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Tentacruel seems interest in your mum I like where this is going look man I'm just saying you got a freak the Tentacruel to assert dominance it won't be doing that kind of creepy stuff if you can show it that it is the anime girl hello everybody welcome to calvess my name is LUMO and today we're gonna be looking at our slash hole up a subreddit where people say things they just kind of make you go pull up and if you don't pull up then you're just as bad as they are let's get right into it 6:11 Food Mart 7/11 8:11 no pum paara if you guys don't get it there is a conspiracy theory that 9/11 was an inside job and let me tell you there's some people in some places they shouldn't be we believe that I've got nothing else to add to that in fact I might just want to remove that post never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do just look at Beethoven everyone told to him he would never be a musician just because he was deaf but did he listen no he didn't that was the point of being that's not so much a hole up as it is just clever wordplay and I'm I'm genuinely a fan of that Beethoven is like the prime example of people told me I couldn't so I did go go Frick yourselves people remember you're more than your disabilities this is Sam the slug he always smiles you'll never catch him crying if he ever does the Sultan his tears might melt off his face just like his wife and son look at Sam still smiling that's me that last image is me that's a mood I might make that my profile image from disco in fact I'm doing that god that's terrifying back when I used to play World of Warcraft during the Pandaria expansion all of the pandas are super chill and like happy all the time because they have to militantly be happy because if they are not happy it summons shadowy like emotion demons that will destroy their village imagine living like that or imagine living like if you cry you burn your face it's horrifying I love it I use ice cream trucks to persuade my kids to take their medicine I'll try that how's that ice cream Toby it was poisoned you'll be gone soon oh look is the antidote you from a long and painful past I hope I never have to do that with my kids but simultaneously that bottle looked suspiciously like rat poison that might beat the straight hole up that man just poisoned his son when you find a little girl crying in the cemetery and you ask her what's wrong and she says her family hasn't been visiting her she's gonna steal you by and she's gonna use it to experience the teenage life she never got to live no no the comments have the real hold up ghost [ __ ] ate that bad stop stop stop stop stop stop stop that's a cursed comment can we just submit that ourselves to curse comments and react to it on the next cursed comments video I learned to do that humans are made on beds born on beds and died on beds English teacher and I serve them die in my basement all right Daniel now we need you to explain exactly what you've been doing to these corpses and why you don't have the ceremonial death bed down in your basement upon which they might pass I need to know why you aren't even providing this basis basis of courtesies oh no a cop trying to distract the girl from her dad dying in a car crash don't scroll without liking you see that orphanage over there you weren't supposed to do it oh my god no that's I mean I appreciate the cop actually trying his best to comfort a girl who's about to have her entire world just ripped out from under her like yeah that actually makes my heart bleed a little bit but like I hate to imagine he's just like and that's where you're gonna live I hear they treat the kids awfully you're gonna get real strong real quick oh god I hate it when your voodoo doll gets stuck under here never have a voodoo doll of yourself you're bound to hurt yourself but what if yeah me out you suck your own penis ah yes yes a phantom not as we call it you've heard of middle your solid the phantom pain now get ready for Metal Gear Rising the Phantom nah all y'all ever have a phantom nut will you just reach your hand into the jar of peanuts but there's nothing there but you still come out with nuts it's bizarre it's an experience list of girls he freaked my friend me who only fricked one female my friend's mom Paul dude now we had we had this one friend at my school who had an insanely attractive mother and she became single when I was near the end of high school and she kept confiding in me all the things that were going on and I were sitting here just like what's happening why are you telling you about how Santa isn't real and why my friends won't have Christmas this year like I'm here to listen to you but it was really weird having like an attractive adult whom sty did wants to insert PP into tell me about all of these issues she was having as if I was like someone of her age and nothing happened of it but it's still weird so you have to think about to this day when she just like hey cam can I can I talk with you for a second she pulled me aside and just be like things have been really hard recently I'm like yeah no it's okay let it out and I'm sitting here just like what is happening watching from Japan smiley face little Nass Wow thank you I didn't say it was good you freaking suck now quality bait quality bait but I want to draw attention to their profile image which appears to be Joe Swanson from Family Guy photoshopped onto garnet from Steven universe people say that this is the last image you see before you die could this be gog a message to American Airlines 9 minutes and 11 seconds hold up 911 votes man I remember the funny haha times when the planes hit real thing god I can't think of I can't think of 911 anymore cuz I was very young what happened but I can't think of it anymore without thinking of that horrible spongebob mistakes into miracles so bad all Korean vegetables delicious that looks like some sprouty boys some squash Oh glorious leader Kim jong-un only one of them is the supreme vegetable God can we can we talk for a moment about how people are like wife wising a dictator right now can we talk this isn't the platform for that at all but I just want to tell you if you think about doing that just move to North Korea get atoms get out of the free world cuz you clearly don't want to be here good night that's that that be who was we all saw on Twitter who was just like hey there um if you don't have ten dollars to donate to my twitch stream like what the Frick are you even doing what's your life you need to give me ten dollars right now like eight first of all hate but I think that is her I love the top comment by fellows this is where the fun begins from PETA animals don't belong in the circus I'm not saying it all six times Elmo Elmo's basement no no stop Elmo it's not allowed I get that you're potentially monstrous and an M no of some sort but like no you're sentient they're not stop Elmo get some help we talked about this Pope simulator will let you live the papal life of his holiness can't wait to unlock the bonus level of Smashing all the local kids how many Popes have been convicted for I'm just going to call it choirboy Courtin cuz that is a and I feel like I feel like this has been happening too regularly that it's become like a normalized joke like oh yeah I gotta ask how many how many Popes have done the bad that if you're brave enough I have nothing to say about this i dad is hilarious shadow placement I love that big pipi pipi is it for Frick sake or for Frick sake it's for a work email so it has to sound professional neither its before Phrixus sake the sake is on the behalf of the Frick you need so you need a possessive get yourself together this is a workplace as when you pointed out this should have an apostrophe to show possessive the real question is whether or not it should be for Frick sake or for Frick say is this sake is it for the sake of all Fricks or just this trick in particular now first of all I'm amazed I did that without actually swearing but yeah this doesn't really belong here I mean this is good information so I'd like to formally request that it makes it in the video but this ain't a hole up I guess that gets the hole up is it's for a work email so it has to sound rational but I've seen some work emails I've had a job or two that's not unusual when you want to make it obvious that two characters are married make them look like brother and sister [Music] it's country time no you cease you cease that tomfoolery right now genuinely though I really don't understand why that's a thing like Peter Peter Family Guy and Lois Family Guy look nothing alike so I'm not sure why the gold is it the gold fingers is that their name I'm not sure why they had to look similar The Simpsons same deal I don't understand it it's very confusing I think it's to draw more parallels to like how the kids look if that makes sense when you buy noise-canceling headphones and you can still hear the voices inside your head oh I love I love Face Swap Mike Wazowski we have this emot-- like we have this as an emot-- on my discord server with my buddies like my final fantasies skilled discord and it is a the tag is quite literally spirit animal and I love it this is the penultimate like disgusted but not surprised face and I genuinely love it you need to start asking questions Dave I love that dog that dog is so good about dog nose genuinely though I'm willing to bet they probably adopted like that's that's a pretty dead giveaway if we're being real if you're if your baby has more melatonin than you and you did not adopt you might want to start asking some questions if they also have more melatonin than your partner I'm just saying you created group Julius Caesar he removed dagger you added dagger you removed dagger you added dagger what the Frick Brutus you removed dagger Caesar left at least he wasn't crushed by a giant stone cross that would be the worst way for Caesar to die I'm glad he didn't can you like that you like that reference when you unclip her bra and your credit card fall a hold on I need to do this with the proper emphasis when you unclip her bra and your credit card fall out he looks so betrayed I mean honestly dudes got like that that fire kind of like angle like he's he's got them good good eyebrows but like ah my goodness that is some I don't know I don't know how to feel about that like that's that's definitely theft but also like that she forgets she was stealing from you like there's a lot of circumstances that lead up to that point also curse comment the top comment now how did she steal that if she's been dead for a week stop it wrong subreddit how much are you selling in the car for $5,000 how old are the tires I don't know it's my dead father's car well getting a Ouija board and ask him no this is definitely fake because I refuse to accept that anyone is that disrespectful there's also not a lot of hole up here that's just like a crappy edgy joke it's not there's not much quality there that's not some hole up it made me laugh but it's not some hole up please disconnect from the Bluetooth speaker and We Need to Talk come downstairs what are you doing in my shrub remix mmm still don't understand the whole lot I don't know the context of this actual normal image like the base image that spawned this meme I'm pretty sure they were watching like hentai I think that was the context but this isn't really a whole lot this is just a parent who doesn't understand my religion of Shrek being both a love and life my son son emoji was so cute today he asked me dad a clouds candy heart eyes emoji I told him there a water swear to Drew Brees emoji then he asked dad what's Earth's defense system and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes no obsidian black what is the defense system father that's a good bait and switch I kind of love that I wish for the launch codes father father the codes father oh my god that's good I like that funny maymay good haha when you eat put on LSD when your trip ends and you realize it was your dog stop I've had enough I've had enough of you you need to cease you need to desist you need to just never don't have a dog never had a dog he looks like my father but he is my neighbor hmm hmm I know little homie you might want to start questioning a couple of things handsome and oh I wish I had his chin and beard genuinely I want I want that like a nice stubble going on that's that's well-maintained so that's all the time we have today here in kelps if you like this is gonna be another hole up popping on your screen in a couple of seconds so while you wait for that why'd it subscribe and hit like because both of these things help us make reddit content for you every single day as always my name has been LUMO and I hope to see you in that very next calvess video have a lovely day or don't I'm not your dad [Music]

Channel: Kalbus

Views: 87,053

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Id: RVCw5ZwLB5A

Length: 14min 3sec (843 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 30 2020