MURDER DRONES (PILOT)

[Music] we are worker drones autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company jc jensen in space yeah we were mistreated in the name of windex but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything mostly because they handle that just fine all by themselves [Music] [Music] with biological life wiped from the planet we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off we finally had a future all to ourselves unfortunately our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway ai [Music] but what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses hide under the ice behind three stupid doors it's like we're waiting for an inciting incident anyway that's why my project is this sick as hell railgun oh so not the vibe easy morons it doesn't work yet it doesn't work yet who said it doesn't work maybe it doesn't [Laughter] the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons oh and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count no plus repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric and is it supposed to be that color ew it didn't kill her oh my god so bad classic toxic masculinity chad that's never gonna end up problematic oh wow uzi i heard you uh i'm an angsty teen fad bite me also how do you know my name people willingly talk to you well i'd say everyone knows khan's daughter but uh then you might blow the other half of your face off daddy issues hilarious what are you in for testosterone too hard that can happen awesome hey those bandages look pretty badass oh you gross i hate that you said that so what's the uh because hell railgun spyfy nonsense that super works i'm sneaking to the murder drone there tonight to get the last spare part i need to save the world with it and earn my dad's respect and stuff but mostly the world part oh but doesn't your dad make awesome doors so we don't have to do that scary sounding emotionally repressed stuff you just said no more feedback on my repression today oh i'm sorry i didn't think bite me i'm not mad at you by the way just generally hormonal yes ugh and where might you be off to um sneaking out to make out with my boyfriend that i definitely have [Laughter] seriously though okay okay you caught me i need to measure the exterior hydraulic mechanisms of door one because that's the project i'm working on for school a big old door just like my old man belt i want to join the wdf and hide behind doors like cowards while playing cards and stuff well we don't just play cards kahn can you grab a fresh pack we literally only play cards so much that the numbers have faded oh hey uzi well [Laughter] when you build doors so good good door good door there's no need to fight uzi this is great news here the wrench i used to tighten bolts on my first door prototypes and to put your mother out of her misery when the murder jones got to her with that nanite acid i want you to have it neat therapy's fun guys my daughter is into doors come on she's gonna be outside for a bit to examine the exterior of door one your door specific destiny awaits uh wow okay i just gonna leave then cause this worked so weirdly well uh go doors they grow up so fast [Music] [Music] ugh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] whoa and they said pirating all that anime was useless [Music] [Applause] [Music] me holy hell suck on that dad [Music] did you just slap me with that arm holy crap it talks yeah sorry it's just my uh head kind of hurts hey are you new to our squad you're a little uh short for a disassembly drone i'm serial designation n nice to meet you i'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city that's not true everyone tells me i'm useless and terrible wait i'm not supposed to tell you that part biscuits well honesty is the best policy i also can't seem to remember the past three hours of my life ah but i'm sure that'll sort itself out uh huh i uh have to go stuck yourself just pop it in your mouth our saliva neutralizes the nanites otherwise i'd be constantly disassembling myself and by our saliva you mean disassembly drone right hey let's go in that landing pod over there sure i love doing anything sweet uh i'm open to new things i guess we are never talking about this talking about what consider it uh repressed uh you mentioned other members of her squad are they coming back soon oh yeah two others they're out hunting for a bit but you'll love them first there's v no no please stop feeding my own headshots in front of my family and yet i still feel nothing so v uh i heard this planet-wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight oh god who are you [Music] no worries i'm in but a whole letter is a lot to remember so obviously a lot of mutual respect there but secretly i actually kind of have a crush on her you can't tell her okay then there's jay our leader and you're worthless and terrible and if the company allowed it i would straight up kill you myself jay's awesome hey let me give you the tour outside of the corpse wall thingies and here are the buttons this isn't just a landing pod this is a spaceship this could get us off the planet more of a one-use missile they never taught us how to land no i uh uh the worker drones we could work with them to fix this instead of all the murder which uh why are we doing that again other than ingesting their warm sweet oil to avoid overheating and dying i guess i just want to be useful i was given a job and i always want to try my best and look at all the respect it's gotten you n you really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead oh my you sure are rebellious it's kind of exciting but not as fun as uh following the rules [Music] hey they're back yo idiot get out here yo we got a worker out there i kind of want to practice balloon animal shapes with what happened here synergistic liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline more on box hello you really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead oh oh you know i left an extremely dangerous weapon excuse outside [Music] i am out boys oh gosh darn it wait until my loving wife and kids hear about this close it close it hey fellas oh deal me and i love rummy wait no i'm going to murder everyone brain check [Music] so [Music] so i'm just letting you know i'm not [Music] pretty nice hydraulics huh what have you done this time i won't i'm sorry i really enjoyed our time together but i can't have you shooting v with that thing fight me dad get down you read a murder drone here my beautiful doors now is so not the time i messed up in the same way i'm about to fix it move dad dad point and shoot trust me [Music] ted whoa and am i dreaming or did you do something not useless for once i've been trying to get past those throws for months nice work and you need name remember these ventilation shafts can easily get us around this last door lowest body count eats a missile way to go stud the company's gonna love this with this colony white we'll make top team this quarter for sure you know what that means granted [Music] [Music] uh you know not that i can't wait to keep murdering all these uh maybe not so actually different from us worker drones but just out of curiosity do we actually uh know what the company plans to do with us afterwards excuse me okay so a worker earlier might have suggested that they could fix up our landing pod to uh escape the planet and stuff which whoa hey that's against the rules but it is kind of making me question why our pods were only one way in the first place cause you know i get the feeling the company doesn't actually love robots and like we might be robots i've made a terrible mistake it's cool how immediately i could tell hmm no way buddy questioning the company you just finally gave me the excuse i needed [Music] worker drones are corrupted in that's why the company sent us i hate to see you corrupted as well thanks jay always looking out for me you're awesome ah biscuits i'm sorry i ruined your card game then made you have an awkward moment with your dad and i made you rebel like an angsty teen which got you killed though you also tried to kill me so morality calls this a draw [Music] for the record that was the lamest heel face turn in history was that supposed to be you switching sides being rebellious is a lot harder than it looks thanks for showing me the ropes nah no bonding thing you just killed a bunch of people idiot that's super fair i screwed up in the same way you're about to fix it i love doing a meeting so they found our evacuation spot but if we build a quick door are you kidding me you're the wdf right defend for real [Laughter] hey huh put that conventionally attractive male down oh uh jay you're sometimes kind of mean to me and i wish you weren't just some constructive criticism nice snowden traitor we'll circle back after i right-size your existence okay which one do you want jay please too bad good luck [Music] damn the well-made quality assured durability of jc jensen's products [Music] ah my mind's in a weird place don't read into this [Music] [Music] i'm so so sorry have fun repressing this [Music] [Applause] you've got a lot of cuts for a barely sentient toaster i've had prey by fact before but your edgy spirit is one more buzzword and i'll do it equity perfect [Applause] [Music] [Applause] holy hell uzi that was insane and you too uh huh no n i'm an angsty rebellious disassembly drone now i brought the murder drones here accidentally you chose to leave me for dead instead of just freaking believing in me that's not even an edgy teen hyperbole like when i said it last week [Music] i'll save you the trouble dad i banish myself let's go anne everyone here can bite me nice to meet you mr roosie i'd join you if the sun didn't kill me hope you're having important character growth or something though just can't wait to murder all humans classic robot stuff i hope they're sitting pretty there on earth because we're coming for them [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you

Channel: GLITCH

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Keywords: meta runner, glitch productions, funny, video game, webtoon, cartoon, 3d animation, animation, 2d animation, 3d art, animated web series, web series, online animation, newgrounds, nintendo, fortnite, minecraft, smg4, mario, supermarioglitchy4, anime, western shounen, naruto, my hero academia, zelda, glitch

Id: mImFz8mkaHo

Length: 26min 55sec (1615 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 29 2021

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[u/Careful-Objective518]

Yeah it was awesome I wish the creater can in vrchat.

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this could be an scp

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you should replace this with the twitter AMA that is happening 4PM PT with Liam Vickers *Edit: Reddit AMA I just read it on twitter, its gonna be on the official glitch productions reddit