100 Rick Sanchez Technologies and Gadgets (Part-2) | Rick and Morty

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[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] because my epidermis is laced with the nano fiber defense mesh because like I said I don't remember last night there's a spaceport 20 miles south we'll be able to board a galaxy-class cruise ship and jump through a wormhole that will put us within spitting distance of the Milky Way but hey it's about the journey not the destination right Jerry system 6000 kill him that is my groins yousa believe me I got a lot more use out of that thing than he ever did okay okay take it easy don't do it I love you good boy daddy's little boy summer get out of here [Music] this mood tower Morty is the perfect height in metallic composition for the amplification of beaming of toxic energies do you think about that Morty are you excited about that Morty oh man I'm just freaked out it is too high appearance I flip this switch the entire world is gonna be just as toxic as us baby just do it you piece up I'm back baby regular Rick Messer of both worlds check it out excuse me the hell is this this Morty is my archive of all the experiences you've begged me to remove from your life lest you go insane I call them Morty's mind blowers it's so oh my god oh Christ uh yeah true level Finch Morty I need darkness to prime these optical inductors hit the leftmost light switch by the door for me the left who doesn't wish they could talk to animals Rick most humans there I'm done just stay out of trouble gotta keep moving can't stop up down down up up up down down up stop down a little bit more tea you [ __ ] with squirrels Morty talk a little bit more about the tesseract yeah I don't care how you made it I want to know if Tommy's still in there relax best if he is we'll find him [Music] [Music] I know that a father should say you have a right to refuse his order and I guarantee you're gonna die if you touch me and there's no afterlife everything just goes black don't do it okay what was that death what kind instant there was no sound he just died yeah terrifying it's a terrifying thing to watch happen it's called the deterrent Sonny would have a shot yes I can show you I'm a crisis detection and correction hologram generated by a chip that real Ric put in your spine grab the gun with the blue handle from the trunk and get a tissue sample from the corpse all right now take that to the trunk and insert it into the clone compiler [Music] rounded back up data operation Phoenix what the hell I asked this protocol what he took by meeseeks boxes all that's left of these shitty Kirkland brand meeseeks boxes what do you want damn your Morty sucks [Music] activating time boobie suits total waste the snakes that's not the question line lab coat ripoff dr. heiss the Tron state your prime directive to calculate miles Knightley's current heist plan and add one double cross with a switcheroo compiling crew members most likely to double cross more to go ahead and activate this golem a gonococcus a pulley [ __ ] dumb all right who wants to be infused with like unreasonable power Oh can I be like a sexy arrow shooting lady yeah whatever there's no rules I don't care Oh what is this I need you in one spot for a clean mind scan mind scan look you're overthinking it what Oh son of a [ __ ] I told you no more raise what rate ajiz at me with a major atomic matrix slightly lighter than air and now your shoes are heavier than air which makes you neutrally buoyant which I find personally more impressive conceptually than walking on water but what do I know I wasn't born into the god business I [ __ ] earned it whoa [Applause] Jerry yes honey let us just come get you I am so touched that you care for me this much but I'm fine and I just want to put up these Christmas lights and I will beat your world here you gotta go see you soon what are you doing reminding myself to commit even more to your [ __ ] hey [ __ ] [ __ ] you takes one to know one heck hey man you you okay it would [ __ ] you what screw you here come on was it really that hard what do you think come on Morty yeah I wonder why I had a black eye 40 shut the [ __ ] up and put these on [Music] what was it healed your leg 50% the rest is on you big man that's what I'm talking about respect my brother yeah that makes sense sorry we tried puts in it time to go in hot brick pewter initiate unnecessarily badass [Music] good or maybe I'll just kill you what because I [ __ ] do son of a [ __ ] what do you want me to explain or you want to go have some fun I have some fun oh my god Rick this is this is thank you thank me later go nuts that's crap ah ever and merge the probable realities so that only one Morty did them just do it all right let me just sink these up and get you back to your demands wait so you're not even my Rick then why do you know about the vagary Rick has a bad [Applause] [Music] [Music] so much for camping nope we are going and camping there's trees over there we're on solid ground Oh summer already go camp with your father well welcome to lack of abandonment you for real just try to smite me Siri triangulate source of power got you now you son of a [ __ ] sweetie you handle the hippies all handles off-brand Yahweh kick his ass dad bear witness actually disintegrating is that really hit we did a the invisibility built he grazed him that's gonna hurt in like 10 seconds thanks Morty why should I let you use it you never let me use it and I have the belt it would really piss off Morty fantastic idea what the hell you jerk give it share the invisibility smart guns whitelist human life and the therapists please I've rigged with a lot of voice-activated escape contingencies mmm these are all good points I need to take a long look at myself I don't discuss problems i incinerate them everybody in the car
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Channel: A7 312
Views: 5,831,700
Rating: 4.8528457 out of 5
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Length: 11min 40sec (700 seconds)
Published: Sun Jul 19 2020
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