r/GarfieldMinusGarfield - HOW DID THIS GET CURSED?!

disclaimer time to reflect on the day well good evening ladies losses and lassos welcome to the clique I hope you're having a dandy fine delicious - hey I'm sitting here in a studio with a pizza my stomach and a coffee my hair ready to read y'all some Garfield - Garfield which I find to be so ridiculously funny for some reason enjoy time for your brushing Garfield come here yeah brush brush brush brush brush ah doc you gotta help my cat is just so freakin done doc you gotta help my cat I have put the cookie jar on the top of the refrigerator where a car filled can't reach it check out that view hello do I own a cat no huh here put these on who cares if I can't get a date we're wearing party hats and we're gonna have a good time the whole neighborhood is gonna have a good time oh my god this is your pizza sauce thick I mean really thick I think he misspelled it a lot there we go oh yeah I think I've lost my identity and nobody listens to me and nobody respects me that's the punchline hmm where's Garfield mm-hmm no one's going to steal my brain good lifehack be very stupid then nobody wants your brain in the first place oh yeah take your life hacks directly from the click squad fam my first life hack is don't listen to the click life hacks you see what I did there it's kind of a paradox that makes it funny ah you're the best girlfriend ever and you're the best pet ever you can see the despair hidden in her eyes she's trying to lie to herself it'll all be fine but no the darkness slowly encloses on the relationship and she can feel that tickling on the inside of her mind and she slowly loses the last small piece we get away from my food bear I just yelled at a teddy bear I'm so depressed it's depressing I think I'll go out and shoot myself cool what's the movie tonight the sludge monster meets vermin man never heard of it we've seen it eight times so that's that means she falls asleep on every date you know that's the most frustrating part if you ever watching a movie with your girl it's like super intense and then after one hour she falls asleep wakes up one hour later like now what happened I don't get this move it's not that good maybe if you watch the story you get it sorry I'm a bit emotional about this I I sincerely apologize I am depressed after I'm gone no one will care that I ever existed all these comics are just about a middle-aged man super lonely and pathetic and just having having an existential crisis it's mm-hmm toothpaste on a Saltine hmm yes quite so I always put toothpaste on my food items and that is how I brush my teeth and eat at the same time my name's sometimes I have to wonder where its life taking me what what why does it talk to himself so much why why isn't it thought bubbles it's like I usually don't talk okay yeah I talk out loud to myself quite a lot never mind and boy that liz is a good kisser really good really good something seems odd oh yeah I'm in a good mood there we go squat fat happy information uh heck yeah well hmm hmm I think I'll step in the next room and have a nervous breakdown ah okay who'll grease my wiener that that can mean kind of dirty hey you want to come over to my place and grease my wiener if you know if you know sex ed with the click I can't breathe I am fasting out oh cool alright that yeah that it the cut this is the peak of 2019 comedy all sometimes light is perfect not my life of course okay okay I will black more lemonade right this is this subreddit is making me emotionally unstable I refuse to stop laughing at this you did it you broke Garfield down to its basic fundamentals you even got the loss Sonia stop it okay I am done tickling myself I am going running clop clop cloth mm-hmm bomb that foods were eating hey that's where there is made for wearing yeah hmm all right all right I'll get breakfast [Laughter] that hamburger had better be right there when I get back hmm snake practicing just in case but why am I always having to beg for dates I'm going to let the girls call me hmm dating is overrated New Year's is overrated if you beg I'll let you lick my ice cream cone the cartoonist has selected not the shoulders panel due to its graphic nature the cartoonists are selected not to show this panel due to its graphic nature oh that's a nice little ice cone you got there I see what [Music] mm-hmm Garfield it's good to be back home wait a minute I never went anywhere and you also don't have a cat yeah two things that still breathing I see oh yeah hey happy birthday let's celebrate that you survived another year on this horrid planet happy surviving yet one more here day woohoo I am going to make a list of things I can do to impress women can make a list hmm mr. funny man time to check the old mailbag me you AB no mail beep you also AB note life oh yeah computer fam and tell that poor man hello speaking do I own a cat no sir I do not and that's the joke y'all because Garfield is usually in the comic but now he's not and that's the twist of the sub you get it want me to explain it again yes usually there's a cat sorry I I am yes care to join me I am contemplating live whoa oh no I think my tie is too long oh yeah I can't see hmm string man yikes the world is not confused cameraman follows where he looks like he looked at the ball quickly filmed the wall yeah quality content mm-hmm food hi there I am Jon Arbuckle I am a cartoonist and this is my cat Garfield um mm-hmm I'm just gonna slowly back out of this room I am ready for my big date ye Hey when ladies the losses and losses as a participator I sincerely do hope that you enjoyed it and that you could relate to this poor man having a breakdown as we all do sometimes oh heck yeah down below we find links to this core page run all those add amazing places but in that amazing day nighttime oh but it's my Sheila and I will see you in the next video take care [Music]

Channel: The Click

Views: 635,027

Rating: 4.9364648 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: el7MCP89kKY

Length: 11min 5sec (665 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 26 2019