RICK AND MORTY: The Mortyest Moments EVER (Seasons 1-4)

when rick and morty first began morty was more of a punching bag for rick and his crazy sci-fi needs since then morty has evolved and grown immensely from a character who rick used specifically because of how dummy was morty's understanding of the multiverse and how to survive in sci-fi situations has emerged as well as his overall confidence and understanding of himself with that being said here are the morteous morty moments of rick and morty so far you're gonna be adam and jessica's gonna be that's the surprise no you can't jessica doesn't even know i exist hi jessica can i show these to you wow they're both great thank you when you're wearing these things babe these babies you can basically just walk on any surface you want morty up down below turned around to the left these things really bring it all together you have to turn them on morty oh man oh oh geez oh i'm sorry morty it's a bummer in reality you're as dumb as they come inception made sense you don't have to try to impress me morty hey yo scary t don't even trip about your pants dog here's a pair on us full oh [ __ ] here here take these morty take these are these pills supposed to wake me up or something close it's gonna make your kidneys shut down what this holiday is about humanity you know i thought it was about being born half god or something hey just so you know i i'm actually 14. so you know what not 12 oh okay you know because he just said i was 12. oh good for you oh morty strike one what is five times nine um you know it's uh at least 40. morty that's exactly correct what about that morty okay okay you got me on that one oh really morty are you sure you haven't seen that somewhere in real life before no no i haven't seen that i mean why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster rick i mean that would be like the scariest place for them to live all right morty let's put a pin in this i got to help your pathetic family oh that sounds like something a chicken would say you done did it this time it's on your adventure's in a spiral for real man time to pull out you keep heckling my adventure rick you know why uh because it's lame because you're petty you know how many times have i had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap i always roll with the punches rick why can't you oh all right morty i just gotta combine it with some of your dna oh well okay uh here morty i need one of your hairs i love morty and i hope morty loves me i'd like to wrap my arms around him and feel him inside me oh crap what is going on rick i'm freaking out calm down look at me calm down morning naked no the kids you better call me calm yourself morning morty calm down morty morty you gotta calm down morning will you listen to me morty shut up and listen to me you know i thought that robot over there looked pretty cool you know oh it looks cool huh that's why you want it yeah you know i mean it's different from the stuff on earth okay the 60 for the resonator and my grandson wants the sex robot i can't go outside anyway so what you could do things inside i mean you could play guitar you could masturbate i don't want to masturbate i want to conquer the planet all right that's it no more history channel this tv is for cartoons and video games only i hate video games you take that back wow he's my son and if you hurt him you have to kill me rick oh cool is that crystallizate it conducts electrons across dimensions 20 accurate as usual morty because that means they can keep mining until pluto goes from planet to asteroid to meteor and finally um a party is everyone in your family an idiot for sure me and my dad are hey morty oh oh hey dad i'm scared rick maybe we should go home and stockpile weapons like that show doomsday preppers see when a ricket is with a morty the genius waves get canceled out by the uh morty waves um because uh our personalities are so different we're giving in to the power of the one true morty one day he will return praise the one true morty all right mortys listen up my name is morty smith from earth dimension c137 i know you're scared because i'm scared but that's no reason to accept our fate we're mortys we're not defined by our relationships to rick our destiny is our own this sounds like something the one true morty might say he is the one true morty [Applause] and you know it would go without saying that the rickest rick would have the mortiest morty it would go without saying huh yeah it would did you hear me say it nah the mortiest morty just don't get too big for your loafers buster brown gonna do this again this time be like grandpa you mean drunk oh is this where you think i'm going do you think i'm standing here well maybe you're right you have arrived at cromboculus michael brown why are you fighting can't you see you're all the same oh summer first race war huh oh there's no place like home there's no place like home remember summer oh from dorothy in the tiny people movie all the tiny people they take us away why did all the drinks have to be extra-large oh the hulk i just got that pull the trigger do it do it [ __ ] pull the [ __ ] trigger oh wow baby wizard was a parasite he set me up with my wife what the hell i figured it out rick the parasites can only create pleasant memories i know you're real because i have a ton of bad memories with you oh my god i thought you went to a concert we forgot the tickets why in the kitchen i do it everywhere stop shaming me you're not the victim here i hate you and i was thinking about your friend grace morty just put it down you don't know what you're doing i'm going to go find mom and dad no oh [ __ ] oh great oh boy what's wrong randy is it the quantum carburetor or something quantum carburetor jesus morty you can't just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something huh looks like something's wrong with the microverse battery we're gonna have to go inside um go inside what the battery morty oh man where are we rick morty remember eight seconds ago and when you said go inside what and i said the battery and then we showed up here and i wasn't like whoa this is unexpected this is not what i was expecting morty what a perplexing mystery this is we're inside the battery i get it this is cool allah the spirit tree for generations it has guided the you have to get us the [ __ ] out of here i masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day look i i don't care what it takes you two are putting aside your [ __ ] and you're working together to get us back home no can't do morty i just can't i just don't see how i can you're smart you'll figure it out all right okay okay okay wrap it up you guys are the [ __ ] worst your gods are alive [ __ ] you [Music] what vampires are real yes summer vampires are real who knew oh right all humanity for hundreds of years now yes summer it's a big universe get used to it right rick how are you gonna just make me do whatever you say huh i'm gonna do what real rick would do if he was here i'm gonna kick your ass [Music] rick i know you're in there i know you're trying to get out that's it where do you hold them down summer we need you to take down this number quit screwing around morty are you all right no why are you with teddy mason holy [ __ ] dad shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] morty i don't want to be a little help guy but a little help a spoon morty a spoon i'm sorry there's a pile of silverware next to you and you throw me the one thing that can never kill anything i said through his entire screenplay i sat through it yes did you want me to weep with joy it's terrible whoa morty we're guests here i tried to be a good guest he dragged it out of me i'm taking down the speaker no stop that's not fair just because you hate your own writing doesn't make me a bad person you like that you want me to cut to three weeks earlier when you were alive hey hey arthurisha um maybe i could i have a boyfriend okay i'm not trying to be rude i just i don't want to lead you on uh i i understand i mean thank you so much for helping end the festival but i have a boyfriend and okay okay you can stop saying it i took it okay the first time and now you're just repeating stuff oh i'm sorry it's okay oh you're so sweet i just oh but i can't yeah you're still doing it swirl sucks our life sucks why are we doing this for someone that would never do anything for anyone but himself that's not the point dad we love rick for the most part hey uh i was gonna hop over to the gloppy drop system get some ice cream you you want me to come with i mean don't you need my brain waves for camouflage or something i'll be okay so if you really want your grandpa back grab a shovel the one that won't let you down is buried in your backyard you're right what no i'm not right i i i was using ghoulish overkill ghoulish overkill summer all right it's been great guys um i really only wanted to stop by here for a quick i told you so how was this a fair trial our lawyer is a morty i wanted you to have a normal life that's something you can't have when rick shows up everything real turns fake everything right is wrong all you know is that you know nothing and he knows everything and well well he's not a villain summer but he shouldn't be your hero he's more like a demon or a super [ __ ] up god if you think my rick's dead he's alive and if you think you're safe he's coming for you you're a serious idiot morty you basically killed us all right who's stupid now [ __ ] good job morty let's go kids what what happened oldest rick trick in the book fake gun shoot me and stand up brilliant oh yeah good good thing i saw that note [Music] [ __ ] you pal who else wants some who wants to be my [ __ ] of a dad today this isn't over is it that means no it isn't over or you disapprove of the question make a fist if this isn't over this isn't over morty oh geez i'm so down with my parents divorce dog like don't even trip how's school morty i like school and stuff kinda and i'm getting better grades than when you and dad were quote mode staying together for the kids end quote mode hey rick why is there a syringe of mysterious fluid hanging directly over you also why is the string attached to it running through a pair of scissors attached to a timer and why is the timer set to 10 minutes from now exactly when we would have left for therapy i morty smith invoke my right to choose one in every 10 rick and morty adventures read them and weep good damn it we're doing vindicators too oh you guys hit the baskets i'll disarm the drunkenly improvised neutrino bomb there's a 40 chance it's a dud but you should still stay back morty how many of these too many rick too many so the hospital just lets you walk right out of there with horse parts in a bag for christ's sakes morty i think we got disconnected morty don't morty me i tricked rick into taking dad on an adventure because i thought i could get a break from this kind of sh but no like father like goddamn daughter what are you gonna do when your daughter asks you if she's attractive i'll say yes morty gross well she's gonna be super hot her mother's gonna be jessica ethan ethan hey it's okay sit down you made my sister cry ethan you mess with her body image look morty shh careful ethan your s'more is burning i mean obviously if someone special comes along but i mean really special like nothing i've even remotely considered in the past holy sh that was pure luck i was not in control of that situation at all what do you think about that oh i think i think my voice is annoying it is and it's your best quality so true now who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions you don't know or y'all just bored hey listen you know wha if we're all bored over here wouldn't the common denominator be you i did it rick i got the tank i'm a piece of [ __ ] but i got the tank the election's got these yellow shirts more riled up than a picture day jessica i wish incest porn had a more mainstream appeal for a friend of mine wow it's so oh oh oh oh my god oh christ uh yeah true level [ __ ] morty come on we're leaving for school oh everything's crooked reality is poison i i want to go back i hate this what's his deal morning morning go to school summer i'll go in mori's memory and do a little ah zip tie [Music] wow dad your place looks way less like a crack house it's actually clean like a cocaine house she's a crew tabulon warrior priestess from crew tabulon uh i know where crew tabulons are from dad a chimentolo chimentolo younglings you knew earth was my domain i don't like what you're insinuating dad can we go now hold on a second i'm starting to get the feeling that i was the rebound dad you just got handed an ex machina you're taking it recognize the rare element sanchezium we've been preparing for a rick level eventuality for some time you mean you've been ordering other people to prepare for it well you sat on your ass at peace summit these summers are important oh yeah they work great we're really drowning in peace rick did you tell my mom she might be a clone no i i told her she wasn't well isn't that what you teleclone it's upright yeah yeah i'm just uh following my instinct will you just go up stop you're gonna make me die wrong wait a minute what morty do you have a death crystal in your pocket maybe a little monster i thought you were masturbating you took that in stride i'd rather i address it you will go where i want you to go [Music] run run my baby do you think rick would have that rule because he's a disruptive foe no dad no to keep something horrible from happening something he's too lazy to explain guys we're getting our first users adventures of jerry and morty okay dad i want to say something i started today disgusted and embarrassed to be your son and then later i thought we were going to die because you're a loser there's no more nope now quit [ __ ] up and let's go this you can take this stupid fake soul bond contract and you can we must begin a 10 [ __ ] soul orgy wait wait what become the old [ __ ] [ __ ] phoenix dragon wait hold on hold on there's got to be something else in here there's got to be another way just give me a second i haven't read all this yet oh god i killed their what's his name their buzz aspirin it's actually buzz advil morty and uh this is totally different oh monster you know what this one counts as one of your adventures hey come on no freebies oh man i wanted to go to boob world well now we can't because you [ __ ] up the train is obviously amplifying and linking unrelated narrative fields uh-huh morty i told you if you found me again identify yourself i didn't know it was you tickets please dude i'm sure you've got like so many tickets at this point jesus the tickets please guy is cut he he's he's got those things what do you call them the um pump gutters okay morty tell a story unrelated to us i love you ever since you were mailed to me by a doctor woman your special time is your power it makes you strong like a boob fight them with your heavy special time you do it too [Music] a feminist masterpiece how was i at least rich did i at least sell out and sell vitamins or something rick i've watched enough pornhub to know what a studio apartment looks like god damn by having you blinked uh for 20 minutes and why uh doesn't your mouth move when you talk oh geez look at me i fell down on on on the floor give a little yeehaw if you want they always do a little yeehaw like a cowboy yeehaw good enough so you did a 911. almost did a 911 we went with the pearl harbor we're pretty classy now that that's out of the way who wants to do some math i'll do it a bold move morty smith but can you deliver oh i've got something to deliver [Music] [Music] yes [Music] [Music] oh hi jessica hey i'm sorry i brushed you off the other day i was just trying to be cool i don't even know what you're talking about but you seem different like you finally found yourself yeah i i guess i have that's good to hear i like who you found yeah yeah i do too to catch a predator what the hell thermal goggles [ __ ] how do you like that [ __ ] i liked it more than my old belt tiny big man junior you should have shared you are under arrest for crimes against the new improved galactic federation wait what how are you doing that you're not psychic are you do you have psychic powers uh yes are they strong powers we're just looking for your mother you can't like stop our hearts can you i can okay we surrender holy morty and summer we work together that's that's our arc we went from siblings to invisible to working together it's not citizen kane but why compete with whatever's going on here i killed him i did i did it off-screen damn it morty fix your underwear i saw your balls for a second that's on you these were all of our favorite morty moments was there anything you think we missed and what are some of your favorite moments let us know in the comments below make sure to like and subscribe and i'll 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Id: Y0Uj2yG-zhQ

Length: 20min 22sec (1222 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 16 2021