RICK AND MORTY: The Rickest Moments EVER! (Seasons 1-4)

from transforming himself into a pickle to forcing all of his ideas no matter how strange they may be to work rick sanchez has proven himself to be the smartest man in the universe and across every feasible dimension there can only be one rick who's the ultimate rick so looking back at all four seasons here are the rickest moments so far in rick and morty so you're gonna have to do me a real solid uh-oh when we get to customs i'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and i'm going to need you to put them way up inside your butthole morty my butt put them way up inside there as far as they can fit oh jeez rick i really don't want to have to do that well somebody's got to do it morty these seeds aren't going to get through customs unless they're in someone's rectum morty they'll fall right out of mine i've done this too many times morty cover me oh man i mean you know i don't want to shoot nobody they're just robots morty it's okay to shoot them they're robots it's a figure of speech morty they're bureaucrats i don't respect them you know what that was all a testimony just an elaborate test to make you more assertive it was sure why not i don't i don't know you know what just you and me morty the outside world is our enemy morty we're the only friends we've got morty it's just rick and morty rick and morty and their adventurous morning rick and morty forever and forever a hundred years freaking morty some things what's the matter with you morty calm down you're kind of killing the vibe in here hey dad where's morty he's busy this is bad morty you're trapped in a dead man listen if the situation keeps darkening do yourself a favor and pop by pirates of the pancreas obviously i'm biased but i think it's great morty it's a bunch of pirates running around it pancreas we don't whitewash it either morty i mean the pirates are really rapey listen to me morty get your clothes off and get in the shower right now morty you you got to trust me morty rick morty keep your hands off your ding dong it's the only way we can speak freely i don't think we can perform our new song the recipe for concentrated dark matter for a crowd this tiny you got that right rick yo everyone whose first name begins with an l who isn't hispanic walk in a circle the same number of times as the square root of your eight times ten [Music] i guess they really do have concentrated dark matter well you know how to make it too right rick yeah yeah yeah yeah uh check the engine room we just need cesium plutonic corks and bottled water grab that bucket okay two parts platonic quarks one part cesium [Applause] all right everybody two parts plutonic quarks one part cesium wow what the hell what what happened back there why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe jerry oh yeah you can't they blew up by the way morty i know you didn't ask her anything but i'm not interested in having sex with you sometimes science has more art than science morty a lot of people don't get that all right morty here we are oh my god rick is that us we're dead look more i'll grab myself you grab yourself okay i mean that seems fair to me i mean that seems like a fair way to divvy it up rick what about the reality we left behind what about the reality where hitler cured cancer morty the answer is don't think about it it's not like we could do this every week anyways we get three or four more of these tops she started beeping and then transformed and tried to fly away strange that's usually the man's job you know what i'm talking about morty up a dub dub this is a sane place where women rule yeah you know what i have to say about that isn't it interesting summer that after all that stuff we just did nothing really mattered and there was no point to it what is my purpose you pass butter oh my god yeah welcome to the club pal i find this all quite preposterous oh i say good sir oh you wanted to be safe from the government so you became a stupid government that makes every rick here less rick than me see when a rick is with a morty the genius waves get canceled out by the uh morty waves why would somebody do this it's horrible well one morty's enough to hide from the bureaucrats but you get you get a whole matrix of mortys and put them in agonizing pain that creates a pattern that can hide even from other ricks but i fiddled with a cop step like this once on paper morty on paper i wouldn't do this it's barbaric overkill i mean you can accomplish the same result with like five mortys and a jumper cable which i also wouldn't do i'm just saying it's bad craftsmanship [Music] you're crying over a morty we would like to compensate you with this voucher for a free replacement morty in the event that you're current morty shut up guys not a good time come on morty let's hit it you know maybe i don't connect because i'm the rickest rick there is rick tell summer she can't have a party uh summer you can't have a party ugh because i'm having a party [ __ ] why do you party to get rickety riggity rexxar rick i got him i got the crystals all right you did it morty rick wait there's something you need to know i couldn't have done it without linkler he said that he was really sorry and that he loves you like a father he only wanted you to accept him and he hopes that his final act would redeem him in your eyes he sacrificed himself to save all of us rick he died well at least he didn't die in vain he got these crystals and these babies just saved this lame ass party woven up and dumped up sweetie is your shirt on backwards oh yeah i like it this way i'm not stupid phew man that guy is the red grin grumble to pretending he knows what's going on oh you agree huh you like that red green grumbold reference well guess what i made him up you really are your father's children think for yourselves don't be sheep our time is fractured you two somehow created a feedback loop of uncertainty that split our reality into two equally possible impossibilities we're exactly like a man capable of sustaining a platonic friendship with an attractive female co-worker we're entirely hypothetical the other rick isn't trying to merge us anymore he thinks he can save his own skin by using the crystal to kill me he probably figures it's easier to eliminate one of the possibilities rather than merge them i have to admit it was always in the back of my mind too the difference is i would never do it you see that get down i told you it's a psycho is this what you want you sick [ __ ] you wanna see joe's or die morty where's your collar i'll fix it i dropped it what the hell what have you done to me morty i'm okay with this be good morty be better than me holy [ __ ] the other caller i'm not okay with this i am not okay with this oh sweet jesus please let me live oh my god i got that i gotta fix this thing please got it heaven please god oh lord hear my prayers yes [ __ ] you god yeah like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office you ever hear about wall street morty you know what those guys do in in their fancy board rooms they take their balls and they dip them in cocaine and wipe them all over each other these are fleur bows do you understand what two humans can accomplish with three thousand of these oh what an entire afternoon at blips and chants oh good job morty you you killed my best customer but you saved a mind-reading fart the [ __ ] up about moon men you miss your fart friend huh well i got a little surprise for you buddy while you were gone i found a new wormhole with millions of beings just like him on the other side and they're all coming to visit what rick no you can't too late morty the holes open i no rick you don't understand hey wait uh do you have five one two six uh i'm not sure morty uh that's a blips and chits ticket what way to go morty yeah whatever uh wait what all right come on jerry the first rule of space travel kids is always check out distressed beacons nine out of ten times it's a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free sh oh one out of ten times it's a deadly trap but i'm ready to roll those dice seems like something terrible happened here yep cha-ching wait wait stop hold it not like this we need a hang glider and a crotchless uncle sam costume and i want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads and i want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father oh yeah i want you [Applause] go go dad why does our house have blast shields trust me beth you don't want to know how many answers that question has you know he does have a lot of really weird made up sounding catchphrases wubba lubba dub dub ricky tikki taffy [ __ ] and that's the way the news goes oh oh really will i remember you as a whiny little piece of shorty oh yeah yeah i've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant the rest is annoying garbage so why don't you do us both a favor and pull the trigger do it do it [ __ ] pull the trigger everybody back if you're not a parasite you have nothing to fear so what about summer why am i always your go-to if you love him you should leave and that's the way the news goes rick are you really a musician who's not a musician morty me yeah not with that attitude you gotta get swifty you gotta get schwifty in here it's time to get schwifty [Music] don't analyze it nathan it's working oh man where are we rick morty remember eight seconds ago and when you said go inside what and i said the battery and then we showed up here and i wasn't like whoa this is unexpected this is not what i was expecting morty what a perplexing mystery this is we're inside the battery i get it now slap on these antennae these people need to think we're aliens what why gee obviously you really know nothing about car repair wait for the ramp morty they love the slow ramp really gets their dicks hard morty got to flip them off i told them it means peace among worlds how hilarious is that what are we gonna do rick we're so screwed he's gonna get to the ship and smash the microverse and then then he's gonna kill us quick morty you gotta turn into a car what a long time ago i implanted you with a subdermal chip that could call upon dormant nanobots in your bloodstream to restructure your anatomy and turn you into a car oh my god concentrate morty concentrate and turn into a car morty never mind here's a taxi get in it's fine you quit school but you still got some learning to do what up my hell sings who wants to hunt a vampire rick what's the vfd so here i am i'm tiny rick oh tiny rick let me out what you see is not the same person as me my life's a lie i'm not who you're looking at let me out set me free i'm really old this isn't me my real body's slowly dying in a vat check out the new dance i made up it's called oh let me out let me out let me out this is not a dance i'm begging for help i'm screaming for help please come let me out kind of weird that you were that willing to sell my existence out for some trim morty but listen i forgive you both because you know what i learned today something important operation phoenix is not the fallback i thought it would be i guess it's back to the drawing board dr glifflop is the best in the galaxy hello i'm dr glib oh my god oh glock god what every hospital claims to have the best doctor in the gal alexey [ __ ] amish [ __ ] shot me she tried to purge me morty you let your wiener do the walking and now i'm dead oh god it hurts she got me right in the goddamn liver morty it's the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty now it has a hole in it i hope it was worth it confirmed shipping jerry oh gosh where is it taking him i assume planet squanch 6 000 light years across the galaxy that's that's insane yeah i know now we have to go to the wedding uh rick is there anything you'd like to tell us about your relationship with this previously unknown galactic government all the important points seem pretty clear no they think they control the galaxy i disagree don't hate the player hate the game son have a tip about rick sanchez yeah he kidnapped me and my family and he left us on dwarf terrace nine he said he was gonna go to the plim plum tavern and listen yes i'm doing what's right for the galaxy by calling you so if we come back to earth can my family have a normal life we only want sanchez sir your family will be fine nice thank you i'm jerry smith and i love sucking big sweaty boners and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks yeah eventually you're either going to relax your cerebellum shonies for the series 9000 is going to turn it into mush relaxed enough i admire you ricky where are we going to the day it all began and ended the moment that changed everything welcome to mcdonald's can i take your order yeah i'd like to get a 10-piece mcnugget and a bunch of the szechuan sauce like as much as you're allowed to give me in in 1998 they had this promotion for the disney film mulan where they where they they they created a new sauce for the mcnuggets called szechuan sauce and it's delicious and then they got rid of it and now it's gone this is the only place we're gonna be able to try it is in my memory rick you're doing this bit while your brain is melting okay all right all right mission control you getting this holy sh yes yes we got it thanks rick i'll try to remember to shut off the brainalyzer actually i think it shuts off automatically once your brain is liquid don't know don't care pull me out hey pull me out can you hear me nope they cannot why not because the code you just uploaded wasn't actually my portalgun formula it was a virus giving me full control over the brainelizer what are you talking about this is a memory you can't alter details of a memory true but you can alter anything you want about a totally fabricated origin story sir rick d99 is returning from the mission alone apparently steel team rick suffered heavy casualties bring him in he says he'll only talk to a rick with higher clearance la dee da give me that d-99 this is the commander-in-chief of the citadel's militia good uh good enough he's a spy blow him up i'm gonna go take a sh freeze employee of the month ladies and gentlemen watch closely as grandpa topples an empire by changing a one to a zero mr president the blimflark's value just dropped to nothing there's a solution here you're not seeing welcome to the darkest year of our adventures first thing that's different no more dad morty he threatened to turn me into the government so i made him and the government go away oh i've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe and i'll i'll go out and i'll find some more of that mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce morty because that's that's what this is all about morty that's my one arm man i'm not driven by avenging my dead family morty that was fake i'm driven by finding that mcnugget sauce okay i want that mulan mcnugget sauce morty that's my series morty what do i well the longer you ate morty the more it's gonna feel like committing a whole murder i think your arm just called it too early because it wasn't the arm of a paramedic here it's the least i can do i owe you this much see morty now we're both accountable hemorrhage and i are taking some time apart oh no some some no but you two were perfect for each other cut the crap rick okay you proved your point i get it let's just go home [Music] coolsies flip the pickle over what i'm gonna touch it and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something come on flip the pickle morty you're not gonna regret it the payoff is huge i turned myself into a pickle morty boom i'm pickle rick oh yes [Music] get that parkour that part [Music] farewell solania i anticipate sophisticated security measures i trust you can be of service there well let me check my list of powers and weaknesses ability to do anything but only whenever i want that sounds like a job for me oh god rick is is this a saw thing are you seriously sawing the vindicators morty i'm a drunk not a hack you break the rules lose the game or try to leave you will die like i think we've seen enough i'll just figure out how to unplug here we go you do have one thing that i'll never have and that thing is the only part of the vindicators with any value to me if you know what it is place it on the platform you're probably confused because we barely know each other but you really stuck your neck out when you gave me props for my awesome jokes in the briefing room everybody else had their heads so far up their ass even my own grandson but you're different mother jerry jerry come on we gotta go you gotta come with me jerry rick it's important jerry the fate of the galaxy rests on your shoulders let's go put some pants on no never mind there's no time for pants jerry i'll make you a pair of pants on the way it's a rick and jerry adventure rick and jerry episode self-righteous piece of you took my family i took your family who do you think had more taken from them when you shot 20 ccs of liquid dream killer into my daughter there's a spaceport 20 miles south we'll be able to board a galaxy class cruise ship and jump through a wormhole that'll put us within spinning distance of the milky way but hey it's about the journey not the destination right jerry everybody [ __ ] off morty i need your help we we need to go on a quick adventure you said i could go to school today that was before i needed something morty i control you i control the universe yeah yeah get it get some run up your [ __ ] ass you guess you just discovered a new element you think you could do that morty you think anyone but me could do that ever in a billion years do you think if god existed he could do it the answer is no if god exists it's [ __ ] me you can keep the apartment and and and the the drones she can't keep the drones they turn into a little voltron robot they're awesome you can't keep the drones you should know you just killed your only leverage then come and get me [ __ ] stop i'm rick d sanchez iii owner of this here wafer establishment and i say that the rick in there is right he's more rick than any of you he's a terrorist what rick isn't we've possessed forms your mind can accept here are some customary clothing gifts please put them on may we uh of course yes we followed your instructions we have so much to learn from you i know right see those two fleshy sacks under his chin morty grab them you remember the coats now twist wants to make a deal half the codes now half after you finish but can't we trust wait what finish what uh you know i thought i was torturing him oh when this disappoints you do i tell him we don't have a deal morty because if we could kill our enemies but we can't jack them off then how are we better than them you [ __ ] with squirrels morty we got a good five minutes before they're backing up on our ass morty we have to pack up and move to a new reality morty you know we i said we can only do that a couple of times we're over here because of these damn squirrels morty god oh yeah this place is the safest here's some things an adventure needs beth conflict stakes a way for me to benefit and clearly morty but tommy's still in there raping muppets and eating babies yep luckily that's not our problem rick do you need a drink in here yes son you have a right to refuse his order and i guarantee you're gonna die if you touch me and there's no afterlife everything just goes black don't do it rick okay what was that death what kind instinct does anyone have a shot yes nine people i can show you but i wouldn't recommend fire god you are dumb jesus he's not a [ __ ] god you know what i am you don't know what i can do it's cool rick doctor who and this [ __ ] nobody gets it nothing you think matters matters this isn't special this this is happening infinite times across infinite realities including this yes hi i've placed an auto-response chip in my brain so i can spend time with my family but you are spending time with your family thank you for talking to rick geez you're really this pissed about my mom making sure i'm okay with our adventures what's next morty what if i want you to jump off the empire state building i have to ask yes and you seriously don't see how that's a slippery slope wait a minute what morty do you have a death crystal in your pocket maybe a little monster i thought you were masturbating you took that in stride i'd rather i address it you idiot i have 800 000 kids don't forget your voicemail you have 470 000 messages that's half of them okay what do you want so next time you stumble onto a toilet that feels too good for your ass trust me it is you're not gonna kill me don't tell me what to do you're right tony i'm done fighting time to be free oh wait you're actually gonna oh god morty's still working on that stupid heist script it's up in his room with his [ __ ] thumb up his ass skipped on the last three adventures i don't know five of my friends got netflix deals what it's a very achievable goal you could lose him i'm not gonna [ __ ] lose him that i'm gonna nip this [ __ ] in the bud no as a matter of fact you're not nipping anything in the bud if morty ever gives up on a single dream it better be because of his own disillusionment heist detron calculate miles nightly's current heist plan and add one double cross with a switcheroo compiling crew members most likely to double cross good job hike to tron uh and i programmed you to believe that a most curious algorithm i'm starting to think heists are just really dumb now you know i can't put my finger on why but i'd really like to go are you sure yeah yeah no i'm sure man it's as if someone stole his enthusiasm for his own idea i'll just hang out with you and go on adventures and do whatever you want to do you know forever oh well huh okay i mean that's what you want do you indulge in volcanic i made your atomic matrix slightly lighter than air and now your shoes are heavier than air which makes you neutrally buoyant which i find personally more impressive conceptually than walking on water but what do i know i wasn't born into the god business i earned god damn it what is that obviously it's a space snake there's snakes in space there's literally everything in space morty now get the back in the car you know what this one counts as one of your adventures hey come on no freebies oh man i wanted to go to boob world well now we can't because you [ __ ] up gotta learn a lesson you want to go to boob world summer uh not today this sucks we have to leave the train we don't have to do anything morty this is just a structural guide we're obviously going to impart our own style yeah i don't like how meta this is getting rich shut up morty you're 14. you watch videos of people on youtube reacting to youtube i'll be the judge when we get too meta holy [ __ ] rick what do we do there's no way out you're right morty sometimes it does seem like there's no way out like it's hopeless but remember there's always someone there for us who my best friend and personal savior jesus christ what heavenly father heavenly father thank you for sending your only begotten i accept you into my heart no this sucks stop you guys would never do this fill me with your spirit make me a shining city on a hill you didn't ask questions or raise ethical complaints you you just looked straight into the bleeding jaws of capitalism and said yes daddy please and i'm i'm so proud of you i only wish you could have bought more i i love buying things so much morty rick are you do you need to go to the hospital i love you morty give grandpa a kiss give me give grandpa a kiss lips if you want all right marty here's the plan put this back on your face i'm not putting that back on my face relax it's dead okay now it's dead you said you'd keep me more in the loop this year look away beth daddy loves you my ass my ass this is it morty it's full circle from the pilot full circle oh i guess we uh i guess we both just had to take a sh yeah i i guess we uh let's just end it quit death come on oh man [Applause] holy sh what the thank you morty sounds good or maybe i'll just kill you what because [Music] or you want to go have some fun i want to have some fun oh my god there were definitely consequences what are you talking about i mean you did everything you did it all happened no the the respawn button the do-over it's not a do-over you just did it that's right you little [ __ ] it's the prestige you prestigious how many did i kill me morty even those times when i especially those times it's over morty feel this take this in this is god i'm sorry i'm sorry is that what you want me to say what what do i do well i'm stumped seems like there's no way out of this one unless god damn it yeah i guess it is uh what did you call it uh a shitty idea god damn it say the vet is good so that is good kiss the bat you came where is she you're looking at her i i don't understand isn't it obvious morty i [ __ ] the planet you kids are my heroes you saved grandpa's life and love you so much we played video games and got a high we did wrong come on now you kids you did real good here you did good getting high and played video games is the best i know this is bad parenting but if you stop fighting you both get mcdonald's how about i just blow my brains out starting with hers okay wendy's we love wendy's i think they even gave us some money oh am i not a non-threat now if one of you is still alive you're my real daughter if you're both alive don't hurt the other one she's just a clone she's not worth it i'm coming baby where is tammy oh don't worry about her i killed her i loved her really huh then can i suggest as an alternate name crazy whipped person never thought this was how i died we're nowhere near venice and you're not a dwarf in a raincoat [Music] big money big money eyes on the lady switcheroo which one's which those were just some of our favorite moments from seasons one through four are there any others that you love that we missed let us know in the comments below make sure to like and subscribe and we'll see you guys for more rick and morty

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Length: 29min 52sec (1792 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 04 2021