r/IDontWorkHereLady - Rich Karen Demands My "SLAVE" Work For Her! He's My SON!

hello my wonderful beautiful friends guys welcome back to our slash i don't work here lady where regular joe schmoes are mistaken as employees when they aren't and trust me i have no idea how it happens or what these people are on when they think that guys i hope you enjoy the stories today and do remember to hit that subscribe button for future tales my friends so we are a mostly hispanic family that lives in a modest middle class neighborhood our teenage sons maintain our lawn and also our neighbor's lawn my sons had noticed a few times that there's a woman in a silver lexus that rolls past our house quite often when they've been out there she basically just pulls up in front of the house and parks in the middle of the street staring at them so finally one evening she worked up the nerve to roll down the window and speak with them karen says hello so i saw you boys who are doing the yards and i wondered if you can do mine too my older son tells her possibly where do you live karen tells them that she lives in a neighborhood not far from here it's a much wealthier neighborhood my older son says i'm sorry but we don't have a truck and the lawn equipment won't fit in my car karen says okay thank you no problem bye so a couple of weeks later karen rolls up again and she says hello i saw you boys doing the yards again i'm wondering if you could do mine too my older son tells her i'm sorry ma'am like we told you last time we don't have a way to transport the lawn equipment also this isn't really a business we just do it in our spare time to help out karen says well how did you get it here at this point my younger son comes in and says we live here and we do our neighbor's yard as a favor karen says oh you live here well let me speak to the person who owns this house the master or whatever my older son says you mean our parents my younger son comes inside to get me and relays what's happening now i'm still dumbfounded by her as my son told me that she referred to me as the master my older son just ignores her while she waits and resumes yard work so i come out and i say hello ma'am how can i help you karen says i need to talk to their owner the person who employs them pointing at my sons i told her i'm their mother what's the issue karen says who's the owner i want to speak with them i tell her they don't work here lady this isn't a business they're my sons now karen still doesn't seem to understand that i am the mistress of this house also refers to in 2020 as the homeowner at this point my husband who's white comes out of the house to see what's happening karen says to my husband finally sir hi i was wondering if you would allow your workers to come do my yard how much are you paying them my husband who hasn't been filled in of what the heck is actually happening but realizing that something's definitely not right says hi ma'am these are my sons they live here is something wrong karen seems to finally realize what's happening and mumbles something of an apology to my husband only my husband and she gets back in her car and she leaves but wait there's more so about an hour later two police officers show up at our door lights flashing and weirdly parked blocking the street my husband answers the door and the officer explains to him that they got a call here that there was a burglary in progress that two hispanic males were attempting to break in my older son provides them with her vehicle description and license plates as he was smart enough to note sensing that she would be trouble the officers explained that they have gotten several neighborhood watch calls about her apparently she drives around the neighborhood trying to hire handymen slash lawn workers for cheap we never saw her again guys all i can say is what the heck is wrong with that woman like just driving around the neighborhood looking for cheap workers to hire and did she literally just use the term master in this day and age outside of the bedroom like guys i'd definitely be reporting her for calling in a false report because she clearly wanted to start something by sending cops to opie's place saying there's been a burglary guys listen some people are a little bit too crazy [Music] okay so i used to work at a bank as a commercial teller this means that the business owners had their own place to line up when they needed to do transactions this also means that they couldn't go to a regular teller because they didn't have the many requirements to process commercial transactions commercial transactions are typically large some deposits in cash or check form or placing a change order a regular teller would only have access to basic change nothing compared to the volume that i carried in my safe now this story is about my client now this guy my goodness this guy was something else he would come in every damn day and he would always ask for the same thing well it wasn't so much of an ask it was barking orders he would march up to my counter slam his bag down in front of me and without even looking at me just starts saying numbers he would say 21s 35s 10 25s which means a roll of quarters and it took me almost two months to understand his logic eventually i caught on to what he was ordering without him needing to repeat himself now being one of the two commercial tellers for a bank in the heart of our downtown district i was busy i was also very efficient i got to the point where i was able to predict what each client would need and on which day my boss was very happy with me and always trusted my judgment our bank was located next to a restaurant a brand new restaurant a brand new burger restaurant my colleagues and i kept talking about how we needed to go there because of all the hype i had recently been on a diet so the mere prospect of biting down into something meat and cheesy would put me on the cusp of heaven so today's the day i will finally get one of those delicious burgers that everybody keeps talking about i'm so excited it's my cheat day and my body has never been more ready i had also skipped breakfast that day because i was late which wasn't smart but such is life so i walk into the restaurant sit down at the table and start looking at the options i'm alone i'm wearing my work clothes but i take off my name tag now i'm just a guy in a nice shirt reading a menu at the restaurant i then order the most outrageous beef monster with everything it arrives and i take one bite and then i hear it it's my client he says hey you how's it going i then look up at him and said uh hi so the client actually puts his bag on my table in front of my food and he says hey so when you're done here i need 2010's 35s etc etc and i said are you you can't be serious dude i'm eating and we're not even at the bank the guy then says i can obviously see that i'm not stupid that's why i said when you're done do this for me i don't have time to wait in line i'll pick it up later at this point the guy starts to walk away from me leaving his bag on the table i then screamed out sir i work at the bank not here this is my lunch this is my time for me take your things off my table please the guy then says listen so why won't you help me i come to the bank every day you know what i need this is so incredibly lazy of you i told them i'm on lunch in another building what makes you think that the bank extends to this restaurant this is a restaurant the guy then says i told you when you're done when you're done i said you'll be doing what i asked you to do in the bank i don't have time to stand and wait time is money to people like me you people are so incredibly slow and lazy all the time just take my stuff and do it when you finish eating and i'll pick it up later i then told him no and he says excuse me i am such an important client and you will do as i say do you know how rich i am i told him i don't care but here you're not an important client here you're just a regular guy just like me i'm not an employee here i'm a customer trying to eat my burger now you can leave get out of my face he then says i can't believe you're treating me like this i bring so much business to this bank i will be speaking with your manager about this now the conversation obviously got loud and this prompted a manager to show up because they were a new restaurant i gather they didn't want any drama the manager comes up to us and says sir is everything okay here i told him no everything's not okay this man is harassing me while i'm trying to enjoy my lunch so my client then says i'm harassing him because he's an employee and i asked him to do something and he won't the manager tells him sir this man is not an employee here he's a customer and he obviously is not interested in whatever you're selling or promoting or whatever so please the guy then interrupts him and says you people are so dumb i know he's not an employee here i'm not stupid he works at the bank i need him to do my banking after he finishes his food the manager then tells him this is not a bank i'm gonna ask you to leave right now we do not tolerate yelling and harassment in our establishment so the main guy then collects his things he then looks me dead in the eye and says to me when you finally get back to work and stop being lazy i will be waiting with your boss i'll see to it that you're fired you mess with people like me and you'll learn a lesson so i then take bite number two and i then took my full hour i ate my delicious burger the manager even offered me a discount for my troubles but i refused i felt like i brought this on myself my own personal demon followed me here and he caused the ruckus and it wasn't the restaurant's fault so i then get back to work and true to his word the idiot is there in my boss's office the guy sees me and immediately points at me now i don't go in i go back to my counter and start serving people i then hear muffled yelling and he storms out of the bank without looking at me my boss then comes out and she wants to see me she then asked me if bank client came to me on my lunch to do official commercial banking i told her yes and i do have witnesses she says she knows the owner of the restaurant stopped by now i had no idea but this restaurant was one of our clients brand new so she made the decision that bank client was no longer authorized to conduct business with us he was on a very fine line in terms of legal conduct you see if you try to conduct banking business outside of a banking establishment and outside of banking hours then it can be misconstrued as well you're doing some shady crap that you want no record of my boss wanted no part in that and pretty much told him to go elsewhere or else we close his account all of them and she's a ruthless boss i do believe her now bank client has to travel 10 city blocks to do his banking when he used to be able to just walk 25 feet i still saw him after that never spoke to him again though also when i do go out for lunch i do try to sit in the shadows as much as possible guys can i just say that i love how op's boss handled that situation that's exactly how you deal with entitled customers like the guy literally thinks that having money means he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants and he ultimately got shut down on this day seriously though approaching someone on their lunch break in a different establishment demanding they do stuff for you is not only entitled it's freaking rude the guy deserves to have to go those 10 extra blocks forever so this happened yesterday and we're still reeling from what occurred now i never thought that i'd see a live vicious karen like her and never in such a way that it scared the ones i care for the most so in a couple of weeks it'll be our oldest child's sixth birthday so we went out yesterday to shop for her birthday presents me and my wife amber decided that this year she could pick out whatever she wanted for presents but limit it to either three small presents or one bigger one so we took her and her 10 month old brother and we went to wally mart nearby and then to the children's toy isle and being a kid she wanted to inspect everything she'd want to look at this item and i would take it down and she'd inspect it and then i would ask if she wanted it for her birthday she'd say yes and i would temporarily put it in the shopping cart then we'd go down the aisle and she'd want to look at another item amber would take it off the shelf for her to look at ask her if she wanted it for her birthday she'd say no and it would go back on the shelf customers went by and we didn't think anything of it not knowing that there was one that we should have been looking out for finally we end with 10 items that she wanted in the cart so she would get three of these and told her to decide what she really wanted from the pile she looked them over decided on two right away but she really wanted two of the other ones so badly that we had to succumb to her pleading and we decided that we'd get her four we told her that she'd get these presents later and after surviving a round of pouting and big deer eyes she gave in with the most heartbreaking okay only a kid can give as we went to put the items back to distract her amber asked if she wanted to get a drink from the in-store fast food company and she takes both her and our baby and his carrier towards the opposite corner of the store meanwhile i was in charge of putting the discarded toys back and i was to secretly buy the four items put them in the trunk of the car and then meet up with them after we compared notes afterwards so what happened here was from amber's view when she went around the corner she heard and excused me from behind and thought nothing of it and kept walking and then seconds later she heard a bit louder excuse me closer and louder she still thought nothing of it and turned a corner towards the restaurant then finally amber gets a tap on the shoulder turning my wife found karen instantly jumping into her face as soon as she turned karen then tells her i've been waiting minutes to be helped because you were too busy with that one guy but now where are you taking his kids amber responded these are my kids which got the immediate response from karen in a larger voice saying why do you have children while you're working you have daycare for things like that and while amber was trying to figure out what karen was saying karen then moved her hand as if to go for the carrier my wife was holding instinctively amber pulled her hand back so karen could not get a hold of it that was enough to wake up our son who immediately starts crying amber then moved so she was between our daughter and this cranky woman she then pulls out her phone and quickly texted me she was able to send off one text before enraged karen swats it out of her hand telling her employees should not be on their phone while working what are you doing now my wife tried to explain that she doesn't work here and never has worked here while trying to soothe our son but then karen said i saw you take down that item for his daughter and then put it back multiple times when amber tried explaining that it was going to be our daughter's birthday soon karen just swats her hand aside and says that's something you should do while not working and without your kids here you think you can do that whenever amber then puts a hand on my daughter's head trying to comfort her and tried to tell karen sternly that i just told you that i don't work here only to have karen scream yes you do i want to see your manager now our daughter is scared at this point amber was a little pissed off at this old woman who is scaring her daughter and she starts raising her voice too now back to me i've started returning the toys when i get a text from amber looking at my phone all i get is i need help leaving the cards i ask where she is while working my way towards the center part of the store no response but i did hear my son crying really loudly fearing the worst things that only a parent can think of i run towards the crying with a loud voice yelling and amber's voice starting to get loud too i then see my wife trying to talk to karen who was screaming about getting her fired i then asked amber what happened and the karen turned to address me and she says finally a manager she half-yelled you have to fire this worker of yours she's such a bad employee that she can't even leave her kids at home now i give her this look of not understanding before catching the words employee now the company employees wear a well-known blue shirt the managers wear yellow vests and all wear name tags not sure of what they wear for pants because i've never thought to look now amber was wearing a dark red long-sleeved shirt and blue jeans no vest that has the logo and no way that she can be mistaken as an employee and i was wearing a green shirt with a certain football logo on it and blue jeans there were no name tags on either one of us so i have no idea how she got employee and manager out of what we were wearing and then i made the mistake i said she doesn't work here she's my wife oh boy karen latched onto the my wife parts as if she was a cross-examination prosecutor in court she says your wife you let her bring your children to work are you so broke that you can't afford a babysitter now i could not get a word in edgewise as she just bellows this tirade at us finally security gets there in what seemed like forever but likely only minutes so karen sees them first and she yells security i want both of them out of here and i want to talk to whoever owns the store now they don't even look at us they look at her and say okay let's get you to the office and escort her away she then looks back points at us and yelled what about them that's when the other security guard just said we'll come back and deal with them after you need to go see the owner once they leave i take the carrier crib away from amber and she turns to pick up a very scared little girl it takes us quite a while to calm down our sun and i end up finding a chair in the outdoor section amber says she's gonna go to the bathroom with our daughter and she takes off i'm too busy worrying about my son to give a damn whoever passes until i hear sir i'm sorry to bother you i then look up to see someone who's wearing a manager vest and he says we apologize for another customer harassing you and your family like that we now have her sitting in the office until police come and plan to charge her for harassment would you like to press charges too i simply replied i just won or gone the manager just nods and quickly left amber came back soon with our daughter in hand and she looked less pissed than when she was before i passed our sunderer and my daughter climbs under my legs and gives me a big hug she then says is that bad lady gone i then smiled and said yeah the bad lady's gone we didn't bother to go back and grab the cart with the toy she wanted amber said she'll get them later this week i saw the same manager as we laughed and he gave us a gift card an apology for the trouble that karen had caused and he apologizes again and my daughter got treated to ice cream so she was happy about that man this lady was definitely off her rocker guys i love how security was like oh you want to talk to the owner ma'am come to the office please and sit down where you'll get to meet police instead like can someone please tell me how this got so out of hand because it's absolutely wild and that my friends brings us to another end of our slash i don't work here lady guys i hope you enjoyed the stories today and if you did be sure to leave a thumbs up if you missed yesterday's episode on the channel a selfish karen and her son ruin a vacation for 2 000 people guys check it out if you haven't and i'll see you guys in the next one i love you

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Length: 18min 43sec (1123 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 03 2021