This Video Will Make You Say Hol' Up - V1

DANC if i doggo wants you to like the video and subscribe right now bell delphine comes back and plugs only fans simps I'll take your entire stock hashtag dank if I means your funny comment to be featured next see you tomorrow pull up with everything going on you'd think America is cursed adore something like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground oh wait the perfect police officer doesn't exist cop that doesn't see race just shoots everyone good [ __ ] Marv I don't know how you do it your mother is the only woman in the world to have three points if you're 28 plus and a man is taking you to Red Lobster as a date then you need to re-evaluate the kind of men you're dating if you're 28 plus and you're still evaluating men based on where they take you out to eat rather than the quality of time spent you need to reevaluate your life this is one of the reasons why men don't date anymore I'm 85 I'm telling you I would completely suck a [ __ ] for Red Lobster admirals feast and biscuits the world lost eight years in the 1500s due to calendar changes that means this year is actually 2012 kids over there face the wall please don't hurt them we are not going to you are shoot one of your sons are we kill every body the gun is empty were you going to shoot me there now know who your mother loves more do what you want with that information a hungry kid called 9-1-1 so cops brought him a pizza and shot him 22 times irish [ __ ] accused of posing as a leprechaun to extort Shrek's from 26 women in exchange for pot of gold a chinese businessman has shared this images saying that happiness of children is the most valuable thing in the world a million dollar worth Lambo is nothing in front of that so he allows the kids to jump on this Lambo the best part is that the kids are not his aunt neither is the Lambo reenactment photo for years you talk [ __ ] about cops now but just wait until a guy breaks into your house and you need to call someone who will show up an hour late and shoots your dog I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better that shows a lack of ambition which is why men are better a black man accused French police of raping him police claim it was an accident by rumor who claims that our home is haunted me who has been living in the same house for more than 350 years and had no problem scam artists court police arrested scam artist John Young who tricked people into buying some sort of substance which himself named it the elixir of immortality upon questioning the police discovered that John has a criminal record being arrested for the same felony in 2004 1965 1923 and 1866 Johnny let me hold your wood for a second that's what she said you drilled this in pretty deep Johnny that's what she said ha ha ha stop seriously how old are you that's what she said everyone who has seen my secret technique must die consider it an honor ultimate hype for hell bunch if I have a transgender kit they can use whatever bathroom they want at the adoption center people please stop killing Jesus is wrong my child some things must be done we should cage him and keep him alive for his healing qualities and harvest his piss and sweat to make health potions [Music] the family I babysit for bought me a car for my 18th birthday so thankful buy me a car or I'll tell your wife about us my girlfriend and I were on the verge of breaking up because I would keep her awake at night with my constant mouse clicking not anymore consider this relationship saved this mouse is so silent she will sometimes forget I'm even home and invite her lover over he's a pretty cool guy thanks for saving the city again no problem citizens you know I do it for the kids yes they are so precious but a small price to pay for your help this is the best screen saver because every time I'd get a notification Kanye holds it up for me [Music] my husband is playing a new Pokemon game called grin derp he's about to catch her dome top and has to go out for an hour something ain't right give it to me she yelled I'm so frickin wet give it to me now she can scream all she wants I'm not giving her the freaking umbrella so tell me spider-man have you ever watched hentai kid will you visit me when I get out this long that I hate graveyards have y'all noticed how quiet anti-vaxxers have been lately apparently burying your children is pretty time-consuming instead of paying $200 a month on cable buy a plane ticket go see what you're watching what plane goes to bikini bottom Malaysia flight 370 if I remember correctly I'm so glad Gaga became a legend I remember in high school my math teacher was like let's see where she is in 10 years and here we are 10 years later with Gaga being a legend and my math teacher being in jail for sleeping with students bless a single sperm has 37.5 NBR DNA information in it that means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of a thousand five hundred eighty 7.5 TB that's a lot of information to swallow so if the Big Bang happened 13.8 billion years and matter cannot be created or destroyed and all of our bodies are made of matter that means that all of our borders are 13.8 billion years old so in conclusion officer yes she was old enough come over me I can't I'm under arrest for double homicide my parents aren't home me about that oh wait this isn't Google why do guys always announce when they are going to come I've never had that happen to me that's why you have a child in your profile photo you saved my kids up corpse retrieval man guess what guys my uncle works at Sony and gave me early access to the PlayStation 5 hashtag love my uncle hashtag my ass hurts did you breeds just threaten me be prepared to meet Jesus outside one to eat and one to use your mother just passed away long dead Laurel doesn't mean lots of love I know what it means you freaking Normie I hooked up with my high-school crush oh my god that's amazing I know right too bad I lost my teaching license over it holy [ __ ] buzz and his girlfriend just saw Russ relax I'm one of you guys what's the worst pet to have I made a Roomba that shoots anything it bumps into so they pretty much just made a cop great let us play chess who goes first well the custom is that white goes first me I wish math didn't exist Jeanie your wish is my command me after waking up the next day he is moaning in my parents room me my dad who's also listening with me just bought this sniper have to exercise my Second Amendment and protect my rights why do you have pause the downstairs neighbor just installed a stripper pole cook a car battery to it die die die what are you doing this as a library he's probably thinking about other women Tim why can't mom and dad get me and my sister separate beds when you always be nice to the quiet kid in school and he sends you email saying glad you're sick today [Music] absolutely not me I roll having Shrek's be gentle ten minutes and okay hit me with a brick yeah you're right it's not me I roll for a woman to have Shrek's with me I gotta hit them with the brick first don't forget to leave a like and check out my previous videos thank you for watching

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Length: 10min 10sec (610 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 26 2020