapped in the print shop not a joke send help i can only communicate via campaign posters mother i got a bulb for your dumb stupid idiot piece of crap loser turtle why you gotta hate on the turtles nine hours ago so much bullcrap on this app so glad i can be a breath of fresh air and truth and actual logic three minutes ago how do i say this pp liquid father in need after nine-year-old son spent 2 800 on v-bucks please select gender male female venezuela how old is wario wario can be as young as four and as old as nine one hundred percent waterproof mattress we've tested it with this toddler just unleashing a torrent of pee all over the mattress i am on weed effects hillary clinton whips and naenaes on the ellen show in case there was any confusion your nintendo wii is not a parachute i wish to be irresistible to men actually that a chainsaw does look pretty cool will my pc work i hope that's not real do not plug that in it works guys that is going to be it for our slash comedy heaven thank you for watching the video so far and please give it a like because i like those likes it makes me happy i will see you next time in the next video you

Channel: Chris Cross

Views: 10,092

Rating: 4.9087949 out of 5

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Id: zN-AgKhRmJg

Length: 13min 37sec (817 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 14 2020