r/TiHi - Cursed Blood Bender...

disclaimer it's a little piggy Wiggy look at your Sukkot piggy-wiggy you cannot hold me my soul is eternal mere human oink well good evening ladies losses and losses and welcome to click now today I decided I was going to be super duper healthy so I was not gonna drink any caffeine whatsoever Coffee is amazing anyway welcome to our slash TV or thanks I hate it so I do hope you hate it enjoy and by the way all you wonderful people I am streaming on Twitch nowadays so you can check that out in the description there is a link ice cream video games and some time just hang out or play music so come there and check it out thank you alright fella mama nate is welcome to my weight loss program so what you simply do is that you pull a file not all of your Tommy whammy this will make it so that all your fat is dragged inwards like a black hole and you will look super thin even though you had a mass of a pig empowered strong mommy mommy there you go that's the beach bod right there look at that hourglass shape ah free Kia Courtney I get it creepy American girl releases first dog with hearing loss you don't understand I'm not emo I am gothic Oh God thick if you know what I mean it kind of low-key looks like one topic I think I found one topic salt online this is what he does all the time when he's not hanging out with sad milk is establishing his gothic I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose oh that's true you never say that you won your virginity I'm not like other girls I catch fish with my mouth Rach I'm a bear inside oh they're kind of like a what's it called it's not a furry it's like another kin something like that yeah you know how anime characters have those really cute looking haircuts and they're also cuddly just imagine if we could do that in real life we would all be so amazingly adorable I take that back No so is it possible for crabs pubic lice to crawl inside of you I am a hardcore vegan I didn't want to kill them so I've been letting them live as they please but I'm concerned that they're beginning to build a civilization inside of my eye I really don't want to go to the ER they've become like children to me and I don't want to lose them do you know any essential oils that I could put my aretha that will prevent them from entering but it's technically inside of you so you kind of have you know eaten it already so gati dis me movie smell it's I think this franchise got a bit a kneecapped town stalked by giant to meter tall 95 kilo kangaroo with at or near emerges from bushes to terrorize dog walkers and golfers would you like to come over to my place I like my french fries and chicken nuggets a little on the crispy side follow me for my recipes in my book of cooking crispy means that it says like pack when you bite on it not that it turns into dust by a small gust of wind as I oh yeah that's a crispy nugget right there cow milking contest Grand Theft Auto five competitors I present to thee long bread why would you slice it in that direction good sir why would you do this what what kind of atrocities have you brought forth to humanity you should know you should be strong on the cross upside down I'm on acid right now why don't you go to the strip club and your grandma's face is hanging out of a strippers bum bum oh I think you like it yes that is some royal fun right the hair Tasmanian Devils give birth to Burt why is that a difficult word birth what is that word click what is that word Tasmanian Devils give birth to twenty to thirty pops each smaller than a jellybean after just 25 days gestation the pups spend the next 100 days attached to the nipple inside of the pouch the mother has just four nipples from most of the pups do not survive what part of evolution decided you know we're gonna birth like 30 of them but we're only gonna feed four there's probably a reasonable explanation for it some biologists and comments can probably educate me but but just instinctively it feels a very weird it's like let's waste tons of energy to create these fetuses but only bother to feel like 10% of them Oh baby Judah yeah he got a beachbody going it's kind of after quarantine you either got Plouffe II or he got really ripped because he were bored and you worked out I felt Yoda went in the in the that direction yes when you're only five minutes away from home cry broke my ice are just coming no wonder it feels so good to cry you let me know how you've ever need a shelter to come on Twitter it's a wild wild place is it just me who loves to eat bread with cement hahaha lady you were the missing link between humans and concrete moving on hey you know what I hate 2020 yeah 2020 is such a roller coaster y'all except that it only goes down cooking hack if he put too much water in your rice toss a few phones in there what do you mean so the phones soak up the water isn't it usual that you put the rice inside of the phone to take the water out and it's okay again I guess it works both ways fam it's can a flexing a few years ago I went on a date with a disabled girl when cinema and for some food went back to her sand was kissing in the garden she told me to lift her on to the swing hanging off the tree and we had the naughties on the swing with her legs dangling around like noodles I put her back in a chair and took him his sign before I left and her dad came up to me I said quietly thanks mate most lads just leave her stuck on the twist Jesus Christ Huggies little Snuggies help clean the baby it is so good for the baby your baby will smile twice oh it's so good Jaron mi it's a day hello your vagina I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and her son is left physically disabled in a twist to turn events his son is kidnapped and has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman what's it called finding Nemo when your friend farted inside the car you're trying to get some fresh air if God is real there is no way in hell I'm getting into heaven get your click merch special VIP ticket to hell by now if you buy you buy one for your whole family act if an aunt was the same size as a human it would be twice as fast as a Lamborghini I don't want to picture that a life-sized aunt running at the pace of like a super sports car again no it's the giant ants flee everyone there is no point they even had run our cars that's a pretty good idea for a horror flick hey there Steve can you set up some lamps here oh sure Kevin you didn't do a good job Steve you suck Shan we have been in lockdown longer than Brock Turner of us in jail for doing the force not ease to an unconscious whamon yolks okay so everybody has been jailed drunk okay I see your point in a plumbing group oh man someone's dentures fell in the toilet different story henpecked al baby sneak into your home using your wife like a human Trojan horse are those the actions of a precious angel I think not so you just bladders and then you have an apple huh what the bloody witch's see what I did there it's kind of a pun because you know the the dripping stuff and bloody which is like yeah you like my humor yeah what oh I think I know what this is there's I don't have the caption here but I think this was a dog that got like stuck inside of a tree and when the tree grew it kind of covered it and when it was finally cut open it was uncovered kind of like a mummy but but a dog inside of a tree yikes how it feels when the seed is still warm oh god oh no man the guy on the other side seems to be kind of into it hey man this is efficient this is what led to this Oh yikes all right that's kind of so scooby-doo was like the pave the road for all lights what's it called softcore BDSM all right cool what happened to him he kept pulling a loose bit of skin by his fingernail and wouldn't stop oh that's how his nose came off as well nice airplane forced to make emergency landing because woman's crotch smelled so bad okay Oh God sorry low effort meme Aang the avatar averring the avatar a new type of vending was learned that - hey I just realized that she can give you instant erections whether she wants to through blood bending just imagine you're lying on your bed exhausted after the naughties and she goes hippity-hoppity dick be upright pity well thatís it for today Lonnie's losses and loss was I seriously hope you enjoyed and check down below for all those amazing verse and I will see you next time take care [Music]

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Views: 313,161

Rating: 4.9662499 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: 1zmOqNNrVMA

Length: 10min 43sec (643 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 22 2020