richard pryor mafia joke

I worked at a mafia nightclub in Youngstown Ohio I was 19 I was 19 years old right and I didn't know about the Mafia um my father was the baddest I'd ever seen so the Mafia didn't mean to me I did not relate to the market right and I worked with this lady satin doll she was the star of the show beautiful black stripper right cause usually in those days they had like in clubs at her a singer and a stripper in emcee I was MC and she was the first black star every man sad now Jack hoes cuz Duke elegant had written a tune about her you know that's what she used to dance to an act she was beautiful she was 16 in oh this was fine no Mecca I'm not lying Lena Horne didn't have on her and she was crying backstage no I gotta get to Buffalo they won't pay me but I said who are you club owners what I say all their mother gonna pay me bet bet and I this is how ignorant I was I had a cap pistol you know name blank starter pistols I busted into the office with this EEMA all right given the money boo boo doing my best black you you know that usually scared whitey to death and these didn't do nothing and I'm sure that those men are sitting in that room today laughing because that's what this duty to stolen ah this is gear they women hey Tony come in when we rich do the gun again ain't gonna command stick-up mugging here's American boy he's got a bag of gooses on him are here come here we like the huggy and rub again and grab your things you've got him illumos in there this dog again goes into google labor move and they always say you don't understand because hey you want a little cozy little win hey Paulo fix him a little Manos I know those little Susie on how fry it up they like fried fish kid I come in it you come in the other gun and gear on Moochie Bella my god hey everybody I'll tell mom it's all right when I was gone and paid everybody off let everybody go and kept me like a pet to my plugin like this you're just and well don't you do you got family anywhere you got family now I'm gonna goes out I need who is it carmine tell him I call him back tell him is a stick-up and these start telling murder stories and you remember when doozy hey remember when I made my bones ah may I - go away was Cleveland right Teamster big mouth heard a lot of people right you know ice picks my pain rich so we're at the dry down me Johnny salami the caboose Oh brothers they own the funeral parlor you carry we bury ah got me a kid so we take this jerk-off out bowling drive him around get him a few drinks say let's get some broads I a little motel we're set up moving the Johnny so we take him around it gets kind of stone drops his glass I say now I pop him with the ice pick right I'm popping this blood squirting everyone's your way I'm status oh god don't kill me I'll you you Guinea and the I Spit breaks ah I'm standing there with a piece of wood in Miami as it's not a salami what do I do Genesis wait till it melts as oh oh what a good old days uh uh huh what's the matter rich you don't look so good hey it's Barlow get me a little but all we got away home you want us to give you a ride

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Views: 10,333,463

Keywords: Richard Pryor, comedy, italian, joke

Id: m3D6Qc6uByo

Length: 4min 53sec (293 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 02 2014