🎶 ... give me a two-handed attack... 🎶 [Rhett] Now, okay. Link's obviously having a lot of fun,
- Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh - more fun than I'm having right now,
- haahhahahahahahhhaha It's gone and it's getting worse! Just like a person... I mean a ghost? Haha, I was like, "it's gone and it's getting worse," Does that mean you're sad? So I definitely,
I think this is a full flower situation, just-- [Crew laughing] [Link] Ooaohaoaohaohwho 🎶 All the other tables are looking at our table 🎶 🎶 and thinking they should have gotten fajitas. 🎶 What up, tall guy? -Oh hey, I like your sweater.
- Hey, man. [Crew laughing] -What are you looking at?
-How 'bout there? What are you looking at? I'm looking around! No but, where- I'm look...
I can see-- The edge of the box thingy. Really? You know, if we got anything.
You know, is that-- How far did our names get us? I think 90% of the way. - I mean if- if we were...
- Scott and Tom, or Scott and Matt. We'd still be in North Carolina
in that damn basement. Scott and Jeff. Oh, I just remembered the dream I had last night! Thank you! [Crew laughing] You ran over a Komodo dragon? Once again, today's game is a bump fest, that means we can both bump each other's pucks
in every single round if we want to. The winner gets "insta-creams" throughout
Good Mythical More. I don't know what that means-- [tongue sounds] Is that a TH? I don't like to watch that. You wanna just learn how to slice a pineapple?
'Cause... [Laughter] Calm down. Calm down. ["Link" Laughing]
I don't know how to handle your antics. [Too much laughter]
Oh, yeah, I get it. Cake Boy... It's cake time! Look at that. I'm on my Cabeza. Keep going! -B. -A. -N. -A. -N, A.... BANANA!!
YOU SPELLED BANANA!
Look! He spelled "banana," y'all. [Link] Haha, I spelled banana! How are you doing, what is your name? Daryl? Yes, I was going to say Daryl. [Rhett laughing] 🎶 Country-Fried Beef Steak, where are you? 🎶 🎶 You're nowhere to be found. 🎶 [Stevie] ...is the Amazon best seller? *boof* Look at that!
Okay, so yours is... ...distinctly different than these two... Rule #3 is: No idiots. No idiots? How are we gonna be there? - No additional--
- No idiots, besides--- No additional idiots. No idiots, besides us. [Smooth waiting music] Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale,
comin' over the hill with a salt and a pail. Looked at each other and they say:
"Hey! What are we gonna do today?" We're gonna lick some salt,
gonna lick some salt, we're gonna lick some, lick some,
lick some SALT! And I'm gonna eat some asbestos. ...my friend... ...who is, uh... Why is this toaster on fire? 🔥 [Toaster beeps] Cause I'm retoasting the toast. [Stirring sounds] 🎶 Ding ding ding-ding ding 🎶 HEY! And they almost touch... - Aaahhhhhh.
-Faaallll down... That's what just happened. - Aaaahhhhh
-Ooohhhhhh Right. But, I'm still gonna have another bite. Did they touch? Noooo.... Yweweyouben-- You been working in like a--
pineapple factory except for your fingers? I put my hands in the microwave
for 40 seconds every day. How do you shut the door? With the other one! Oh! [Laughter] This is so dumb. - 60s.
- Meet. - What'd you-?
- Meet. That's the first-- That's the first note, and word,
of the Jetson's theme song. - Okay. Yeah, all right.
- 🎶 Meet. George. Jetson. 🎶 I'm gonna need you to pull down the screen -That's what it looks like.
- Oh! [Link] And this is not fake? [Rhett] No, it's Mountain Dew Dewitos. No, I don't want you to bl-- Wow! Woah- hey! Don't put freaking-- Punch him. Punch him. [PUNCH] Thank you. And do you think those are the same size? - That's the same size, isn't it?
- Man, is that the same size? - That's the same size.
- They're the same size. [Stevie] Such fun camera tricks. You had enough of that Stevie? You know, somewhere
in the universe that happened where two people are trying to toast each other
and they couldn't get the timing right and it would be like this-- And then it would be like this-- - Theoretically, there's someone...
- Two North Poles. Somewhere, according to the
multiple worlds theory, there's someone stuck in
this state of toasting right now. - Let's drink this.
- Oh, okay. [Toy robot]
[Rhett's voice] I'm a stupid little loser robot,
and I'll never have sex! [Link's voice] And even if I did, I'd be bad at it. [sick tambourine playing]
🎶 We did it wrong. 🎶 🎶 So nooooooooow,
we gotta sing a song... 🎶 🎶 We gotta sing this song.
Cause we did it wrong... 🎶 Okay. Mountains. - Seem.
- So. - Far.
- Because. - I'm.
- Love. - "I'm"? You said "I'm"?
- That's it. "Mountains seem so far, because I'm love." [Stevie] Because you kept saying "that's right,"
and doing that thing? [Stevie] ...over and over again?
[Link] Yeah. Yeah. I thought it'd be a good thing to end on. Can I get into the position
and then you pause me? [Stevie] Okay, yeah. Play. [LINK SNEEZES]
