[Stevie] Do you say "T-Rex Piggy"? Tiggy Rex Bank [Stevie] Yeah, sure! We were being dinosaurs. -We're bein' dinosaurs
-We were being dinosaurs There's Link! He's in here, too. ...she has started bringing... [Stevie] St-- Stop! [Rhett] Hmm. Probably not a great idea. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. [Stevie] OH! -We're making cereal!
-We made cereal. Here. Nom nom nom? Hah. Nope. Nom nom nom. Mmm. (Crew's horrified screams)
[Crew] Oh. My. God. If you were in the middle of a fable,
and you came to a place and the fairy was like:
"Would you like a pillow or a rock?" You'd be like, okay yeah, I get the two options. "Pink or green?" Okay. "Teeth or butthole?"
You know what I'm saying? It's not-- "Butt HAIRS." "Teeth or butthair?"
I'd be like, what? Why? Now hold on, now... Keep your eyes--
Keep your eyes closed. -Take the beans out. Put the bulb in.
-I am. [Stevie] In this first round, you will use some
combination of the items in front of you-- [Stevie] What have you done? Nothing! (old lady voice)
...but now she's here and she looks
like she's on some sort of... ...tricycle... I believe someone added
a wheel to Regina's bicycle. (gasp) Did you see that one?! He's makin' hot pops! He's making his popcorn with his gun. (ominous focusing music) The guy who set the world record for holding his breath... ...underwater,
was thinkin' about French fries. I don't think you should hold your breath.
You should breathe. (Celebratory amazement) We landed in the water next to an aircraft carrier! And a knife. [Link] Did I just disappear entirely? Yes. No one can see you at all, by the way.
They can't see you. But you have to choose! (where does the "s" go in mine?) You can't get the nibble witch to wash
your wiener and your mustaches. (sick mouth trumpet) THAT'S a mouth trumpet. [Stevie] ...by the attraction of opposite charges... (POP) Oh! (Rhett laughing) You did that! Got heeim ;) I will not stand for this. Seriously? ...carrots, Julienne sliced, with
a couple of dollops of hummus. You put this in the bath? I put this on a plate. Is it from an animal? Could be. I honestly can't tell. It's a lunch, and you put the lunch in a...
particular thing Yes! And the thing -- that you put the lunch in --
is my baby? Yes. (Impressive air guitar solo) (Sooooo impressed!!) ...this slot... Oh-- really? Yes, there's a slot that-- OOH!! I wasn't even looking and it came out! Did you see that? You can put that baby into a drink? I mean w-what
What else are you gonna do with an Ice... Ice Baby? (Crew laughing) All Venoms are made from cocker spaniels. We're learning so much today. 🎶(It's My Belly Button karaoke) 🎶 Look at the top, Link!
Look at the top! [Link] Aw, yeah! [Link] Aw, yeah! 🎶 I'm lookin' at the top and I'm gettin real wet. 🎶 Is the top cool?
Is the top cool? [Stevie] Two guys who grew up in the same place, with the same experiences
and the same first girlfriend... Well, we were wrong, though. No I wasn't. -Yes I was?
-Yeah You know what? -I voted for the wrong one.
-Good. I'm going on a trip! And in my suitcase I'm packing: A Red Bull, a cylinder to put it in,
a toothpick, an extra ear, a tattoo artist... a cylinder to put it in-- NO!! Oh! This is how you taste hot fruit air. That's it! Hot fruit air.
Now put-- Hot fruit air. So-- I think I'll have to grab my jacket... -Grab your...?
-...and hold it ...and hold it out of the way... I would just call that an open shirt. Uh, well it's -- it's a "Shacket." You know that's the confusing thing about it-- It's only a shacket if there's a liner. This is a shirt. Uh, well. -Okay.
-I went with The Mona Lisa. Uh, and I said a Panda Express gift card. Yep, well. -Equally... equally possible scenarios.
-Right. Uuuhhh... Peetzhaaa 🍕 That might be it. [Link] I got a little bit a this-- [Rhett] Hey! You know, this is a trust exercise.
You shouldn't jerk your hand away when I put scissors around your pinky. Well, you shouldn't put scissors around my pinky. Well, ~of course~ But when I DO, Rhett, don't jerk your hand away. "F's" Like, "zero F's given." Yeah, we don't give any F's around here. Everybody gets A's, B's, or C's. Here--here, listen to me-- Here's what I'm trying to tell you, Rhett. This is not twice the "Meat & Sauce" standard. They're -- they're -- By virtue of calling it "Meat & Sauce,"
it's twice the "Meat Sauce" standard. Ooowo-- WOW! You have to confront her, because... Some of those contact lenses are boogers. (crew laughing) I think, maybe you suck. (musical note) No! You blow. (different note) And you suck. You suck on some and you blow on others. This is a blowhole. (musical note) This is a suck hole. (different note) Never get the two mixed up. Touch my eyeball with it. You want me to? You're blinking too much. Oh! Oh oh oh... oh oh. I mean, he... What did you do man?
You touched my freaking eyeball. You ju-- I just did what you told me to do! Is that the-- Is that true? Or not. ...yeah? [Stevie] You're lying?! [Stevie] You've never seen Dumb and Dumber? Would you hate me? Would you stop watching this show? - You know...
- Cause I just stretched a slug to 21 times its length? Uh, I-- Yes I would. Okay, then I won't do it.
